Here’s a rather disturbing story to start your Friday from Turner Hill Equestrian in Norfolk.
This dude fucked a horse. There’s really not much else I can say. He fucked a horse. And he woke up at 4 in the morning to do it. His dedication to beastiality is unparalleled There’s only 2 reasons to fuck a horse:
- You’re trying to conceive a centaur
- You’re a dangerous psychopath and serial sexual predator
Imagine what someone capable of raping a horse would do to a human being.
Horse experts we talk to tell us that this particular horse fucker must be very familiar with working with horses, since he knew how to get it out and mount it properly without making the horse go crazy. If you recognize this horse fucker please send me a DM on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson so we can shame him properly, after you contact the Norfolk Police Department. If he has social media then screenshot everything because chances are Semenbiscuit here is gonna be attempting to remove himself from the Internet permanently.
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This was *exactly* like a real life version on family classic The Crying Game.
Hours earlier spotted in an apple orchard down the street!
File under 50 shades of seman biscuit!
For the record I was overseas when this happened
I thought this only went on in Tijuana?
Unfortunately, the people on this site just don’t understand science or breeding. Everyone knows that fast horses retire to a life of stud services. Their ejaculate is worth more money than any of the races they’ve won while they were in competitive racing.
It just so happens that Jockey Jamal here is quite fast himself. He is injecting his bodily fluids into Ms Ed to increase her endurance and speed. Just think of how much faster YOU would run if you saw Jamal approaching you from behind. You certainly wouldn’t need some midget wearing funny colors beating your ass with a whip.
Yes, but the science part is when the horse can’t get it up anymore it is rendered into small bottles of Elmers!!
Another victim of pandemic-isolation inspired loneliness. Just looking for a little warmth and companionship.
I blame the Orange-haired demon, Trump!!
“Hay Jorge are you ok? You sound sick…”
“Yeah man I’m a little horse!”
I heard the bomb squad K-9 unit is recruiting a special force of ball sniffing K-9’s to go after the at large horse diddler.
Did he buy her dinner first?
Amazing
Do you need to send flowers afterwards?
What are the spic rules for screwing a horse?
It was all just a simple misunderstanding. The boy thought he was in Suffolk County and he was mounting Rachel Rollins. I think a majority of inexperienced young black boys would make the same mistake.
That’s Matt Dizio. He wears that Lars wig every Halloween. He’s always had a strange relationship with animals. It started with ripping the shells off turtles and torturing frogs when he was in elementary school then he moved on to cats and birds. Now I guess horses is his thing. Only place for Diz to go from here is elephants.
He was missing his Burro he left behind in Mexico.
In case anybody is wondering, this is the “+” in LGBTQ+. Just sayin’…
Takes the old saying, And the horse you rode in on to a new level. As President Donald J Trump would say, they’re not sending us their best
Black dudes would rather fuck horses before black women because the sistas are mouthy and gross.
Hell no!! You ain’t gonna put dat fing in me!! Last time you railed the wrong hole n I couldn’t walk right for a week!!! Eveh time I farted I shit my pants!!!!
This fuck head hasn’t seen a western in his life. That is not how you mount a horse!
I have an asshole Greg.
Can you fuck me ?
According to Horse Tinder this a refuels this g for these two.
He may have been taking the horses temperature??
Definitely smells better than a Colored woman and probably weighs less. Fucking sick freak Afro American is just representing his people. They all want White People to apologize for everything, Fuck You I am not sorry for all the crying you do. Black Americans are 13% of the population but take up 99% of everyone’s time. Stop complaining about White people and systematic racism and have so self accountability. PS stop fucking horses
Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I’m taking him back to Nevada where he’s wanted for banging horses!
I says to a guy once, I says, “Hey, I betcha $50 I can make that horse laugh!”
Guy: “You’re on! No fuckin’ WAY!!”
So I walk over to the horse and I whisper something in his ear and, sure as shit, he starts laughing his horse-balls off…
So I walk back over to my new “friend” and he’s got the money in his hand and his jaw’s on the ground and before he can even say anything I go: “Double-or-nothing I can make that fuckin’ horse right there cry.”
Of course some people never learn and of course he says “No fuckin’ way you can make that fuckin’ horse right there cry. Nah. No fuckin’ way. Let’s do this. Double-or-nothing!”
So I walk back over to you-know-who and in NO TIME AT ALL that poor bastard is bawling his fuckin’ eyes out, inconsolable the poor prick was.
So, once more, back over to collect my winnings where I find this guy, wide-eyed, speechless, muttering & stuttering like he had a fuckin’ traumatic brain injury. After quite a while he finally recovered enough to ask me “How…how…ya gotta tell me…how the fuck did you just DO that?!?”
“Aw, it was easy. The first time, I told him ‘My cock is bigger than yours’.
