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Pube Face Killah Surprised That US Marshalls Question Him After Threatening To Kill Trump On Facebook While Insinuating That He Sells Heroin

 

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This is Dawson Boston from Rochester, NH.

Haven’t seen a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat in a while, so you know he’s old school douchebag. This pube face killah is one of the most notorious heroin dealers in Rochester, although most of his Google trophies are for stupid shit like running from the cops during a simple traffic stop, and driving without a license.

A local teenager is facing multiple charges after he and another individual allegedly took off during a traffic stop, ditched their car and fled from police on foot. Dawson Jacob Boston, 19, of Limestone Lane, was charged Tuesday night with disobeying a police officer and driving after revocation or suspension after an officer allegedly found him hiding beneath a truck parked in a driveway at 194 North Main St., according to Rochester Police Capt. Jason Thomas. 

The incident started around 9:30 p.m. Tuesday after a Rochester officer attempted to pull over Boston’s vehicle as it turned from Union Street onto North Main Street, according to Thomas. Boston allegedly stopped the vehicle, but as soon as the officer approached the vehicle’s trunk, he allegedly sped off, according to Thomas. A short time later, Thomas said a witness called police to report seeing Boston turn the vehicle onto nearby Maple Street and exit the vehicle with another man. The duo then began running through driveways and back yards on Maple Street, the witness reported.

Thomas said it appears Boston may have taken off due to his suspended license. However, it was unclear Thursday whether there were other potential reasons. Thomas said police didn’t find or seize any suspicious or illegal items from Boston’s vehicle and the affidavit filed with court paperwork doesn’t include any details that point to a potential motive. Thomas said Boston refused bail Tuesday and was allegedly uncooperative during the booking process, which prevented them from being able to photograph him. The image Rochester Police provided of Boston is from a December 2017 arrest on a Rochester District Court bench warrant for contempt.

We profile a lot of shitbags here, but I think this is the first one I’ve ever heard of who was uncooperative for the booking photo. Bruh, the booking photo is how you build street cred. You gotta look all hard and shit to show the world you’re the most wangsta shitdick walking the mean streets of Rochester. Tony Deyoung would not be impressed.

We know the pube face killah is a heroin dealer because people have reached out to us and told us that he’s the one who sells poison to their addicted family members. It would also explain why he ran from the cops – because it gave him a chance to ditch the product. Also, he posted on March 8 that he was upset that Canada legalized heroin, and said he wanted to kill Trump because of that (presumably because Trump is bad for business).

But the thing is when you threaten to murder the President on social media, they come for you.

Oops!! And he made a video about it.

“The niggas wanted to talk to me right, went and talked to them, these niggas said I could be going to jail if I wrote a post like that again. How the fuck they track me down because I say Trump? All I gotta say is don’t mention the President online, or Trump online about killing anybody, because they’ll track you down.”

Who knew that explicit death threats against POTUS would be taken seriously?

Clarence tried to set him up in a sting operation to see if he’d sell us some product, but he didn’t take the bait. Nevertheless, unemployed wiggastains with long rap sheets don’t roll like this unless they have some unreported income somewhere.

Tick tock bitch.

 

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40 Comment(s)
  • lob
    March 14, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    LMAO …. if he gets into the “system” he’ll get pregnant!

  • Olde Man
    March 14, 2019 at 5:19 am

    He looks like he just French kissed a hairy unwiped hole. Where does the self-aggrandizement come from, unless he believes cartoons are real? Jaysus…

  • SMDH
    March 13, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    Pubestachio got one up on the turtle. He can spell Marshal correctly.
    Are you writing this blog while clothes shopping?
    I swear that spelling is a dying art. This is what you get from becoming the thumbdummy texting generation, dependent on autocorrect, if it’s enabled.
    It’s all part of the big plan to dumb down the sheep to make them easier to manipulate and control.

    Anyway, fk this kid, feed him a big dose of his product and video the reaction.

  • Veggie Cowgirl
    March 13, 2019 at 11:11 am

    Nice floral print blouse!

  • Big Wick
    March 13, 2019 at 9:03 am

    Watta boi. Pubestache. Ear stud. Sesame Street Bert eyebrows. Duck lips. Backward hat. If he has been dealing so much H, how is is that he is still wasting our oxygen? I’d run him over. But, officer, he just ran out fast from between yards, right in front of me, like he was running away from someone.

  • Bad Boi Fo LYFE
    March 13, 2019 at 5:57 am

    His parents must be so proud. Or they are his best customers. Who knows

  • John Blutarsky
    March 13, 2019 at 5:49 am

    God damn, I need to take a shower after looking at pics of this turd. Is it possible to catch STDs from reading articles about shit heads like this?

  • What a maroon.
    March 13, 2019 at 3:42 am

    Am I the only one surprised that he’s not from Fall River?

