Rutherford B. Glaze Looking To “Correspond With All Kinds Of Females” On East Bridgewater Forum, Forgets To Point Out That He’s A Child Sex Offender

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Here’s an interesting post from the East Bridgewater Free Hub Facebook page….

Totes not creepy at all. What woman wouldn’t wanna “correspond” with the guy who lives across the street from Kevin McCallister and kills people with his shovel?

He’s got beach balls and shit!

Better hurry up soon. First one to message him gets first dibs at Rutherford B’s glazed donuts. And it’s perfectly normal that he lives in Lynn and is looking to meet women in the Bridgewater area, even though they’re like an hour apart.

His Facebook page mostly consists of creeptacular selfies and him corresponding with robots who he evidently thinks are hot women randomly interested in scarfing down his hot porridge gun.

His Twitter is mostly the same….

Normally I’d be all over this guy’s kidney scraper, but he’s only interested in south shore clam. So that’s all you SSTG.

Oh, and he forgot to point out one important thing…..

He’s a registered sex offender. Who raped and/or abused a child under the age of 14. Just a reminder that he said he was looking for “all kinds of females.”

Evidently that this little girls too.

Unfortunately for him the Internet is forever, and he was quickly outed as the pervatron that he is…..

Sad part is that the ACLU would gladly take up this guy’s right to post on Facebook over Turtleboy’s, because the ACLU prefers child rapists to legitimate news sources whose core message they disagree with.

So yea, if you were thinking about taking up Rutherford B. Glaze on his offer of friendship, just understand that you’re probably gonna end up end up featured on Dateline. And you won’t see it because you’ll be dead. And raped. The end.

13 Comment(s)
  • Wade Boggs-Taint
    August 7, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Gotta admire his persistence though.

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 7, 2018 at 1:30 pm

    Somebody has zero fucks to give.

  • Y
    August 6, 2018 at 8:04 pm

  • Fringe
    August 6, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    Why didn’t they just castrate him when he was 16 in ’72 after the incident and save the rest of the world the trouble?

  • dball31211
    August 6, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    I was thinking Willie Nelson

  • mainesucks
    August 6, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    Sadly, some tattooed female will take him up on her offer.

    • White Out
      August 6, 2018 at 7:37 pm

      Tittooed – fixed it for you 🙂

  • Clark Kent
    August 6, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    So there is a Danny Trejo on Bizarro World. He must hate tacos.

  • Jim
    August 6, 2018 at 5:52 pm

    Another hippy boomer.

  • Bat Masterson
    August 6, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    The 1870s called. It wants its look back. 

  • Will Crusher
    August 6, 2018 at 5:13 pm

    You social media users are fucking morons. “Literally” this, “literally” that. Latte sipping, Red Sox cheering, beer-swilling morons.

    • Like omg
      August 7, 2018 at 8:46 am

      You “literally” let one word upset you!!! Ahhhahahahaha dumb ass

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    August 6, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    I thought they killed this fuck at Little Bighorn

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