The second time, I showed him.”
Was it a male or female horse because this guy might be gay.
He looks like an oppressed person of color can we get some liberal white women to volunteer to take the horses place? Sorry Smith/MtHolyoke/Wellesley women, this dude isnt into cows.
Clearly white trash lol ….
Suspect identifies as Mr. Ed – Not Guilty
I’ve had enough of these horses wearing sexy halters and then wonder why they get ass raped. Horse knew exactly what it was doing…..
Hey It’s cheaper than dinner and a movie…
#onlyGodcanjudge
#Trigger(ed)
I’ll take “suspect’s skin color” for $300 Alex
Heard this guy is in Turdboy’s gold tourney, he is teeing off right behind Turdboy.
This guy is an even bigger sicko than first thought as the horse was male.
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there !
This happened in SC loris ,leroy broke in the barn an old lady caught him held him at shotgun until police arrived ,the horses name was sugar !!! It made nation wide news at the time ..
You guys are all shocked by a brownie tagging an animal. Why? Most brown women look like animals.
The real news here is WORK BOOTS! dafaq he got those for?
Perhaps he identifies as a horse, or the horse identifies as a human. Maybe they both identify as leprechauns.
As Catherine the Great once said
“ when I’m feeling a little hoarse……”
Asking for a friend, does neigh really mean nay?
LUCKY HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He could have totally worn a mask and obfuscated his face and got away with it.
Luckily, he is as stupid as he is twisted and I think he will get caught.
BLM
Beastiality Lives Matter
Did he leave a $20 in the stable at least?
Nobody is doing time for Bestiality in Massachusetts, this state set the standards in tolerance of deviance and moral turpitude. Good to see how they left out his skin tone in the APB but were sure to mention he buzzes his sides with a #1 clipper attachment.
How different would screwing a sheboon really be from a doing a horse?
Just asking.
Answer:
With a sheboon like Rachael Rollins . Monica Grunt or Moochell O’ Boingo you don’t have to hold the tail out of the way.
Word.
Talk about a hot dog thrown down a hallway.
The undocumented worker gets the grain, the ladder, dims the lights and tells the horse he’s going to make love to her. A minute goes by and Ms Ed says, “are you in yet?” Puzzled he replies, “in yet? I’m already finished. Now hoof it outta here before my heifer wife gets home.’
Tom here, as a society we shame the sensual desires and needs of the human body. The Romans had the right idea, if they were feeling hungry they ate, if they were feeling sensual they had orgies. I would love to have a horse fuck me in the ass, especially if a redheaded Israeli woman was guiding it in!! I touched myself looking at these photos, The blue shirt does nothing to accentuate his (I’m sure erect) nipples for me it’s very plain.It also appears as though this man enjoys penetrating the horse, whereas I would enjoy being penetrated by a well endowed equestrian.
I’m sorry Aiden, it’s Tom again. You’re not going to write an article about my comments are you I’m not sure how this whole inter-web thing works and I would hate for this to get out.
Best regards,
Tom again, I would ask the more tech savvy younger family members of mine, but their parents will not let them anywhere near me. They refer to me as uncle Skinner, (it’s very cruel )! Politics are a very nasty game, they are all very jealous and looking to take me down by any means. Thanks again Aiden, best regards
P.S. that red headed Israeli girl isn’t you is it? If it is you, no hard feelings! I would actually like to continue the dialogue and would entertain you shoving a giant dildo up my ass until I squirt, if you are still OK with it. I’m sorry if my assertiveness is too much.
You’re not fooling us Wellington Circle Faggot.
I didnt write this lame shit
Just doing the work american’s wont.
What’s the problem with gently fucking a horse? He knew what he was doing and took proper care to see that the animal wasn’t hurt, so what harm was done? Who are we to judge a persons sexual preferences? #pride
Looks like Patrick Mahomes
what a nightmare
I’ve heard the term “getting her in the saddle”, but this is ridiculous.
Is the perpetrator believed to still be pantsless? How long of a ride is Norfolk from Cambridge?
This takes horsing around to new levels.
Is their a shortage of Sheep?
Hey Barney – a/k/a “Hot Bottom” – we know you are jealous.
I’m Barn’s “Hot Bottom” you little bitch!
I’ll bet his legal fees will be taken care of by some virtuous white savior group, and his lawyer will get him acquitted because he was just “speaking his truth” as a black man when he had sex with a horse.
Suspect identified!
Police did a simple Google search for ‘men who look like Patrick Mahomes and like to have sex with horses’ and found him.
The Police just released an all points bulletin looking for a man with road apples on his shoes.
Does orgy man have an alibi for that day?
That date – Thursday July 15 – was officially “National I Love Horses Day”. (true – look it up)
Obviously this deviant took it too seriously.
