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Shelburne Falls Incest Incels Go Grocery Shopping In Greenfield Shitfaced, Leave Dog In Hot Car, Yell Racial Slurs At Strangers In Front Of Toddler


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40 Comment(s)
  • Abe Froman
    Abe Froman
    August 23, 2021 at 12:24 pm

    Tweek Wagon Raceway!

  • D.B Cooper
    August 10, 2021 at 5:43 pm

    Liberal cunt checklist

    Nose ring. Check

    Shitty tattoo. Check

    Suburu. Checks
    The only thing this leftist cunt is missing is the dyed hair. Fucking hypocritical douch.
    BTW, masks work better when pulled down.

    • Johnboy Walton
      August 16, 2021 at 8:23 pm

      A sun dress has never looked worse……filthy narco stinkpig millenial.

  • Liberal Dogooders Suck Ass
    August 10, 2021 at 4:05 pm

    Regardless of what the trophy history is of the dog’s owners, the liberal cunt and cuck who “helped” the dog went beyond what was necessary. I hope they choose to do that again and both get rewarded with bloody lips and a few less teeth. Fuck you both!

    • Dr. Ed
      August 10, 2021 at 5:40 pm

      Forget that, I personally know people who would have pulled out a shotgun from the back seat and discharged it. Maybe only bird shot, maybe buckshot, and maybe they wouldn’t even bother to check before firing.

      Above and beyond that, it’s “breaking and entering” to go into someone else’s vehicle, and tattoogirl would be well within her rights to file a private criminal complaint. At the very least, that means that the do-gooders would lose a few days of work having to show up in court.

      Discretion is the better part of valor, and the far more noble thing is to call the police and let them deal with it.

    • Satan
      September 17, 2021 at 12:29 am

      You’ve been censored because this is all complete bullshit and your a troll.
      Btws ……. I know where you live …..

  • Dis be Ray's brotha yo
    August 10, 2021 at 10:39 am

    Is it just me or does anyone else notice that the people who cry about animal welfare. are the same people who have absolutely no problem with killing babies in the womb?

    These people go absolutely fucking insane over other people leaving their dogs in cars but jump for joy and do
    celebratory backflips every time another baby is aborted.

    I honestly doubt that these people actually care for the animals. The only thing I think they care for is the likes from social media after they make a look at me, look at me, I’m one of the good ones, I saved a dog today, social media post.

    I dont see these people make a huge stink over aborted babies or the prevelancy of aborted babies in the black community. But black lives also supposedly matter to these same people. Yeah, no!

    I used to be strongly against abortion in my younger years. Now a few years later (still young) I see and realize that the people who have and cheer for abortions. are the same people who want to ruin this country. Basically what I’m saying is. I was against abortion a few years ago. Now I realize that the same people who have abortions and celebrate abortion are all leftists. So now I’m not against abortion any more. The more lefty’s who have abortions the better. They are saving this world in their own little way so let them have at it. They should make an abortion rewards card. It’s not like some of them are on their first go round at unplanned parenthood any way..

    All lefty woman should have abortions all of them. They should all lay down on the exam table with their feet in the stirrups and a vacuum shoved up their penises and have abortions in solidarity to fight the patriarchy. It will also fix all this rayssista and whyte superspreaderism they always cry about.

  • Harry Callahan
    August 10, 2021 at 9:48 am

    My dog, my choice.

    • OnlySmartGuyHere
      August 11, 2021 at 11:13 am

      A fetus is not a baby — not medically, not scientifically, not morally. Just in the limited minds of morons like you.

      • yeah you so smart
        August 11, 2021 at 2:27 pm

        O ok smart guy what is a fetus then?

        Funny how all the abortion advocates out there have already been queef sharted out their KUNT mothers dirty bottomless stinky wizard sleeve fuck hole.

        O and whenever someone says they are the smartest around. It always, always, always means they are born with an extra chromosome!

        Prove me wrong you cant!

