Social Justice Warriors

SJW And His Selectman Husband Are Trying To Ban The Salvation Army From Lunenburg Because They Hate Gay People

If you want to ban a charity from your town because you think they hate gay people, then you’ve gone full SJW and it’s probably time for you to shut the fuck up.

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We can all agree that the Salvation Army is a good thing, right? They ring the bell, you toss some changes into the bucket, and someone gets a Hess truck for Christmas. Simple. Well, apparently a gay couple from Lunenburg thinks this is a bad thing, and they want the Salvation Army banned from their town.

Sentinel and EnterpriseTroy Daniels decided last week it was time to speak out against the Salvation Army’s fundraising efforts in town this holiday season.

“What prompted me was that I am a gay man living in Lunenburg, and the history of the Salvation Army is troubling and very negative towards the LGBT community. I have a problem with government-sanctioned fundraising for organizations that are anti-gay and anti-inclusive,” he added.

Oh, you mean hoaxes like this?


Let me guess – you found some really interesting literature on Mother Jones or Salon? Must be true. 

Daniels voiced his concern at the Board of Selectmen meeting Nov. 22, at which the board gave approval to the local Salvation Army to hold a tollbooth fundraiser in the middle of town on Dec. 10. Daniels cited an incident in which a media-relations director for the Salvation Army told two gay Australian journalists that gays should be put to death. In another instance, a Vermont woman alleges she was fired by the organization as a case worker because she came out as bisexual in July 2012.

Unconfirmed allegations from bitter former employees? Sounds legit!! It’s cool though, because when Troy Daniels isn’t trying to protect poor people from charities that are trying to help them, he’s busy saving France from the terrorists. 


Also, former Salvation Army Maj. George Hood told in 2012 that a relationship between same-sex individuals is their personal choice, but “from a church viewpoint, we see that going against the will of God,” according to the Chicago Tribune.

So let me get this straight. This Salvation Army Major thinks gay people should be able to do whatever they want. But that’s not good enough, because of the fact that the church doesn’t think homosexuality is natural. Therefore this organization that donates money to people in need around the holidays, shouldn’t be able to help these people unless they take an oath to social justice warriors everywhere. OK. 

“I don’t target the Salvation Army as an individual group or individual organization,” Daniels said. “However, any group or organization that is reliant on public funding or donations should be brought to task. They should be exposed for what they believe.”

They should be exposed for what they believe? Yea, that sounds…healthy. Let’s selectively choose which charities to ban from town based on the thoughts inside of some of their brains. Nothing 1984-ish about that!! 


Locally, the Salvation Army of Fitchburg provides help to underprivileged families through food pantries, affordable summer camps for children, discounted items and various other services.

“I hear about all the good things they do, and I don’t disregard that,” Daniels said. “How can you do good things but be an organization of hate? If you hate people, regardless of what that hate is, you can’t preach about love, acceptance and support,” he added.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Here we go again with “hate.” Top five SJW buzzword. Whoever said catholic people hate the gays? The catholic church as an institution only hates paying taxes. If the catholic church hated gays they wouldn’t have let so many of them become priests. Just because you won’t marry two men doesn’t mean you hate them. But keep tossing that word around anyway. Because…..feelings!

Daniels asked selectmen last week at what point would they not allow an organization to conduct a fundraiser in town. “I hate to draw comparisons, but I just wonder, at what point do we draw the line for government-sanctioned fundraising?” Daniels said at the meeting. He then asked if the Ku Klux Klan “were to come before you, would you say, ‘OK, you can raise some funds for your causes, depending on what they are?’

“Hey, my grandmother from Alabama would argue the KKK also did some good for their community down there in Alabama,” he said. “So I wonder, where do we draw that line between good and bad?”

Yup. Because a terrorist group known for lynching black people is the same thing as a charity known for ringing a bell outside of Stop n’ Shop. 

Selectmen Paula Bertram and Phyllis Luck said they weren’t aware of the incidents Daniels referenced. “I guess I don’t think of the Salvation Army in that way, but maybe it is my ignorance,” Luck said. “I really think about all of the good that they do and the people that they help.”

