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Tomorrow’s food stamp Friday, and our boy Luis Sanchez from Worcester is down in the dumps because he can’t find anyone selling EBT and he hates paying full price at Trader Joe’s Price Rite:
As you can imagine, Luis here has set the record for most variations of the Chicago Bulls flat brimmed hat:
He even rocks the short sleeve hoodie:
And the jacket:
From the looks of that picture he appears to be in Plumley Village. And I’m sorry, but if you live in Plumley Village, you own that many Chicago Bulls flat brimmed hats, and you STILL can’t find food stamps on Facebook, then you’re not very good at the Internet. Although maybe the word is out that food stamps sales should be taken to IG now that this has become a recurring blog on Turtleboy.
Here’s an idea Luis – if you’re struggling to buy groceries, maybe take it easy on the bling?
OK then. Sorry I asked.
Luckily the fairy food stamp godmother came along and was all up in his DM’s:
The fact that they have to do this in private now shows you just how effective food stamp Friday has been. They know we’re watching. Not that there’s any doubt about what they messaged about, based on some of Tammy’s recent thoughts on life:
Even ratchets can learn over time.
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An outstanding share! I’ve just forwarded this onto a friend who
has been doing a little research on this. And he actually ordered me lunch
due to the fact that I stumbled upon it for him… lol.
So allow me to reword this…. Thanks for the meal!!
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She’s cute, i like the pig tails
Checked out our boy Luis Sanchez from Worcester FB profile, just to see if he had all the usual stuff for a realz arse homeboy. He is actually laughing it up, saying he got no reason to hide face. He pays all his bills, so if he wants $200 of food for $100, he is entitled to it, again, as that hard arse working homie. This slug just doesn’t get it does he? If he is such a hard worker, then his taxes are also going to cover that lose that the SNAP program is suppose to be feeding as said entitlement program. The real story is though, more than likely, he is feeding those 3 Lyncie Colon ovary seepages, because her previous sperm donors arent doing the trick. Guess he deserves some brownie points, but not for doing it on the tax payers dime. Of course, Tammy Muse seems to be right on board, laughing that TBS doesn’t even know what they were PMing about. Glad to see her getting some humor and positive vibe, while our circle is devastated and mourns Nicole. Of course this Slanted Taco gangsta holds real court – Tammy Muse, 28, of 34 Loxwood St., Worcester, charged with carrying a firearm without a license, carrying a loaded firearm without a license and defacing the serial number on a firearm, continued to July 2. Careful GF, you were one serial number away from Jules and Jolax living on the streets waiting for your dumg arse to get paroled.
Also, the scammers sometimes buy large quantities of the same product. Example….. Methuen WalMart… two female towelheads load two carts full of plastic bottle Pepsi; loading them into the back of a brand new Lexus SUV. Probably destined to machines that sell each bottle for $4.25.
Can someone tell me HOW food stamps are sold if they are in the form of an EBT card nowadays? Surely they don’t hand over their card when you give them cash. If so, how do you know the card is loaded?
The buyer and seller meet at a given market, go into the store together and pick up the buyers groceries or whatever and then pay using the sellers EBT card. Cash is exchanged in the parking lot, $100 of groceries for $50 cash, or the current rachet rate quote. There are a few other tells to look for, people will typically attempt to use a self checkout lane if possible. Also look for two people shopping who clearly aren’t friends or relatives shopping together; usually one trailing the other on their phone, not interested in whats going in the cart at all and not contributing items.
Also, the person in tow will usually have a few kids who are dirty and being ignored, and the buyer will look like many of the Rhodes Scholars featured here on TB. A quick glance between the kids and the buyer and you’ll hear Maury Povich say “you are NOT the father!!”
You named the most obvious ones that have made the news. But you failed to mention the richest and most powerful ones. Fear? Lack of knowledge?
Welfare brats. Breeding like rats. Thanks to Democrats. They give America “The Great Society”.
Thing is, Democrats think that giving Luis free stuff so he doesn’t have to work will make him vote for Democrats.
But come election day, Luis can’t get off the couch. None of the ‘free stuff’ crowd can.
Gold, Cars, La Familia y la comina. The Ricans are just the new Italians, give em a few years.
Oh and the short stature combined with machismo. Don’t forget those.
What do Italians have to do with this article? Italians are very hard workers, and certainly do not look for public assistance handouts, which was the main point of this story. You turned a feel good story about outing welfare fraud, into Italian bashing! Really reaching there buddy
Nope, not now they don’t but they sure as hell used to. Give the Ricans 50 or so years, and they’ll be fine once they work through the issues immigrants face. Not bashing anyone. You took it personal though.
OK, so what’s the blacks’ excuse?
Bred into near retardation for livestock/docility purposes during the slavery period. There may not be much hope for this demographic. This is why many black Africans who immigrate to the West are much more successful compared to their American relations. However this breeding had the effect of making the males incredibly strong and with great endurance, leading to their athletic prowess.
Puerto Ricans aren’t immigrants, you fucking mental midget. They’re natural citizens of the United States. Puerto Rico is a territory. They are a massive pain in the ass for no defensible reason at all. They pretend to be black or white depending on the situation, but they’re neither, and they’re a constant headache and they lower the fucking bar for everyone else of Latin heritage so much that you have about a 1% chance of meeting a real Castillian Spaniard (from Spain) in your lifetime because they’re too embarrassed to come here and be associated with the fucktards who end up on our news every other night.
Yeah, a minute details.
They’re still just as filthy, stupid and prone to graft and corruption like the rest of the inbred pardos of Latin America
Their entire mud race is the scum of the earth.
That’s why they were castaway to Island in the 18-19th centuries
In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue,
the raped an Arawak Indian or two.
The Puerto Ricans are just the Italians anew.
Your dissertations on race relations are profound, lol. So the Italians in Worcester, say back in the 1950s, which is when I’m assuming you were in your prime, used to look for public assistance handouts? Because I can name 20 sucessful Worcester Italians right now, that worked their entire lives. And guess what, they are too tired from running their multi million dollar businesses, to be playing on the internet right now.
Well, I guess we’d have to differiate between hard working and honest working, sure the Trotto’s are wealthy, with inaccuracte scales, taking in hazmat waste w/o pemits and laundring little the little Gotti’s wanna be’s coke $$. Make check Newton pond for Kevin Smith. Patty Santa Maria is super honest with his (former) city towing and car ransom lot. I see alot of Polito trucks working road contracts now that Karyn got the Lt Gov job. Not a new game.
You got pleanty of time to chat though huh pal? 😛
“When you live in Plumley Village and STILL can’t find food stamps.” Dead
Not surprised he’s helped lyncie colon in pic 1 shoot baby #10 out of that cavern..
Just when TB thinks he has all the answers, DeDe and her SJW followers change the questions! Bwahahaha. TB is left with nothing but his impotent threats of lawsuits and such… such a poseur.
we know that’s you, “True Reality Speaks” :p
You really are a dimwit, aren’t you? Anyone that’s been reading the blog for more than 2 minutes (or 2 years) knows I post under one screen name – unlike lemmings like you striving for relevance and validation.
Do some research and come back when your gash isn’t so sandy, poseur.
Let me get this straight Luis, you can afford all those bootleg clothes from the midtown mall, complete with that fake gold you can’t get wet, plus newports and weed, because you look like you smell like newports and weed, but want food stamps to buy groceries. A grown man looking for a handout! Enjoy your section 8 and your struggle life my dude.
What an ugly muthafucka