Can’t wait to find out who he is …
Anyone know where I can get a link to the security footage?
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Oh you have a full blown obsession with me, welcome to that club. There’s a lot of you.
Here’s some attention for your efforts, try to make it last.
Pathetic usurpers, this is the real Alexander.
You’re pathetic, and so is this blog- nothing but cis angry white men in here.
Eventually, I’ll leave but not yet… losers.
Fools! I feast on all attention, positive and negative. I am a gay neutron star of narcissism.
What’s sad is that we all know its you commenting to yourself- like how fucking sad do you need to be to have running diatribes with yourself.
I think what’s more sad is you identifying with the collective “we” here.
But if you want to “know” something that is not true, that is your prerogative.
I write about half the comments with my name on them. The rest are you I guess.
But WE won’t ever know will we, which is why this is fun.
Well this is to be expected with the forced march to the death camp- diversity.
In other news—
China threatens to fucking nuke Japan, and the Arizona audit has revealed what we already knew and then some… Of course you won’t hear a word about any of this on MSCNNBC or another other reptile network.
It’s just Borat having sexy time with his favorite partner.
Twitter woke retards defending him cuz’ he’s a beaner…
“It’s normal in his country!”
“#HorsefuckingLivesMatter!”
“He is only trying to break away from systemic racism, by firing ropes into a horses ass while grabbing two handfuls of muscular buttock flank.”
What’s this negger doing on that nag?
It’s Patrick Mahomes! I can see how he can get confused between his wife and her horse like features and an actual real horse.
Too bad the horse didn’t kick him square in the balls…..to prevent this sick fuck from EVER reproducing.
And the horse was heard to say:
“Is it in yet?”
To bad that horse didnt kick that mexican hombre in the balls!
Looks like Patrick Mahomes. His wife looks like a horse so maybe some confusion
I went to high school with that horse – she was even easier then.
Yeah, she used to give hoof jobs to dudes. 2 at a time. We used to call her The Worcester Dump Truck.
That dude got catfished twice in the same week!
I will bet anyone $500. this pervert is not from the USA.
Fucking animals is big thing in Central America!
Here’s another black man so scared of the racist police that he came out of hiding to sneak into a barn to fuck a horse to promote social justice and equity.
This brave man’s outstanding achievement makes him a hero and civil rights leader!
Not the first article about a nappy-hair fucking an animal that I’ve seen.
Do you believe me now Wilbur???
Suspect identified! Local florist reporting that a man recently came into the store looking for something ‘very special’ and wanted a giant basket of oats and carrots.
Too bad the mare didn’t kick him square in the forehead and put him out of our misery
That’s despicable. I do hope that she’ll still be well enough to be tethered then violated by the biggest strongest stallions in the region so that she can be sent to the glue factory once she’s replaced by her own progeny.
Did you even bother to ask its pronouns?
Hate on, haterrrrr……ugh. Offensive.
Once you go equestrian when it comes to gender you ain’t really questionin’
Those creeps in Wuhan molesting pangolins have nothing on this guy!
senior execs at Moderna watching this video and preparing for COVID-20
Listen, as fucking DISGUSTING as it is over there (on every fucking level)…those fucking slaughterhouses have been there for CENTURIES. Don’t think for a fucking minute that that shit that’s killed millions around the globe wasn’t created in a fucking Petrie (sp?) dish.
Cut the shi… I say, I say, cut the shit, son.
Settle down Beavis
That is all.
Spic Tormentor was arrested for this same thing a few years back.
Must suck to be so jealous of ST only because he’s wittier and has more common sense then you will ever have. Hate to be you.
Hi ST!
Is he sucking your dick right now and that’s why he cant comment to defend his own scintillating wit?
I love Young hispanic boys
last time he was saying we were jealous of his “unique comedic style” lmao
Police have identified the suspect. Apparently, an adult video store on Moody Street in Waltham reported that a man had recently come to the store enquiring about ‘Mr Ed’ videos.
Is that place still there??!! DAMN!!!
Can’t share…..
Big deal…get the video of the reverse position and I’d then be super impressed. LOL
Wtf
Now we have to believe all mares. When will the madness end?
Only one thing that will teach this sick fuck a lesson. Let the horse fuck him in the ass
…let me take a guess: you’ll be first in line for tickets.
(Am I close??)
Grain is a lot cheaper than lobster. Just sayin.
Maybe he self-identifies as a male horse, in which case, it isn’t beastiality. Who are you to judge his choice of species? Are you a species xenophobe?
Another nappy haired 13 percenter acting like he’s still in Africa. I’d say a wood chipper would take care of this, but why soil the wood chipper?
Listen folks it is 2021, for all we know it was consensual sex.
Love is love ⚧♀️♂️️⚧️️