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So earlier today some SJW floozy was posting this all over a Shrewsbury Facebook group:

So just to review. This woman lives in Shrewsbury. Her 16 year old son Syon Khosla ordered a pizza from Domino’s online. For some reason he also asked that the delivery person write him a joke. Because that’s normal. Then the delivery guy wrote a racist joke, except they forgot to leave the answer for the joke.

Anyone who believes this story does so for one reason – because they want to believe it. They want to live in a world where racism is rampant. They want to have something to complain about. Without that their lives are meaningless. And there were many of them:

We agree with Debbie. Domino’s should be “discussed.” That’s why we’re discussing it right now.

Well, at least SJW’s learned a new word in the last year. Can’t say they haven’t accomplished anything.

And who do you call when you have a clearly fabricated story about racism? The white guy who pretends to be black so he can make money as the unelected leader of the black lives matter movement:

CALLING SHAUN KING!!! CALLING SHAUN KING!!! Works every time. I’d say there’s a 50/50 chance he’ll get around to covering this story tomorrow. They know what we know – he would never, ever question this story’s veracity. It happened because a teenager said it happened. That’s his policy. Just like the Doherty student who lied and said he was suspended for kneeling during the National Anthem:

Turns out he was never suspended and the kid made the whole thing up. Doesn’t matter for Shaun King though. White boy got his ends.

But anyone with a brain knows that this story makes no sense. The family offers no proof or evidence that the driver did this. For all we know the kid wrote it himself and is doing this because he knows they’ll give him some free pizzas to shut him up. The fact that he’s not white certainly helps his cause.

But Indu’s friends and family predictably fell for it because they wanted something to be outraged about.

“I know it’s not ‘fake news’.” Oh yea? How do you “know” that Gloria? Oh right, one of your friends wrote a second hand story on Facebook. Better slander a local business that almost exclusively employs people of color. Yea, that’s right. Turtleboy actually did his homework on this one. We spoke with the manager today. Most of his drivers are Brazilian. He’s not white either. Yup, this story makes TONS of sense. Definitely.

Shrewsbury is diverse? I’m sorry, white people with a mixture of Indians and some far east Asian folks who are all doctors at UMass Medical Center, doesn’t count as “diversity.” I mean, it does technically. But when SJW’s use that word this is not what they had in mind. Shrewsbury is about as diverse as my breakfast every day. Spoiler alert – it’s Lego my Eggo day every day of the week.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA!! If the General Manager really told this woman, “Maybe you did it,” I would like to buy them a pizza.

This is how we KNEW it was fake:

The second anyone starts mentioning the “Trump world” you know it’s a hoax. There are clearly ulterior motives in play. Every single one of these Trump inspired hate crimes has either been proven to be a hoax, or offers no actual evidence to prove it actually happened.

And when you’re making up an unbelievable story that no rational member of the media would ever believe, who do you call? The Turtlegram of course:

And guess which reporter was on the case?

Lyin Kimmy Ring. Who else? A woman who chose to use a picture that screams, “crazy cat lady” on her Turtlegram bio:

This is the type of reporter that the Turtlegram keeps on staff. You gotta read her article, just to see how ridiculous it is:

“After the first call, he reached out to a manager who didn’t seem to understand the seriousness of the situation, nor did he seem to be able to pin down who could have been responsible.”

Yea, it’s almost as if they didn’t think it was serious because they realized that this kid was LYING!! They probably asked the driver if he did this, and since he only speaks Portuguese he was like, “eu nao falo Ingles.” 

Loved this too:

“Mr. Khosla said his family chose to live in Shrewsbury because of the diversity there and he wants the person who wrote the note to know and understand what he did because he fears the situation could escalate. He said he plans to speak with local officials to see if there are any avenues they might take to address the situation.”

Newsflash – your family didn’t move to Shrewsbury because of the diversity. They moved to Shrewsbury because your Dad is obviously extremely successful and can afford to live there. If your family valued diversity they would’ve moved across Lake Quinsigamond to Worcester – a city with real diversity, where they could’ve gotten the same sized house for $200,000 less.

Here’s what really happened. The kid ordered a pizza while it was snowing. The pizza took too long to get to his comfortable, expensive palace of privilege in Shrewsbury. So he was mad. And since he’s never had a job he doesn’t understand how important jobs are to working class people. So he thought he could fuck with someone’s livelihood by pulling a stunt like this.

But don’t tell that to this lady:

She started posting that all over the Shrewsbury Facebook page. Which is interesting because she doesn’t live in Shrewsbury. She lives in New York:

Some morons fell for it:

Others were more skeptical:

Yea, she asked for more details, and all you did was regurgitate the same unfounded story she originally posted.

But it must be true because the kid goes to St. John’s:

Because everyone who goes to St. John’s has superior morals and must be believed.

Here’s how we know Zitni is lying too. Check out her response to this guy’s comment:

It happened to “our” next door neighbor, and she can “vouch for it.” So, that means she was there when it happened right? Except she readily admits that she lives in New York:

But please, tell me more about how you can vouch for a story that you were not there to witness.

Another day, another imaginary hate crime debunked by Turtleboy. You guys wanted attention from the media? Now you’ve got it. Keep em coming SJW’s. This never gets old for us.

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