Scamderella Lunch Lady Was Writing Creepy Facebook Messages To The 17 Year Old Jock She Was Trying To Impress With Free Food


The other day Turtleboy became the first media outlet to call out former New Hampshire lunch lady Bonnie Kimball for being the scam artist that she is. This hair netted hog donkey has been all over the news whining and portraying herself as a victim because she says she lost her job for giving a starving poor kid a free lunch. Turns out that the kid had already gotten a free lunch, and what she was actually fired for was giving him free stuff from the a la carte line, like cookies, french fries, and a Powerade. On top of that she’s been offered her job back AND was offered a job by some “celebrity” chef, but she hasn’t taken them up on the offer because she’s too busy raking in the GoFundMe cash.

If losing scratch tickets had a face.

Anyway, the MSM caught onto our story and by the end of the day on Monday every media outlet had reported what we did earlier in the day. Shocking.

Well, it gets worse. Turns out she was fired for even more legitimate reasons than we first reported:

The parents of the Mascoma Valley Regional High School student who got free food from fired lunch lady Bonnie Kimball say Kimball sent their son Facebook messages to help her cover up the food giveaway.

“I feel like this whole thing has just gotten out of control,” the boy’s mother said.

Kimball was fired after she said she gave the 17-year-old boy $8 worth of free food when he couldn’t pay. That story has begun to unravel as the food vendor for Mascoma Valley, Cafe Services, is accusing Kimball of having given away food for months and lying about it.

Stop right there. He’s 17??? This is what people were freaking out over? A nearly grown man who got free cookies and drinks from the lunch lady? A woman he apparently knows well enough that they converse on Facebook. Nothing creepy about that!!

Mascoma Valley Superintendent Amanda Isabelle released a statement late Tuesday in which she reconsidered her earlier call for Kimball to get her job back after speaking to the mother and finding out about the Facebook messages.

“(I)n light of information recently brought forward by a parent, the school district is rescinding its demand that the employee be rehired,” Isabelle said.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If this grundlesmear had just taken the job back instead of throwing an additional hissy fit for more GFM cash then none of this would’ve come out. Nice going!!

It gets creepier….

On Tuesday, the boy’s mother shared Facebook messages with the Union Leader between Kimball and the boy showing she told him on March 28 to pay the $8 tab because the same manager who watched her give him the food would be there the next day. She also wanted the boy to add $20 to his account because the manager would be watching her ring him through the next day.

“We will prolly get written up, but we can make it look good. Lol,” Kimball wrote to the boy.

“What kind of an adult says that to a child?” the mother said.

What kind of grown woman uses “prolly” and “lol” in conversations she’s having on Facebook with a 17 year old student? She should prolly get some friends her own age.

So why would she help this kid in particular? You’re gonna love this….

Kimball told the Union Leader on Monday she allowed the boy to charge to other student accounts, like his friend or girlfriend, because he was a popular “jock.”

This friggin MAROON was hooking him up because he’s the New Hampshire AC Slater. I know kids sometimes try to fit in with the cool clique, but the lunch lady? Pathetic.

And the mother wanted to make something clear:

The mother said her son is not a poor child going hungry, but a 17-year-old who is supposed to pack a lunch for school.

“I have three children, and they are all well-cared for and well-fed,” the mother said. “She did not get fired for feeding a hungry child.”

“My child is paying when he goes through the lunch line, every time he goes through the lunch line,” the mother said.

Can’t say I blame her. And that’s one thing that was lost in all this – the lunch lady made the kid’s family out to be lowlife welfare rats looking for handouts because she wanted to impress the “jocks.”

Then after she was fired the coverup began:

The Facebook messages continued after Kimball was fired, with Kimball telling the boy on March 29 she was fired for giving him the food. Last week, she contacted the boy asking him to round up classmates to contact a reporter who was writing about the situation.

Oh look, the media circus was entirely contrived by her.  A grown adult tried to get children to call the news station on her behalf and lie for her about the reason she was fired. Shocking.

The boy’s mother does not understand why Kimball was giving her son free food.

“We have nothing to do with her outside of the school system,” she said.

When I first saw the story I figured the lunch lady was hooking him up because she was friends with the kid’s mom outside of school. Turns out they don’t know each other and she was doing so in the hopes that the jocks would give her a shoutout in the yearbook.

And finally there was this:

In her most recent message, Kimball told the boy she was heading to New York to appear on a television program and meet “famous football players.” At least one Go Fund Me campaign has raised several thousand dollars for Kimball since her story became a media sensation.

Scamderella was bragging about going to New York, getting on television, and meeting some NFL player who probably saw the headline, felt bad for her, and was about to write her a check. Can’t make this shit up.

Anyway, looks like things aren’t going too well for Lunch Lady Larceny.

Prolly should’ve thought of that before using kids to draw the attention of the national media to you, and then guilting thousands of idiots to donating to your cause.


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29 Comment(s)
  • Mmmm, lovely lunch lady
    May 24, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    I’m almost ashamed to admit it, but the shot of her with her jumblies all thrust out and wearing the oven mitt knee pads has caused a fair amount of stirring in my loins.
    I picture her on knees and elbows, her womanly sheath moistened and ready for my pork sword which I would insert slowly, parting her engorged wizard sleeve and then, with a mighty thrust, run it up into her till the bristles hit, all while eating a deliciously institutional square of pizza from the line.

  • Diamond
    May 23, 2019 at 11:56 am

    The kid seems to be the douchebag. He’s playing her. It’s weird she wants to be his friend, yes, but he is scamming her. Who cares if she says prolly? TBS uses “Facks” and other ghetto words all the time.

