Semenbiscuit Fucks Horse At Norfolk Equestrian Farm


Here’s a rather disturbing story to start your Friday from Turner Hill Equestrian in Norfolk.

This dude fucked a horse. There’s really not much else I can say. He fucked a horse. And he woke up at 4 in the morning to do it. His dedication to beastiality is unparalleled There’s only 2 reasons to fuck a horse:

  1. You’re trying to conceive a centaur
  2. You’re a dangerous psychopath and serial sexual predator

Imagine what someone capable of raping a horse would do to a human being.

Horse experts we talk to tell us that this particular horse fucker must be very familiar with working with horses, since he knew how to get it out and mount it properly without making the horse go crazy. If you recognize this horse fucker please send me a DM on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson so we can shame him properly, after you contact the Norfolk Police Department. If he has social media then screenshot everything because chances are Semenbiscuit here is gonna be attempting to remove himself from the Internet permanently.


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114 Comment(s)
  • Nikki Haley
    July 20, 2021 at 11:31 pm

    This was *exactly* like a real life version on family classic The Crying Game.

  • Bashful horsefly
    July 19, 2021 at 10:01 pm

    Hours earlier spotted in an apple orchard down the street!
    File under 50 shades of seman biscuit!

  • Doug Bushman
    July 19, 2021 at 3:00 pm

    For the record I was overseas when this happened

  • Alphie
    July 18, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    I thought this only went on in Tijuana?

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    July 18, 2021 at 12:01 pm

    Unfortunately, the people on this site just don’t understand science or breeding. Everyone knows that fast horses retire to a life of stud services. Their ejaculate is worth more money than any of the races they’ve won while they were in competitive racing.
    It just so happens that Jockey Jamal here is quite fast himself. He is injecting his bodily fluids into Ms Ed to increase her endurance and speed. Just think of how much faster YOU would run if you saw Jamal approaching you from behind. You certainly wouldn’t need some midget wearing funny colors beating your ass with a whip.

    • Robert Barker
      July 18, 2021 at 12:42 pm

      Yes, but the science part is when the horse can’t get it up anymore it is rendered into small bottles of Elmers!!

  • Ziggy89
    July 18, 2021 at 11:40 am

    Another victim of pandemic-isolation inspired loneliness. Just looking for a little warmth and companionship.

    I blame the Orange-haired demon, Trump!!

  • Covid 19.5 the Equine Variant
    July 18, 2021 at 7:57 am

    “Hay Jorge are you ok? You sound sick…”

    “Yeah man I’m a little horse!”

  • Barley Shaker
    July 18, 2021 at 7:44 am

    I heard the bomb squad K-9 unit is recruiting a special force of ball sniffing K-9’s to go after the at large horse diddler.

  • Fattydaddy
    July 18, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Did he buy her dinner first?

  • Doug Bushman
    July 18, 2021 at 12:31 am


  • hartf811
    Not sending their best
    July 17, 2021 at 6:12 pm

    Do you need to send flowers afterwards?
    What are the spic rules for screwing a horse?

  • juror seven esq.
    July 17, 2021 at 1:51 pm

    It was all just a simple misunderstanding. The boy thought he was in Suffolk County and he was mounting Rachel Rollins. I think a majority of inexperienced young black boys would make the same mistake.

  • Dizio has a kid which is terrifying
    July 17, 2021 at 1:44 pm

    That’s Matt Dizio. He wears that Lars wig every Halloween. He’s always had a strange relationship with animals. It started with ripping the shells off turtles and torturing frogs when he was in elementary school then he moved on to cats and birds. Now I guess horses is his thing. Only place for Diz to go from here is elephants.

  • Dryback Jim
    July 17, 2021 at 1:31 pm

    He was missing his Burro he left behind in Mexico.

  • Travis Bickle
    July 17, 2021 at 10:21 am

    In case anybody is wondering, this is the “+” in LGBTQ+. Just sayin’…

  • Hugh Mungous
    July 17, 2021 at 9:22 am

    Takes the old saying, And the horse you rode in on to a new level. As President Donald J Trump would say, they’re not sending us their best

  • Rian
    July 17, 2021 at 1:48 am

    Black dudes would rather fuck horses before black women because the sistas are mouthy and gross.

    • Mush mouth
      July 17, 2021 at 10:00 am

      Hell no!! You ain’t gonna put dat fing in me!! Last time you railed the wrong hole n I couldn’t walk right for a week!!! Eveh time I farted I shit my pants!!!!

