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Scrooge McFuck Direnzo’s Tow Truck Driver Tailgates Dude In Worcester Parking Lot Leading To Classic Worcester Brofest Pissing Match 

 

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Yesterday we published yet another blog about Direnzo’s Towing after one of their trucks pounded the rear end of another vehicle on Route 20 in Westborough (not Auburn as initially reported).

The best part, which someone sent us after the blog was published, was that they had to be towed by a competitor. Check out what it says on the front of their trucks.

“Doesn’t play well with others.”

Understatement of the century right there.

I’m sure there are some decent, non-terrible people who work for Direnzo’s, so I’m not trying to shit on them. But the company they work for has to have the highest concentration of douche whistles ever assembled, because we have uncovered yet ANOTHER video of a Direnzo’s truck driver behaving badly, this time in the Route 20 Burlington Coat factory plaza in Worcester.

That whole video is so Worcester it hurts. From the guy being tailgated who yells racial slurs in a parking lot during broad daylight, to the aggressive tow truck driver who yells “fuck you” back at him, to the guy filming it who narrates it like only a person from Worcester could – “Dammmnnn dude.” That should be the official slogan of the Woo. Either that or “Wudup kid?”

We don’t see what happened before that, but we do see a Direnzo’s truck on the guy’s ass, and we see that guy get out of his car and get into a classic Worcester brofest with the driver.

We hear the Direnzo’s driver rev the engine and aggressively drive towards the fire lane and then illegally park in it.

Could those trucks be any douchier if they tried? They have a big fat gold D on their grills like they’re Scrooge McFuck, and check out what the license plate says.

“Tow U.”

As in, “I’m gonna tow your shit and then run up the bill to $16,000 right after your father dies.”

Then we see the guy he was tailgating chase down the driver as he drives away.

Here’s the fucked up part – this happened the either the same day or the day before the fender bender on Route 20 in Westborough. Look what store it happened across the street from:

And in the video he’s also outside of a Burlington Coat Factory on Route 20. It’s a different truck, but same kind of douchey driver. So I guess the moral of the story is that if you’re on Route 20 and you’re near a Burlington Coat factory and you see a Direnzo’s truck nearby, get the fuck out of there immediately because they’re gonna pound your rear end.

 

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13 Comment(s)
  • jo
    October 1, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    Direnzo’s are assholes. They are always speeding through town.

  • D is for Douche
    September 26, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    Ize a towed truck driver gits out of my way!!!

  • tim plow
    September 26, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    They’d tow you guys too if any of u had a car. you dont though you fucking losers. Your all too lazy for a bike so that is out. Back to the drawing board losers. what does that mean? Rip a fuuuuukkkkkkkkiiiiiiinnnnnn bbuuuuuuutttttttt. Losers.

  • Dianne Williamson
    September 26, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    I was gonna take a picture of this tow truck driver’s ass crack but my phone died lol.

  • Anonymous Towguy
    September 26, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    Towing in Massachusetts is organized crime. I’ve worked for a very reputable man, and now a scumbag that makes Direnzo look like The Pope. Tons of corruption, greed, and unprofessionalism. The company I work for has an internal Facebook page that brags about how much we rip people off while simultaneously belittling one another. Complete joke. “Tone Deaf” should be used to describe every company that tows for the MSP. Fuck people over, and use the “rates are set by the state police and/or DPU” line so they feel helpless…

  • Y
    September 26, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    Sweet Mercury Sable.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    September 26, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    Somebody has a hard-on for Direnzo’s. LOL

    • Jew penis
      September 26, 2019 at 3:01 pm

      There just Pat’s towing 2.0. I wonder if his douche bag kids work for the company still? I like Ted’s of Dayeville though. Their good people.

      • JC
        September 26, 2019 at 5:26 pm

        Fayville

  • in the hip pocket of the mass state police
    September 26, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    we know all this will be safety swept up by the honest mass state police,,nothing to see here ,move along

    • Trooper Fleece Em (Troop E)
      September 26, 2019 at 3:23 pm

      Get it right Bro. It’s Not “Move Along”…it’s “Move Over. It’s the Law”. Lol

      • I Hate Dumb Fucks
        September 26, 2019 at 7:43 pm

        I hate when ignorant fucks try to correct with wrong information. The move over law has nothing to do with the phrase nothing to see here move along.

      • Passed the test with a 50 BRO
        September 26, 2019 at 7:44 pm

        You must be an affirmative action hire.

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