SJW Racebaiting Wonderbread Queen Nicole Burch Has Stirred The Pot Before, “Found” Racist Slur On A Dumpster Last Year, Jacked Outrage From Attention Hungry Sex Therapist Who Forces Her Son To Be “Gender Neutral” For Headlines And Social Media Likes
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The other day, I wrote about the Old Country Store in Mansfield being the latest target for a mostly white angry mob of SJWs over a 19th century tobacco ad displayed on the wall. Despite the poster being from the Jim Crow era, when ghosts in your blood was considered an actual disease and kids were given heroin as cough syrup (it was a pretty stupid time in our country’s history), people went apeshit over the fact that this old timey penny candy store displaying a vintage ad. We credited the outrage to Nicole “invite me to the hood BBQ” Burch, because her posts sure seem to indicate this was all her crazy idea:
We all know there is a 99% chance the business owner did NOT say any of these things to her, but God do I hope it’s true, because I concur. It must be painful to be a saltines-white, late 30’s perpetually outraged resistance leader in Mansfield, Massachusetts. God knows there isn’t enough oppression to fight out there. But looks like Nicole is adept at finding it, because last year she weaseled her way into headlines after finding the N-word spray painted on a dumpster:
MANSFIELD, Mass. (WJAR) — It’s something Nicole Burch never expected to find in her Mansfield neighborhood.
It was a racial slur spray painted on a dumpster.
Burch wanted to share her experience on social media to make her community aware of what had happened.
“I want people to feel like they belong in this town and are part of this town and I also wanted the community to stand behind that,” said Burch.”
Translation – I wanted everyone on social media to acknowledge how woke I am, and I wanted news interviews.
Don’t you just hate when you’re taking your kids and dog on a tour of the town’s dumpsters, and the N-word pops up?
Now, I know there’s been some speculation as to how convenient it is that this poonrag keeps finding racism everywhere, but I don’t think she fabricated this. All cities and towns have teenagers. Teenagers do shit like this. They think it’s funny and edgy and probably laughed their asses off at the outraged loon staking “hate has no home here” signs in people’s yards and crying to the news. Teenagers are dumb. It doesn’t mean the KKK has moved in to Mansfield.
And as it turns out, Nutty Nicole isn’t even the one who started the penny candy PosterGate. Nope, that would be the aforementioned “Spoonham Kristen”, aka, Kristin Hambridge, a sex therapist who recently got her taste of the 15 minutes of social justice fame for forcing her toddler son to be “gender neutral”
Sorry, but I don’t follow. When my daughter was 3 she once told me she was going to grow up and marry her dad – I didn’t leap up and proclaim that she may identify as incestuous some day. That would be insane. Little kids say crazy shit as they figure out themselves, the world, and language. It doesn’t make every word out of their mouths gospel. I’m going to go ahead and say that, in my humble opinion, the expectation that your child go against the grain to be “gender neutral” sets up more pressure and expectations than just, not. Your kids are kids, lady. They are not supposed to be some weird social experiment you put on to garner internet attention. Jesus H Christ. Luckily for this kid, whatever he decides to identify as, his mother has forever memorialized his weird upbringing with pictures online of him in a dress. Thanks, Ma!
Meanwhile, people are still losing their shit over the “racism” at the Old Country Store:
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So now the sex therapist’s husband is posting that people should not make personal attacks or drag their son into it…. Um your wife lead the charge to ruin a respective businessman’s livilhood and business. You proudly interviewed for an article and posted pictures of your amazing parenting ideals… YOU made all of this public and brought the publicity on yourself. Maybe you should keep your mindless minions in check if you don’t want to be headlining TBS.
I don’t think even full strength Dawn detergent would degrease her hair.
She’s being very insensitive to African culture by raising her son this way. If she were to google “Africa gay” on any day, at any time the results would show her that one of her pet protected groups is quite at odds with the other.
However did Kristin Hambone get pregnant? Sperm bank? Her sex therapy clients must all be women except for premature ejaculators and exhibitionists who need that cold shower.
When Jackson lets everyone know whether he is a boy or a girl, please be sure to let me know. I need to know if should address him as “champ’ or “princess”.
F’n stupid parents. This is exactly why this generation blows. Bunch of pussies. We’re doomed.
This poor 3 year old boy. His mother is literally abusing him and forcing him to be mentally ill. She’s depriving him of his childhood development so she can brag to her lefty friends at cocktail parties.
Considering transgenders have the highest rate of suicide (5x higher than combat vets) my guess is this poor kid will try to kill himself when he’s a teenager, afflicted by forced mental illness all for his mother’s selfish gain.
This is actually child abuse.
I don’t give a shit you talking about me… people like you are like a fart in the wind. But putting a picture of a child?? That’s too low even for a piece of shit
Yeah – his mother posted those pictures in the original article, so . . . nice try.
By the way, ‘redneck’ is as derogatory as ‘hillbilly’, but it’s all OK because it’s a term for white people.
You guys are like snakes lying in wait. Waiting for something to offend you just so you can snap out and claim racism where there is no racism. Keep preaching how “strong and independent” you are while being the opposite and ALWAYS “feeling” victimized and see how far you get in life.
When you have nothing to give your kids other than the perception that EVERYTHING is potentially racist, then you raise weak and dependent children.
Take the time to show your kids that sign and say “People used to think that black people were like monkeys and that was wrong. It’s a good thing we have this sign up there to remind us of how people used to see blacks. Look how blacks have made it in America.” But no, you keep instilling victimization into a life that can become
more than just a skin color.
So it was ok to call a respected businessman a white supremesist racist and make public plans to ruin his reputation and business? Why is it ok to call people terrible names and seek out to publicly ruin them and then be offended when very public information about the accusers is brought to light? Spoonham provided those pictures and bragged about her parenting skills to a worldwide media outlet. Stop looking to be a victim. Sometimes it’s not all about you.
The way things are going, we’ll be able to move up our timetable by a decade. Thank you, American knuckleheads.
Hey, I have a solution that will save a lot of time and ammunition.
I’ll pull out my dick, and you, the evil Chinese General, pull out your dick.
Whoever’s dick is smaller surrenders his country, whores out the women and gives up the men for slavery….
Hey, where’d you go?
Sorry folks, my pitchfork has been in the shop. Let’s lynch that racist.
I still don’t understand how raising your child like that ISN’T considered a form of child abuse. You KNOW your kid will end up getting the crap kicked out of them at school!
Little Johnny here is going to get the shit kicked out of him on the playground. Thanks mom for your guidance and wisdom…
Yeah, and 5 will get you 10,000 it’s gonna be the black kids who kick his ass every day.
That kid will be taking a lot of pills when he gets older.
Cue me stepping in and saying something about this…