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Shooting At Graveyards, Cops Nearly Getting Run Over By Gangstas While DOJ Investigates A Blog – Welcome To Joe Petty’s Worcester

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So apparently Worcester has turned into the OK Corral. In the last 24 hours we’ve seen a gang member try to run over police officers with a car, and an apparent gang-related shooting at Hope Cemetary. But don’t worry everyone – the biggest problem in Worcester, and the reason the Department of Justice is in town, is still a blog named after a boy who may or may not be diddling a turtle.

The shooting victim at Hope Cemetary has died according to Masslive:

A 22-year-old Worcester man was shot and killed while visiting a deceased friend’s gravesite inside Hope Cemetery Thursday afternoon.

Police said the victim and two friends were inside the cemetery visiting a grave around 3:30 p.m. when a car drove by and a man inside fired upon the group.

The victim suffered a serious gunshot wound and his friend drove him to UMass Memorial Medical Center. He succumbed to his injuries Thursday evening. The victim’s name is being withheld pending notifications of family members, police said.

This picture from the Telegram says a thousand words:

The Telegram and Gazette employs racists and bigots like Spanky and Old Balls. 

So let me get this straight. We’re not even safe visiting graves anymore? Haven’t these people watched The Wire. Even gangstas are supposed to live by a code. A graveyard and church. Those are the two places you’re not allowed to shoot someone. First of all, it’s ungentlemanly. Anyone can go by a graveyard and shoot someone when they’re vulnerable. That’s not fair. You wanna shoot someone? Take that shit to Beacon Street like the OG’s did back in the old days. Or better yet, don’t shoot anyone at all. Ever.

Look, this isn’t going to affect people in the Woo who are minding their own business. If you don’t get involved with gangs and stay away from the drug trade, your odds of survival are high. So no, most people in Worcester are not at all endangered by this.

On the other hand…what the fuck? SMH. Broad freaking daylight in a public place. A SACRED place. As if it isn’t hard enough visiting a loved one’s grave, now we have to worry about being shot by a stray bullet at 3:30 PM on a Thursday? This is what the Worcester Police deal with on a daily basis. Whoever is responsible for this was likely in the Worcester Public Schools a few years ago. But don’t forget – Turtleboy Sports and the Worcester Police are the ones who should be investigated by the Justice Department. Oh yea, no cops at North High School either, because that would be an armed encampment.

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Then there is the story of 20 year old Christien Connors who got shot trying to run over a bunch of cops with his car.

The Telegram and Gazette employs racists and bigots like Spanky and Old Balls. 

As a straight man I am not afraid to say that that man right there is strikingly handsome. I’m sure he will be a hit sensation in the clink.

You will also notice that this career criminal is white. Which is weird, because the cops shot him anyway. And guess what? Despite being a fellow white dude, I share absolutely no sense of solidarity with this ding-dong. I will not be protesting. I will not be calling the Worcester Police racist. I will not be blockading Kelley Square. Because I do not align myself with criminals who got shot while breaking the law, simply because we share a similar pigmentation.

This handsome renegade got shot by the cops because he put their lives in danger and he was breaking the law. When you act like a savage and force the cops to choose between going home to their families and putting you down, they’re always in the right when they choose the latter.

Reading about what happened gives me the chills. I don’t know who the cops are, but how can you ever question the actions of a police officer when this is the type of shit they can encounter any time they put on the uniform and go to work? I mean….what the fuck? The cops have this genius surrounded. Literally nowhere to go. Just surrender dude. There’s a 0.0% chance you’re getting away.

And what does this honors student do? Tries to back the stolen car he’s driving directly into a police officer. Good thing the DOJ is here to investigate imaginary racism on a blog that crazy Ol’ Gordy Davis told them about on a flier. After all, there are hardly any other problems to concern ourselves with around here. Welcome to Ed Augustus and Joe Petty’s Worcester!!!

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We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again – Worcester needs a Hampsterdam. We need a neighborhood, preferably somewhere on Route 20 near the Kasbar-Lamplighter expressway, in this city where gangstas can keep it real and kill each other at will. Do whatever you want. No police. But under no circumstances are they ever allowed to leave Hampsterdam. Once you’re there, you’re there for life. But don’t worry, because chances are you won’t be there for long. At least then every dooshnozzle in Worcester will be contained to a concentrated area and we can visit graveyards and Hurricane Betty’s in relative peace.

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12 Comment(s)
  • Nunya
    June 26, 2015 at 7:29 pm

    1. Your copying from records yet still spell his name wrong. 2. Yes he is very handsome.
    3. You must be crazy to think Cristien will be anyone’s bitch in jail. Haha

    • COB
      June 26, 2015 at 8:44 pm

      1. It’s “You’re.”

      2. He must supply you with meth for you to call him handsome. He looks like a reject from one of those Swamp People reality shows.

      • Nunya
        June 27, 2015 at 10:35 am

        Social media is for people that dont have the guts to make comments to your face. You must not know who his father is.

  • Maggie the Cat
    June 26, 2015 at 5:26 pm

    This whole country is going to hell.

  • Someone Special
    June 26, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    I agree 100% with getting the wanna be gangsta’s off the street and away from the public but I have to disagree with you about the police. I am also white and have recently had to struggle through a court case that was based on a lie told by a WPD officer. Let’s stick to the facts boys in blue, arrest criminals using the skills you were given not by dragging law-abiding citizens to court because you can’t make your case. But to the other 98% of WPD officers…God Bless you and know that you are in my prayers every night.

  • RJ
    June 26, 2015 at 6:09 am

    Holy Cross is already mostly walled off. Why not just throw a little barb wire on there and move the locks to the other side of the gates?

    • Young Townie
      June 26, 2015 at 1:15 pm

      I like it, then you can give the neighbors something real to complain about.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      June 26, 2015 at 3:43 pm

      And hey – some of the pedophiles will already be inside!


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