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Shaming Other Moms On Facebook Makes You A Bitch, Not A Better Parent, So Knock It The Fuck Off Already

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Women are bitches. I feel like I’m entitled to say that because I’m a woman, and we reclaimed that shit like black people did with their word. Plus, it’s true. For all the “feminists”, #metoo and “women’s rights” movements out there, if you put a woman in a room full of me there is a no less than 90% chance that she will walk back out totally unscathed. Make that a room full of other women and there’s a 90% chance she’ll walk out consumed with doubt and self loathing. Women are vultures that circle around other’s insecurities and perceived shortcomings.

And the worst example of these are moms on social media. For every one average, sane, realistic woman out there who has fired off a crotch fruit or two and is now just trying to keep them alive, fed, housed and clothed, there are 4 women who suddenly are the hardest working, most nurturing, creative, wonderful mothers who feed their future MENSA, perfectly behaved spawn nothing but home-cooked-gluten-free-all-organic quinoa pancakes for breakfast promptly at 6:15am in spotless kitchens before singing them off to another highly productive wonderful day at just the best school you could ever imagine like Mary fucking Poppins. They’re better than you and they are more than willing to point this out literally anywhere, any time, for any reason, completely unsolicited. Only to help you, of course.

Like this stuck up skinsword swallowing supermom.

 

Who, for some reason only a cunty mom group type drunk on Franzia and judgement in the early afternoon could only understand, decided it wise and productive to straight up slam someone else’s parenting in the comments section of a blog about domestic violence.

Oh yeah, and that “someone” was the domestic violence victim.

Totally cool.

Everyone wants to be the “perfect” mom. After 9 long months of pregnancy and hours of excruciating labor, it is totally natural to gaze upon the tiny, miraculous little life you somehow have just created and do nothing but the absolute best for them, always, with no exception. But that’s not possible, and it’s not even what your kid really needs. Nobody needs to be brought up to insanely unattainable standards. And if you’ve never been hunched over a toilet, yakking your brains out from one too many Tequila shots while frantically pumping and dumping your tit milk, or taken your kids to Taco Bell for dinner at 7pm because you got sucked in to a Marvel movie marathon with your son, or tested how far a laundry basket can pile up like the goddamn Space Needle until it topples, you’re kind of boring and we probably can’t be friends. But, by all means, tell me how great you are, Randa, with your wholesome graffiti covered environment?

 

No way this could just be a Facebook picture! This is a reflection of her PARENTING

 

And after it was explained to her that the child in question is severely disabled, cared for by a single mother who is spread thin on a day-to-day basis, and the pictures were 2 years old, circa right after this chick escaped an abusive relationship, it didn’t matter. Because Randa is flawless, and the rest of you are not.

And of course I chimed in, with my own house, because fuck that needless shaming bullshit. I don’t know what hormones end up short circuiting the brains of some women as soon as they shit out a 7 pound bundle of joy from their birth canals to make them suddenly feel superior to 99% of their gender – but it’s absofuckinglutely horse shit in my opinion.

Melissa is the real MVP!

Honestly, if your house is a mess – welcome to my world. I’m not going to judge you, because if I did my headlines would constantly be, “Some chick I saw on Facebook didn’t sweep her floor and left her beds unmade and has her kids live that way!” It’s entirely petty and stupid, and not worth anyone’s time. If your kid is starving while you’re buying Newport 100s and taking selfies while the kid sits ignored in a rotting diaper – game on. If your house is torn apart because you’re doing the best you can and you are exhausted after a day of working and survival – take a fucking nap. You deserve it. Just lock your doors and put on some good cartoons. Not everyone who has a dirty house is a terrible mom, or we’d all be terrible moms at some point. I would point out, though, that profile pictures with tits out and snapchat filters do tend to have a higher percentage of terrible moms behind them.

Every Christmas my new dad gives mom a pearl necklace!

 

Just saying. But who I am to judge?

