Senorita Shaft Shiner Throws Coffee At Woburn Dunkins Manager’s Face Because She Didn’t Get Enough Whipped Cream 



A Woburn High School student working her job as a shift manager at the Dunkin Donuts in northern Woburn had an unpleasant encounter with a wild shaft shiner who threw her coffee at the teenager in front of her own crotch fruit because she wasn’t happy with the lack of whipped cream.

According to the girl’s mother who posted it on Facebook, senorita shaft shiner ordered a frozen hot chocolate (that’s apparently a thing) and told the girl who took her order that she didn’t want whip cream. When she got her order she said she DID want whip cream and then became irate because she didn’t have it. When the girl took her drink to put the whip cream on it she didn’t like the way the girl grabbed the drink and started speaking in her native Lawrence dialect, AKA cussing the girl out.

At that point the shift manager came out to help diffuse the situation, but senorita shaft shiner took her anger out on her instead. When the girls was fixing the rope to block customers from the corner of the store the ratchet saw her chance to strike and threw her drink in the girl’s face before leaving with the small child.

Someone has to recognize either her or the kid.

Good thing she kept her mask on though. It’s unsanitary not to.

If this woman actually has custody of the child she should have the poor kid taken away from her while she goes to jail for assault and battery. If you recognize her please send me a DM on Facebook to Clarence Woods Emerson, or email to let me know. If she has social media then screenshot everything because she’s gonna take that down next. They always do. This Dunkins is right near the 93 and 95 intersection, so she could be going anywhere from Salem to Lawrence to Medford to Lexington. Probably not Lexington.



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76 Comment(s)
  • Pizza T. Hut
    May 19, 2021 at 2:14 pm

    Did you see the size of the ass on that wide load? DD is the last place this pig should be spending her welfare dollars.

  • Matt Dizio
    May 19, 2021 at 12:36 am

    I’d like to see this boarder jumping welfare hoe pull this shit at Target. I’d have her in a figure four leg lock faster than the opening riff to ride the lightning. A spic came into Target about 15 years ago and threw a bag of Doritos at me. She was upset we were out of cool ranch. I had her pinned in 6 seconds flat.
    Now people see my scary skull face mask and Metallica tattoos and they know I’m the best wrestler at Target so they don’t even attempt it. I’d like to train the girl working at dunks some wrestling moves that will prevent this from ever happening again.

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    May 18, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    There’s so many junkies the Woburn TD bank has a cop in it.

  • Brian’s Song
    May 18, 2021 at 9:30 am

    The good news is that the open border will increase the Heroin Genocide in these non productive neighborhoods…With the lockdown the reproduction rate probably surpassed cockroach speed. Increase Batches of Heroin Please.

  • Mommy dearest
    May 18, 2021 at 7:55 am

    I’ve been waiting on this poor, marginalized, government- subsidized posc123lbj€ ( or whatever it identifies as ) to make a statement about the teen mgr making racist remarks in front of her young fatherless child. Maybe followed by a gofundme. Worse is knowing this poor kid probably got the brunt of her sunshine after they left.

  • cableguy
    May 18, 2021 at 7:38 am

    Is this not assault and battery

  • Clive McFarlane
    May 18, 2021 at 12:31 am

    Writing about minorities is racist. I spent 26 years of my life sticking my neck out defending these people. Now I stick my neck out for giving blow jobs for money:

  • Reward$$
    May 17, 2021 at 11:09 pm

    Offer a reward for someone to ID her
    One of her “own” will Rat her OUT and send you the bragging text chain of her saying her son saw her assault someone over a DD drink

    Offer a Gift card Aiden

  • That child needs HELP someone ID HER
    May 17, 2021 at 11:04 pm

    Look at the child Wincing in the second to last photo
    Look at his body language
    Ask a professional- that is a child who is witnessing violence every day.
    That is a child that needs to be Re-homed
    A mother who assaults someone while knowingly on camera and In front of her child over NOTHING must be a danger to her child when something bigger doesn’t go her way

  • White Lives Matter
    May 17, 2021 at 10:43 pm

    This is a hate crime right?

