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Shitbag Mom And Career Criminal New Husband Train Crotch Fruit To Leave Horrible Voicemails For Real Dad They Abandoned



I don’t normally do blogs about custody disputes or infidelity because it’s always complicated, there’s two sides to every story, and people’s personal lives should remain personal for the most part. But I got an email from a man named Justin Elliot in Carthage, NY (way north of Syracuse) the other day and it tugged on the heart strings. Click here to read about it on TB Daily News and watch this video for a preview.



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15 Comment(s)
  • Bobby Jindal
    January 2, 2021 at 9:44 pm

    We have enough shit going on around here that the T&G doesn’t report and that the city sweeps under the rug . My boy Turtle is selling the name brand and we are on track to be Venezuela in a decade thanks to Bernie Bro’s and Joe Biden screwballs . You people allowed a Muslim women to join our congress . Clark University is a recruitment campus for the CIA even though most of the professors are communists . People on welfare are eating crown fried chicken seven days a week I grew up in the mother fucking Cabrini-Green so Worcester ain’t shit .

  • ar6rider
    January 2, 2021 at 8:59 pm

    The absolute state of white women. Pull it out ya fuckin’ animals!

  • Jim Lahey
    January 2, 2021 at 8:11 pm

    Channeling Jim Lahey asking Phil Collins (RIP both of them) when Phil and Jacob come out. Philadelphia Collins and Lahey throw down where Jacob is like bammmmmm. And Phil comes out and says Green Eggs and Ham!! Jim roles out in his bathrobe and he is like what the fuck talking about Phill?

  • Captain Trips
    Said No One, Ever
    January 2, 2021 at 10:10 am

    That’s a nice chest tattoo lady

    • Chest tattoo clownette
      January 2, 2021 at 3:02 pm

      Never got it how people can’t have kids but pieces of shits like chest tattoo clown can be blessed with kids.

  • Works on Mommys too! :)
    January 1, 2021 at 11:52 am

  • Is Hunter Biden the "new daddy"?
    January 1, 2021 at 11:13 am

    Real Dad, Dude time to change your phone number only give this skank the # for a burner with voicemail disabled, unless you’re collecting evidence.

    This kid won’t have hazy memories and forget this sick abuse he participated in he will have the video, with full cringe audio to re-live it. Mom is white trash, new Dad will be locked up within a year in-n-out of jail, vilified by mom and replaced with another junky tough guy. The kid will have to live with this psycho upbringing.

  • Dick GoZinya
    January 1, 2021 at 9:31 am

    “Mental hygiene arrest”. What the hell is that?

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    December 31, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    I didn’t bother reading all that but it seems like the fat dude needs to go full Chris Benoit

  • Trailer Park Patty
    December 31, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    If this slag wants to be White Trash fabulous for the rest of her life, fine, but dragging her kid down right along with her is just sickening. Who knows what real dad is actually like, but he needs to hire an attorney if he’s any kind of man and get to work immediately on trying to get his son back.

  • Jackie Chiles
    December 31, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    When Crazy fucks Crazy then marries a junky..for all TB news future divorced Dads the legal term you want is “joint physical custody” with “defined visitation times” …I.e. every Tuesday and Thursday 4pm to 8pm and every other weekend Friday 4pm till Sunday 5pm…without that you’re just pissing into the wind

  • Junkies offer a lifetime of disappointment
    December 31, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    I don’t care what happened that voicemail is dead wrong. The kid has to suffer because his mom chooses deadbeats. Something tells me this won’t be the last man this kid ‘wants’ to call dad.

    This skanks pupils…those are junkie eyes. Those two are married to the methadone clinic. She sucks his cock like its the crackpipe cause she’s classy like that

    Nice chain dickhead. He beats up a 16yr old and gets arrested with a 19 yr old. Sounds like a skinner to me

  • Kate + 4 - 3
    December 31, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    Sounds like someone got parenting advice from Kate

  • Jalajhia “Raw Dog” Finklea
    December 31, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    I made poor and reckless decisions and I died as a trashy pregnant teen in Florida. Hopefully this woman can change her ways before she ends up like me.

    • jaja sucks white cock in hell while doing double penetration
      January 1, 2021 at 8:33 am

      you were a filthy slut having no redeeming value in society beyond feeding a few seagulls with your rotting flesh

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