If you go out of your way to shit on another human being for having an overflowing laundry basket then I’m going to have to assume that the only time you talk to your shitty boyfriend is the exactly one time a month you peg him in the shower, and it’s starting to make you wonder if your sagging tits really are starting to look like scrambled eggs when you unfurl them from the Wal-Mart brand pushup bra you roll them up into every morning before driving your kids to Headstart and getting to your shift at Dunkin Donuts. Not that King Bottom Bill has ever suggested that to you to get you to drill his ass harder while he calls you “Don Juan”. Your life is perfect, remember? Just keep on keeping on, and maybe this one will actually marry you. If he doesn’t, just find the nearest mom with pictures of her kids eating Easy Mac for dinner, and bash her until the pain quiets down and settles deep within you once again.

And its only ever moms that do this shit, which is absurd. We all (presumably) love our kids, and have at some point fucked something up about their lives, be it big or small, just like our mothers before us. We all are doing the best we can, on a scale that slides from day-to-day. We’re all human, and being responsible for a tiny human is never easy. It’s something that unites us all, and for some reason we’re all such bitches that we feel like screeching our baseless criticism of others from behind a screen somehow makes up for our own shortcomings? Fuck out of here. When I’m on my deathbed, Randa, I can 11000% assure you I will not think to myself “I should have folded the laundry more.” But maybe when you are on yours – you and all the other hyper critical social media super moms – you might think to yourself, “I should have dealt with whatever I was unhappy about with myself more, and shit on strangers less.” Or, maybe you won’t. Either way shaming other mothers doesn’t make you a superior one. It makes you an asshole. Maybe you should take your own advice?

 

But hey, seriously….

35 Comment(s)
  • Get over yourself
    January 10, 2019 at 10:00 am

    It’s very easy to have a spotless home and be the absolute perfect mother, when your children sit at daycare from 6am to 6pm. That basically means your a mother for three to four hours a day.. your so fkn amazing. You spend more time screwing what ever man your making them call daddy that month. To many people know way to much of this “woman’s” background to sit quietly and not say something. She has no room to talk about or to disrespect anyone at all. She is far, far from perfect. Like I said it’s easy to be the best mom, when you never have your children. I think it’s wrong of mother’s to send their children to day care for 12 hours if they aren’t working that day so they can stay home and sleep or go to the beach or whatever else they are doing besides working or being a mother. Ever think maybe you should spend time with them instead of being selfish, and thinking only of the bitch in the mirror? No.. keep putting down mother’s who actually give a shit. Spend some time with your children. Spend their child support on them too, not your nails and your hair. It’s not meant to support you. It’s meant for them. You really should be ashamed of the stuff you said considering the things you have done and the things that you continue to do today.. your not a good mother, the day care center is raising your children for you. so how can you say anything about anyone else at all.

    • Randa’s Tuna
      January 10, 2019 at 11:38 pm

      Goooo On PLEASE. Spill the beans on this fucking Randa cunt. Let’s have a TB follow-up on Randa’s skeletons…please!!

  • Shut up already
    January 9, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    I don’t care about either one of them but why reply to this nonsense? Especially when you’re in the middle of a court case. Wtf. Shut up already. You’re not helping yourself AT ALL.

  • Randa Jism
    January 9, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    Shut up & bend over Jism ez

    • HJY
      January 10, 2019 at 10:15 am

      Are you upset that Jimenez and a few others who know you personally dropped some info about the in perfect Randa? You should follow your own advice and learn to shut up yourself. And to stop throwing stones at others when you live in a glass house. Btw child support is meant for the child. Not for you. You live off the taxpayers in section 8 and barely pay rent. Your rent is less then some people’s comcast bill. And you think your something special. You live better then people who are working two jobs, because of all the handouts you receive. And you have the balls to put other people down. How are you better than this other woman? Because your kitchen floor is cleaner? Ya I know

  • Bull the Bitcher
    January 9, 2019 at 10:42 am

    And now the Democrat Party is hell bent on turning the US Congress into one gigantic Facebook mommy group by electing MORE mouthy clams into office because they’re so much better at getting things done than men.
    Huzzah!