  • Maybe it was good Aidan did not get elected
    May 17, 2021 at 9:53 pm

    I mean, most masks are going away, and even if they are still mandated in school, so what? That is 1 more month.
    Aidan had no real platform, so he would have been what he has always been: useless, once again.

    Sources also tell us he spent his stimulus money on those signs… instead of, you know, something useful for his kids, like a college savings plan, or even a new car seat, because Aidan is Aidan.

    • Observer X
      Sources tell us:
      May 18, 2021 at 12:59 am

      You have a tiny dick and room-temperature IQ.

  • Strom Thurmond's Force Ghost
    May 17, 2021 at 9:53 pm

    More super grateful, freeloading burrheads. That manager should have lit her the fuck up. If you’re going to lose your job, might as well go all in!

  • Spider Monkey
    May 17, 2021 at 9:37 pm

    Surprised it was not a dark roast.

  • King Charle Baker
    May 17, 2021 at 9:24 pm

    I’ll free you plebes of your masks in two weeks but you musteth remember, West Nile is around the corner so I’ll curb you nighttime outdoor activities at the first sign of those pesky mosquitos. Enjoyeth your two weeks of freedom, peasants.

  • Dirty Spic
    May 17, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    Spic’s are dirty people. Lawerence is a dirty Spic city. I fucking hate Spic’s they all smell like goya spices. Dirty Spic clam throws coffee on a High School kid. She should be sent back to her Shithole Country

    • Slant Tormentor
      May 17, 2021 at 9:33 pm

      how dare u

  • Y
    May 17, 2021 at 8:44 pm

    Surprisingly Woburn is not #1

    • Blah
      May 17, 2021 at 10:11 pm

      The biggest problem I have with this guys video is that it’s full of current statistics, facts and actual onsite video as if he actually did some research or something. Sorry pal that’s not we do around here.

  • CONN
    May 17, 2021 at 8:16 pm

    Stay Classy!

  • dale woodman
    Defund Welfare
    May 17, 2021 at 7:20 pm

    unfortunately, she does not qualify for a free Tomato plant!

    • Junk in the trunk
      May 17, 2021 at 8:08 pm

      Can you wear white before Memorial Day in other countries ?

  • Border Patrol
    May 17, 2021 at 6:55 pm

    Hey! That’s the kid was safely in a cage until Biden let him go.

  • Spic Tormentor
    May 17, 2021 at 6:01 pm

    The drink toss was just a distraction so her filthy little crotch fruit could steal all the free sugar packets! ROFLMAO!

    • Matt Dizio
      May 17, 2021 at 6:05 pm

      Nice way to straight up copy my joke faggot… Im pretty sure you must be a nіgger judging by the way you steal my shit so much.

      • Spic Tormentor
        May 17, 2021 at 6:42 pm

        Bet that filthy spic threw the drink as a distraction, so that her son could steal all the sugar packets and napkins to bring home to their 16 relatives they share an apartment with. Despite the fact these items are free, these dirty spic animals are genetically programmed to act like criminals

        Matt D He/His

    • The Spic Tormentor
      America runs on Blumpkins
      May 17, 2021 at 7:00 pm

      This one hit you deep huh fake st? Lol

  • whatevuh
    May 17, 2021 at 5:51 pm


  • EBT 2 pay for Dunkin
    May 17, 2021 at 5:37 pm

    Willing to bet this disgusting Govt funded Trash bag is a frequent flyer at Planned Parenthood

    • good news
      May 17, 2021 at 5:53 pm

      Hope so

  • Its dey culture yo
    May 17, 2021 at 5:31 pm

    100 to 1 odds she lives in

    N Andover/Andover public housing.

