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Sharon Teacher Says She Doesn’t Wanna Go Back To School Or Send Crotch Fruits To School Because She’s Afraid Of Commie Cold But Had No Problem Sending Them To Hockey Tournaments All Over New England

 

The Sharon School Committee voted for their public schools to reopen with a hybrid model in August, but teachers refused to go back in an act of defiance, citing air quality and health issues. The teachers later admitted this was a violation of the law and was basically an illegal strike, so they caved a couple weeks ago. This proved once again that if you tell teachers that if they don’t show up to work in the buildings with kids then they won’t get paid, and they will suddenly get over their fears and return. Because they are children and should not be treated as rational adults.

This is Kristen Phinney from Avon, a first grade teacher in Sharon and a high ranking member of the teacher’s union.

The Sharon teachers sent out this insane fear mongering letter in August filled with misinformation and outright lies, explaining why they don’t wanna go back to work. Read the end.

“It is extremely inequitable to tell children who have already lived in fear of their little brother dying.”

A grand total of ZERO human beings under the age of 20 have died from commie cold in Massachusetts. It is nearly impossible for your child to die from the rona. I highly doubt a single child in Sharon was worried about their little brother dying from it, but if they were then it was a direct result of baseless fear mongering from selfish adults like these teachers, and their parents should get a visit from the DCF Fairy for allowing them to endure this mental abuse.

“Remote learning is the only option.”

Actually, another option is just returning to school without masks or social distancing, much like they did in Sweden where herd immunity has basically eliminated commie cold in the country. Or you could return with the masks and reasonable precautions. Either way, kids don’t die from commie cold so there’s definitely other options than not going to school. And since remote learning is quite literally child abuse it shouldn’t be considered an option at all.

Yet this same woman who is too petrified of a virus to go to work and do her job properly had no problem sending her own crotch fruits to play in indoor ice hockey tournaments when they were still banned in MA, and signed them up for a 5 week indoor ice hockey camp while advocating that tournaments be allowed to return to MA for her kids’ sport only.

Question – did Kristen check the air quality in the arena before going in and allowing her kids to? Seems like every teacher is an HVAC expert now and they’d never step in a building that hasn’t been approved by a fellow HVAC expert.

But those kids are siblings right? So it’s OK for them to mix together like this. Except she posted a picture of her daughter and a non-family member friend in a hotel room in New Hampshire for one of the tournaments.

According to Kristen this was all OK because “we can’t hide forever.”

But we can keep schools closed indefinitely as we literally hide from a virus that has no shot whatsoever of killing a child.

Kristen lives in Avon, which apparently is doing a hybrid model. However, kids there have the option of doing fully remote, it’s just done on an online platform instead of with their teachers and friends. Kristen says she feels “forced” to send her kids back to school as a result.

If we’re showing pictures of kids I’d love to share some videos of my 5 year old crying in front of a computer screen and asking me why she can’t go to school and make friends. But yea, I feel really bad for the fact that you’re using your kid as a prop to avoid doing the job the taxpayers pay you to do.

The real reason she doesn’t wanna go to school is because she doesn’t wanna figure out who’s watching the kids on the days they don’t go into school. I get that, which is why Governor Baker should simply mandate that all public schools open fully immediately. He did it with businesses by snapping his fingers, I assure you he can do it with the schools too. Regardless, she CHOSE to have her kids do remote instead of sending them back to school, so any anxiety her crotch fruit has is 100% her fault. Maybe if they turned his classroom into a hockey arena she’d feel more comfortable.

She also doesn’t wanna go back because it’s gonna be 90 degrees in October and she’ll have to wear a mask. Plus, she knows other families where the kids not only got commie cold, they got sick from it too.

She is quite literally making that up. She’s just flat out lying. She doesn’t know ANYONE whose kid got sick from commie cold. She’s just a lazy hypocrite who enjoys working from home, doesn’t like commuting from Avon to Sharon, and thinks that everyone else’s kids should be deprived from participating in things they love while her kids carry on like business as usual.

People like this are evil. We trusted them with our children assuming they’d look out for their best interests. Instead they only look out for themselves.

 

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75 Comment(s)
  • Joe Biden’s angry wife
    September 30, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    Of course she wants to sit on her ass. Living the life (which includes Cheetos and twinkies) while everyone else had to work and scramble because she doesn’t want to go to work, but gets to shop her kids off. Hypocrisy at its best. I wouldn’t want that loser teaching my kids.

  • FIRE them, and cut my property taxes
    September 29, 2020 at 11:48 am

    There are inherent risks in EVERY job. Night clerks at convenience stores risk their lives for minimum wage. Auto mechanics get crushed by cars, bus drivers/accidents, etc etc

    Suit up and get to work.

