This is Michelle Westberry, AKA Michelle Noel, AKA Michelle Bomil, AKA a bunch of other names, from the town of Shirley.
Who wore it better?
Yes, I’d like the Karen special with a facial on the side.
Michelle claims to have cancer and been posting links to a GoFundMe that her friend “Kelley Lukus” made for her and urged her to share. Michelle was reluctant at first because she’s totally shy and didn’t like the idea of begging for cash around the holidays, but she conquered her fear and put herself out there in Shirley, Westford, and Leominster community pages.
Kelley assured her that she deserved this charity.
Except there’s just one problem – Kelley isn’t real. Because Kelley is clearly Michelle, has gotten called out for it, and has since disappeared from Facebook after people realized she was using stock photos from Google.
The first GoFundMe they shared was this one from two weeks ago, which raised $700 by claiming to need help from COVID.
As you can see it now says Michelle Bomil organized that fundraiser, but prior to that it said Kelley Lukus.
The reason she initially had it as Kelley and not Michelle was because she was pretending to raise money for Kelley’s family, who of course is not a real person.
She’s just aware enough to realize that she’d look like a guttermuppet begging on behalf of herself, and too many people might ask questions.
Then four days ago “Kelley” started a GoFundMe for her breast cancer, which she vowed to fight for her two crotch fruits Ryan and Cassidy.
The only thing more ratchet than raising money for an imaginary woman who doesn’t have cancer so you can scam people around the holidays is naming one their imaginary semen demons “Cassidy.”
Around this same time another GoFundMe was created by Kelley for her friend Michelle, who was diagnosed with cervical cancer.
Finally another GoFundMe was started by Michelle for her own cancer that raised $780, claiming to have been diagnosed in 2018, put through surgery, told that she as in remission last year, and then suddenly her oncologist told her it was back. She totally does NOT want to create a GoFundMe since she’s a “giver, not a receiver,” but she had to suck up her pride because her insurance doesn’t cover the upcoming treatments and surgeries.
But what Cancer Karen wasn’t counting on was that people would actually investigate the medical details in her GoFundMe and find out that she was in fact full of shit.
Cancer Karen realized her scheme was finally getting called out and went into panic mode.
After that she got called out by her neighbor for being a scammer.
And it was revealed that she had stated another cancer GoFundMe last year too!
And did I mention she also recruited her teenage goth princess daughter to be part of the scam too?
Allowing your teenager daughter to install a door knocker in her nose is actually worse than naming your imaginary friend with cancer’s daughter Cassidy. Ryleigh here seems like a well adjusted young lady who wants to defund the police, and is being brainwashed politically by her cancer scamming mother.
But wait, it gets better.
In October Michelle posted to the Shirley MA Community page, claiming to have just moved to town.
But for the past couple years she’d already been posting on the page, presenting herself as a proud and loving parent.
She even won a raffle from Ayer-Shirley Regional School District.
And she may or may not have scammed her way to a free kitty.
The “I’m looking for help for a friend” routine was also used last year when she had a friend with the exact same number of poon polyps that she has, who was living in a hotel and needed a place to stay.
Finally once people started questioning her scam she began messaging them in a last ditch attempt to save her credibility.
After going on the attack she realized this wasn’t gonna look good for her so she begged to have it taken down.
And she stuck to blaming her imaginary friend Kelley.
But she ended up on Turtleboy anyway, so it looks like it didn’t work out the way she planned.
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