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I feel like Turtleboy Sports should start doing a Craig’s Listing of the week blog, because there is some magical stuff on there. Here’s one from possibly the shadiest guy ever in Marlborough:
I am hoping to do all the chores, cleaning, errands for a house shared by all females once a week or once a month. Please see this wiki link why guys love to be a servant in some cases…https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_submission.
I can share rent and pay your utilities if you will help me by allowing me to clean your apartment like a professional cleaning agency or like your maid once a week..on mutually convenient time.. If I can clean for free, that’s awsome..You never pay me..
For you its nothing but giving me a piece of paper with things to be done.. and consider it done ..may be once per week..for 1-2 hours..
I can also help with moving, packing, lifting, mild lawn work, groceries, errands, fixing computers, carpet cleaning, cleaning appliances like a clogged vaccum cleaner or dirty oven..
all cleaning, handyman gigs, clean up after your pets or parties , clean kitchen, bathrooms, dishes, laundry, iorning etc.
Please reply with something about you..I am 30 something professional guy in Marlborough..I earn over 100K, won’t steal or loot..Please talk to your friends who are moving or need cleaning.
I will give references from a girl I work for in Marlborough..you can talk to her..Please think over and talk to your roommates..You can intereview me together somewhere in a cafe..I would love to meet up over a coffee or a drink to get to know each other a bit and you can interview me with your roommates.. Please ask me any questions that you or any roommates have to ask..
How does that sound ladies? Give my friend Marlborough Mike here a phone call if you’re looking to have the shadiest guy in America move into your apartment and pay all your bills. It just comes with the condition that he is your slave while he is living there.
LOL. Come on dude, just come out and say it – you wanna sniff their panties. That’s what this is about right? He wants to have an excuse when you catch him in your bedroom going through your drawers.
I mean, this guy’s not even trying to not act as sketchy as possible. This is one of the two images from his wikipedia link that he wants his new prospective roommates to check out for background check:
What could possibly go wrong? Lots of normal people earning over $100,000 a year volunteer to move in with strange women under the strict condition that they are essentially a maid. That definitely sounds believable. Definitely.
So yea, if you’re a woman living in an apartment with another woman or two, please, set up a meeting with this guy, record it, and send it to Turtleboy. This could be gold.
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