  • Kemosabi
    July 17, 2021 at 1:30 am

    This fuck head hasn’t seen a western in his life. That is not how you mount a horse!

  • Closeted in Lynnfield
    July 16, 2021 at 10:59 pm

    I have an asshole Greg.
    Can you fuck me ?

  • CONN
    July 16, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    According to Horse Tinder this a refuels this g for these two.

  • Sex Ed
    July 16, 2021 at 10:20 pm

    He may have been taking the horses temperature??

  • Brother is Seriously Weird
    July 16, 2021 at 9:30 pm

    Definitely smells better than a Colored woman and probably weighs less. Fucking sick freak Afro American is just representing his people. They all want White People to apologize for everything, Fuck You I am not sorry for all the crying you do. Black Americans are 13% of the population but take up 99% of everyone’s time. Stop complaining about White people and systematic racism and have so self accountability. PS stop fucking horses

  • Officer Jack Mehoff
    July 16, 2021 at 8:47 pm

    Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I’m taking him back to Nevada where he’s wanted for banging horses!

  • “Is This Thing On?”
    July 16, 2021 at 8:44 pm

    I says to a guy once, I says, “Hey, I betcha $50 I can make that horse laugh!”
    Guy: “You’re on! No fuckin’ WAY!!”
    So I walk over to the horse and I whisper something in his ear and, sure as shit, he starts laughing his horse-balls off…
    So I walk back over to my new “friend” and he’s got the money in his hand and his jaw’s on the ground and before he can even say anything I go: “Double-or-nothing I can make that fuckin’ horse right there cry.”
    Of course some people never learn and of course he says “No fuckin’ way you can make that fuckin’ horse right there cry. Nah. No fuckin’ way. Let’s do this. Double-or-nothing!”
    So I walk back over to you-know-who and in NO TIME AT ALL that poor bastard is bawling his fuckin’ eyes out, inconsolable the poor prick was.
    So, once more, back over to collect my winnings where I find this guy, wide-eyed, speechless, muttering & stuttering like he had a fuckin’ traumatic brain injury. After quite a while he finally recovered enough to ask me “How…how…ya gotta tell me…how the fuck did you just DO that?!?”

    “Aw, it was easy. The first time, I told him ‘My cock is bigger than yours’.
    The second time, I showed him.”

  • Its his culture He's an OPPRESSED MINORITY!
    July 16, 2021 at 8:26 pm

    Was it a male or female horse because this guy might be gay.

    He looks like an oppressed person of color can we get some liberal white women to volunteer to take the horses place? Sorry Smith/MtHolyoke/Wellesley women, this dude isnt into cows.

    • TrueStory
      July 16, 2021 at 8:33 pm

      Clearly white trash lol ….

  • Blackie
    July 16, 2021 at 7:38 pm

    Suspect identifies as Mr. Ed – Not Guilty

  • Seabiscut
    July 16, 2021 at 7:14 pm

    I’ve had enough of these horses wearing sexy halters and then wonder why they get ass raped. Horse knew exactly what it was doing…..

  • No wah I’m sayin’
    July 16, 2021 at 6:58 pm

    Hey It’s cheaper than dinner and a movie…


  • whatevuh
    July 16, 2021 at 6:32 pm

    I’ll take “suspect’s skin color” for $300 Alex

  • Golf tourney participant
    July 16, 2021 at 6:27 pm

    Heard this guy is in Turdboy’s gold tourney, he is teeing off right behind Turdboy.

  • CONN
    July 16, 2021 at 6:21 pm

    This guy is an even bigger sicko than first thought as the horse was male.

  • whatevuh
    Larry the Cable Guy
    July 16, 2021 at 5:42 pm

    I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there !

  • Not a fan of horses touchers !!
    July 16, 2021 at 5:27 pm

    This happened in SC loris ,leroy broke in the barn an old lady caught him held him at shotgun until police arrived ,the horses name was sugar !!! It made nation wide news at the time ..

  • Death
    July 16, 2021 at 4:41 pm

    You guys are all shocked by a brownie tagging an animal. Why? Most brown women look like animals.
    The real news here is WORK BOOTS! dafaq he got those for?

  • Spic Tickler
    July 16, 2021 at 4:07 pm

    Perhaps he identifies as a horse, or the horse identifies as a human. Maybe they both identify as leprechauns.

  • hartf811
    Yet another reason to hate brown people
    July 16, 2021 at 3:49 pm

    As Catherine the Great once said
    “ when I’m feeling a little hoarse……”

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    July 16, 2021 at 3:47 pm

    Asking for a friend, does neigh really mean nay?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Alex Reimer
    July 16, 2021 at 3:32 pm

    LUCKY HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • There is an upside
    July 16, 2021 at 3:32 pm

    He could have totally worn a mask and obfuscated his face and got away with it.