  • Homothug
    March 13, 2019 at 12:27 am

    Haters goons hate…but he is really cute. He will be everyone’s favorite in prison.

  • Deja Vu
    March 13, 2019 at 12:17 am

    Who is it today: Lord Tariq or Peter Gunz?

    • Playplayon
      March 14, 2019 at 2:37 am

      Uptown baby! Uptown!

  • Dawson Boston Family Reunion
    March 12, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    Welcome to Crotchester New Hampshire.

    • Y
      March 12, 2019 at 9:26 pm

      OMFG, that’s great !
      Kudos.

    • Big Wick
      March 13, 2019 at 9:10 am

      In the vernacular of texters and hoodrats, OMG, ROFLMFAO! Looks like the video was taken at Rawdogson Boston’s christening.

      Nicely done! Sadly, Rochester NY is as dysfunctional as Rochester NH.

  • Y
    March 12, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    Build the wall.
    #MAGA

  • Ray Patriarca
    March 12, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    My 80 year old aunt has a better mustache than this scrawny little fanook.
    Fucking disgratziate !

  • Ghost of Hernandez
    March 12, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    Would!

  • Pauly
    March 12, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    Another sucks who will ay me a tax to breath air, first time that I bill.
    Ley him squirm around aimlessly for a few months. I want a bigger boat.

  • Francis Sidebottom’s Alter Ego
    March 12, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    In every picture the guy looks like a bigger and bigger cocksucker. People must be getting soft when they know the person selling their family members the drugs ruining their life and don’t permanently suspend the supply.

    • TheCureForHope
      March 12, 2019 at 8:46 pm

      At first I thought this was a post from Francis Sidebottom….then I read it, and thought, no it couldn’t be him! This person makes a logical post and makes sense!

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    March 12, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    As soon as his junk kills someone with a wacko family at home, he will be shot through the head. Tick tock is right. It’s definitely coming. You can just tell he has a few sets of eyes in the back of his head. Guarantee there’s a contractbout on this chode.

    • Y
      March 12, 2019 at 7:36 pm

      This pussy needs to be whacked or arrested, preferably the former, but it’d be nice to see TBS catch its 3rd ratchet in March.

  • whatevuh
    March 12, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    just another shit-stain on the underwear of society. I was more mature than this little twat when I was 10 yrs old, what a total waste of oxygen

  • The angry taint
    March 12, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    could be a movie/porn star with that name…alas it’s just another loser cuntface

  • Be A Man Not A Poser
    March 12, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    What a couple of pussies. I am amazed he’s strong enough to type on a keyboard. He has zero muscle and looks like he gargles the man chowder. Nice outfits too you fucking clown. Sitting on the hood of his neighbors SUB like a bitch.

  • Old Tom Morris
    March 12, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    This is the most cringe worthy douche I have ever laid eyes on.

    • Reed
      March 12, 2019 at 8:32 pm

      It’s his aunts faggot

      • Fuck Off Reed
        March 13, 2019 at 1:11 pm

        Wow, that was quite a retort

  • TRAVIS.REARICK
    March 12, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    Rochester is such a shithole. If New Hampshire ever falls short in any sort of statistic there’s a very good chance it’s because of Rochester.

  • Y
    March 12, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    • Y
      March 12, 2019 at 6:03 pm

      I guess I should take it as a complement, but you’re a complete fraud.
      Get your own shtick, needle dick!

  • Wangsta Not Gangsta
    March 12, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    Dawson Boston? Really? He looks gay as fuck with his red skinny jeans. No doubt has a pair of Saturday night assless chaps for his Ptown romps.

    • Y
      March 12, 2019 at 5:52 pm

      Dawson Boston, Haha, what a pussy.
      Is his mom Julia Gulia?

  • Another One Bites The Dust
    March 12, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    Tick Tock is right. Busted or face down in a ditch, take your pick.

  • fucking fag
    March 12, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    He got the AIDS that’s why he is so anemic looking.

    Those dsl’s were too much for the other homies and they put him to work on his knees.

    Tight red sweat pants for easy access to his crusty custard hole and anal warts.

  • Hugh Mungous
    March 12, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    Please incarcerate this wannabe so a few weeks of Alex Reamer daydreams can be made. Then give the puke the ol Father Geoghan sock beat down.

    • Y
      March 12, 2019 at 5:49 pm

      Totally agree.
      Best commenter name/moniker, BTW.

      • Hugh Mungous
        March 12, 2019 at 7:37 pm

        Thanks so much, his deadpan response is what sold me, inspiration on a Lou Gehrig scale for smart asses. Like my father always told me , I’d rather you be a smart ass than a dumb shit

        • Y
          March 12, 2019 at 7:45 pm

          Gotta appreciate the witty

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