The other day Turtleboy became the first media outlet to call out former New Hampshire lunch lady Bonnie Kimball for being the scam artist that she is. This hair netted hog donkey has been all over the news whining and portraying herself as a victim because she says she lost her job for giving a starving poor kid a free lunch. Turns out that the kid had already gotten a free lunch, and what she was actually fired for was giving him free stuff from the a la carte line, like cookies, french fries, and a Powerade. On top of that she’s been offered her job back AND was offered a job by some “celebrity” chef, but she hasn’t taken them up on the offer because she’s too busy raking in the GoFundMe cash.
If losing scratch tickets had a face.
Anyway, the MSM caught onto our story and by the end of the day on Monday every media outlet had reported what we did earlier in the day. Shocking.
Well, it gets worse. Turns out she was fired for even more legitimate reasons than we first reported:
The parents of the Mascoma Valley Regional High School student who got free food from fired lunch lady Bonnie Kimball say Kimball sent their son Facebook messages to help her cover up the food giveaway.
“I feel like this whole thing has just gotten out of control,” the boy’s mother said.
Kimball was fired after she said she gave the 17-year-old boy $8 worth of free food when he couldn’t pay. That story has begun to unravel as the food vendor for Mascoma Valley, Cafe Services, is accusing Kimball of having given away food for months and lying about it.
Stop right there. He’s 17??? This is what people were freaking out over? A nearly grown man who got free cookies and drinks from the lunch lady? A woman he apparently knows well enough that they converse on Facebook. Nothing creepy about that!!
“(I)n light of information recently brought forward by a parent, the school district is rescinding its demand that the employee be rehired,” Isabelle said.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If this grundlesmear had just taken the job back instead of throwing an additional hissy fit for more GFM cash then none of this would’ve come out. Nice going!!
It gets creepier….
On Tuesday, the boy’s mother shared Facebook messages with the Union Leader between Kimball and the boy showing she told him on March 28 to pay the $8 tab because the same manager who watched her give him the food would be there the next day. She also wanted the boy to add $20 to his account because the manager would be watching her ring him through the next day.
“We will prolly get written up, but we can make it look good. Lol,” Kimball wrote to the boy.
“What kind of an adult says that to a child?” the mother said.
What kind of grown woman uses “prolly” and “lol” in conversations she’s having on Facebook with a 17 year old student? She should prolly get some friends her own age.
So why would she help this kid in particular? You’re gonna love this….
Kimball told the Union Leader on Monday she allowed the boy to charge to other student accounts, like his friend or girlfriend, because he was a popular “jock.”
This friggin MAROON was hooking him up because he’s the New Hampshire AC Slater. I know kids sometimes try to fit in with the cool clique, but the lunch lady? Pathetic.
And the mother wanted to make something clear:
The mother said her son is not a poor child going hungry, but a 17-year-old who is supposed to pack a lunch for school.
“I have three children, and they are all well-cared for and well-fed,” the mother said. “She did not get fired for feeding a hungry child.”
“My child is paying when he goes through the lunch line, every time he goes through the lunch line,” the mother said.
Can’t say I blame her. And that’s one thing that was lost in all this – the lunch lady made the kid’s family out to be lowlife welfare rats looking for handouts because she wanted to impress the “jocks.”
Then after she was fired the coverup began:
The Facebook messages continued after Kimball was fired, with Kimball telling the boy on March 29 she was fired for giving him the food. Last week, she contacted the boy asking him to round up classmates to contact a reporter who was writing about the situation.
Oh look, the media circus was entirely contrived by her. A grown adult tried to get children to call the news station on her behalf and lie for her about the reason she was fired. Shocking.
The boy’s mother does not understand why Kimball was giving her son free food.
“We have nothing to do with her outside of the school system,” she said.
When I first saw the story I figured the lunch lady was hooking him up because she was friends with the kid’s mom outside of school. Turns out they don’t know each other and she was doing so in the hopes that the jocks would give her a shoutout in the yearbook.
And finally there was this:
In her most recent message, Kimball told the boy she was heading to New York to appear on a television program and meet “famous football players.” At least one Go Fund Me campaign has raised several thousand dollars for Kimball since her story became a media sensation.
Anyway, looks like things aren’t going too well for Lunch Lady Larceny.
Prolly should’ve thought of that before using kids to draw the attention of the national media to you, and then guilting thousands of idiots to donating to your cause.
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