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SJWs Try To Destroy Northampton Auto Body Shop For Towing Cars Illegally Parked In Their Lot During “March For Our Lives”

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Hampshire GazetteWhile some protesters were marching up Elm Street on Saturday, their cars were being marched down King Street. That was the scene when a local business, Greg’s Auto Repair, had 14 cars towed from its lot, which the owner said was overflowing with unauthorized vehicles that were impeding business.

“Full to where you couldn’t even drive in it,” was how owner Jeff Tenczar described the parking lot across from his shop, where even on weekends he said customers and towing companies drop off cars needing service, and where he rents two spots to a taxi company.

Those who came back to find their cars gone didn’t take kindly to the towing. Many of them were parking there, across from Northampton High School, to attend the March for our Lives, during which thousands came out to protest gun violence. Student organizer Ben Moss-Horwitz interrupted his speech to let people know their cars were being towed. The kerfuffle that resulted followed a familiar script for viral outrage: the upset vehicle owners and their supporters took to the internet, where they left one-star reviews for Greg’s Auto Repair on the website Yelp and on Google reviews, some of which suggested that he had their cars towed as political retribution for protesting. 

“Why support a business that so abhors free speech and, apparently, condones the slaughter of school children?” read one Google review written by Leslie Hoffman. Several of the car owners called the Gazette to express their anger.

The owner of Greg’s, however, told the Gazette that he had no political motivation whatsoever.

“I was aware of nothing going on on Saturday. I didn’t know the situation that there was a march or anything like that,” Tenczar said Monday. He said he himself has children in the city’s schools, but working 12-hour days he said he didn’t hear about the protest. “I’m all for the protection of our children.”

Tenczar said he has never seen his parking lot so busy. He said he has in the past tolerated the handful of cars that have parked there for high school sporting events, but Saturday’s crowd was too large.

“It makes me feel bad — I don’t want to upset anybody,” Tenczar said, adding that he doesn’t ever want to tow cars but felt he had to when several rows of vehicles piled up on Saturday. “I don’t get anything but headaches for having cars towed.”

Tenczar said he had purchased private parking signs, but hadn’t posted them until Sunday, the day after this latest incident. Signs reading “Parking for Greg’s Auto Repair only” with an accompanying tow warning were visible when the Gazette visited the lot on Monday. Despite the lack of signs, the company that towed the 14 cars said they and Greg’s Auto Repair were entirely within their legal rights to remove the cars from private property.

“It’s private property — you cannot park there,” said Brett Pietraszkiewicz, the operations manager at Ernie’s Towing. He likened Saturday’s situation to someone leaving their car in a stranger’s driveway. “Although his businesses were closed, his lots were open for his customers.”

Despite the company’s stance that it is firmly within the law in towing the vehicles, some of the vehicle owners have allegedly taken matters into their own hands. Pietraszkiewicz said two of the towed vehicles were taken out of Ernie’s lot and that they are working with the police to potentially press trespassing and larceny charges against the suspects.

LOL. This is great. I wish he did do it on purpose, and honestly, I’m not convinced he didn’t. Was it possible to not know that there were protests going on all over the country on Saturday? I dunno. Seems unlikely. But then again some people don’t know how the Internet works and only watch Nat Geo on TV, so I guess it COULD be true. Just seems unlikely.

I know a thing or two about revenge tows. In college the frat house next to us would tow any of our cars that parked on their property. So we waited for the right time to get our revenge. That came on alumni night when they had some douchey event going on in their house. At least 10-12 people unknowingly parked on our property. Sure, we could’ve asked them to move their cars or just gone on with their lives, but that’s not how revenge works. And seeing the anger in their eyes when they realized we had just ruined their night is something that still makes me warm and fuzzy to this day.

Either way it doesn’t matter. They were parked in his lot. That lot is directly across the street from his business. It obviously belongs to someone, and since he fixes cars for a living and needs a place to park them, that to me would be the obvious place he would keep them.

More importantly, you don’t need a sign to tow people from YOUR lot. It doesn’t matter if you weren’t open or if no one was parked there. When you see a parking lot you have to assume you’re on someone else’s property and you better make damn sure you have permission to park there. If not, don’t whine about it when your Berniemobile gets towed. I don’t have anyone parked in my driveway right now, nor is there a sign saying you can’t park here. Do these SJWs think they can come here and hang out in my driveway? Not happening hippies.

Naturally these savages did what they always do when they don’t get their way – declare cyber warfare on your livelihood. A bunch of people who had never done business at Greg’s start flooding him with 1 star reviews:

This is why I will never, ever, ever take an online review seriously. So long as Google and Facebook allow pretty much anyone to leave a review, without of any sort of evidence that they actually did business there, it will always be fake news. If these companies had a process in which business owners could flag fake reviews and they were hidden until Google and Facebook investigated their validity, it would be OK. But it’s a free for all and it’s not real.

Yet somehow it matters. It affect you coming up on page one of Google, which is something that dramatically affects your business. When people search “car repairs Northampton” you want to be #1. SEO companies make billions of dollars for their clients to be that first listing. And it can all be taken away by fake reviews.

So the only way to combat this is to fire back at these Nazis. This broad was the ringleader:

“Why support a business that so abhors free speech and apparently condones the slaughter of children.”

