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So a lot of you have seen the Facebook post with the picture of two Bostonians engaging in felatio on the Orange line:
This is why Turtleboy Jr. isn’t allowed on the T until he’s 18.
That poor, poor girl. Seriously though, this is the definition of rock bottom. what has your life come to if you find yourself blowing some jorts-wearing dooshnozzle from Quincy in the subway? What is she getting out of this right now? Is that fun? Is that enjoyable? Doesn’t she know she could’ve found ten carbon copies of this guy at the Blarney and at least got some privacy in the men’s bathroom stall?
You can she’s a classy babe too, because she refuses to let her knees touch the ground. That would be vile. She’s not from Revere after all.
Anyway, I guess these two nudniks still haven’t been caught yet, which just goes to prove that if you’re a jort wearing fat bastard in a Red Sox jacket, there is no better place to bleind in than Boston.
22 Comment(s)
lol em love birds just could not wait til they get home , this is sooo funny.
Fox 25 saying the good officers of the law are not looking for our lothario.
ugh, now
Couldn’t you have at least made sure you spelled the headline properly? Lord knows you’ve probably given enough of it.
How homophobic of you. Using that as an insult
So TB isn’t going to allow Jr. on the T until he’s 18 because he might see somebody getting a blowjob? Somebody might want to inform him that, in all likelihood, Junior will have received, and maybe even given, one long before then. With a bit of luck, he may even grow up to surpass daddy and actually learn to spell “fellatio”. Then he might be able to land a job over at Barstool Sports, where they actually have production standards.
It wasn’t me…this time.
This blowing was just a misguided attempt to re-inflate balls.
Wait, is that… yes it is! Why, it’s Mr. & Mrs. Turtleboy! 😀
Nice to see you get out of Worcester every now and then!
That’s original You think of that all by yourself?
No, several friends and I got together and brainstormed all night. After multiple pots of coffee and some intense debate, along with the creation of multiple graphs and charts, we finally decided on that one. Now we’re all groggy and dragging ourselves to work, but your reply has proven that our efforts were not spent in vain!
OK now that was funny lmao.
Haha. I dig it.
Which one is which I can’t tell.
Well, it’s fellatio. That’s a fairly standard position that of identifies our randy duo as Mr and Mrs.
Right, but I expect that Mrs. Turtle is actually the one who wears the penis in that family, thus my confusion.
Kinky
I now scan down to the comments every time for this
If you can’t tell, then one can only imagine the type of people you’ve been getting it on with.
Ya got me TB! When I saw she had no teeth I couldn’t resist!
I volunteer to spellcheck Turtleboy.
You are assuming that is a female down there. 😉