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This is probably going to be the best video you see today. I was wondering how the hell it flew under the radar until I realized that it’s from Portland, OREGON and not Maine. After watching it 3487394761876 times I had to post it anyway because it’s incredible.
This chicks name is Heather Franklin and when she saw a confederate flag patterned rug being sold at a discount store in Portland she completely lost her shit. Feel free to re-watch her emotions snowball into an avalanche of blubbering turmoil because she saw a rug she didn’t like.
You get all that?
So mama granola moseys into Every Day Deals with her koala child strapped to her back in all of her wheatgrass, backyard rain barrel, Birkenstock glory.
She’s on a mission to score some discount raw honey, dented Seventh Generation dish soap and reusable diapers when…
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Heather saw the stars & bars and done lost her mind!
This very, very concerned woman wasn’t going to stand for this outward display of oppression so she did what any normal, rational-thinking individual would do: She whipped out her phone and recorded herself making a huge scene to the store clerk.
Most people would start a conversation with a “hello, how are you?”
“SO YOU DONT CARE ABOUT HAVING HATE FLAGS ON YOUR WALL!?”
The store clerk and the guy at the register are both just like “…tha fuck?”
Now, she’s adamant that the flag is offensive and represents slavery, lynching and rape and is no different than having a swastika on the wall. She’s all for the kind, fair treatment of minorities and doesn’t want anyone’s feelings hurt. Peace, love and chobani organic yogurt for all!
EXCEPT! She’s rude as hell to the Mexican clerk (who is part of the whopping 15% Mexican population in Portland if you want to get statistical about it) because him being Mexican doesn’t matter but her race of choice at that particular moment does. Even after he tries to walk away she continues to bark at him and record customers in the store. This guy tells her to get her kids and leave because he knows shits about to go south (no pun intended.) Guy at the register? He’s not having it either and flips heather off like a boss.
Then she goes outside and gets louder and louder, carrying on about how the two men attacked her and crying that they were following her. Check out pink shirt dude. The guy tells her to get in the front seat, turn the key and leave. He doesn’t take a single step in her direction. She is just completely unhinged at that point and they’re laughing at her.
Remember when people would see something they didn’t like and just keep their gaping trap shut about it? I’m not talking about looking the other way while someone gets their ass kicked in a hate crime or anything. Don’t get me wrong. If you see someone being racist, sexist, or homophobic towards another person or even a fucking unicorn with two different colored eyeballs and wonky hooves, shut that shit down.
But a rug? A rug! A cheap ass, acrylic, discount store rug. Yes, that’s totally something you want to scar your children for life over. The guy who works at Every Day Deals seemed like he cared more about getting her children out of the store than she did. You know who I heard screaming “fucking bitch” over and over again? Mom.
Check out Heather:
Yeah, she’s THAT chick. (Oh shit, I called her a chick! I assumed her gender. Now I’m going to burn in vegan hell where I watch baby cows get mutilated to the sound of the 2010 Lilith Fair revival album.)
People like Heather wake up everyday, chug their organic chai and put serious thought into what they’re going to be upset about. I swear to god it has to be intentional because I refuse to believe that people are this stupid by accident.
Who’s the lucky man who scored such a gem? This annoying, carrot crunching, beaver state buttmunch.
And what do these fine individuals do for a living?
Well, Heather doesn’t work…
Aaaaaand Derek is an art professor at a private, non-profit liberal arts college.
I swear on every taco under the sun that I didn’t make this up.
But wait, there’s more!
Turns out these two funemployed SJW’s do this on the regular! Their Facebook pages were set to ultra private immediately after her discount store escapade BUT you bet your ass word got out and people showed up to protest in front of the store.
Yup. Dixiephobia won. Now nobody can have a confederate flag rug to wipe their shitty boots on because lady crunch and wavy gravy had to make a scene. Have an unintelligent, Alabama hogsucker brothercousin that has a birthday coming up? Better find him another gift because Heather doesn’t support hootenanny hate rugs.
