We’re starting to get some names of people featured in yesterday’s rowdy down at the Patriots Super Bowl parade.
Let’s start with the getaway driver who throws the first punch, dog walks the kid who totally deserved to get dog walked, and tosses him under the car.
Does this vokestache look familiar?
Here he is hanging out with bootleg Clay Travis at the club.
Tossing up the white power salute (just kidding, I’m not woke enough to misinterpret an innocent hand gesture).
His name is Shane Smith. Because…of course his name is Shane. And Shane is from Charlestown, which would probably be the first thing you guessed if you saw this picture.
The Quincy of the North. So Charlestown it hurts.
The Northeast Tech grad has a tendency to have some run-ins with the law. Sometimes it’s your run of the mill trespassing charge.
Shane Michael Smith of Charlestown was arrested around 12:52 a.m. on Main Street on a charge of trespassing.
Other times he’s getting arrested for doing EXACTLY what you assumed he did – selling OC’s.
Woburn Police arrested a Charlestown man after an investigation led them to investigate a possible drug sale at the McDonald’s on Montvale Avenue in Woburn on Monday. Police arrested Shane Michael Smith, 21, of 31 Tibbetts Town Way, Charlestown. Shane was charged with one count of distributing a Class B drug (Oxycodone/Percocet) and one count of possession to distribute a Class B drug (Oxycodone/Percocet).
According to the release Smith was known to Woburn Police to have been conducting the sale of Oxycodone/Percocet in the Woburn area. As part of the investigation police initiated an undercover drug purchase on Smith on Jan. 24. On March 4 police received information about a possible drug sale at the Montvale Avenue McDonald’s. Police set up surveillance and positioned officers in and around the restaurant.
After police identified Smith, who was in a vehicle with three other males, they approached the car and made an arrest. After a search of the vehicle and its occupants they recovered 32 Oxycodone/Percocet tablets. Police also found 1.3 grams of marijuana and an Elite-II replica Beretta BB-gun in the possession of a second male and a M-Tech USA double edged folding knife in the pocket of a third male in the vehicle.
Damn yo! Those kids were lucky he didn’t pop a BB in they ass!!
Then there was the chud in the black hat, black jacket, and ripped red shirt, who threw the first haymaker that connected, and then yelled at one of the idiots who was on the ground to let them know that the plot of island they were standing on officially belonged to the Townie boys now.
Sources tell us this is another one of Charlestown’s finest with a name that would make you think he was born to be an extra on The Departed – Connor Sullivan.
Yup, that’s a match alright.
Still waiting on a few of the others, and that includes the kids who got beat up. If you know who they are, let us know. They are not victims in any way, shape, or form. I don’t really blame Motel Beckham Jr or any of the others for jumping in, because what were they gonna do? Stand there and watch their friend get beat up? I just blame this idiot:
Odds are he’s somewhere in Mansfield right now playing XBox Live.
The only victims are the normal people who expected to go the parade with their families and have a good time, only to be subjected to this white trash exposition. They should all be arrested so a message is sent that this kind of garbage needs to stay in Charlestown where it belongs.
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