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    Scissoring Wakefield Tent Gremlins With The “Disease” On All Sorts Of Government Assistance Still Have Hotel Parties, Smart TV’s And Weed

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    I have no idea how this slipped by us, but it somehow did. Someone messaged us this gem a few weeks ago and it’s a gold mine for human garbage. Here we have Linda Jean and her wife, Kathy, who are apparently roamers in the Wakefield area.

    These two make a living off of hand-outs. Neither actually works for a living, Linda lost custody of her children, and they both claim to be “recovering” addicts. They live in a tent, they habitually ask people for financial help and they complain when people don’t offer to pay their way. I can say with 100% confidence that they smell as bad as they look.

    I have a heart, I understand there are people in need. But then I come across two muff funks like this who will never become productive members of society due to overwhelming laziness and complete lack of ownership of their lives… and then I want to stab my eyeballs out with a rusty screwdriver. Begging is second-nature to them. The thought of making an income by getting an actual job has not occurred to either of these two. Priorities to them are which nipple to pierce next.

    Let this be a friendly reminder to all of you who don’t yet know that drugs are bad. This crusticle is 39 years old.

    Thirty-fucking-nine. I’d have guessed fifty-five. Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

    So back to it, Linda has been a member of Facebook since September of 2017. In two months she’s had several “emergencies”

    She can’t update her Facebook status without her twaffle house burning down. Every breathing moment of this woman’s life is spending complaining about her shit-filled life and updating her online profile with each thought that enters her unfiltered meth head.

    Barf.

    And sometimes she’ll even make sure all her haters know she’s not a junkie anymore in a brief and totally convincing live video.

    Just kidding, it’s super long (if you didn’t make it through the whole thing, I don’t blame you) and I can say with a fair amount of confidence she was not low when she made that video.

    These knucklefuckers haven’t a pot to piss in. They are living in a God damn tent in the middle of November, and are literally begging for clothing, shelter and increasing amounts of support from anyone on Facebook. God, it’s sad.

    Until you realize that the same people who live in a tent and insistently beg people to help them somehow scrounge up enough change to have smart TVs

    Rent hotel rooms for special occasions

    Get body piercings

    Buy scratch tickets

    Get married

    Buy cigarettes at $11 a pack

    Because… priorities.

    How on earth do they get by on so little?

    Didn’t see that one coming. And she probably has better health insurance than you.

    Uh huh…. This chain-smoking scagbag has COPD. That’s a fucking lung disease in which smoking starts to literally kill you. I’m not saying she doesn’t pay for her own health insurance, but she definitely doesn’t pay for her own health insurance. Which means someone else does. It might be you, it could be me.. to be honest I’m not entirely sure how that all works out, but I do know that she is taking full advantage of her free healthcare and methinks there are reasons behind it, like I dunno maybe getting some useful “meds”?

    Or perhaps some sympathy points for later when she “never asks for help.”

    Or maybe those pesky court dates are what’s really holding her down

    Reading between the lines is fun.

    I’m not buying the “Woah Is Me” hogwash from anyone anymore. It’s tired, it’s old, it’s pissing hardworking people off. People like this need to start having some fucking perseverance. Get off your ass and do something with your fucking life. Or don’t, but stop asking people to help you out along the way and bitching when you don’t have shit to show for. There is a point to my rage here. I’m trying to push someone, anyone, reading this in the right direction. It’s not too late to turn it around. Don’t be a Linda.


     

     

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    1. chrissy


      Kathryn Fruchtman now Kathryn Fruchtswomen. 🙂

      1. chrissy


        nice one, my “chrissy”! 🙂 and not racial even, kudos!

    2. Her name is Ralph, man...


      I tried to get thru this article 3x and every time had to run to the bathroom to vomit. I gave up on getting through it all. I was never one to discriminate against anyone because of sexual orientation but once you meet some of these Darwin Escapees, you realize that the world would be a much better place without them. They are nothing more than the entitled ones that want a trophy and to be included no matter what. Makes me projectile vomit. My only wish is a quick end to all these freakshows.