    Luckily, he is as stupid as he is twisted and I think he will get caught.

  • He Was Wearing Work Boots!
    July 16, 2021 at 3:21 pm


    Beastiality Lives Matter

    Did he leave a $20 in the stable at least?

  • Ghost of Silver
    July 16, 2021 at 3:08 pm

    Nobody is doing time for Bestiality in Massachusetts, this state set the standards in tolerance of deviance and moral turpitude. Good to see how they left out his skin tone in the APB but were sure to mention he buzzes his sides with a #1 clipper attachment.

    • hartf811
      Just asking
      July 16, 2021 at 3:58 pm

      How different would screwing a sheboon really be from a doing a horse?
      Just asking.

      • hartf811
        July 17, 2021 at 5:29 pm

        With a sheboon like Rachael Rollins . Monica Grunt or Moochell O’ Boingo you don’t have to hold the tail out of the way.

      • Elmer
        July 18, 2021 at 5:45 pm

        Talk about a hot dog thrown down a hallway.

        The undocumented worker gets the grain, the ladder, dims the lights and tells the horse he’s going to make love to her. A minute goes by and Ms Ed says, “are you in yet?” Puzzled he replies, “in yet? I’m already finished. Now hoof it outta here before my heifer wife gets home.’

  • Inflamed Anus
    Tom Mountain
    July 16, 2021 at 2:59 pm

    Tom here, as a society we shame the sensual desires and needs of the human body. The Romans had the right idea, if they were feeling hungry they ate, if they were feeling sensual they had orgies. I would love to have a horse fuck me in the ass, especially if a redheaded Israeli woman was guiding it in!! I touched myself looking at these photos, The blue shirt does nothing to accentuate his (I’m sure erect) nipples for me it’s very plain.It also appears as though this man enjoys penetrating the horse, whereas I would enjoy being penetrated by a well endowed equestrian.

    • Inflamed Anus
      Tom Mountain
      July 16, 2021 at 3:05 pm

      I’m sorry Aiden, it’s Tom again. You’re not going to write an article about my comments are you I’m not sure how this whole inter-web thing works and I would hate for this to get out.

      Best regards,

      • Inflamed Anus
        Tom mountain
        July 16, 2021 at 3:16 pm

        Tom again, I would ask the more tech savvy younger family members of mine, but their parents will not let them anywhere near me. They refer to me as uncle Skinner, (it’s very cruel )! Politics are a very nasty game, they are all very jealous and looking to take me down by any means. Thanks again Aiden, best regards

        P.S. that red headed Israeli girl isn’t you is it? If it is you, no hard feelings! I would actually like to continue the dialogue and would entertain you shoving a giant dildo up my ass until I squirt, if you are still OK with it. I’m sorry if my assertiveness is too much.

        • Muhammad and his 9 year old in the trunk.
          July 16, 2021 at 7:52 pm

          You’re not fooling us Wellington Circle Faggot.

          • Alexander Rich-Shea
            Alexander Rich-Shea
            July 17, 2021 at 6:44 am

            I didnt write this lame shit

    July 16, 2021 at 2:27 pm

    Just doing the work american’s wont.

  • Ellen Crowley from Woburn
    July 16, 2021 at 2:24 pm

    What’s the problem with gently fucking a horse? He knew what he was doing and took proper care to see that the animal wasn’t hurt, so what harm was done? Who are we to judge a persons sexual preferences? #pride

  • July 16, 2021 at 2:09 pm

    Looks like Patrick Mahomes

  • New boot goofin'
    July 16, 2021 at 1:57 pm

    what a nightmare

  • Pizza T. Hut
    July 16, 2021 at 1:44 pm

    I’ve heard the term “getting her in the saddle”, but this is ridiculous.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 16, 2021 at 1:42 pm

    Is the perpetrator believed to still be pantsless? How long of a ride is Norfolk from Cambridge?

  • Harry Balz
    July 16, 2021 at 1:24 pm

    This takes horsing around to new levels.

  • Barney Frank
    July 16, 2021 at 1:08 pm

    Is their a shortage of Sheep?

    • Frank Footer
      July 16, 2021 at 1:17 pm

      Hey Barney – a/k/a “Hot Bottom” – we know you are jealous.

      • Steve Gobie
        July 16, 2021 at 1:51 pm

        I’m Barn’s “Hot Bottom” you little bitch!

