Romance Felatio On The Orange Line Is So Boston It Hurts

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So a lot of you have seen the Facebook post with the picture of two Bostonians engaging in felatio on the Orange line:

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This is why Turtleboy Jr. isn’t allowed on the T until he’s 18.

That poor, poor girl. Seriously though, this is the definition of rock bottom. what has your life come to if you find yourself blowing some jorts-wearing dooshnozzle from Quincy in the subway? What is she getting out of this right now? Is that fun? Is that enjoyable? Doesn’t she know she could’ve found ten carbon copies of this guy at the Blarney and at least got some privacy in the men’s bathroom stall?

You can she’s a classy babe too, because she refuses to let her knees touch the ground. That would be vile. She’s not from Revere after all.

Anyway, I guess these two nudniks still haven’t been caught yet, which just goes to prove that if you’re a jort wearing fat bastard in a Red Sox jacket, there is no better place to bleind in than Boston.








22 Comment(s)
  • duy
    May 22, 2015 at 4:26 pm

    lol em love birds just could not wait til they get home , this is sooo funny.

  • Finnish Goalie
    May 21, 2015 at 9:20 pm

    Fox 25 saying the good officers of the law are not looking for our lothario.

    • Finnish Goalie
      May 21, 2015 at 9:21 pm

      ugh, now

  • Skeptic
    May 19, 2015 at 9:20 am

    Couldn’t you have at least made sure you spelled the headline properly? Lord knows you’ve probably given enough of it.

    • Danus
      May 19, 2015 at 9:28 am

      How homophobic of you. Using that as an insult

  • TurtleBoySpurts
    May 19, 2015 at 8:56 am

    So TB isn’t going to allow Jr. on the T until he’s 18 because he might see somebody getting a blowjob? Somebody might want to inform him that, in all likelihood, Junior will have received, and maybe even given, one long before then. With a bit of luck, he may even grow up to surpass daddy and actually learn to spell “fellatio”. Then he might be able to land a job over at Barstool Sports, where they actually have production standards.

  • Sam Burnside
    May 19, 2015 at 8:21 am

    It wasn’t me…this time.

  • May 19, 2015 at 7:58 am

    This blowing was just a misguided attempt to re-inflate balls.

  • COB
    May 19, 2015 at 6:53 am

    Wait, is that… yes it is! Why, it’s Mr. & Mrs. Turtleboy! 😀

    Nice to see you get out of Worcester every now and then!

    • haha.....NOT!
      May 19, 2015 at 7:12 am

      That’s original You think of that all by yourself?

      • COB
        May 19, 2015 at 7:21 am

        No, several friends and I got together and brainstormed all night. After multiple pots of coffee and some intense debate, along with the creation of multiple graphs and charts, we finally decided on that one. Now we’re all groggy and dragging ourselves to work, but your reply has proven that our efforts were not spent in vain!

        • haha.....NOT!
          May 19, 2015 at 7:51 am

          OK now that was funny lmao.

        • Finnish Goalie
          May 19, 2015 at 9:04 am

          Haha. I dig it.

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      May 19, 2015 at 8:50 am

      Which one is which I can’t tell.

      • Finnish Goalie
        May 19, 2015 at 9:15 am

        Well, it’s fellatio. That’s a fairly standard position that of identifies our randy duo as Mr and Mrs.

        • TurtleBoySpurts
          May 19, 2015 at 11:09 am

          Right, but I expect that Mrs. Turtle is actually the one who wears the penis in that family, thus my confusion.

          • Finnish Goalie
            May 19, 2015 at 11:14 am


      • Clean Hippie
        May 19, 2015 at 1:05 pm

        I now scan down to the comments every time for this

      • The.Kurgen
        May 19, 2015 at 2:10 pm

        If you can’t tell, then one can only imagine the type of people you’ve been getting it on with.

  • The Boston creeper
    May 19, 2015 at 5:59 am

    Ya got me TB! When I saw she had no teeth I couldn’t resist!

  • O the humanities
    May 18, 2015 at 10:19 pm

    I volunteer to spellcheck Turtleboy.

  • Fernando
    May 18, 2015 at 8:29 pm

    You are assuming that is a female down there. 😉

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