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Shane Smith From The Patriots Brawl Was Actually Driving Mommy’s Car From Charlestown 

 

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One more tidbit of information on Shane Smith, the Charlestown chud from the Patriots brawl – he was driving Mom’s car.

Hey Mom, can I borrow your car to go to the Patriots parade? I promise I’ll just go there and back. At most I’ll use the Hyundai to store a spare body.

I don’t have any money for gas though, so can you give me some OCs to sell? Thanks Ma, lova ya.

35 Comment(s)
  • JJ
    February 11, 2019 at 7:44 am

    I was told ole Shane boy was very upset that day. He was upset because he found out, out of all the centola brothers his mommy fucked for crack, pcp & oxy that she ended up getting knocked up by the retarded one Joey. I would be upset too, if I found out during the morning of the Patriots parade that my mom fucked every centola in charlstown for drugs & she ended up getting knocked up by the retarded brother. Poor kid, cut him some slack guys. Hes the son of a retard & a junk box slam pig.

  • beverly guy
    February 11, 2019 at 3:12 am

    I don’t understand why everyone is so riled up about this, the other parties were probably talking loads of shit and got the hands thrown. no weapons or anything from our C town boys just an old fashioned beatdown

  • WeRFuked
    February 7, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    He lives 5-minutes away. He drove his car into Boston on the busiest day in the city’s history.

    Of course he’s an idiot.

  • Wtf
    February 7, 2019 at 11:46 am

    Just when you think it can’t get any worse….

    His mom:

    https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100026895646418

  • Mahky Mahk Ballbag
    February 7, 2019 at 9:11 am

    These two losers, Shane and Connor, look and fight like a couple of angry hog puffers. That wasn’t Goodwill Hunting with Baker Street playing in the background. That was Broke Back repressed homosexuality in a twisted let’s cuddle sort of way. Hey hog puffers, remember me from kindergarten?

  • nick
    February 7, 2019 at 8:48 am

    Look at the address. Housing projects…….trash

  • Mr.? Gabe Murchison
    February 7, 2019 at 8:41 am

    That Hyundai Sonata is like a 7 series BMW in the white trash mecca. Moms must have sucked a lot of dicks to have a fine foreign automobile from this century.

    it’s obvious from her offspring she doesn’t swallow

    Hi Dad!

  • Ben Dover
    February 7, 2019 at 8:16 am

    Shane never leaves his friend’s behind…

  • Joe
    February 7, 2019 at 6:47 am

    These uneducated micks should be in jail. I bet their parents rent to.

    • Amanda B
      February 7, 2019 at 10:23 pm

      You better their parents rent too? As in they don’t OWN their house, they rent it? Uhhh.. is this supposed to be an insult or? You do realize the reason most of us who were born & raised in Boston cant afford to buy houses is because of the the yuppies who took over and pushed us out.. right? We weren’t all born with trust funds and a silver spoon in our mouths, joe. So maybe some of their parents DO rent, they actually spend a ridiculous amount of money to be able to rent an apartment/house in the towns they grew up in. It’s not like we’re just paying in pennies and dimes to rent apartments for our families.

      • whitey privledge
        February 8, 2019 at 8:08 am

        Amanda, you ignorant slut, let me correct you stupid. You are simply repeating all the excuses you heard your parents repeat to justify their failure at life. When they were given access to subsidized housing it was a “leg up” so that they could save for a down payment on a wee house in the burbs. Instead your dumbass mom and drunken father bought cigarettes, beer and cocaine. Skanky hoes like you spend your money at the tattoo parlor and piercing salon. So shut the fuck up and make someone a sandwich you warpig

        • Oh, you didnt know? You either own property OR live in the projects, no inbetweens DuHhH!
          February 8, 2019 at 8:23 am