  • Large Marge
    May 22, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    Research the mother too and get to the bottom of this!

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 22, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    Well played to all those involved in exposing this fag-hag and the MSM morons.

    This is what Turtleboy is all about.
    Fuck you, Scamarella!!

  • Lou
    May 22, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    I’d bet 100.00 that she’s already fondled his spam javelin.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 22, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    I laud Bonnie Kimball for selflessly helping to feed a starving child with food she didn’t pay for. Such a brave Democrat!

  • Dick GoZinya
    May 22, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    Looking at those knee pad”s tells me while lunch costs 8$, the hum jobs are free!

    • Big Wick
      May 23, 2019 at 4:15 pm

      That kneepad picture is what you get when you look up “creepy” in the dictionary.

  • z
    May 22, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    Surprisingly , Chef José Andrés has nothing to say on Twitter.

    Come on cock sucker, you had a big fucking mouth the first time. Had to get your SJW points in.
    Still willing to hire her you POS?

  • Torah! Torah! Torah!
    May 22, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    Well, there goes another scam down the drain, she should be made to pay whatever she makes back on the GoFundMe fees. She’s definitely got some mental issues. I think she was trying to fit in with the gang. She was maybe hoping to serve him up . some clam on the side

  • hank
    May 22, 2019 at 11:59 am

    I can already see the movie: “Failure to Lunch: the Bonnie Kimball Story”. It’s a hilarious rom-com about a thin lipped lunch lady who wants to be cool and hang with the popular kids but she’s old and unattractive and a lunch lady. It’ll be packed with more cafeteria hijinks and hilarious lunch lady vagina jokes than you can shake a hair net at; like queefing into the emo kids tater tots and playing which hole made that noise? Fall 2019 Starring Amy Schumer

    • Batman
      May 22, 2019 at 2:40 pm

      Lunch lady vagina jokes……well done kind sir.

  • Baffled Bob
    May 22, 2019 at 11:42 am

    Could someone please explain the purpose of those filthy maxi pads scotch taped to her knees?

  • deflateddoritodinks
    May 22, 2019 at 11:20 am

    I believe the $8 shitty school lunches are the big story here. My wife would certainly be packing my kids’ lunches to avoid this high school robbery.

    • Knob Polish
      May 22, 2019 at 11:44 am

      Yes, even if the $8 lunch special included lunch lady and job, that’s about $5 too much …

  • Well, I Used to Talk Shit, But Won't Anymore Because Fuck Getting Thrown Under A Bus
    May 22, 2019 at 11:17 am

    Clearly, this unfortunate, misunderstood woman was only trying to help a student in need. It is apparent that her attempts to contact him after she was fired were efforts to keep him out of trouble.

    Shame on the school for not allowing students without cash-on-hand to rack up $15-$30 in charges, per day, to be paid at a later date. Have a little trust in our youth! They’re good for it!

    If only the parents had taught their child the importance of saying “no” to strangers handing out cookies and Gatorade, none of this would have happened.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    May 22, 2019 at 11:15 am

    I cannot believe TB and the commenters all saw the picture of her in what appears to be knee pads and didn’t say anything about them.

    You guys and gals are slipping!!!

    • Well, I Used to Talk Shit, But Won't Anymore Because Fuck Getting Thrown Under A Bus
      May 22, 2019 at 11:18 am

      We don’t want to be named in a lawsuit.

      • reformed shit poster
        May 22, 2019 at 2:41 pm

        uncle turtle “the righteous one” would then consider you a shitposter, not quite up to his standards of carrying some skank taking a dump on someone’s lawn.

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        May 22, 2019 at 6:10 pm

        Haha!! Fuck being sued.

        I’m in the UK. So look forward to receiving the lawsuit sir calling this skank a thieving, cock-hungry slag.

        • All my posts are satire
          May 22, 2019 at 10:07 pm

          Oi Bruv, you got a loicense for that shit post?!

  • Greg
    May 22, 2019 at 10:46 am

    “The lunch lady made the kid’s family out to be lowlife welfare rats”.

    The claim was that the kid didn’t have money for food. If you interpret that as “lowlife welfare rats”, it says more about you than anything. Not a good look.

    • WeRFucked
      May 22, 2019 at 11:06 am

      I have to disagree Gregory. Reading the original story, I interpreted it as a poor kid with no money for lunch. Maybe not a “free-lunch” poor kid, but maybe a kid who has parents who make enough money to feed their kids, but don’t give a shit about them.

      The lunch lady gave the food to a hungry kid with no money = most likely a family of lowlife welfare rats.

      Why would we think “lowlife welfare rats?” This is Turtleboy, you idiot. 10% of the people on welfare are deserving and in need of that social benefit. The other 90% are lowlife welfare rats.

  • Tater Tots and Chic Fingers
    May 22, 2019 at 10:39 am

    Main stream media and their knee jerk reporting once again. TBS is again the real news She is super creepy

  • Tuna Taco
    May 22, 2019 at 10:33 am

    The lunch lady wanted to feed her free stale taco to the student…
    The jock was probably (prolly) having a good laugh …

    • WeRFucked
      May 22, 2019 at 11:10 am

      I imagine she rubbed one out to the boy’s images more than once.

      Randall did too.

      • Hugh Mungous
        May 22, 2019 at 11:20 am

        That made me do the Parcells puke in my mouth…. THE HORROR

      • randiguy2006
        Randall Guy
        May 22, 2019 at 1:22 pm

        How dare you Sir.

        How dare you.

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          Randall Guy's Dad
          May 22, 2019 at 1:58 pm

          DUMPSTER NOW!

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