    Lol she’s from Lawrence! Press dos for ingriss gringos. Biden 4 prez!

    • Woburn Spics
      May 17, 2021 at 5:35 pm

      or 2×1 odds she lives in Woburn. Place has nice suburban parts but other parts are welfare ridden shit holes. There is a whole street of ghetto ass houses just a block away from this DD, I would put money on it that she lives there.

      • woburn lol
        May 17, 2021 at 5:43 pm

        lmao I used to buy coke from someone on that street and another house at the end sold weed. There was even a legit whorehouse there at one point. I always remember laughing how the street name was “Garden Terrace” because there were no gardens or terraces lol

      • welcome to Massachusetts
        May 17, 2021 at 5:49 pm

        Woburence…. Southern NH northeast Ma. Woburence not to be confused with Fitchheominster or Reverette, Brockton land, Springolyokeopee ah hell just call it Massachusetts.

      • there are reasons no one likes spics
        May 17, 2021 at 9:18 pm

        I know exactly where you are talking about the street that National Tire & Battery is on. and its funny cause I went to get tires last week and there was a house right when you enter the parking lot and it was all gangbanger looking mexicans, and a bunch of little kids and toddlers all running wild in the streets with no supervision.

        so I pulled in the entrance to national tire and battery and there are three kids in the middle of the street literally just sitting there on the ground, so I came to a full stop, waved, then did a little beep, and all the sudden like 5 people all come rushing out the backyard yelling at me to “slow the fuck down unless I want to get my fucking head stomped in” I say “hey im just giving a friendly beep so they move out of the way they shouldn’t be sitting on the street” and they said “watch your fucking mouth if you know whats good for you”

        I wanted to take a walk while they worked on my car but I really didn’t even feel safe leaving the place to walk by that house again so I ended up sitting on a fucking bench outside their parking lot for 2 hours. fucking spics.

        • Kay Dulong of Woburn
          May 18, 2021 at 2:35 pm

          I used to blow Matt Dizio in the NTB parking lot. His dick was only 2.75″ hard.

  • hartf811
    May 17, 2021 at 5:24 pm

    ” Not sending their best”
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • Jen Pissaki
      May 17, 2021 at 5:57 pm

      You beat me to the punch, Third World shitheads bringing their Third World behavior.. Good thing Joe Biden shut down press availability at 1:30 this afternoon. Not much happening on the southern border or in the Middle East.

  • great mother
    May 17, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    I love that the assumption is that she’s probably from Lawrence.. i wouldn’t be very surprised. greatttttt role model for the kid!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 17, 2021 at 5:11 pm

    Little boy: ¿Quire es mi padre?

    Mother: Una mejor pregunta es, ¿quién es el padre?

  • D.B. Cooper
    May 17, 2021 at 5:10 pm

    My bet is she will blame “white supremacy” cause we all know, it’s not her fault.Yet another example of black and browns having 0 coping and/or interpersonal skills and resorting to violence.

    And virtue signaling white college liberals will defend her because, racism.

    Deport the cunt back to Santa Domingo.

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    May 17, 2021 at 5:06 pm

    This literally happens all the time, what makes this blog worthy? Sorry but this story is about as worthy a TB article as a car passing a school bus with the red lights flashing.

    • Prolapse Pedro
      May 17, 2021 at 6:01 pm

      If your head wasn’t so far up your ass all the time it wouldn’t be

      • Inflamed Anus
        Inflamed Anus
        May 17, 2021 at 7:46 pm

        Ok tough guy, why don’t you go ahead and google “good insults” and try that again, I won’t hold it against you, Corky from Life Goes On could have done better job trying to insult someone! This happens literally everyday, some dumb bitch threw her drink, then walked out of the store……………WOW!!

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    May 17, 2021 at 5:05 pm

    Ain’t diversity awesome? Lawrence, the center of art and culture.