Selectman Bob Ebersole, who is married to Daniels, told Luck to do a simple Google search. “You need to do a Google search and see what they have done with lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender discrimination,” Ebersole said.


Wait, wait, wait. This assbag’s husband is on the Board of Selectman? In other words, Bob Ebersole himself could not bring this issue up on his own, so he made his husband do it? 


And why does he look like his husband?


I’ve seen plenty of gay couples depicted on television programs, and none of them ever look like each other. Just sayin. 

These guys give gay men such a bad name. They really do. I know plenty of gay people who don’t mind giving to the SA, simply because they’re not constantly looking for a way to make themselves a victim. These whiny little poonstachios just can’t stop pointing out to the world how oppressed they are because they’re homosexuals in the most gay-friendly state in the country. 

The bottom line is that if you’ve gone so SJW that you’re trying to keep a charity out of your town at Christmas, then you’ve gone way too SJW. 


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41 Comment(s)
  • Turd Burglestein
    December 4, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    Turd Burglestein • a year ago

    “$1000 a day cocaine habit? Lightweight! Unless you got the sweet hookup on $1k kilos like I had back in the early 80’s”.

  • Bob E
    December 2, 2016 at 5:50 pm

    What the F? really, my comments and opinions are subject to moderation?

  • Chuck Finster
    December 2, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    I’m no racist and have nothing against niggers. That being said I’d feel more comfortable if all niggers had to wear handcuffs. I mean let’s be honest, they were shipped to America in shackles because centuries of evidence has proven that niggers are inhuman.

    I’m no racist but I mean WTF!!! Africa has been a country for a hell of a lot longer than America and they are shit ass broke and probably don’t even have a Starbucks or a Prius dealership.

    • Tommy Pickles
      December 2, 2016 at 4:18 pm

      A-fucking-men Chuckie… Let’s get together! Lil and Phil are coming over and we’re gonna swing! Angelica is gonna give us all head! That bitch just loves chowing down on naughty bits… dick, box, she don’t give a shit!! Bring some of that good meth… you know… the one that curled your hair up all funny…

  • John Galt
    December 2, 2016 at 12:33 pm

    If anyone has these 2 pillow eaters in their Christmas list, please think about a gift card to Harry’s Razors.

  • Sal Monella
    December 2, 2016 at 8:26 am

    The fuel that keeps the liberal alive is hate. They are the exact opposite of what they portray themselves. Most of the public could care less what these two do in their relationship. But because this man wants to grandstand and take a position of hate against an organization that does so much good for others who are less fortunate we are all supposed to agree with him because he is the victim here.

    The Democrat Party has become a party of the fringe kooks and narcissistic misfits like this guy. They want to destroy society so they can feel superior because they know deep inside they are truly flawed. The media is a willing accomplice on this and sheeple like the previous poster just follow along and keep the rage going.

    Only by calling out these morons do we have a chance to effect positive change.

  • PG
    December 2, 2016 at 8:13 am

    TB, as much as i thoroughly love your minted term of poonstache, can we get a few throwback naniburgers anytime soon? Lol

  • Chuck Finster
    December 1, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    I truly pray for every person who gets bashed on here doesn’t do self harm like suicide or inflict harm on others. This blog causes so much stress for people…

    • StreetSweepah
      December 2, 2016 at 9:38 am

      I’ll pray the opposite… Cause it makes for a much better story that way… I hope their rainbow flag boxer briefs catch fire from the friction.

      • James
        January 24, 2017 at 8:57 pm


    • Wabbitt
      December 2, 2016 at 3:10 pm

      You know, if someone is mean to you on a blog you can try NOT READING IT.

      Fucking crybabies expect us all to bend over backwards for their feelings. Grow the fuck up.

      • Chuck Finster
        December 4, 2016 at 11:10 am

        Lol “Wabbit”. You’re telling me to grow up? Ya. Because all grown ups go on Turtleboy Sports and talk shit. Fucking loser…

        • Devils Mouthpiece
          December 4, 2016 at 3:42 pm

          But yet, here you are commenting. Which of the two turd burglars are you?

