Of Course The Ringleaders Of The Patriots Parade Brawl Are Named Shane Smith And Connor Sullivan And Of Course They’re From Charlestown


We’re starting to get some names of people featured in yesterday’s rowdy down at the Patriots Super Bowl parade.

Let’s start with the getaway driver who throws the first punch, dog walks the kid who totally deserved to get dog walked, and tosses him under the car.


Does this vokestache look familiar?

Here he is hanging out with bootleg Clay Travis at the club.

Tossing up the white power salute (just kidding, I’m not woke enough to misinterpret an innocent hand gesture).

His name is Shane Smith. Because…of course his name is Shane. And Shane is from Charlestown, which would probably be the first thing you guessed if you saw this picture.

The Quincy of the North. So Charlestown it hurts.

The Northeast Tech grad has a tendency to have some run-ins with the law. Sometimes it’s your run of the mill trespassing charge.

Shane Michael Smith of Charlestown was arrested around 12:52 a.m. on Main Street on a charge of trespassing. 

Other times he’s getting arrested for doing EXACTLY what you assumed he did – selling OC’s.

Woburn Police arrested a Charlestown man after an investigation led them to investigate a possible drug sale at the McDonald’s on Montvale Avenue in Woburn on Monday. Police arrested Shane Michael Smith, 21, of 31 Tibbetts Town Way, Charlestown. Shane was charged with one count of distributing a Class B drug (Oxycodone/Percocet) and one count of possession to distribute a Class B drug (Oxycodone/Percocet).

According to the release Smith was known to Woburn Police to have been conducting the sale of Oxycodone/Percocet in the Woburn area. As part of the investigation police initiated an undercover drug purchase on Smith on Jan. 24. On March 4 police received information about a possible drug sale at the Montvale Avenue McDonald’s. Police set up surveillance and positioned officers in and around the restaurant.

After police identified Smith, who was in a vehicle with three other males, they approached the car and made an arrest. After a search of the vehicle and its occupants they recovered 32 Oxycodone/Percocet tablets. Police also found 1.3 grams of marijuana and an Elite-II replica Beretta BB-gun in the possession of a second male and a M-Tech USA double edged folding knife in the pocket of a third male in the vehicle.

Damn yo! Those kids were lucky he didn’t pop a BB in they ass!!

Then there was the chud in the black hat, black jacket, and ripped red shirt, who threw the first haymaker that connected, and then yelled at one of the idiots who was on the ground to let them know that the plot of island they were standing on officially belonged to the Townie boys now.

Sources tell us this is another one of Charlestown’s finest with a name that would make you think he was born to be an extra on The Departed – Connor Sullivan.

Yup, that’s a match alright.

Still waiting on a few of the others, and that includes the kids who got beat up. If you know who they are, let us know. They are not victims in any way, shape, or form. I don’t really blame Motel Beckham Jr or any of the others for jumping in, because what were they gonna do? Stand there and watch their friend get beat up? I just blame this idiot:

Odds are he’s somewhere in Mansfield right now playing XBox Live.

The only victims are the normal people who expected to go the parade with their families and have a good time, only to be subjected to this white trash exposition. They should all be arrested so a message is sent that this kind of garbage needs to stay in Charlestown where it belongs.



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45 Comment(s)
  • Sole
    February 7, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    You people are scum of the fucking Earth. Leave people’s families out of this. No need to go that low, so you can fuck right off with that. Remember, nothing compares to the skeletons in your closet.

    • Charlestown Salad Tossers and Skinny Jeans Queens
      February 7, 2019 at 5:12 pm

      oohhhh words of wisdom from a scary junkie. Wrong again, section-8 Sal the salad tosser, their skeletons are worse… we don’t even need skeletons we got the video. You might have missed the video evidence, you were probably too busy firing up your meth bowl and throwing back a handful of pain killers wiff yo fotey an listening to Justin Bieber cuz that’s how you roll, full retard 24/7.

      These young men are shit because their families are shit and so is yours. Chip would kick your ass and you would be begging to toss his salad to get on his good side. Better have some thousand island ready.. bitch!

      We know you wanted to be Arron Hernandez’s power bottom and put that screw driver back in your ass handle first as a butt plug like you normally do.

