Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Now We Have Real Lawsuits From Fake Shark Attacks

by J-Dub

In another example of “Alanis Morrissette-level” irony, we get this story during “Shark Week.”  At least I still get to use my repertoire of “shark jokes.” Thanks to those assholes at the Discovery Channel and their decision to move “Shark Week” up a month, they’ve given me a problem with my annual “Shark Week” baseball trade deadline bit.

happy fucking shark week

Without even knowing what you are about to read, you know it’s going to be good when it starts like this:

From the “Yes, this is real” file…

Right off the bat, you know that in about three paragraphs, you are likely going to have a sprained eyeball from rolling them so much.  This story from Rebecca Piccadaro of the Miami Herald won’t disappoint.

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