      1. chrissy


        “Darwin Escapees, you realize that the world would be a much better place without them.”

        yeah, reading it gives you this urge to stick em on an island to fend for themselves amoungst themselves.. even just to see how the experiment turns out

    3. Webster Turtle Rider


      Those teeth though

    4. Azif


      Are you sure she is married and not kissing a mirror. is it possible they are Mrs and Mrs Bigfoot What a couple of fuppasloths

    5. Strata


      They have money for Cigs, Pot, tatoos, piercings, Smart TV’s, iphones, and by the look of them – lots of food. Let fools give them money

    6. maine putz


      OMG, I would love to see these two in a gyrl-on-gyrl fark film. Man, the saliva and sqag juice would have to be flying around! I am all for same sex, IDC if its “too” lol Bros having a sword fight, to each their own. But these two, holy Magilla Steriodilla!

      I have to agree, I have not read someone with so much bad in their lives, does she even realzie it may have something to do with her motivation – or lack thereof?

      And who the fark puts a picture of a packed crank pipe on their facebook page?: LMMFAO

      1. Maine Putz


        Holy cripes, here’s a small sample of Linda Jean
        3-26-2009 – Linda Hamblin, 30, of 140 Boylston St., was arrested at 9:59 at 140 Boylston St., and charged with assault and battery.
        05-12-2010 – Linda Hamblin, 31, 236 Everett Ave., Chelsea, was arrested on warrants.
        08-24-2011 – Linda Hamblin, 32, 1 Maple St., Malden, was arrested for unarmed robbery.
        11-25-2015 – Linda Hamblin, of 93 Temple St., November 22, 1:52 p.m., arrested at Broadway on warrant charges of shoplifting by asportation, larceny from a person, and shoplifting by concealing merchandise.

        I have to party with this BFF baby gyrl!

    7. MachineHead


      You would think with that many health issues she’d realize God is shutting her body down to save society.

      1. chrissy


        epic

    8. Itsjustme


      Where they hell does she expect to put her kids if she gets them back? Oh that’s right she has a six person tent.

    9. whatevuh


      Linda Jean, just off yourself, you are worthless, give the rest of us a break

    10. 5HourEnergy'd


      I don’t think I’ve ever been as grossed out by a TBS post as I was this one. I’m a gay woman and these two slobs are enough to make me want to go right to men. (Though then I’m sure I’ll go one or two posts away from this one, see a fat hairy slob of a man, and I will be happy to be gay again, so…)

      Thanks for making me want to NEVER go near Wakefield ever again!! **shudder**

    11. Dick Hertz from Holden


      Kill it with fire !

    12. Jinxie


      I’ll be perfectly honest here, I started reading TBS about a year ago and at first I thought this was the meanest, more right-winged blog I’d ever seen. Know why I felt that way? I wasn’t doing shit with my life. Never was I EVER a Linda ,but things could’ve been better. After I became a full fledged turtle rider I got all “woke as fuck” and started a legitimate small business and I work hard to make my family’s life a little better than it was previously. There is a point to this blog and I’m a prime example of that point.

    13. Fisting Lesbians


      In the lesbian community they’re pretty common, we call them 4T’s …. ‘Tent tonight, Tetanus tomorrow’ but yeah we do em.

      Remember if you can’t kiss your friend kiss your sister!

    14. KJDS


      I’m amazed she hasn’t discovered GoFundMe yet.

      1. Anonymous


        Why doesn’t her “community” help her out? They are always making news.

    15. dick buttkiss


      you need to flag this article, because the content is disgusting. Anyone else out there finding COPD at 39 crazy, fuck she might have some mesothelomia class action money coming her way

      1. Crackerjack


        Crack will do that. It’s not very good for the lungs

    16. Lisa


      You should maybe try walking at least a block in their shoes because, I don’t think you with your wussy ass could make a mile. People think it’s that easy to get a job it’s not that easy living on the streets you get robbed constantly fall asleep and somebody takes all of your things so now you have no ID no birth certificate you don’t have any play any clothes to wear to an interview no place to keep them if you get them there are so many different obstacles that you need to think about that before you start slamming and slandering people. I am not saying everything they do is correct. However, wouldn’t you want to be high and forget life for a little while every once in awhile if you had to live like that? You shouldn’t judge somebody until you walk at least a mile in their shoes.

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