    Teachers are disgusting greedy COWARDS

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    September 29, 2020 at 10:22 am

    There shall not be a return until all the ballots are harvested and Biden is declared winner!

  • TB Sports is my daily newspaper
    September 29, 2020 at 9:10 am

    Read the headline. Looked at the pictures. Went straight to the comments…

  • Observer X
    Westerly
    September 29, 2020 at 9:07 am

    Let’s not focus on the ad hominen attacks (her face/body). Let’s just focus on the fact that she’s a phony and a fraud

  • Shamu
    September 29, 2020 at 8:59 am

    Hey, i thought sea world ended the shamu shows? This bitch needs to get back to Orlando stat.. fat useless fuck hasn’t missed a meal or a check since March. Fuck you bitch, get your fat lazy ass back to school.

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    September 29, 2020 at 8:45 am

    This creature blond fat fuck what the fuck- doesn’t she look like that SNL sketch where Chris Farley crossed dressed? Do you guys know what I’m talking about?

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    September 29, 2020 at 8:05 am

    With a face like that, she should be playing goalie without a mask. Double whammy, she’s a gross fatty, too.

  • Ron Jeremy
    September 29, 2020 at 7:58 am

    She has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    September 29, 2020 at 7:23 am

    This broad looks like shes about to freeze Han Solo in carbonite.

  • 10 inches short from having a foot long wiener
    September 29, 2020 at 6:58 am

    The back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs

  • Joe Mama
    September 29, 2020 at 6:54 am

    I unfortunately once banged this heffalump. After sex I rolled over twice and I was still laying on top of this fat bitch

  • Kristen Phinney‘s Husband
    September 29, 2020 at 6:49 am

    After we make sweet, sweet cow bell music, she doesn’t smoke a cigarette, she smokes a turkey.

  • Fat Joke
    September 29, 2020 at 6:43 am

    What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?

    Optimistic

  • Do The Reich Thing
    September 28, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    Double Chin Debbie is the perfect example of the hubris these assholes have. You need to stay home! You can’t send your kids to school, its not safe. My hastag is trending, not til its safe. And then is out taking pictures around the state because why? Nothing will happen to her! She knows enough of these fucks out there are going to have her back. Just enough of them to keep us from living our lives.

  • Sir Francis Smoked Bacon
    September 28, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    Trough pig goes whole hog for her own porcine priorities…

  • Hu Fartted
    Hu Fartted
    September 28, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    These parents need to start gathering at city hall and outside the superintendent’s house and get these lazy ass teachers back to work. It’s quite clear that this about reinventing the teaching job to a 15 hour work week.

  • Man of Few Words
    September 28, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    Two-faced lying lard ass gash.

  • Desperate
    September 28, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    Any guy that fucks this fat slob must have a grudge against his own pecker. That is one nasty fat bitch. Ugly inside and out. Zero redeeming qualities. Guys. RUN! FAST!

  • FUPA
    September 28, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    Bet this flat slob has one hell of a FUPA. Fat Upper Pussy Area. Probably have to roll her in flour to find a wet spot.

    • The Baker
      September 29, 2020 at 2:48 am

      Give it 2 days, scrape it out and make yourself a loaf of sourdough.

  • Miss Piggy
    September 28, 2020 at 8:15 pm

    I like curvy women but damn. Tell me this women doesn’t look like Miss Piggy. Fuck.

    Another overpaid useless lazy fat slob liberal. All funded by working peoples tax dollars.

    DEFUND TEACHERS!

  • tuuka
    September 28, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    Think of the poor hubby. How could you? Pretty sure there is an Adams apple under the chins. I could see 1 booze filled night of bad decisions but how could he have 2 nights. Smarten up, dad. Must be successful. After the grocery bills how do they have $$ for hockey camps. The outside picture w the glasses and necklace gave me a little tinkle in my knitters. Screw the kids, Orca. Pass me another twinkie.

  • Moe Wanchuck
    September 28, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    Ahhhh.. Avon, also known as little Southie. Three Selectman and three liquor licenses. A DMZ between Brockton and Randolph. Not many Southern Canadiens within it’s borders. Heavy drinkers and good golfers in that town, along with some of the areas best hockey players. One of the last safe spaces on the south shore.

  • Judge dread
    September 28, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    This is exactly what I have been talking about re:teachers and teachers unions. FIRE THEM ALL. Bunch of lazy, ugly dick suckers.