        Just another retarded liberal who thinks they are smart. who wants to talk about science but believes in covid, masks and vaxxers shots.

        You might be smart for a person with an extra chromosome. But that still makes you a retard, BITCH!
        So now you’re just a retarded bitch.

      • Ayn Rand
        August 29, 2021 at 3:19 pm

        Dont ya just love it when individuals observe and state their own intelligence? Speaks volumes really.

  • Joe Dirt
    August 10, 2021 at 9:44 am

    Who cares about the dumb dog, we’ll be dealing with that emotionally destroyed child for years to come.

  • hartf811
    August 10, 2021 at 8:51 am

    Hillbillies = using the number of chickens you have as a value statement.

    • juror seven esq.
      August 10, 2021 at 7:35 pm

      Do they have a cement pond in the backyard?

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    August 10, 2021 at 2:33 am

    In honor of the impending cancellation of this comment section, I’m hosting a turtle rider gang bang in my ass at the Middlesex Fells this Saturday. Anyone wearing a Turtleboy t-shirt doesn’t have to wear a condom.

  • Exhibit A
    August 10, 2021 at 1:33 am

    Subaru Outback, almost as Douchey as a Prius.
    P.S TB is a total fucking Loser. I think the timer has started on when he eats the barrel. Drunk Loser

    • Exhibit A.1
      August 10, 2021 at 2:29 am

      Do all your thoughts involve sticking “something” (anything??) in your mouth?

      You might be a pickle-sniffer. Good luck with that.

      Ya queen.

  • Turd boy is MSM now
    August 9, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    Turd boy has no use for you idiots now that he think he can make money again with a “clean” site.
    How stupid can you be to think he gives a damn about you, idiot.

    • Ya Fuckin Weirdo.
      August 10, 2021 at 9:27 am

      It’s amazing how upset you’re because Turtleboy doesn’t care about you? Did you ever think he did or should. The guy writes a blog he’s not your girlfriend. Sensitive, lonely ass mofo lookin for a BFF here head ass beeeeotch .

  • dale woodman
    August 9, 2021 at 8:05 pm

    Ever notice White Trash Trailer Park Folks all have the same equipment?
    1. Shitbox car.
    2. Boyfriend in the passenger seat because he hasn’t had a license since the Clinton administration.
    3. Expensive tattoos.
    4. 2nd Hand Used Bald Tires.
    5. Pitbull.
    6. Buy Here, Pay Here Cheesy-Car Dealer from Route # 20 Sticker on rear trunk area.
    7. Fat kids that swear a lot with chocolate smeared on their faces.
    8. Pajama Pants.
    9. Dark Raccoon Eyes from opioids.
    10. 200″ Flat-screen TV from n Rent A Center.

  • She’s trash from another county
    August 9, 2021 at 7:39 pm

    She’s clearly a transplant of Shelburne Falls.Don’t make us claim her.

  • A time of mystery
    August 9, 2021 at 7:16 pm

    I am a TB reader and a huge fan and I proudly donate to TB and enjoy his writing. But Aidan is just being a real douche here. I need to publicly seperate my interest in this blog from my disgust with him as a weak pathetic man begging me.

    So I have spent some time to get my thoughts together, and here they are

    I shouldn’t have to get a job and or a life, I have had a great year and a half collecting the extra $600/week unemployment. My life consists of stripping in person at a club and parties, on cam stripping masturbation with dildo penetration and I love smoking weed while watching netflix and snacking.

    This blog is disgusting but also excites me with it’s raw honesty making my pussy creamy. I am a trashy woman speaking from an uneducated almost illiterate point of view. I love to listen to gay male erotica and imagine it was about me, I won’t apologize for this. Why should I even write a follow up then? I never felt victimized when I sucked dick for cash and worked parties doing extras or when escorting!

    Did I feel remorse? No! definitely not remorse. It is interesting that I felt the need to write an article defending my sex worker lifestyle. I am not a victim there is something seriously wrong with me in other people’s opinions but I’m not hurting anyone and its my body my choice and it turns me on.

