Every year about this time, it is tradition here at Dubsism to write a piece trashing the Super Bowl contestants. The reason why we do this is actually rather simple. The Super Bowl is the biggest sports event in America, and as such, it draws in all the casual fans who don’t pay attention to football until now. That means those of who watch all the sports we can need to provide crucial information the newly-arriving fan may not know.
That means we wrote about the Seattle Seahawks last year, and we discovered something we were genuinely shocked by. Seahawk fans are epically stupid…I mean “Colts Fan” -level stupid. They as a group couldn’t figure out they were being trolled last year, But to be fair, before last year, nobody ever had a reason to troll the Seahawks.
As far as this upcoming game is concerned, there’s a lot of sentiment out there which believes that Seahawks may not belong in the Super Bowl because of the way they won the NFC Championship Game. Face it, they played 55 minutes of “swirling down the bowl”-quality football, after which they were bailed out by the Packers who choked than harder than Marv Albert wearing a ball gag.
Not to mention, everybody seems to forget how much this team struggled during the first seven games of the year, and they still aren’t exactly an offensive showcase. The first two points here explain why.
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