    The racial makeup of the city in 2016 was 16.6% non-Hispanic white, 7.8% Black or African American, 2.8% Asian (1.2% Cambodian, 0.7% Vietnamese, 0.3% Pakistani, 0.2% Indian, 0.2% Chinese, 0.1% Korean), 0.4% American Indian or Alaskan Native, 0.0% Pacific Islander, 39.3% some other race, 2.7% two or more races, and 77.1% of the population is Hispanic or Latino (of any race) (47.0% Dominican, 21.7% Puerto Rican, 3.0% Guatemalan, 0.7% Salvadoran, 0.7% Spanish, 0.6% Cuban, 0.5% Ecuadorian, 0.5% Mexican, 0.2% Honduran, 0.2% Colombian, 0.1% Venezuelan, 0.1% Nicaraguan, 0.1% Peruvian).

    77.1% of the population is Hispanic or Latino

    See? Diversity improves a community! The proof is here!

    • hartf811
      May 17, 2021 at 5:36 pm

      And the sad part is that the continuing runup in the real estate market in these shithole cities like Lowell, Lawrence, New Bedford, Fall River, Chelsea is going to kick all of these fleabags to the curb in the interest of urban renewal because the real estate will be the cheapest in the area.
      These leeching insects will swarm about like 17 year Cicadas until we deport them or eradicate these vermin now that Covid-19 failed.

  • Judge Dread
    May 17, 2021 at 4:42 pm

    I’d love him too put his whipped cream on my face.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 17, 2021 at 4:18 pm

    Send her back.

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    May 17, 2021 at 4:16 pm

    Seriously?!? Considering it’s Lawrence I’m assuming she already has a few google trophies, therefore you’d think she would know that there are cameras everywhere nowadays. Can you imagine if this twat is currently on probation? Risking going back in because you decided to commit A&B with a frozen drink is so Lawrence it hurts.

    One night while I was bartending, ABC escorted by local PD, made one of their super convenient surprise visits. (12:30am, on a Friday night, with a band on both floors). We did last call at 1:30am which is the time we do it every night so that everyone gets a drink and has plenty of time to finish it. This dude orders a double shot of Jack. At 1:45am he tries to order another (btw he was sober. A was behind the bar having to squeeze by one ABC dude and one local PD). I tell him nope sorry it’s way past last call. He tries the bullshit of but I never got one. I point out the rocks glass in front of him and he says nah that ain’t mine. Me….. Yes it is. Have a good night. I turn around and the dude hucks it at the back of my head……WITH A UNIFORMED COP RIGHT FUCKING THERE!!! Dude wasn’t even drunk!! A trip to the ER for me for a concussion check and a few staples and a nice little extended stay for him at the Ludlow jail. Dude had an open warrant for ditching out on his probation officer. He got 6 months. The guy had the balls to try and come back in when he got out even though he had been trespassed for the business and I had a TRO in case he decided to try and pay me a visit at home.

    You can’t fix stupid, ratchets and criminals.

  • 3 Inches of Wonderful
    May 17, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    When her kid grows up with zero life skills and violent tendencies, she’ll blame “White Supremacy”.

  • oh my goodness
    May 17, 2021 at 4:10 pm

    Lol..probably not Lexington

  • Spic Tormentor
    May 17, 2021 at 4:10 pm

    Thats my dunks too, always stop by on my way home from the night shift at Target. Bet that filthy spic threw the drink as a distraction, so that her son could steal all the sugar packets and napkins to bring home to their 16 relatives they share an apartment with. Despite the fact these items are free, these dirty spic animals are genetically programmed to act like criminals

    • ok matt
      May 17, 2021 at 4:17 pm

    • Inflamed Anus
      Embarrassed for ST
      May 17, 2021 at 5:18 pm

      What a fucking loosah, you probably wrote this blog, or at least emailed the info to “Clarence Woods Emerson” then commented on it and keep giving yourself up ticks. There’s commenters on here that read TB everyday, then there’s Spic Tormentor that donates $3500 to TB, goes to bed every night hoping that he will dream about fucking Aiden, and wakes up angry when the dream doesn’t happen.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 17, 2021 at 3:56 pm