    • Blowjobs?
      September 28, 2020 at 8:43 pm

      There is no evidence that Tbilisi fat slob sucks cock. She is probably some feminist liberal cunt who refuses to give head. Her husband prolly has to masterbate for the majority of his orgasms.

  • Done with this shit
    September 28, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    Hey! Here’s an idea!
    Instead of teaching my children, why don’t you sit at home, do a fraction of your job description, and we’ll still pay you, because you are what’s important in your fantasy land. We totally understand that you need to still be out in public doing things you want to do.
    SAID NO ONE EVER

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    September 28, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    What a cunt !

  • GO CHICAGO BOONS GO
    September 28, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    Nine primated were murdered in Chicago over the weekend and more than 50 primates were injured in shootings, police said.

    The Chicago Police Department said the deaths and injuries occurred from 6 p.m. on Friday through 11:59 p.m. Sunday.

    Murders this year are already higher than they were during the same time in 2016 – Chicago’s most violent year in recent memory. Overall, shootings and murders are up 50 percent compared to last year, according to the police department.

    Through Sept. 20, police have recorded 560 murders in 2020 compared to 374 murders during the same time in 2019.

    If the boons were any good, they would shoot for 1,000 kills but these pathetic savsges cant even sustsin a 20% kill ratio on a condistent basis. The shaqs of shooting. I am disgusted with the boons for such a poor performance. Come on boons. Show us how little your lives matter and get to 1000.

    • Captain Trips
      Say No to Nogs
      September 28, 2020 at 6:30 pm

      That’s why I chuckle when I see a BLM yard sign. If black lives don’t matter to blacks, then they sure as hell don’t matter to me.

    • Judge dread
      September 29, 2020 at 6:28 am

      I saw this great photoshop of Stalin holding up a paper that says “NO LIVES MATTER”. Couldn’t have been done any better using a mass murderer who killed 20 million people.

      Turtle riders over the years have probably seen this tshirt that shows hitler, mao, and stalin pictures and says “MASS MURDERERS AGREE GUN CONTROL WORKS”

      lol

  • Mastiff squint
    September 28, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    She does look like she ate more first graders than covid will ever kill. MTA needs to be disbanded.
    Fire the teachers enmass. The ones who want to teach can.
    Free Hong Kong!
    BLM CAN Sodimize Baker and McGovern!

  • Tony
    September 28, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    When Kristen hauls ass…she gotta make two trips!

  • Dwight schrute
    September 28, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    Oh dear Lord she looks like a glamed up mama June

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    September 28, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    Jesus, what a whale. She has more chins than a chinese phonebook

  • AngryTaxpayer
    September 28, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    Another public school hack. Baker “allowed” businesses to open and they did because that’s capitalism. The only things still closed are government agencies—public schools, the local town hall, the DMV. It’s unbelievable that this is going on. We should get rebates on our taxes but the Liberals are already looking for more “revenue”! What the hell…!

  • Boe Jiden
    What a load of shit....
    September 28, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    On so many levels. One understands enough to allow one’s own progeny to play contact sports among other semen demons but yet one is not willing to educate said walking crotch dumps in a classroom?!
    Enough is enough! 99.998 percent of sex prizes under the age of 18 perish from Wuhan cold. That is what it is to folks under 50. A cold with more than 75% of people under the age of 50 present asymptomatic. Hence, the term “cases”. These “cases” are currently shutting down College Campuses with little to no illness.
    One can only hope public educators get their comeuppance.
    Defund Public Education!
    It will happen either way next fiscal year as tax revenue falls.
    Hypocritical idiocy.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 28, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    Holy pot-bellied pig Batman! Put some mash in the trough!

  • Jim Bob
    September 28, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Jeez, she’s got two young kids, no need to beat her up about her appearance. I’m all in though for calling her a hypocrite who is directly hurting other young kids with her school antics.

    • Eddie
      September 28, 2020 at 6:04 pm

      Fuck off Jim Bob

    • Boe Jiden
      @Jim Bob
      September 28, 2020 at 6:24 pm

      She’s overweight, she’s obese, she’s fucking fat Jim Bob. She’s right in your wheel house… Jim Bob.
      I say so with utmost confidence that a fella named Jim Bob may well be in her wheel house as well.
      Stop crushing on this beached walrus.
      She’s so fat that every time they hang her picture on the wall it falls down.

    • He right
      September 28, 2020 at 9:37 pm

      Agreed

  • Chimney the walrus
    September 28, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    “You look like a haystack with a face.”….GOLD. That’s fucking gold right there.

  • jim nabors
    September 28, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    Count it.

  • North of the Border
    September 28, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    YOU!!! GET IN MAH BELLAH!!!

