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Rockland Deadbeat Dad’s GoFundMe Raising Cash For Nonexistent Mortgage, Kids He Has No Visitation Rights With

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Here’s your Wednesday morning GoFundMe scam of the dayIt comes to us from the South Shore town of Rockland:

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It’s a sad day in America when a grown man has no shame begging for money to pay his bills on the Internet. What’s even sadder is that this guy doesn’t have a mortgage. Oh yea, and there’s no “we” or “family” either. It’s just him using his kids because he thinks it will get more suckers to give him for drugs. And he doesn’t live with his kids either, which is probably why this GoFundMe isn’t really going anywhere so far:


As a matter of fact we’ve spoken with people with firsthand knowledge of the situation, and as it turns out he doesn’t pay child support and has no visitation rights with the children he created. Oh yea, and he’s been to jail before and has run-ins with the law frequently because he pretty much puts everything he wants before his children. In 2013 he was arrested by Whitman Police for robbing a jewelry store:

Ryan Camara, 35, of Summer Street, Rockland, was arrested for unarmed robbery, disturbing the peace and a larceny warrant out of Brockton, on Tuesday after trying to steal from Menard’s Jewelers in Whitman around 4 p.m., according to police. Police said the suspect entered the store and asked to look at rings. Once the rings were on the counter, he grabbed them and fled the South Avenue store to Laurel Street, according to Whitman Police. The owner of the store chased after the suspect and with the assistance of two witnesses in the area caught Camara until police arrived. The two rings were recovered and there were no injuries, police said.



Holy shit, it’s Joe Amoroso’s doppleganger!!!


They’re basically doing the exact same thing, except Ryan Camara’s kids are alive and well, and Joe Amoroso left Bella Bond in the hand of junkies like himself. But they’re both deadbeats who are lying and using their kids for personal gain. I don’t know what’s more pathetic – this GoFundMe scam or the fact that he couldn’t outrun a storekeeper with a head start.

Even though he can’t seem to find the money to pay for his nonexistent mortgage, and nonexistent child support payments, he does have plenty of money for tanning, tattoos, gym memberships, and iPhones:




So yea, don’t give money to this guy because it’s probably just gonna go to getting this kid a flat-brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. It’s the only part of the dooshnozzle uniform he’s missing at this point.


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6 Comment(s)
  • Wtf
    September 22, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    Just thought I d chime in here if I could . just so everyone knows, this boy Ryan has stolen from a tun of people personal. We should ask marshfield and pembroke police.

  • JoeMomma
    September 21, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    Get a job loser….go fund yourself for a change.

  • Turd Burglestein
    September 21, 2016 at 10:29 am

    Hopefully this loser scores some of that heroin laced with carfentanyl and takes himself out of the gene pool soon

  • bigdaddy
    September 21, 2016 at 10:04 am

    a selfie wearing a wife beater t-shirt how appropriate

  • Not Surprised
    September 21, 2016 at 9:57 am

    This is just like my sons ‘father’ saying our son was dying of Leukemia, and needed money for ‘Medical Bills’. Ended up robbing 2 banks in Boston, fed the bullshit lie to his lawyer and judge, and was given sympathy. Never asked for PROOF!! Sick, Sad, Pathetic World.

  • KimberlyS
    September 21, 2016 at 9:55 am

    He has his own last name tattooed on his shoulder? Is that a common thing?

    Any man who doesn’t take care of his kids is not a man. He’s a sperm donor.

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