Social Justice Warriors

Sam Adams Denies Donating 15 Cases Of Beer For Turtle Rider Golf Tournament After Chalky Chip Goines Harasses Them On Twitter, Receipts Prove Otherwise


The Turtle Rider Golf Tournament is coming up in just a week, July 26 at 10 PM at Kettle Brook Golf Club in Paxton. Sign up to golf or sponsor a hole here. In preparation for the event the organizing committee arranged for Sam Adams to sponsor the tournament by donating 15 cases of beer, which I picked up in Jamaica Plain last Wednesday.

I knew this would drive the cancel culture crowd mad, and right on cue this toolbag blue checkmark Chip Goines, who is friends with Monica Cannon-Grant and whose sole accomplishment in life is being labeled as one of “10 people on Twitter” who made sure the Olympics didn’t come to Boston, reached out to Sam Adams to demand to know why they did this. The intern he spoke with who runs the Twitter account claims I lied about the donation.

Luckily I always bring receipts.

Here is the email Sam Adams sent one of our organizers telling us that they would be providing 15 free promotional cases of beer for our organization’s event, with instructions on how to pick them up on Wednesday.

Here is our email back to them alerting them that I would be there Wednesday around 5 to pick up the beer.

Here is the beer in my car.

Here is a picture of the brick wall you can see in front of my car at Sam Adams brewery in JP.

And the people I met in there were really cool and big fans of the blog, as are most rational, normal human beings. I always bring receipts for the haters.


I’m really looking forward to the opportunity to meet a lot of turtle riders next Monday. Click here for more information on how to sign up.

P.S. You know you’ve made it when you have armies of people dedicated to pretending like you don’t own their brains.



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70 Comment(s)
  • Good honest work
    July 22, 2021 at 7:18 am

    Sounds wonderful and I love it when companies hold these sort of charity tournaments it shows good character. What’s the charity you’re supporting?

    • Linda Coralyn
      Hate has a home here
      July 25, 2021 at 5:57 pm

      I missed the part where you saw reference to a charity event. Where was it? Are you making stuff up, or are you just pissed that TB got free stuff donated?

  • Riiight
    July 20, 2021 at 4:10 pm

    This makes total sense that the Country Club would have TB deliver his own beer because the last thing any Country Club wants to do during a golf tournament is make a boat load of money selling beer.

  • Sheriff Justice
    July 20, 2021 at 9:43 am

    Who ran blocker for you with that payload? Did you run into any County Mounties?
    If I ever catch you runnin that shine over state lines I’m gonna put you and your jalopy in the clink, you barrel of monkey nuts!!

  • Tom Mountain
    July 20, 2021 at 7:52 am

    Best part about idiot here (TB) gives us the scoop is that now all those that attend and drink this piss are just as bad as someone eating at the house of a GFM scammer or EBT scammer.

    • Partytime
      July 20, 2021 at 1:43 pm

      Wait- are you saying that you’re inviting us to your house for free government food? Awesome dude! Forward the deets, I’m in – wanna try that government cheese!

  • Sam Adams Brewery Sucks
    July 20, 2021 at 7:36 am

    Wow Sam Adams Brewery is a shithole. Half a dozen parking spots with no handicap parking, cheap outdoor party lights complete with crooked telephone poles running across the front of the place. What a dump!

  • No really, is Turtleboy gay?
    July 19, 2021 at 9:39 pm

    No way Aidan is not gay, never seen a straight man that kept getting into drama over and over again. Ever.
    Him being gay would explain a lot… even the sexual tension with Gaffney and BBJ.

  • Cookie Dope
    July 19, 2021 at 8:57 pm

    Is Chocolate Chip Goines going to admit he was wrong.

  • Lap Boy Chip
    July 19, 2021 at 8:38 pm

    Monica’s Cellulite Stank ass is better than a Sam Adams I would know as I have my head up it all day.

