Goat Shit Goatee Grandpa Looking For Washed Up Newport Methskanks To Take Noodz Of So Their Boyfriends Can Be Turned On For The Holidays
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Millionaire Michael Panagakos Uses Vulgarity In Promise To Financially Destroy Turtleboy In Lawsuit, Calls Other Defendant “Slut,” Gets Favorable Coverage From The Standard Times
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Fallopian Fartbox Loses 7th And Final Crotch Fruit To DCF Fairy After Tying 6 Year Old To Chair With Belt And Making Them Eat Their Own Puke
WMUR: A Rochester woman is accused of forcing a 6-year-old girl to eat her own vomit and tying her up…
Rochester Heroin Dealer Who Threatened Trump Messaged Us Today, Pretended To Be The Police And A Lawyer, Vows Massive Defamation Suit
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Pube Face Killah Surprised That US Marshalls Question Him After Threatening To Kill Trump On Facebook While Insinuating That He Sells Heroin
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Cabbage Trash Kids Whine About Rochester Police “Brutality” After Diabetes Bucket Gets Arrested For Lighting Off “Fire Walks” And Refuses To Disperse
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Rochester Hack Graffitti “Artist” Arrested After Rash Of Visual Gonorrhea
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Rochester Grandma Refuses To Accept That The 80’s Are Over, Steals Bonjovi Cover Band’s Hat, Won’t Return It, Band Cancels New Hampshire Shows
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Homoerotic Chinstrap McGee And NH Justin Bieber Defend Thriving Rap Careers On Rochester PD Facebook Page After Armed Robbery Arrest Leads To “Only God Can Judge” Commentary
Homoerotic Chinstrap McGee And NH Justin Bieber Defend Thriving Rap Careers On Rochester PD Facebook Page After Armed Robbery Arrest…
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