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Hoodrat Heroes

Goat Shit Goatee Grandpa Looking For Washed Up Newport Methskanks To Take Noodz Of So Their Boyfriends Can Be Turned On For The Holidays

North Shore Turtlebabe / November 6, 2019

  Attention ladies – if you live in the New Hampshire area and you wanna turn your boyfriend or husband…

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Smiles And Sunshine

Millionaire Michael Panagakos Uses Vulgarity In Promise To Financially Destroy Turtleboy In Lawsuit, Calls Other Defendant “Slut,” Gets Favorable Coverage From The Standard Times

Uncle Turtleboy / September 3, 2019

  As many of you know, we’re now 5-0 in libel lawsuits, but we’ve been reimbursed for $0 in court…

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All-Star Criminals

Fallopian Fartbox Loses 7th And Final Crotch Fruit To DCF Fairy After Tying 6 Year Old To Chair With Belt And Making Them Eat Their Own Puke

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / April 29, 2019

  WMUR: A Rochester woman is accused of forcing a 6-year-old girl to eat her own vomit and tying her up…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Rochester Heroin Dealer Who Threatened Trump Messaged Us Today, Pretended To Be The Police And A Lawyer, Vows Massive Defamation Suit

Uncle Turtleboy / March 13, 2019

  Yesterday MVTB did a blog on a winner she named the “pube face killah,” after the Rochester heroin dealer…

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All-Star Criminals

Pube Face Killah Surprised That US Marshalls Question Him After Threatening To Kill Trump On Facebook While Insinuating That He Sells Heroin

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / March 12, 2019

  This is Dawson Boston from Rochester, NH. Haven’t seen a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat in a while, so…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Cabbage Trash Kids Whine About Rochester Police “Brutality” After Diabetes Bucket Gets Arrested For Lighting Off “Fire Walks” And Refuses To Disperse

Turtleboy / July 2, 2018

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All-Star Criminals

Rochester Hack Graffitti “Artist” Arrested After Rash Of Visual Gonorrhea

Turtleboy / April 24, 2018

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Hoodrat Heroes

Rochester Grandma Refuses To Accept That The 80’s Are Over, Steals Bonjovi Cover Band’s Hat, Won’t Return It, Band Cancels New Hampshire Shows

Merrimack Turtlebae / April 2, 2018

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All-Star Criminals

Homoerotic Chinstrap McGee And NH Justin Bieber Defend Thriving Rap Careers On Rochester PD Facebook Page After Armed Robbery Arrest Leads To “Only God Can Judge” Commentary

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / March 27, 2017

Homoerotic Chinstrap McGee And NH Justin Bieber Defend Thriving Rap Careers On Rochester PD Facebook Page After Armed Robbery Arrest…

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Bone Ride

Tour de Turtle Bone Ride: Fall River, Westport, Dartmouth, New Bedford, Acushnet, Fairhaven, Mattapoisett, Marion, Rochester

Turtleboy / October 28, 2016

Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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