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SJW Racebaiting Wonderbread Queen Nicole Burch Has Stirred The Pot Before, “Found” Racist Slur On A Dumpster Last Year, Jacked Outrage From Attention Hungry Sex Therapist Who Forces Her Son To Be “Gender Neutral” For Headlines And Social Media Likes

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SJW Racebaiting Wonderbread Queen Nicole Burch Has Stirred The Pot Before, “Found” Racist Slur On A Dumpster Last Year, Jacked Outrage From Attention Hungry Sex Therapist Who Forces Her Son To Be “Gender Neutral” For Headlines And Social Media Likes

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The other day, I wrote about the Old Country Store in Mansfield being the latest target for a mostly white angry mob of SJWs over a 19th century tobacco ad displayed on the wall. Despite the poster being from the Jim Crow era, when ghosts in your blood was considered an actual disease and kids were given heroin as cough syrup (it was a pretty stupid time in our country’s history), people went apeshit over the fact that this old timey penny candy store displaying a vintage ad. We credited the outrage to Nicole “invite me to the hood BBQ” Burch, because her posts sure seem to indicate this was all her crazy idea:

 

We all know there is a 99% chance the business owner did NOT say any of these things to her, but God do I hope it’s true, because I concur. It must be painful to be a saltines-white, late 30’s perpetually outraged resistance leader in Mansfield, Massachusetts. God knows there isn’t enough oppression to fight out there. But looks like Nicole is adept at finding it, because last year she weaseled her way into headlines after finding the N-word spray painted on a dumpster:

Via NBC News 10:

It’s something Nicole Burch never expected to find in her Mansfield neighborhood.

It was a racial slur spray painted on a dumpster.

Burch wanted to share her experience on social media to make her community aware of what had happened.

“I want people to feel like they belong in this town and are part of this town and I also wanted the community to stand behind that,” said Burch.”

 

Translation – I wanted everyone on social media to acknowledge how woke I am, and I wanted news interviews.

Don’t you just hate when you’re taking your kids and dog on a tour of the town’s dumpsters, and the N-word pops up?

 

Now, I know there’s been some speculation as to how convenient it is that this poonrag keeps finding racism everywhere, but I don’t think she fabricated this. All cities and towns have teenagers. Teenagers do shit like this. They think it’s funny and edgy and probably laughed their asses off at the outraged loon staking “hate has no home here” signs in people’s yards and crying to the news. Teenagers are dumb. It doesn’t mean the KKK has moved in to Mansfield.

And as it turns out, Nutty Nicole isn’t even the one who started the penny candy PosterGate. Nope, that would be the aforementioned “Spoonham Kristen”, aka, Kristin Hambridge, a sex therapist who recently got her taste of the 15 minutes of social justice fame for forcing her toddler son to be “gender neutral” 

 

Sorry, but I don’t follow. When my daughter was 3 she once told me she was going to grow up and marry her dad – I didn’t leap up and proclaim that she may identify as incestuous some day. That would be insane. Little kids say crazy shit as they figure out themselves, the world, and language. It doesn’t make every word out of their mouths gospel. I’m going to go ahead and say that, in my humble opinion, the expectation that your child go against the grain to be “gender neutral” sets up more pressure and expectations than just, not. Your kids are kids, lady. They are not supposed to be some weird social experiment you put on to garner internet attention. Jesus H Christ. Luckily for this kid, whatever he decides to identify as, his mother has forever memorialized his weird upbringing with pictures online of him in a dress. Thanks, Ma!

 

Meanwhile, people are still losing their shit over the “racism” at the Old Country Store:

Oh no, secret Klansmen in Mansfield! Better pull on those pink vagina hats and clutch those pearls until your palms bleed!!
Let’s get something straight here – I think racism sucks. I am truly not a fan. But I can’t see how finding racism at every turn you take does anything but continue to perpetuate racial tension, because believe it or not, people don’t take well to being accused of white supremacy for hanging a vintage advertisement in their vintage-themed establishment that has been hanging for 60 freaking years without incident. That doesn’t help race relations at all. And these ladies don’t really, truly care about racism. They’re the type to rally for stupid policies like affirmative action. If quotas aren’t a racist idea, I don’t know what is. Saying, “we should vet applicants based on merit and blind of race” is a good, inclusive idea. Saying “we need 30 black people here” is marginalizing and bizarre. If someone tells you “we need 30 black people” – the only correct response is: “For what?”
Likewise, seeing a 19th century print with caricatures of black people and saying “The owner of this establishment must be a racist Nazi!” with no other corroborating evidence is insane and damaging. Looking at that print and thinking “Glad we don’t advertise like that anymore, that was some fucked up shit” and moving on with your day is the correct response. But that response doesn’t go viral on Facebook, so I guess Nicole and Kristen won’t be taking that option anytime soon.
18 Comment(s)
  • Spoonhamy
    November 9, 2018 at 8:42 pm

    So now the sex therapist’s husband is posting that people should not make personal attacks or drag their son into it…. Um your wife lead the charge to ruin a respective businessman’s livilhood and business. You proudly interviewed for an article and posted pictures of your amazing parenting ideals… YOU made all of this public and brought the publicity on yourself. Maybe you should keep your mindless minions in check if you don’t want to be headlining TBS.