    • missing a sole lmao
      February 11, 2019 at 7:38 am

      Hmmm? So we have no sole in our sneakers. I almost thought you meant we had no eternal soul.. you had me worried for minute! Maybe you should go repent for the sake of your soul.

  • Fuck chil
    February 7, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    Hey chip if any 1 finds out who you are you’ll get a screwdriver through that skull of yours u scum shit

  • Get the shit starters
    February 7, 2019 at 11:59 am

    Motel Beckham- deven senya grafton ma. Get it rolling

  • Frank Rizzo
    February 7, 2019 at 9:35 am

    Connor and Shane both Townies, good to know that they’ve got each others back, you know, the code and shit. That is until they rat each other out, happens to them all eventually. Buncha Fukkin Pukes. Frank Rizzo

  • BucketNutz
    February 7, 2019 at 7:55 am

    In all fairness, TB, I hope you get the IDs of the ‘skinny jean’ boys that got their a**es handed to them as well. They deserve TB infamy just as much.
    The ‘skinny jean’ boys should count themselves as lucky, as the Townies usually travel in packs >3. In addition, they should be thankful they were males; the Townie girls are MUCH tougher!

  • MrSmiley
    February 6, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    I see Charlestown is stil….. Charlestown.

  • Bruce
    February 6, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    Cswizzy74 on Instagram

  • Chip Striker
    February 6, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    Connor Sullivan’s mother could suck a dick like no other back in the day…Don’t believe me Connor? Ask a few of your boys if she still has it.

    • “Chip”
      February 6, 2019 at 9:13 pm

      Good one “Chip” you must just be mad because Connors mother would knock you out, if you’re gonna talk that kind of shit about someone’s mother, don’t use a fake name. Man up

      • Chip Striker
        February 7, 2019 at 12:01 am

        So you do know…Perhaps this explains all this acting out and being violent. All these years you’ve suffered mentally from that cunt mom of yours being a dirty whore…All coming to fruition during what should be a day of celebration…When BPD files the charges, have you’re court appointed lawyer play this card and tell them you are in therapy…Oh, and wear your best pair of sweatpants to court.

      • duh!
        February 7, 2019 at 5:27 am

        “use your real name” says the punk who won’t use their own name… duh!

    • Nancy
      February 8, 2019 at 12:16 pm

      This Is So Wrong! This Comment Needs To Be Erased. This Article Is About A Fight. There’s Absolutely No Need To Make Comments About Anyones Parents Especially Of This Nature.

      • Should have been a REAL mom
        February 11, 2019 at 7:53 am

        Your right Nancy, it is about a fight. People become who they are by the way they are raised. And as sad as it may be, if mom is more concerned with which one of her sons friends she wants to fk or suck that weekend and every other weekend too, the chance of that person growing up to not have displaced anger is pretty unlikely. We all have that one friend who’s mom is that way. It sucks for those kids, but obviously that’s the last person the “mother” ever thinks about. So like any other comment on here, like it or not, you can’t just ask for it to be removed. Think of the point of the comment. Maybe if that wasn’t the way the person grew up, maybe they wouldn’t be that way today but we will never know.

  • Angel Dust
    February 6, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    I’m pleasantly surprised. I didn’t realize Charlestown still had white scumbags aside from a few scattered throughout the projects. I wonder if any of them could hook me up with some Angel Dust? I haven’t dieseled since late 90’s, but remember enjoying it after I was done crying. I wonder if these jokers are planning an armored car heist on a truck full of dimes and nickels like their toothless fathers? 

    • Ronnie Jamieson
      February 6, 2019 at 8:55 pm

      7 on 3 fight, but they’re the scumbags cause they knocked out the goofballs in the gronk jerseys who started the fight. Shows how tough the people commenting are talking shit about the kids families.

      • Big Mouf
        February 7, 2019 at 2:22 am

        7 on 3? Those fags had skinny jeans on, and Ubered to the parade. They learned how to fight from playing Fortnite. The human speed bump under the car had just texted “Love you more” to his Mom before the fight. They were lambs vs. wolves. The Townie trash are on their third and fourth felonies for intent to distribute, elder abuse, and cruelty to animals. It was a study in socioeconomics.