    And 1st Grade tribe? I’m surprised some Karen hasn’t put her on blast for disrespecting Native Americans.

    I’m sick of these fuckers and their hypocrisy. Either get your fat asses back in the classroom or quit. Either way, I don’t give a shit anymore. If most of us in the private sector AND public sector can go to work, so can you Little Diabeetus.

  • Chubbie
    September 28, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    Fatty McFatagain could use a 80′ room to start sweating out all of those ding dong’s. Looks like the teachers of Massachusetts are not using the food banks to get by. Hagzilla.

  • Tony
    September 28, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    Kristen Phinney is so fat that her blood type is Ragu.

    • Ray Patriarca
      Pauley Walnuts
      September 28, 2020 at 5:50 pm

      She’s so fat, she might tip Sharon over !

      • GiGi
        September 28, 2020 at 6:05 pm

        Two guys could fuck her at the same time, and still never meet!

        • Ralphie
          September 29, 2020 at 5:04 am

          She had an 85 pound mole removed from her ass.

          • Johnny S
            September 29, 2020 at 3:25 pm

            The implication being that her ass is so big, she could have a mole that sized removed from it.

  • hartf811
    Beverly Farms
    September 28, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Chicklet teeth = Jack ‘O Lantern.
    “Fat added”

    • North of the Border
      September 28, 2020 at 4:56 pm

      Bitch is so fat her spirit animal is fried chicken.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondlberg
        September 29, 2020 at 4:19 am

        Hate to say it, but I laughed audibly at THIS one.

  • Orion
    September 28, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    What’s up with the plague of selfish, cold-hearted, hypocritical teachers? Do they not realize the story their social media oversharing tells?

  • Woodsie
    September 28, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    Why do the crazies with guns shoot up crowds and kids when almost every elected official could use a head venting.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    September 28, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    “Oooooh….Hide the sweets, here comes Kristen”

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    September 28, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    Obese, ugly useless piece of shift. Hockey moms are huge assholes

  • Truth
    September 28, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    The bottom line is if you like working from home, get a new job other than being a teacher!!! Stop trying to blame a virus that does not make children sick!!! Fucking useless twat

  • hartf811
    Georgy Malenkov
    September 28, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Stupid fat hockey moms are ….THE WORST>

  • Hypocrites
    September 28, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    It’s time they admit it’s purely political

  • Calm WhiteDad
    AngryWhiteDad
    September 28, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    You cannot be taken seriously when you are screaming about health concerns and you can’t maintain a respectable number of rolls.

    She’s not going to make it to 55. “Heart complications”.

    • Putin
      September 29, 2020 at 5:19 am

      Sell that house yet?

      • Calm WhiteDad
        AngryWhiteDad
        September 29, 2020 at 6:59 am

        8 more days comrade.

  • Chip Striker
    September 28, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    Not sure what he has more of, lies or chins.

  • Sony Michel
    September 28, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    Damn! I don’t have that extra gear…But that G pulling on the sweep would have helped me take it to the House!

  • All the Karens in Holden
    September 28, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    Abolish the MTA; we can lower our tax burdens and improve our educational system all in one fell swoop.

    Finally, a ‘defund’ movement I can get behind.

  • Squeak Scolari
    September 28, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    Just look at her. She’s got the cutest little upturned nose, the softest lips.
    The sweetest adams apple.

  • Withdrawls
    September 28, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    I’m missing the ratchets something fierce. Please, for the love of God, somebody – anybody – put on a flat brimmed Bulls hat and do something felonious.

  • New boot goofin'
    September 28, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    That fat fuck should be way more concerned with her double chin and FUPA. Fucking cunt.

  • Perplexed Pete
    September 28, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    Why are public servants morbidly obese far more often than not?

    I mean, sweet Deus, baby. If you’re that concerned about your health, perhaps take a gander at a full-length mirror? You look like a haystack with a face. That’s not a good look for a human being.

  • Joe Jim Crow Biden
    September 28, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    Remember being in first grade and having your first crush on the teacher???? Doesn’t happen with this horror head.

  • Spider Lips13
    Spider Lips
    September 28, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    If that swing is racist than her shirt is beyond racist.

    First Grade Tribe with an arrow through it…does that insinuate that Indians are murderers?

  • Spider Lips13
    Spider Lips
    September 28, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    I’m more afraid she would eat the children!!!
    You have no idea how many hockey parents I know that are also teachers, can’t go back to school but their kids are in rinks 5 to 6 times a week, fall baseball and flag football.
    THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! Such bullshit!!!

    • Spidey Sense
      September 28, 2020 at 5:48 pm

      Just how many 1st graders must one eat to achieve these proportions?

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