  • Orion
    July 16, 2021 at 1:08 pm

    I’ll bet his legal fees will be taken care of by some virtuous white savior group, and his lawyer will get him acquitted because he was just “speaking his truth” as a black man when he had sex with a horse.

  • CONN
    July 16, 2021 at 12:50 pm

    Suspect identified!

    Police did a simple Google search for ‘men who look like Patrick Mahomes and like to have sex with horses’ and found him.

  • Lee Ho
    July 16, 2021 at 12:48 pm

    The Police just released an all points bulletin looking for a man with road apples on his shoes.

    Does orgy man have an alibi for that day?

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    July 16, 2021 at 12:36 pm

    That date – Thursday July 15 – was officially “National I Love Horses Day”. (true – look it up)
    Obviously this deviant took it too seriously.
    Can’t wait to find out who he is …

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    July 16, 2021 at 12:33 pm

    Anyone know where I can get a link to the security footage?

    I have the weirdest boner right now.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      July 16, 2021 at 1:40 pm

      Oh you have a full blown obsession with me, welcome to that club. There’s a lot of you.

      Here’s some attention for your efforts, try to make it last.

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        July 16, 2021 at 3:11 pm

        Pathetic usurpers, this is the real Alexander.

        You’re pathetic, and so is this blog- nothing but cis angry white men in here.

        Eventually, I’ll leave but not yet… losers.

        • Alexander Rich-Shea
          Alexander Rich-Shea
          July 16, 2021 at 4:09 pm

          Fools! I feast on all attention, positive and negative. I am a gay neutron star of narcissism.

          • O.G Spic Tormentor
            July 16, 2021 at 7:49 pm

            What’s sad is that we all know its you commenting to yourself- like how fucking sad do you need to be to have running diatribes with yourself.

          • Alexander Rich-Shea
            Alexander Rich-Shea
            July 17, 2021 at 6:48 am

            I think what’s more sad is you identifying with the collective “we” here.

            But if you want to “know” something that is not true, that is your prerogative.

            I write about half the comments with my name on them. The rest are you I guess.

            But WE won’t ever know will we, which is why this is fun.

  • Lesbian from Rhode Island who complains about everything.
    July 16, 2021 at 12:26 pm

    Well this is to be expected with the forced march to the death camp- diversity.

    In other news—

    China threatens to fucking nuke Japan, and the Arizona audit has revealed what we already knew and then some… Of course you won’t hear a word about any of this on MSCNNBC or another other reptile network.

  • It Is Good Yes
    July 16, 2021 at 12:25 pm

    It’s just Borat having sexy time with his favorite partner.

  • Krispen Wah
    July 16, 2021 at 12:21 pm

    Twitter woke retards defending him cuz’ he’s a beaner…

    “It’s normal in his country!”


    “He is only trying to break away from systemic racism, by firing ropes into a horses ass while grabbing two handfuls of muscular buttock flank.”

  • Buck Breaker
    July 16, 2021 at 12:19 pm

    What’s this negger doing on that nag?

  • Meh
    July 16, 2021 at 12:16 pm

    It’s Patrick Mahomes! I can see how he can get confused between his wife and her horse like features and an actual real horse.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    July 16, 2021 at 11:59 am

    Too bad the horse didn’t kick him square in the balls… prevent this sick fuck from EVER reproducing.
    And the horse was heard to say:
    “Is it in yet?”

  • Eddie
    July 16, 2021 at 11:58 am

    To bad that horse didnt kick that mexican hombre in the balls!

  • Sidney
    July 16, 2021 at 11:56 am

    Looks like Patrick Mahomes. His wife looks like a horse so maybe some confusion

  • Derby Dan
    July 16, 2021 at 11:52 am

    I went to high school with that horse – she was even easier then.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Preakness Paul
      July 16, 2021 at 2:00 pm

      Yeah, she used to give hoof jobs to dudes. 2 at a time. We used to call her The Worcester Dump Truck.

  • Mom’s Basement
    July 16, 2021 at 11:46 am

    That dude got catfished twice in the same week!

  • dale woodman
    July 16, 2021 at 11:31 am

    I will bet anyone $500. this pervert is not from the USA.
    Fucking animals is big thing in Central America!

  • MC Spammer
    July 16, 2021 at 11:18 am

    Here’s another black man so scared of the racist police that he came out of hiding to sneak into a barn to fuck a horse to promote social justice and equity.

    This brave man’s outstanding achievement makes him a hero and civil rights leader!