    • I can dream can't I
      February 7, 2019 at 5:24 am

      Praying they do the armored car job and the driver and guard are both well adjusted veterans who engage in “shooting sports”.

      5 dead hood boogers, with head shots through their scary halloween masks. 2 guards without a scratch on them who had a nice break in their usual routine and were able to network with members of law enforcement… a good day for everyone! 🙂

  • JoeMomma
    February 6, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    That’s not a white power salute, that’s just saying he takes it up the ass.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 6, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    Looks like the rich boys from the suburbs got their asses handed to them.

    • White Trash Stupid
      February 7, 2019 at 5:16 am


      Only thing rich about all this is the thought process that drunk public fighting at a parade proves you are anything other than a criminal and worthless drunk who will be begging for a new liver from your residence at Cedar Junction by age 33.

      Good riddance vermin.

  • Willie Fistegash
    February 6, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Anyone who takes their family to a championship parade on a Tuesday morning for wholesome family time is a fucking retard. Most higher functioning adults are at work not wanting to waste vacation/sick days standing around with college and high school kids. Let the kids fight in peace it’s better than watching them protest.

    • Self Purge
      February 7, 2019 at 5:08 am

      better yet, hand out knives and bath salts.

      Hold another “championship parade” next weekend these alcoholic drug addicts won’t know the difference or care, they will all show up. Another chance to publicly drink wearing urine stained sweat pants is irresistible.

  • Hypocrite
    February 6, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    Didn’t the founder of turtle boy have to resign from his job over a sexual assault accusation because he thought an an investigation would have proven he was guilty? Yet here he is calling kids who got into a fight pieces of trash. HA HA HA !!!!!!!

    • Shane and Connor’s Fungus Grundle
      February 6, 2019 at 10:20 pm

      Well well well. Looks like we have a newbie. Noobs always post that factoid proudly as if it’s new information to Turtle-riders. Sorry you’re Turtleboy Famous now. But you deserve it. Maybe you can use the fame to get some sympathy poon! 

  • Masshole Resume Enhancer
    February 6, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    Inferior genetics on display, all humans are not equal. Some humans watched the parade sober and returned to a peaceful home without brain injuries or pending criminal charges.

    Gosh maybe it’s all racism or socio-economic injustice.. then again maybe it is stupid people doing stupid things. You know these alcoholic punks are proud of this and the attention. Surprised they didn’t post the videos themselves.

  • Scumbag
    February 6, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Why don’t you put your personal information and address on here You fucking scumbag

    • ElJefe72
      February 6, 2019 at 4:49 pm

      Oh, another badass! Will you do me next?!?

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 6, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    FBI: 169 arrested in metro Atlanta Super Bowl sex trafficking sting, several children recovered Nine children were recovered as part of the sting targeting metro Atlanta during Super Bowl LIII, the FBI announced.

    Hey TB…Time to post how wrong you were. (If you have any scruples whatsoever.)

    • mrme
      February 6, 2019 at 5:29 pm

      Hey ass wipe…try listening to the entire news clip…your facks are a bit off. Dumb fuck.

  • Alexandria Occasionally Conscious
    February 6, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    If governor Northam thinks that abortion after birth is a good idea then why not keep on going right up through adulthood and get rid of assholes like these douche bags.

  • Declan Buttafuoco
    February 6, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    What is it with the adult males throughout this area who dress like they’re perpetually 11 years old? Grow up and start dressing like an adult for God’s sake, maybe people will take you seriously for a change.

    • AmandaB
      February 6, 2019 at 6:29 pm

      Do you wear a suit & tie to a parade? They’re wearing sweats and hoodies.. for a parade.. hey guys, come apologize for not wearing your Sunday best to the patriots parade, this guy over here is offended. I’m wondering if this is what that yuppie was yelling back to them about too. “How dare you wear sweat pants to the parade, you trash!”. You’re an idiot, buttfuck.

      • Charlestown Jokers
        February 7, 2019 at 5:35 am

        Wait, so you’re saying it’s dirty sweat pants and dirty t-shirts or a suit and tie? No in-between in your world… huh.

        Ok I get it, your old man dressed 6.5 days a week in a wife beater, dirty sweats and a bowling jacket. Sunday morning he wore a second hand suit and tie to go to church and shit. Then disappeared half way through services to smoke butts in parking lot with the other “fathers”.

