Yesterday MVTB did a blog on a winner she named the “pube face killah,” after the Rochester heroin dealer announced that he received a visit from the feds due to a Facebook post threatening the President.
Since drug dealers don’t really have anything to do on a Wednesday he spent most of this afternoon messaging Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook. Because it’s a shared account different bloggers (and Abi) kept responding to him, and we’d like to share it with you because it’s so amusing.
So we’re off to a great start. The guy who sells poison and was recently arrested after running from the cops is now calling the police on Turtleboy over a blog that pointed out his criminal exploits, because it’s going to hurt his burgeoning rap career.
No town in America produces more finished basement rappers than Rochester, NH. Not sure this is gonna cut it though.
Oh, and Dawson’s Fleek, make sure you tell the cops about this video you have with your buddy flashing and pointing a gun at the camera, which is no doubt registered and licensed.
Don’t bother taking the video down; we saved it.
He also spoke with his lawyer and came armed with screenshots of Ted Cruz.
Well this is a first. We are now being sued for “false information false indicator.” And he spoke with the US Marshals who investigated him for threatening Trump, and they’ve informed him that they’re dropping everything to put the Turtleboy crew in jail.
He kept going…..
He kept calling too, claiming to be the police who were calling and texting from his phone instead of their’s.
This was just so fantastic. A ratchet who hates the police pretending to be the police and a lawyer simultaneously. This is why I love Turtleboy.
Then finally there was this.
The fact that ratchets are now de facto referencing Mike Gaffney makes this even better. And Clarence is my wife now I guess. Who knew?
Anyway, if shit for brains wants to come on the live show Saturday night he’s more than welcome to. We’d love to hear his side of the story, if I’m not in jail by then.
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