Someone please mail her a pair of tickets to Nascar and a copy of The Dukes Of Hazzard.
i dont really blame the store owner for caving in, at the end of the day he is still running a business, he had to decide which scenario would have worse reprecussions. it was a choice between would giving into these people cause worse results or ignoring these people cause worse results.
at the end of the day, he figured if he gave into the people, they would shut up and leave his store and end the entire situation, whereas if he ignored them it would probably cause more outrage and probably hurt his store revenue. Its not like his store is a multi-million dollar company, its just some small no name business,that could probably go bankrupt if he let the situation continue.
this woman started this whole situation, and is to blame really.
That is not the “Stars and Bars” flag, there were several version before the final rendition came to be.
Personally, I would only use a confederate flag to wipe my ass, but if someone else wants to put one up, well that’s not my fucking business!
The poor children are going to be traumatized by her behavior, especially if this is typical, which it probably is. Her language in front of the children wasn’t all that great either
Portland has long ago turned into the mecca of SJW-ism and all of the ilk associated with insane moon-bat liberalism nonsense; no surprise at all at the setting of this one.
“…or even a fucking unicorn with two different colored eyeballs and wonky hooves, shut that shit down.”
Stick a fork in me. I’m done.
Too bad these guys lost their jobs and her kids will certainly be fucked up for life.
That fucking psycho bitch needs her children taken away and she needs to be put in a padded room. I am in shock that people like her exist. Fucking fruit loop. Poor, poor children born to that psycho nut job. Shame on the store owner. I would have given those employees a raise and a day off with pay.
Reminds me of lib TB when he gets a sandy clam over the Confederate flag.
Difference between him and her is only in degrees of stupidity.
Crybully SJWs should be hammered. They are the worst of the passive-aggressive clusturds of leftists. Claiming to be a victim while causing others to lose their livelihoods for their political or other beliefs that aren’t hurting anyone. Eventually, they’ll have the wrong person fired and the libtards responsible for it will be extremely sorry. Coming soon
HOLY. FUCKIN’. SHIT.
Wow, what a lunatic. I can’t believe business owners and public officials cave to this SJW bullshit. Sad that these liberal lunatics get away with this crap. Thanks for posting her personal info Turtle! LOLOL
Next time your at a bookstore, take the bingo cards (subscription cards) out of every gun, sporting, fishing, Conservative and confederate magazine you can find. Fill in her name and address, check “bill me”. She’ll get a couple issues each plus bills in her mailbox for months. If many do this the Post Office will deliver crates of mail.
Hahaha or just go online, you don’t even need those subscription cards anymore lol.
That video was one of the most obnoxious things I have ever seen in my life.
More proof liberalism is a mental disorder.
That’s not the Stars and Bars.
True – but, since no one learns real history anymore, we can’t expect people to know that.
What a nut.
There was no need for two employees to lose their jobs over her mental meltdown. If her goal is to get people fired, she should keep in mind that someone who gets terminated because of her might just snap and do something to her.
Maybe that’s exactly what needs to happen. The neo-Bolshevik American left only understands violence these days.
You can disagree with something or somebody with out being a fucking asshole I wish SJW would learn that
What should they learn? Everybody gives into them whenever they throw a fit.
I wish she would pull that crap where I live in Kentucky – it wouldn’t go over too well here 🙂
Oregonian disabled comments on their Youtube site for this video. Wonder why.
I’m socially liberal. This clearly mentally ill individual gives good people with liberal values a bad name and literally creates the hate they rant against.
I think we should ALL send her any and all items that are in any way representative of the flag. I am sure the dollar store has some. I will gladly mail stuff at random times
I’m going on a personal mission to send this stupid cunt a printed Confederate flag and envelope everyday for a month! And maybe i’ll slip one in every now and then for the heck of it!
I’m still debating your assessment that’s a woman it’s one ugly bitch if so. Inside and out!
Don’t ….. just ignore her. She is a pathetic person that is unfulfilled in her life and craving attention. Inside she feels meaningless and irrelevant so she craves attention. She doesn’t really care about anyone but her pathetic self. Sad really.
The one that should be ashamed and held to task is the moron coward Store owner. Pass this on to everyone so that Store owner feels the pain. Start with his real name …… and inform others how he fired two innocent people that had to deal with that attention seeking loser.
If you go on her twitter feed, there’s a thread where someone posted a hilarious meme of her hysterical crying face with Pepe the Frog sticking his junk in her mouth and blowing a big fat load. I about pyssed myself laughing at work when I say it. Maybe you should enclose one of those along with Johnny Reb.