  • neveah
    July 19, 2021 at 8:21 pm

    I will suck white cock for five dollars

  • Chip Goines, Biden, Obama
    July 19, 2021 at 7:27 pm

    July 19, 2021 at 7:23 pm

  • It's Everywhere
    July 19, 2021 at 7:17 pm

  • Corporate Branding Fail
    July 19, 2021 at 6:35 pm

    I’m torn like Chip Goines’s prolapsed sphincter. On the one hand Sam Adams still brews good beer on the other hand Sam Adams is located in the shit hole Jamaica Plain and no doubt engages in social justice, racial affirmative action hiring practices out of fear and young woke management. Legal Sea Foods was once premium dining and morphed into mass produced fast food. Looks like sam Adams is doing the same.

    Gotta wonder how many dindus, bums, antifa/blm rioters and sodomites Sam Adams has hired to insulate itself from criticism. All those low information employees slowly degrading the company’s beer quality while slurping up their paychecks. Every year the focus moves more and more from quality beer to social activism until Sam Adams is Milwaukee’s Best.

  • Casual observation
    July 19, 2021 at 5:46 pm

    Two things I noticed from the brewery pic.
    1. Sam Adams Brewery is much smaller and rattier than I imagined.
    2. Turtleboy needs to paint his front bumper.

  • Happy Dillmore
    July 19, 2021 at 5:34 pm

    I’ve never been to a golf tournament where the beer is served out of the back of a shit box but I like the idea!

  • Somethings Fishy
    July 19, 2021 at 5:28 pm

    Wouldn’t the beer delivery truck just drop the donated beer off at the country club with it’s regular order? That’s how it’s done.

    • Linda Coralyn
      Happy camper
      July 19, 2021 at 6:57 pm

      Maybe it’s done that way if they were donating the beer to the country club. They weren’t doing that- they were donating the beer to a golf tournament. Confused much?

    • ToddF
      July 19, 2021 at 7:24 pm

      No, Sam Adams always has you pick it up donated beers. They’ll sometimes donate a “bucket of cheer” that they’ll ship, but that is more a silent auction or raffle item and has a voucher for cases of beer for the winner to pick up at the brewery. Most will have you pick up donated beers at their distributor, or you can arrange for the distributor to deliver it, but they’ll often charge. Only a handful of breweries will deliver donated beer themselves.

  • SaBM AdaBMs
    July 19, 2021 at 4:50 pm

    Sam Adams is brewed with warm, rich bowel movement and thick, creamy feces!

  • Chocolate Chip(sized) Gonads
    July 19, 2021 at 4:40 pm

    That’s all I got.

  • Crispy C
    July 19, 2021 at 4:12 pm

    Have dealt with Chip before. He is definitely a sick fag.

  • Day drinker
    July 19, 2021 at 3:18 pm

    Two things I enjoy every morning: a few cold sam adams and reading turtleboy.

  • Drok M
    July 19, 2021 at 3:13 pm

    Wow, they spend so much time and energy on whether you received a donation from Sam Adams it’s unbelievable! Why do they care so much, very lame…..

  • Liawarha
    July 19, 2021 at 2:06 pm

    Hold on a sec, I’m gonna get me a beer.

  • John Adams
    July 19, 2021 at 2:06 pm

    He cuts and pastes lies like a Grampa boomer.

  • Observer
    July 19, 2021 at 1:38 pm

    So you got 15 cases of beer for free but you’ll make a financial killing with the 5 cent deposit on each bottle.

  • ames1049
    July 19, 2021 at 12:37 pm

    Think I’ll have a Sam Adams with my Chick-Fil-A tonight. Really piss off a lib.

    • Everyone
      July 19, 2021 at 1:30 pm

      Nobody cares you’ll be dead from your horrible diet.

      • Wooodsie
        July 19, 2021 at 5:28 pm

        More likely to die of boredom waiting in those long lines. You know cause business is fucken booming.
        If you’re such a health nut you can come to my restaurant were we serve whiny SJWs cock meat sandwiches raw.

        • Everyone
          July 20, 2021 at 5:50 am

          Nobody wants your little gherkin dude…..

          • Woodsie
            July 21, 2021 at 7:24 pm

            What you never eat a rooster son.
            We don’t serve child predators with food at are establishment only lead so go find a section 8 broads kids to go diddle

          • Everyone
            July 22, 2021 at 5:16 am

            Lay off the crack and learn how to type properly…..

  • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
    Mayday Malone
    July 19, 2021 at 12:30 pm

    BLT-123 community citizen Chip Goines maintains a friendship with Monica Cannon Grant but accuses people of being racist.

    Is this irony, stupidity or both when taking her viral “riding white dick for a credit score” video?

    MCG is hands down the billboard of racist bigots

  • You’re bragging about tricking Sam Adams
    July 19, 2021 at 12:10 pm

    Well the receipts appear to show you had to use a third party to trick Sam Adams into donating beer….not sure I’d be bragging about this….lol.

    I mean let’s be objective… major Company who has any idea who you are ( and chances are the people reviewing donation requests have no clue who you are) are going to donate to you…..

    I mean I’m sure even you admit your blog is at a minimum “controversial “

    • Clint
      July 19, 2021 at 4:55 pm

      If this blog is controversial what the fuck is breaking and entering to rape a horse? I read that here first. And thats only a recent one. If you don’t like the fact that people freely comment that the grainy image looks like the quarterback for the chiefs is the perpetrator you obviously don’t know what satire is.

  • Chalky Chimp Goines
    July 19, 2021 at 11:53 am

    Chalky Chimp was probably just upset to see white people having fun.

  • Buddy wiser
    July 19, 2021 at 11:10 am

    Sam Adams beer for the “woke” made with water from the Charles river.piss water

  • U
    July 19, 2021 at 10:52 am

    Discount Legal Services and Hot Weiner Emporium. Now there’s a real pillar of the community, I’m sure. Someone who refers to herself as Doctor who isn’t a MD is likely to cause migraines for many who are within earshot.

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 19, 2021 at 10:36 am

    I propose we throw it right back these people.
    I call no balls on Sam Adams for standing up for TurtleBoy, a true American!
    If they do not back him up, we should trash Sams brewery for being weak!
    Who is with me?

  • Matt Dizio from Woburn
    July 19, 2021 at 10:07 am

    I don’t know who the fuck Chip Goines is, but he looks like something I would shit out into my toilet after being constipated for 3 days. Bet he probably smells the same too.

    And cant wait to crack an ice cold Sam Adams at the tournament with you next week brother, going to be a great time.

    • Metallica Fan
      July 19, 2021 at 10:12 am

      Looks like you’re back to just copying my comments word for word… you really are fucking sad lol.

  • Boston Irish
    Barney Frank
    July 19, 2021 at 10:04 am

    Chip has a small dick for a monkey

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    July 19, 2021 at 9:20 am

    LMFAO good job Unc. Chip? WTF

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    July 19, 2021 at 9:11 am

    It says here:

    The Turtle Rider Golf Tournament is coming up in just a week, July 26 at 10 PM at Kettle Brook Golf Club in Paxton.

    I think you mean 10 AM not 10 PM.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      July 19, 2021 at 9:58 am

      Maybe need to bring nightvision goggle, right Lee?

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        July 19, 2021 at 10:44 am


        And mosquito repellent.

    • Crispy C
      Shooter McGavin
      July 19, 2021 at 4:01 pm

      No no. 10 pm is correct. Be sure to wear something nice.

  • ToddF
    July 19, 2021 at 8:44 am

    It is illegal in MA for someone to transport that much beer, 8.8 cases of beer is the limit that someone can transport without a permit. Considering a picture of the car loaded with 15 cases of beer was posted, of course Sam Adam’s is going to say they played no part in it since they’re supposed to be following all MA liquor laws. Had they not the next thing the woke crowd would have done is made a stink about Sam Adam’s not only donating to TB but breaking the law in the process.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      July 19, 2021 at 1:35 pm

      Haha this is surprisingly true. No one tells on himself like TurtleBro.

    • Groucho
      July 19, 2021 at 4:42 pm

      I had a friend who would grab 20 30 packs at a time from NH. But he didn’t blab about.

    • Metallica Fan
      July 19, 2021 at 7:17 pm

      Whine some more about it, you fucking crybaby rat.