          Aw, cute, is this what it looks like when a yuppie gets mad? Let ME correct YOU, my parents DID own their house and now my mother STILL owns the house. So no justifications were necessary but I DO rent my apartment and we pay well over 2 grand a month to live here meanwhile I could buy a house & pay less in mortgage out in east bumfuck, MA but why should I have to leave the city I grew up in just to make room for morons like you who have mommy and daddy paying for you to live in the city while you finish college and the 5 years after college that you guys stick around dying to fit in here until you meet a fellow yuppie who you’ll eventually get married to and have kids that you’ll want to raise in your giant house in Bedford or Braintree with a picket fence but by that point rent prices and realty have already been blown up thanks to all of the local business being replaced with Starbucks, boutiques, and juice shops? Unfortunately, you grew up thinking there’s only two options – to 1. Be rich and own a 5 bedroom/3 bathroom house or 2. Be on section 8/live in project housing and live off the government. A 2-3 bedroom house in Charlestown can go for 800k. Naive, tiny dick, and ignorant. You’ve hit the yuppie trifecta. I like how you added “slut” in there so angrily, though. Really getting your point across there, “bruh”.

  • export liberalism and criminals
    February 7, 2019 at 5:39 am

    Round these types up and send them in a Caravan to Mexhico and El Salvador. Where they can set up trailer parks and run their game. Mexhico and the other Latin countries will be begging for a truce.

  • Mike Barnicle
    February 6, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    He’s a good boy, a very good boy.

  • Bob
    February 6, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    Look up address. Housing projects.

  • Shanes' Mommy
    February 6, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    “He’s not a perfect boy but he vacuums his room in my basement once a week….”

    Signed, Shanes’ Mommy

  • Chip Striker
    February 6, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    He looks like an uglier more retarded version of Andrew Luck, if
    that’s even possible.

    White Trash.

  • Rats Nest
    February 6, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    The lizard isn’t going to like this… Heres his company posted online … Insuring chud…

  • Fuck you
    February 6, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    You’re a low life loser, trying to stir shit up in other people’s life to hide the shame you have on yourself for god knows what you did to those kids you were accused of sexually assaulting. Get a life you scum bag

    • Mike
      February 6, 2019 at 8:30 pm

      LOL

      What a little bitch!

    • Chesty Drawers
      February 6, 2019 at 10:31 pm

      Shane or Connor. Don’t want to be Turtleboy-Famous? Then don’t be an asshole. It’s that simple. You’re not awesome. You’re a loser. You’ll never be anything, and you’ll always just be a piece of shit. If you work, it’ll never be anything more than minimum wage. You probably drink so much you can’t get a boner to last very long. You’re just that dumb and ugly and gross and just an asshole! Jesus.

  • Bob
    February 6, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    For real they washed those dudes. C town kids can throwdown

  • Leigha
    February 6, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    White trash like this has no shame. 

  • William Smith's Pride and Joy
    February 6, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Shano has some better quality picts on his dadDy’s profile – William Smith – Charlestown also. In one photo of his sweet lovely boy Shano he writes, “Son shane allways driveing somewere togeather.” First off, we can deduce Shano has a Rhodes Scholar for a dad. We can be sure he is a nice guy. Second, does he know “always driving” usually entails kicking ass and door hopping Purdue Pharma candies? See what happens when you say “can I have a beer” to a West Roxbury dick muncher, you always have to end up punching his face in and trying to fit him under the wheel of momma’s Taurus! Also, what the fuck, did Shano punch the looks out of his momma while he was at it? Does he still live in her basement? My god, shano, couldn’t you just have taken the T?

  • thin the herd
    February 6, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    I hope they all take up evening surfing off Monomoy.

  • Townie trash
    February 6, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    She’s too busy getting railed from behind and blowing lines to care what her kids doing.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    February 6, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Really? Posting this chud’s mother’s name and address? I get that you wanna shame the kid, but I feel that’s going a little too far. What did she do wrong to receive this ridicule?

    • answer
      February 6, 2019 at 5:10 pm

      She birthed the violent little wino.

  • Real
    February 6, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    You are such a Howie Carr wannabe, Turtleboy.

  • Y
    February 6, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Is mom a gubmint employee?

    • YYZ
      February 6, 2019 at 3:24 pm

      That’s GEICO.

      • WeRFuked
        February 6, 2019 at 6:35 pm

        “GOVT EMPLOYEE INS” is Geico?

        • Gecko
          February 6, 2019 at 10:24 pm

          Yes. Government Employee Insurance Co. is what GEICO stands for. 

  • roberti
    February 6, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    What a loser!

    • WeRFuked
      February 7, 2019 at 2:59 pm

      Who knew? Not this dumb F.

      THANKS

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