  • Captain Trips
    November 8, 2018 at 10:18 pm

    I don’t think even full strength Dawn detergent would degrease her hair. 

  • All or nothing
    November 8, 2018 at 1:40 pm

    She’s being very insensitive to African culture by raising her son this way. If she were to google “Africa gay” on any day, at any time the results would show her that one of her pet protected groups is quite at odds with the other.

  • SMH
    November 8, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    However did Kristin Hambone get pregnant? Sperm bank? Her sex therapy clients must all be women except for premature ejaculators and exhibitionists who need that cold shower.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    November 8, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    When Jackson lets everyone know whether he is a boy or a girl, please be sure to let me know. I need to know if should address him as “champ’ or “princess”.

    F’n stupid parents. This is exactly why this generation blows. Bunch of pussies. We’re doomed.

  • Judge dread
    November 8, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    This poor 3 year old boy. His mother is literally abusing him and forcing him to be mentally ill. She’s depriving him of his childhood development so she can brag to her lefty friends at cocktail parties.

    Considering transgenders have the highest rate of suicide (5x higher than combat vets) my guess is this poor kid will try to kill himself when he’s a teenager, afflicted by forced mental illness all for his mother’s selfish gain.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      November 8, 2018 at 1:21 pm

      This is actually child abuse.

  • Amarilis
    November 8, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    I don’t give a shit you talking about me… people like you are like a fart in the wind. But putting a picture of a child?? That’s too low even for a piece of shit

    • KJDS
      November 8, 2018 at 3:50 pm

      Yeah – his mother posted those pictures in the original article, so . . . nice try.

      By the way, ‘redneck’ is as derogatory as ‘hillbilly’, but it’s all OK because it’s a term for white people.

    • Burlando Castile
      November 9, 2018 at 4:38 am

      You guys are like snakes lying in wait. Waiting for something to offend you just so you can snap out and claim racism where there is no racism. Keep preaching how “strong and independent” you are while being the opposite and ALWAYS “feeling” victimized and see how far you get in life. 

      When you have nothing to give your kids other than the perception that EVERYTHING is potentially racist, then you raise weak and dependent children.

       Take the time to show your kids that sign and say “People used to think that black people were like monkeys and that was wrong. It’s a good thing we have this sign up there to remind us of how people used to see blacks. Look how blacks have made it in America.” But no, you keep instilling victimization into a life that can become
      more than just a skin color. 

    • Spoonhamy
      November 9, 2018 at 9:15 pm

      So it was ok to call a respected businessman a white supremesist racist and make public plans to ruin his reputation and business? Why is it ok to call people terrible names and seek out to publicly ruin them and then be offended when very public information about the accusers is brought to light? Spoonham provided those pictures and bragged about her parenting skills to a worldwide media outlet. Stop looking to be a victim. Sometimes it’s not all about you.

  • Evil Chinese General Planning Invasion of United States
    November 8, 2018 at 12:13 pm

    The way things are going, we’ll be able to move up our timetable by a decade. Thank you, American knuckleheads.

    • General Buford "Tripod" Johnson, Chief of Staff
      November 8, 2018 at 12:21 pm

      Hey, I have a solution that will save a lot of time and ammunition.

      I’ll pull out my dick, and you, the evil Chinese General, pull out your dick.

      Whoever’s dick is smaller surrenders his country, whores out the women and gives up the men for slavery….

      Hey, where’d you go?

  • Vigil Ante
    November 8, 2018 at 12:08 pm

    Sorry folks, my pitchfork has been in the shop. Let’s lynch that racist.

  • This should be illegal!
    November 8, 2018 at 12:03 pm

    I still don’t understand how raising your child like that ISN’T considered a form of child abuse. You KNOW your kid will end up getting the crap kicked out of them at school! 

  • John Q Public
    November 8, 2018 at 11:36 am

    Little Johnny here is going to get the shit kicked out of him on the playground. Thanks mom for your guidance and wisdom…

    • Desmond in a Tutu
      November 8, 2018 at 11:58 am

      Yeah, and 5 will get you 10,000 it’s gonna be the black kids who kick his ass every day.

      That kid will be taking a lot of pills when he gets older.

    • Captain Irony
      November 8, 2018 at 12:00 pm

      Cue me stepping in and saying something about this…

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