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    July 19, 2021 at 8:15 am

    A beer company named after one of the original insurrectionists donated to an alt-right golf tournament. Shocker! Any beer not sold by the four pack is racist.

  • Gov Charlie Baker
    July 19, 2021 at 8:06 am

    Can you think of a whiter first name than Chip? What a fag.

  • TB pulled a GFM scam on Sam Adams
    July 19, 2021 at 7:47 am

    They did not donate, you asked for a donation, as the leach in society that you are. Keep Sams out of your drama, its my preferred beer.
    And once they saw you, they likely thought it was a special needs event.
    When you said your tournament was going to have “free beer and food” I was not aware you were freeloading. Where did you get the food, the left overs from the shelter on meth mile?
    Is this why you kicked one of your members out from the premium stream when he asked about the golf tournament?

    • Linda Coralyn
      Done with this shit
      July 19, 2021 at 8:33 am

      So…. What article were you a featured sleeze in?? Fun fact for the eternally stupid: donations are usually requested, not offered. If this hurts your sensibilities so much, switch back to henny. Pretty sure the purchase of one bottle of Sam adams at a time isn’t gonna hurt anyone’s bottom line.

      • You are loser Aidan
        July 19, 2021 at 9:02 am

        I was in the article about you looking whoo who tagged upur wife.
        I did it for charity, because we all know no one wants to tag that whale.
        You are a sad one Aidan, it is easy to know when you post in the comments…even though you claim it is other people.
        Get a life and get a job you loser.

        • Linda Coralyn
          Done with this shit
          July 19, 2021 at 9:28 am

          Sorry for your confusion, small-dicked one. Not TB, just another person who sees a whiney little shit And knows why you’re a whiney little shit. You got called out, and instead of taking responsibility for whatever you did, you rant against the person who made you public. sob. Thanks for stating I write like the turtle though. High praise from a little man. Nothing better!

          • ^^^^^^^^^^^
            July 19, 2021 at 11:19 pm

            …….Love Doctor TB!

  • Fuck the Libs
    July 19, 2021 at 3:28 am

    Fuck you Chip. Get a job then you won’t have all this time on your hands.

  • My friend Ai-dan
    July 19, 2021 at 2:52 am

    And as usual your “receipts” make you look like a shady character to anyone who can think or read.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    July 19, 2021 at 1:26 am

    I will be procuring a case of Sam Adams Larger this week to honor their support for Uncle T. Oh and is
    Chip Goines LBGTorQ? I can’t tell but I know it’s something.

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 19, 2021 at 12:47 am

    I don’t know who the fuck Chip Goines is, but he looks like something I would shit out into my toilet after being constipated for 3 days. Bet he probably smells the same too.

    And cant wait to crack an ice cold Sam Adams at the tournament with you next week brother, going to be a great time.

    • neveah
      July 19, 2021 at 12:55 am

      chip is a better man than you will ever be. an wow nice name racist much??

      • Jeff J
        Are You THAT Stupid?!
        July 19, 2021 at 1:12 am

        Losers like that, with the ‘oh so edgy’ names, comment on this blog ALL the time. The ONLY reason they do is to get dipshits like you to try and associate a 3rd party comment section with the blog. However, if you have intelligence above that of a one celled organism, you’d recognize that. Js

        • neveah
          July 19, 2021 at 1:18 am

          the only stupid ones here are you racist ass bitch

          • Medal committee
            July 25, 2021 at 3:11 pm

            Nah- I’m thinking your endorsement of a ‘man’ who supports gimme a grant puts you squarely in the racist ass bitch category. And being too stupid to realize that makes you THE stupid ass bitch racist winner. Come pick up your prize at the golf tournament. We’ll be the ones not rioting cause we have jobs.

      • TiTi B
        July 19, 2021 at 1:16 am

        hmm, Monica is that you?

      • Calm WhiteDad
        July 19, 2021 at 7:31 am

        Wait a second…. Comrade Kamala and the big Liden told us that nogs were too retarded to know how to use computers? How is it possible that one of these boons figured out how to tap on a keyboard? Impressive! Must be one of the house trained ones we hear about on the picture box.

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