        • This just in: sweatpants now punishable by the full extent of the yuppie law
          February 7, 2019 at 10:40 pm

          Not so much. My dad wore his correction officers uniform 6 days a week and his dad sneakers with sweatpants and a freebie tee the other day because he was a 51 year old man. WAS a 51 year old man, he passed, so no, dipshit. Second of all.. what’s the in between? A button up and khakis Or dad jeans and some new balance sneakers? If you’re wearing skinny jeans with a pair of full on gym kicks there’s a good chance you’d be the new born gazelle in the fight who couldn’t take the hint that kids who wear skinny jeans with gym kicks shouldn’t try to fight… uh, anyone. You do know you can buy expensive sweats, don’t you? I don’t see anybody wearing those expensive sweats at the gym so where are they wearing them? Or do you just wear your khaki cargos, boat shoes, and button down plaid shirts to the gym too?

          • Top of the Morning to Ya
            February 8, 2019 at 5:23 am

            Let me start off my apologizing. I didn’t know you had lost your father at such a young age and I have no idea what it has to do with this other than you do admit to him wearing dirty sweats, tragic just the same. Other than that the phrase “gym kicks” qualifies you as a ghetto queen getting your vitamin D by suppository. I would like to give it a go if your backside is ever feeling empty. I go by AJ just contact the Governors office they know who I am.

            I wear boat shoes, button down shirts and fashionable slacks while strolling around C Town and Southie and beating the living shit out of anyone I like including your beau or brother or whoever. I have a masters degree in social work from BU and I’m better than you and your ghetto framily, I will always be better than you so don’t forget it. But you sound feisty and I could use a side piece who does the Vitamin D Colon Cleanse.

            I’m serious about being sorry for losing your dad so young it obviously adversely affected your brain and about the vitamin D suppository I’m willing to donate to your intestinal well being.

          • Amanda b
            February 8, 2019 at 8:07 am

            Haha so you’re saying YOU walk around southie and Charlestown “bearing anyone up” that you’d like to? 1. Stop it, no you don’t, you’ve never even thrown your hands at a punching bag never mind a person. 2. Ghetto queen? Being from the inner city does not automatically qualify you as being ghetto, nor does calling a certain type of.sneakers “gym kicks”. That’s so seeet of your mom and dad to pay for your college education. The rest of us did that ourselves. I’m definitely not lacking in the brain department. I’m in the dental field and going back to get a better degree so your lack of creativity is boring, maybe try insulting me on more than lame assumptions about non-yuppies. I know, the only thing you “know” about people who are actually from the city is what you keep saying.. the sweatpants, our education, our families, and that we’re trash who fight everywhere we go yet you felt the need to mention being able to fight my “beau or brother”. I guess REAL class & grace come from rich kids with small dicks who got an easier start in life because mommy was a stay at home pocket pussy for daddy who called nightly from the office to say he was going to miss dinner when In all reality he was getting fucked by some barely legal male prostitutes at the Sheraton BUT they had plenty of money to spare on putting your scrawny weasel ass in the best private schools on the south shore.

    • Dusty Mop
      February 6, 2019 at 6:40 pm

      I’m guilty of this. I dress in track suits with clean kicks like a jackass when I’m outside of work. Feels like a comfortable uniform. It’s a hold over from when Boston and surrounding were white, urban, and working class. You’ll see a similar style in poor, white neighborhoods in Ireland, Scotland (Cuckolds), and England (wankers). I deserve to be mocked, but it’s comfortable.

    • Not happening
      February 11, 2019 at 8:10 am

      Lmao!!! My son is 17 and refuses to wear skinny jeans. He said I’m sorry, I just can’t wear them. I feel like I’m on display and smuggling a sausage into school!!

  • Milf Assessor
    February 6, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    All these tough guys are no match for Weymouth John


  • z
    February 6, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    All I can hear in my head is “Jump Around” by House of Pain reading this stuff.

  • Fuck you
    February 6, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    You’re a fucking snitch I wish you got your head punched in that day too.

    • ElJefe72
      February 6, 2019 at 4:46 pm

      You’re such a badass! Do me please!!

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