  • Y
    January 9, 2019 at 10:36 am

    Are Randaaaaa and Randalllllll related/one in the same?
    They both suck

  • Meow meow kitty
    January 9, 2019 at 10:02 am

    Jesus Randa seems like such a twat. Right on Bristol, women are just mean. Guys can get all alpha and shit but usually we just joke and laugh. Women, they just get the claws out and start shredding. Not all are like that tho but thanks for calling them out on it.

  • American girl
    January 9, 2019 at 10:01 am

    ” Make that a room full of other women and there’s a 90% chance she’ll walk out consumed with doubt and self loathing. Women are vultures that circle around other’s insecurities and perceived shortcomings.”
    Truer words have never been spoken. That’s why 90% of my friends are men.

  • Richyrich
    January 9, 2019 at 7:59 am

    I’m a neat freak that learned to lay off when I had two daughters, ages 6 and 3, running amok through my 1280SF house. You do your best and learn not to sweat the small shit, it’s either that or drive yourself clinically insane. The best part of the post was your black cat though. Black cats rule!

    • KJDS
      January 9, 2019 at 9:19 am

      I was a neat freak for a long time, too. Now I have a 6 yr old boy, and I’m lucky if the house is clean for 5 minutes a week. I don’t want to even talk about his bedroom!

    • KJDS
      January 9, 2019 at 9:20 am

      Also, that’s a ‘house panther’. 🙂

  • Truth
    January 9, 2019 at 7:27 am

    You got a lot of balls Randa. Did you forget about all the horrible things you have done in your life? You must have forgotten about the many, many, skeletons in your closet. You call this girl a piggy. But if I remember correctly your a little piggy too, actually a big pig. You spread your legs for anything. Notice I didn’t say anyone… I said anything. Cause we both know that it don’t matter what you stick in your rotten snatch. FYI When children grow up they don’t think about how clean the kitchen floor was, they remember things like they’re mother spending time with them, reading to them. Playing dolls with them. Being a parent isn’t always about how clean your floor is. It’s about being a mother not a maid. And her house is no where as dirty as some others I have seen. Not even close. And since I know you personally, I’m willing to bet her floor is a lot cleaner than what’s between your legs. You need to learn to shut your big mouth because this is the pot calling the kettle black. And as much as I am against a man hitting a woman, I know myself and a few others would love nothing more than to see you get what you deserve for constantly running that cock sucker of yours. Grow up. Stop trying to put other women down cause you feel bad about yourself for all the whoring you do. Your a disgusting bitch who thinks her shit don’t stink And I can back up every word of what I just wrote. I know all about you and the things you have done, this story is nothing compared to what TB could write about YOU if they knew what I know about you. So shut up before I give em all the info to help them do it and take a long look in the mirror honey.

  • RJ
    January 9, 2019 at 1:27 am

    Sam Cardin…that name sounds familiar..

  • Paul
    January 8, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    I make the bed every morning after my wife leaves for work. Otherwise she can tell if I jerked off.

  • karen
    January 8, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    She talks about her “new” dad giving her mom a pearl necklace every Christmas. Totally disgusting

  • You're trash
    January 8, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    I’d just like to know why this Melyssa Taylor is always all over everybody’s Facebook page.Im sure I’m not the only one that’s noticed.But seriously she needs to get a fucking life.

  • Tom Blackburn
    January 8, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    Leave the shaming to Turtleboy! They shame all of the worst people already. Blacks, faggots, spicks, porch monkeys, fatsos, trannies, mud sharks, and libtard cucks.

  • Kim FP
    January 8, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    I hate bitches like this who have absolutely NO idea of what its like to have a kid who may have some issues early on in life….my daughter had some health issues and had her top four teeth surgically removed, partially due to bottle rot, partially because they were soft from the constant antibiotics she was on and extremely high fevers she always had. She had multiple surgeries before age 4. (And if you had a sick kid like mine, you let her have the damn bottle!) I was a young mom but not a bad mom. My kids were clean, taken care of, but we always had time for fun. I wasnt so anal and worried about spotless clean that I was afraid to let them have some fun. Jesus, loosen up, Randa. And dont judge people you know nothing about, especially regarding their kids and their situation!