    The drink toss was supposed to be a distraction so her son can steal all the sugar packets and napkins to bring home to their 16 relatives they share an apartment with. Despite the fact these items are free, spics are genetically programmed to act like criminals

      May 17, 2021 at 6:40 pm

      Bet that filthy spic threw the drink as a distraction, so that her son could steal all the sugar packets and napkins to bring home to their 16 relatives they share an apartment with. Despite the fact these items are free, these dirty spic animals are genetically programmed to act like criminals

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    May 17, 2021 at 3:54 pm

    Hope the cops find this cunt and arrest her for assault to maim , a felony.

  • The jokes on Boyle
    May 17, 2021 at 3:50 pm

    That ass tho………

  • What an Angry blackberry
    May 17, 2021 at 3:47 pm

    BLM only when they aren’t assaulting each other LOL
    Let history continue to prevail !

  • randiguy2006
    May 17, 2021 at 3:38 pm

    More hard hitting journalism.

    It was this or the Israel-Palestine war.

    • really?
      May 17, 2021 at 3:49 pm

      Willing to bet you feel you’re a victim of life
      Wake up
      He’s Documenting the double standard OF How White people are treated
      Reverse the roles
      Dunkin have to make a statement about race if a white person did that to a black person

      • randiguy2006
        May 17, 2021 at 4:04 pm

        What is everything about race to people?

      • randiguy2006
        May 17, 2021 at 4:07 pm

        The poor white people! Whatever shall we do!

    • Okay, here is some hard-hitting news for ya
      May 17, 2021 at 4:02 pm

      You are a complete and total tool!

      Actually, that’s not news, everybody already knows that, including you.

    • Bomber Harris
      May 17, 2021 at 5:03 pm

      No napalm and white phosphorous? Do the Israelis really want to win?

      • hartf811
        Oy Ve'
        May 17, 2021 at 5:39 pm

        They haven’t even used the wild weasels yet. The IDF has lots lots to run.

  • Ron Jeremy
    May 17, 2021 at 3:28 pm

    The type of people from Lawrence are known as “Green Fly”. If you live in Lawrence, you are involved with drugs in one form or another. No good people come from Lawrence.

  • Battle of the Tormentors
    May 17, 2021 at 3:27 pm

    This is one of ST’s blogs correct?

  • Surprised she isn't in PJs
    May 17, 2021 at 3:15 pm

    People should be required to have a license or complete parenting classes prior to having children to prove you’re capable of raising a person you intend on releasing into the world. Hot damn people suck.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      May 17, 2021 at 9:28 pm

      The PJs are clean, pressed, and folded in the bureau. You know, just like everyone else’s court clothes.

  • Spider Ivy
    May 17, 2021 at 3:15 pm

    I hate bitches like that twat that threw her drink. Fcking Leftist Karen.

  • I wish I really did go to school with her
    May 17, 2021 at 3:07 pm

    Because if I did, and I recognized this beeyotch, I would gladly paint myself yellow and sing like a canary.

    Woburn Strong forever!

  • juror seven esq.
    May 17, 2021 at 3:00 pm


    • juror seven esq.
      May 17, 2021 at 3:27 pm

      Well the “not the real Juror Seven Esq.” has graced us with another arsine comment. Claiming “firsties” for what? I told you that if you want to post as Juror Seven Esq. try and have a little more class.

      • juror seven esq.
        May 17, 2021 at 4:32 pm

        Please define “arsine comment”…(?)

        • juror seven esq.
          May 17, 2021 at 6:50 pm

          : a colorless flammable extremely poisonous gas AsH3 with an odor like garlic also : a derivative of arsine.

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