  • Strom Thurmond's Force Ghost
    July 16, 2021 at 11:16 am

    Not the first article about a nappy-hair fucking an animal that I’ve seen.

  • Mr. Ed
    July 16, 2021 at 11:15 am

    Do you believe me now Wilbur???

  • CONN
    July 16, 2021 at 11:08 am

    Suspect identified! Local florist reporting that a man recently came into the store looking for something ‘very special’ and wanted a giant basket of oats and carrots.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 16, 2021 at 11:00 am

    Too bad the mare didn’t kick him square in the forehead and put him out of our misery

  • Rags to Riches
    July 16, 2021 at 10:59 am

    That’s despicable. I do hope that she’ll still be well enough to be tethered then violated by the biggest strongest stallions in the region so that she can be sent to the glue factory once she’s replaced by her own progeny.

    • How Do You Know It’s A She???
      July 16, 2021 at 12:20 pm

      Did you even bother to ask its pronouns?

      Hate on, haterrrrr……ugh. Offensive.

      • Rags to Riches
        July 16, 2021 at 1:07 pm

        Once you go equestrian when it comes to gender you ain’t really questionin’

  • CONN
    July 16, 2021 at 10:56 am

    Those creeps in Wuhan molesting pangolins have nothing on this guy!

    senior execs at Moderna watching this video and preparing for COVID-20

    • Yeah, I Got Your ‘Pangolin’ Right Here, Buddy
      July 16, 2021 at 12:28 pm

      Listen, as fucking DISGUSTING as it is over there (on every fucking level)…those fucking slaughterhouses have been there for CENTURIES. Don’t think for a fucking minute that that shit that’s killed millions around the globe wasn’t created in a fucking Petrie (sp?) dish.
      Cut the shi… I say, I say, cut the shit, son.

      • CONN
        July 16, 2021 at 12:54 pm

        Settle down Beavis

        • Make Me, Buttfuct^^^
          July 16, 2021 at 5:07 pm

          That is all.

  • Mexican Horse Fucker
    July 16, 2021 at 10:55 am

    Spic Tormentor was arrested for this same thing a few years back.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 16, 2021 at 11:02 am

      Must suck to be so jealous of ST only because he’s wittier and has more common sense then you will ever have. Hate to be you.

      • Mexican Horse Fucker
        July 16, 2021 at 11:33 am

        Hi ST!

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        July 16, 2021 at 1:41 pm

        Is he sucking your dick right now and that’s why he cant comment to defend his own scintillating wit?

        • Captain Trips
          July 16, 2021 at 2:15 pm

          I love Young hispanic boys

        • CONN
          July 16, 2021 at 2:16 pm

          last time he was saying we were jealous of his “unique comedic style” lmao

  • CONN
    July 16, 2021 at 10:54 am

    Police have identified the suspect. Apparently, an adult video store on Moody Street in Waltham reported that a man had recently come to the store enquiring about ‘Mr Ed’ videos.

    • Ron Jeremy
      July 16, 2021 at 11:37 am

      Is that place still there??!! DAMN!!!

  • Karen Bowen
    July 16, 2021 at 10:48 am

    Can’t share…..

  • CONN
    July 16, 2021 at 10:46 am

    Big deal…get the video of the reverse position and I’d then be super impressed. LOL

  • New boot goofin'
    July 16, 2021 at 10:45 am


  • Hu Fartted
    Sum Ting Wong
    July 16, 2021 at 10:43 am

    Now we have to believe all mares. When will the madness end?

  • An eye for an eye
    July 16, 2021 at 10:42 am

    Only one thing that will teach this sick fuck a lesson. Let the horse fuck him in the ass

    • Interesting Take, (Brown) “Eye”…
      July 16, 2021 at 12:32 pm

      …let me take a guess: you’ll be first in line for tickets.

      (Am I close??)

  • Gangnam Style
    July 16, 2021 at 10:40 am

    Grain is a lot cheaper than lobster. Just sayin.

  • Liz Warren
    July 16, 2021 at 10:37 am

    Maybe he self-identifies as a male horse, in which case, it isn’t beastiality. Who are you to judge his choice of species? Are you a species xenophobe?

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    July 16, 2021 at 10:36 am

    Another nappy haired 13 percenter acting like he’s still in Africa. I’d say a wood chipper would take care of this, but why soil the wood chipper?

  • Observer
    July 16, 2021 at 10:29 am

    Listen folks it is 2021, for all we know it was consensual sex.
    Love is love ⚧♀️♂️️‍⚧️️‍

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