    I love men hiring me to abuse them I use them as human urinals, I part my cunt lips then stand over them dominating and powerful then piss in their eager mouths. It is also interesting how men pay for this abuse. I can go for hours having sex on cam using toys if I have extra lube. People that are struggling with drug dependency make good prostitutes in a way addiction removes all your boundaries and lets you experience your full sexuality.. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about my crazy rants or take the time to read this filth on the internet. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would beg to fuck my gorgeous pussy and mouth then write an article trying to explain yourself. However, you’re so fucking crazy and desperate this article exposed just how in control of you and your lonely horny readers I truly am. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to respect yourself, you said you wanted to marry me, omg you loser!

    There is no way I would ever marry you, you loser. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fucking vision of my sweet ass. First off, I was only fucking you because I was bored and emotionally vulnerable, not out of love it was a distraction. I don’t need you anymore and I sent your wife everything! I don’t care if he consented, I needed the money.. At the time I was incapable of making good choices regarding sexual relationships with a men, I grant you that. I’m in a better place making great money on OF, camming and at the club I have multiple income streams. You are so desperate I should have known you would act this way the moment as I let you inside me. Just go away you obsessed freak, you mean nothing to me. I’m not the trashy drunk dcf loser you are tell the truth! You’ll never get my pussy again loser!

    • dorito
      August 10, 2021 at 6:21 pm

      Take your meds.

  • Limpy
    August 9, 2021 at 7:01 pm

    What’s in m.c. hammerheads left hand? Foil wrapped junk! Deez tatted ho’s and washed up bums.

  • Bill Cribben
    August 9, 2021 at 6:50 pm

    Just two denizens of downscale Route 2 towns.

  • Doug Bushman
    Mister Satan Him/His/Fuck Off
    August 9, 2021 at 6:32 pm

    Again I don’t want them

  • Shitfaced tony
    August 9, 2021 at 6:26 pm

    Can the website at least not suck? If you’re gonna be too lazy to run an app linked to it?

  • Why are you still here?
    August 9, 2021 at 6:23 pm

    What Elvis said.

  • Tiger's Wood
    August 9, 2021 at 6:21 pm

    You know they beat the piss out of that dog when they got back to the trailer.

    Poor thing.

  • Orion
    August 9, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    I dated a chick just like this. She wound steal my car when drunk and ended up totaling it.

  • I don't always travel outside 495
    August 9, 2021 at 6:14 pm

    But when I do, I don’t stop!

  • dorito
    August 9, 2021 at 6:09 pm

    I feel so sorry for that child.

  • The King, Elvis Presley
    August 9, 2021 at 6:04 pm

    Why are you still here?- good question Unc.

    I know you seek to control the narrative of the comments section for financial gain, however by muzzling the worst, you lose the best.

    You, much like legacy media are now curtailing the opinions of your readers to your narrative by eliminating their voice.

    The comments were the reason to read alot of these, some brilliant funny shit mixed with diarrhea jokes and retarded manchildren, but it WAS the best part.

    Elvis has left the building.

    • Hey, Swivel Hips…
      August 9, 2021 at 7:13 pm

      …who the fuck you calling “man-child?”

      (You’re ass is mine at recess)

  • Junkies
    August 9, 2021 at 5:52 pm

    That’s definitely a heroin nod. Not to say he isn’t drunk too, but yeah lol.

  • Kate
    August 9, 2021 at 5:43 pm

    They seem like a nice couple.

  • Those droopy eyes
    August 9, 2021 at 5:33 pm

    His looked more like junkie falling asleep standing up than drunk eyes to me

  • Metro West Guy
    August 9, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    A large swath of MA is crammed with people just like these two. For all intents and purposes, this state heading west past Worcester resembles Appalachia.

    • …& Clark
      August 9, 2021 at 5:33 pm

      “Told ya!”

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 9, 2021 at 5:05 pm

    She has a nose ring and drives a Subaru, clearly a democrat, so it’s ok.

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