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Here’s an interesting post from the East Bridgewater Free Hub Facebook page….
Totes not creepy at all. What woman wouldn’t wanna “correspond” with the guy who lives across the street from Kevin McCallister and kills people with his shovel?
He’s got beach balls and shit!
Better hurry up soon. First one to message him gets first dibs at Rutherford B’s glazed donuts. And it’s perfectly normal that he lives in Lynn and is looking to meet women in the Bridgewater area, even though they’re like an hour apart.
His Facebook page mostly consists of creeptacular selfies and him corresponding with robots who he evidently thinks are hot women randomly interested in scarfing down his hot porridge gun.
His Twitter is mostly the same….
Hello my baby girl I love what I see can I see you naked pic.twitter.com/NfVsFJYobk
— William Janowicz (@WilliamJanowic4) February 23, 2017
I hope I can hear from all the women all over the world for fun and games
— William Janowicz (@WilliamJanowic4) November 22, 2016
Hello my baby girl I hope we can be friends with each other and you will send me a message https://t.co/wXLygqoH6J
— William Janowicz (@WilliamJanowic4) January 13, 2017
Hello my baby send me a message
— William Janowicz (@WilliamJanowic4) December 2, 2016
Normally I’d be all over this guy’s kidney scraper, but he’s only interested in south shore clam. So that’s all you SSTG.
Oh, and he forgot to point out one important thing…..
He’s a registered sex offender. Who raped and/or abused a child under the age of 14. Just a reminder that he said he was looking for “all kinds of females.”
Evidently that this little girls too.
Unfortunately for him the Internet is forever, and he was quickly outed as the pervatron that he is…..
Sad part is that the ACLU would gladly take up this guy’s right to post on Facebook over Turtleboy’s, because the ACLU prefers child rapists to legitimate news sources whose core message they disagree with.
So yea, if you were thinking about taking up Rutherford B. Glaze on his offer of friendship, just understand that you’re probably gonna end up end up featured on Dateline. And you won’t see it because you’ll be dead. And raped. The end.
Gotta admire his persistence though.
Somebody has zero fucks to give.
Why didn’t they just castrate him when he was 16 in ’72 after the incident and save the rest of the world the trouble?
I was thinking Willie Nelson
Sadly, some tattooed female will take him up on her offer.
Tittooed – fixed it for you 🙂
So there is a Danny Trejo on Bizarro World. He must hate tacos.
Another hippy boomer.
The 1870s called. It wants its look back.
You social media users are fucking morons. “Literally” this, “literally” that. Latte sipping, Red Sox cheering, beer-swilling morons.
You “literally” let one word upset you!!! Ahhhahahahaha dumb ass
I thought they killed this fuck at Little Bighorn