          • Chuck Finster
            December 6, 2016 at 7:17 pm

            I’m commenting because I feel it’s not right to bash people. I understand I’m the lone ranger on here but I believe the grown up thing to do is to not bash other people, which is really all this site and it’s followers do. To be honest, I’m actually a really good guy and I’m very nice.

  • Chuck Finster
    December 1, 2016 at 11:08 pm

    I will never understand this blog. Never. You people have nothing better to do with your time than to just call people out for what you BELIEVE is true, not what’s actually TRUE. You hear the “word on the street” version of things and then post it. Honestly, you’re an anonymous coward. You people have no right to do what you do. How would you like it if someone exposed you or formed their opinion of you for something you did that you weren’t proud of? You certainly wouldn’t like it. I really, really dislike you people. No one takes your ridiculous articles seriously because they’re written so poorly. I would love to meet you face to face because I guarantee you would not say these things about people to my face. Not that I’m someone you should be intimidated by because I am far from that but I just know you wouldn’t. You would gain much more of a following and a respect from the general public if you not only didn’t write anonymously but if you weren’t so rude and grammatically incorrect. Stop trying to be Howie Carr. Atleast Howie isn’t anonymous like you!

  • whatevuh
    December 1, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    Where’s Kevin Lynch on this? He must have sucked those girly boys dicks in the past…..

  • How soon we forget
    December 1, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    Just trust me………

  • Publius
    December 1, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    The liberals lost massive number of house seats in past 8 years, even losing house seats in Mass legislature. People are so fed up with their selfish interest in only their own wants. And now the hate and vitrol from the left.

  • Support Salvation Army
    December 1, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    Why are liberals so freaking obsessed with the KKK?
    It’s all they talk about when they compare some incidence.

    • White Turtle Rider
      December 1, 2016 at 8:14 pm

      Fucking assholes. As a proud republican, I’m proud to say that the Klan is a cornerstone of our party and they represent a majority of our ideals. If these liberal fucktards want to come co-opt it they can fuck off. WHITE POWER!

  • GFY
    December 1, 2016 at 5:12 pm

    You gotta be a real narcissistic asshole to have a gay relationship with your doppelgänger

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 1, 2016 at 5:32 pm

      I guess they both got tired of masturbating in front of a mirror talking to themselves.

  • Wwy
    December 1, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    Rainbow flag burning day needs to happen it’s free speech and peaceful protest,we ignored this hateful group too long,it’s not enough we won the gay bowl vs. San Francisco.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    December 1, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    So let me get this straight. These left leaning believers of tolerance and acceptance have so much hate, they want to shut down a charitable organization in their town? An organization that benefits the poor and families in need around the holidays. What a pathetic excuse these wastes of space are.

    Look, I find the gay lifestyle disgusting, but I could care less as it has no effect on me. I patronize business where I know the owners are gay. I have friends that are gay and we get along just fine. I don’t have to agree with their life choice, but I can accept it and move along. That’s the problem with these SJW, they are so blinded with hate and bigotry they fail to function like normal human beings. Liberalism truly is a disease.

  • kingsraisins
    December 1, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    The Salvation Army is both a 501(c)(3) tax-exempt charitable organization, and is a charitable extension of the universal Christian Church. First, I’d like to point out that their website has an entire section dedicated to the LGBTQ community, and clearly states that they do not discriminate based on religion, sexual orientation, ethnicity, etc. As a 501(c)(3), they are required to adhere to all federal requirements barring discrimination, and are required to file annual reporting to that effect.

    Facts aside, if the board votes to ‘ban’ or remove the Salvation Army presence in Lunenburg, it is essentially barring a church from practicing and operating within its jurisdiction. Not only is that unconstitutional, but it’s also flat out absurd on its face. These SJW warriors want safe spaces, but want to also be able to tell a church where it can and cannot conduct its charitable endeavors?

    Classy move.