  • Jimenez
    January 8, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Rwanda Mountain doesn’t understand that we can’t compete with her. She’s only on the hook for $200 a month in her section 8 apartment. She gets decent child support from at least one of her bastard kid’s baby daddy that covers her Mazda lease, T-Mobile phone, and Comcast bills. She uses her check from her 20 hours as a Dental Assistant for her hair and nails. Rondo Montana has plenty of time to keep the crib clean with her kids at daycare and after school paid for with vouchers from taxpayers. Rwanda Mountain is ghetto trash.

    • Truth
      January 9, 2019 at 8:25 am

      Amen!!! And to hear her call someone a pig!! Wow she must really forget all the dirty shit she has done and still does. She can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose..

      • Y
        January 9, 2019 at 10:46 am

        Randaaaa is a looker, especially in that tits and crucifix pic, and she can suck start a leaf blower.

  • The Doctor
    January 8, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    I’ve come to the realization that I want 10 more minutes of morning cuddles instead of making the bed and that if my house bothers women like Randa so much, she can come clean it while I spend more quality time with my boys.

  • Bethany Burke Rollins
    January 8, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    Blah, blah, blah all I got from this blog is that Bristols crotch fruit live in a filthy home and are ignored because she’s spending all her time trolling Facebook for a new story.
    I don’t understand how girls like you with a litter of kids from different Dad’s, can’t place a comma properly in a sentence and can barely afford a 2 bedroom in Worcester like to pass judgement on others and call them Snoggleporks, Sufflepigs etc. when that’s yourself in the looking glass.
    Try cleaning your low rent apartment and taking care of your kids.

    • The Doctor
      January 8, 2019 at 7:56 pm

      Move along, Randa.

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      January 8, 2019 at 8:05 pm

      Lol I’m married with 2 kids, live in a 4 bedroom home nowhere near Worcester, that I afford just fine. I like the hatred, though. It just seethes with bitter jealousy. Keep it coming.

      • Bethany Burke Rollins
        January 8, 2019 at 8:36 pm

        It’s not hatred or jealousy Bristol.
        Thank’s for the instant response. I’m happy you pay more attention to your children than the internet.

    • Gramah Bitch
      January 8, 2019 at 11:37 pm

      You missed a couple commas CUNT.

  • Chic fight
    January 8, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    So any women up for a Golden Shower BJ money shot?

    Sorry couldn’t follow the cat fight but her duck face made me horny, me so horny.

  • Tribunals Have Started
    January 8, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    Anyone who doesn’t make their bed every morning has failed at life

    Simple task that sets accomplishment tone for day

    Maga 

  • Big Wick
    January 8, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    Randa… Duck Lips, in that first pic… figures.

    Kudos to Max and Melyssa for defense. And Samantha, keep on the good fight. Lotta riders here pulling for you.

  • RancidRanda StrikesAgain
    January 8, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT….. LOUDER FOR THE ONES IN THE BACK!! My fucking goodness these Perfect Patties and their Perfect Performers. Cunts. If Randa seen my son’s room she would have a major fucking ego boost. Literally has got to be the worst kind of female. She probably freaks when her kid gets dirty and then beats their ass for gettin dem Jordan’s dirty. How fucking dare this rotten cunt.

  • WeAreFukd
    January 8, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    Randa you F’n Bitch. I Would make such a mess of your back.

  • NotAPerfectMom
    January 8, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    This is such a good blog. I find myself getting into this habit sometimes. We really need to cut the shit.

  • Tucker Carlson Face
    January 8, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    If your house isn’t messy are you even a mom though? Maybe Randa can give me some tips on how to keep LOL dolls shoes organized…dumb bitch.

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