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Tomorrow’s food stamp Friday, and our boy Luis Sanchez from Worcester is down in the dumps because he can’t find anyone selling EBT and he hates paying full price at
Trader Joe’s Price Rite:
As you can imagine, Luis here has set the record for most variations of the Chicago Bulls flat brimmed hat:
He even rocks the short sleeve hoodie:
And the jacket:
From the looks of that picture he appears to be in Plumley Village. And I’m sorry, but if you live in Plumley Village, you own that many Chicago Bulls flat brimmed hats, and you STILL can’t find food stamps on Facebook, then you’re not very good at the Internet. Although maybe the word is out that food stamps sales should be taken to IG now that this has become a recurring blog on Turtleboy.
Here’s an idea Luis – if you’re struggling to buy groceries, maybe take it easy on the bling?
OK then. Sorry I asked.
Luckily the fairy food stamp godmother came along and was all up in his DM’s:
The fact that they have to do this in private now shows you just how effective food stamp Friday has been. They know we’re watching. Not that there’s any doubt about what they messaged about, based on some of Tammy’s recent thoughts on life:
Even ratchets can learn over time.