  • TDF
    December 1, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    I think everybody should drop a fiver in the bucket and write “Donation from Troy Daniels” on the back of the bill

    • KimberlyS
      December 1, 2016 at 2:17 pm

      Be better to do it online (I’m sure the husband’s email address is public, being a selectman). That way they could get ‘Thank you’ emails, and more solicitations for future donations. Bet they’d love that!

      • True Reality Speaks
        True Reality Speaks
        December 1, 2016 at 9:02 pm


  • Publius
    December 1, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    These two clowns hate helping people.

  • KimberlyS
    December 1, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    Of course we all know that the Salvation Army only gives the donation proceeds to straight white poor people after a full background check to make sure they’re not secretly an ‘oppressed’ minority.

    I can’t imagine being this offended about anything all the time.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Kevi bashed in my skull
    December 1, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    both have beards? Double ick!

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 1, 2016 at 5:30 pm

      Flavor savers.

      • Wabbitt
        December 2, 2016 at 3:03 pm

        In their case – testicle ticklers.

  • Buster Hyman
    December 1, 2016 at 1:01 pm

    I have a solution. If you don’t agree with what they stand for…DON”T DONATE TO THEM. f

    • James
      January 24, 2017 at 8:56 pm

      Exactly, but these two miscreants are faggots who get offended by everything and are fascist motherfuckers!

  • Paul Larson
    December 1, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    An open letter to
    Commissioner Israel L. Gaither, Salvation Army

    Your Web site argues that homosexuality is wrong and that homosexual people should seek scriptural guidance and abstain from loving human relationships until a cure can be found.

    While your organization does not condone anti-gay bullying, you have failed to understand the linkage between what your organization believes and gay bashing and bullying. It is precisely because some people believe that gay people stand outside of God’s plan that they feel they have the right to bully and torment them. Please also note that Bible does not say that gay people should be celibate. That is your interpretation and has no scientific or historical merit as a worthy lifestyle alternative. So, I implore you to experience the “greek way” that myself and BobnMic have chosen to express our love.

    Please reevaluate your hurtful opinions on homosexuality. It tastes great AND is less filling… (Or is less filling to me due to Bobbie’s tiny peen.)

    “Uncle” Paul Larson — Original copy signed… IN INK, using a major award, rosewood pen, from the T&G collection. Letter of accomplishment on display as record of accomplishment.

    • Mayor Joe Petty
      December 1, 2016 at 1:14 pm

      Dear Paul Larson,

      I implore you to reconsider my offer for press secretary one final time. Paul “Lazy Eye” Moosey came into my office this morning and confessed that he forgot what a snowplow was. I reeducated him with a children’s book for now but I fear it won’t last. I definitely need someone as eloquent yet off topic as you to take the heat off. I’m now offering the presidential penthouse suite in my future five star hotel that would have gone to Hillary as further incentive.


      Mayor Joe Petty

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 1, 2016 at 5:29 pm

      Paul…in every gay relationship, there is a top and a bottom. What are the roles in yours and BobnMic’s relationship. I would assume that based on BobnMic’s Gaping Anus and BobnMic’s Tiny Penis that you are the top. Amirite? I mean I just don’t see based on his anatomy how it could work any other way.

      • Reddog
        December 1, 2016 at 9:47 pm

        I just learned of this top and bottom thing on Shameless the other night. Who knew?

        • Uncle Paul Larson
          December 2, 2016 at 9:35 am

          I’m a pitcher… BobnMic is a catcher. I like to refer to him as “my little glazed donut” when I’m done using him. He’s basically a sloppy party bottom when we have group gatherings… He just loves being used for entertainment purposes.

          • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
            December 2, 2016 at 10:51 am

            And you must admit I am quite the entertainer with this wrinkled star I have. Tell them about how I can do reverse queef with a cigar and blow a perfect smoke ring out of this thing Uncle Paul.

            Or that bad lip reading show I do with it when we watch movies together on Saturday nights.

            BTW, I’m sorry I left that turd nibblet stuck on the tip of your vapor pen.

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