See that? That’s why they’re ultimately going to lose the gun control battle. Because they can’t stop calling anyone who they think disagrees with them child murderers. When you do that people like me, who normally would be open for a discussion on gun control, completely shut you out. You’re obviously not interested in an adult conversation, and you’d rather just call people names. Pass.

One of these women is Leslie Hoffman:

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say she’s one of the old white ladies in the pussy hats. Nothing cliche about that at all. She’s smart enough not to list her employment (LOL) on Facebook, because if she did we would obviously flood her work with one star reviews as well. She’s trying to harm a local tax paying business that contributes to the local economy and provides a valuable service, because rules don’t apply to her and she can park wherever she wants.

Shockingly she’s one of these:

The turd in your Facebook feed who talks about politics 24/7.

Eric Cunha also left a one star review:


But once again, it’s hard to financially harm a starving artist who seems to never be employed. Unlike Greg’s Auto Repair, they provide nothing to the public. They are a plague and a scourge whose only purpose is to post hashtags and keep the flannel industry afloat.

The bottom line is that if you don’t wanna get towed, don’t park in people’s lots. Luckily supporters have flooded Greg’s with 5 star reviews so they’ve negated these butthurt hippy trespassers. Feel free to do the same.

32 Comment(s)
  • superman2
    April 6, 2018 at 12:50 am

    Most of you are so correct. These so called protesters are useless pieces of shit put 10 of them together and they still could not figure how to change a light bulb. These self described do gooders have nothing else in life to do except get together with other pieces of shit and protest something, anything, they couldn’t care less about the purpose of the protest they are just to fucking stupid to do anything else in life. They believe they can do whatever the fuck they want to whomever they want, whenever they want these Fucking Assholes believe it is their God given right, most of them are Cunts just look at the pictures, and the males in these groups, they Cunts. In closing I’d like to say to you Assholes
    Fuck You!!!!! I hope the owners of the two companies mentioned sue your scumbag asses for slander and defamation.

  • Dr Ed
    April 3, 2018 at 7:26 pm

    I thought the property had to be posted — at least one sign.

    It’s not “trespassing” unless it is posted, and hence….

  • Ticket Man
    March 31, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    when these idiots come to Boston we light them up with Parking Tickets!!! Oh the Horror……HAHaha

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    March 30, 2018 at 1:23 am

    That pig-eared hijab sure is fitting. Or are those the fat bitch’s real ears?

  • former happy hooker
    March 30, 2018 at 12:17 am

    The ones that stole their cars back from the tow lot are in deep shit.Not only will they be criminally charged but the tow company owner may be entitles to extra $$ for his troubles.
    I hope it costs them triple stamps plus fines and a record.
    Entitled scumbags.

  • Kim g
    March 29, 2018 at 9:49 pm

    Umm those look like pig ears on their pink headscarves lol were they making fun of the muslim women? Omg this must be these peoples entire lives seriously protesting every friggen weekend or waiting for the email or phone call that they need 500 fat chicks wearing leggings in rhode island to sit on some guys lawn that dared to write a funny article how anyone over age 30 shouldn’t wear leggings lol 

  • Bernie Sanders
    March 29, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    Less than 10% of the attendees I. Washington were there to protest “gun violence”. The other 90% were supporters of the cackling hag, part of the #Resist movement. My guess is these weasels were the same crew. They wake up every morning (sadly…) hoping that today will be the day our President dies, resigns, gets impeached or indicted. The protests have nothing to do with saving the live of children, if they did they’d be advocating for more Police, which means more guns!

    The left is hysterical in their hatred for freedom. They are being exposed and only the truly stupid cannot see them for who they are.

    Not a single mass shooter has ever been an NRA member. Over 95% have been left wing loons. Virtually all the hate and the violence in American society comes from one side of the political equation and it’s not from the Right….

  • SMH
    Lesbian Mom and taxi
    March 29, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    Why didn’t these “students” all bicycle to the event? Or take the bus? Wouldn’t that be the PC thing to do?

    • lovely
      March 29, 2018 at 11:56 pm

      Because they wouldn’t be caught dead taking public transit. Ask them, they’ll give you a mortified look. Despite the fact that transit would have been cheaper than a tow.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    March 29, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    Leslie Jane Hoffman

    Acting MassGREEN Director at MassGREEN Initiative (2009-2014)

  • Steven Stover
    March 29, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    I would have had any car towed with a Bernie or Hillary sticker. I would have had anyone towed and I would have them charged with “being a asshole” if there was any bumper sticker endorsing the fake Indian.

  • Hughbo Mont
    March 29, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    They tell us not to judge muslims by the action of a few but when a few idiots kill somebody with a gun all gun owners will have to be punished.

  • msheadkracker
    March 29, 2018 at 1:30 pm

    If I were Greg id see what kind of legal action I can take on these idiots, they’d get a trespassing charge for the car parked and then anyone that left a 1 ⭐️ Review that wasn’t a paying customer would be sued for libel or slander, this is the only way these buttfucks will stop, take legal action against them. I’m sure it would’ve been fine if 1-2 cars parked there and they didn’t take it to extremes like they like to do, but these liberal shits think they can do whatever they want whenever they want, especially at their rallies and marches. This was just one business across the nation that was harassed by these terrorist too, how many others were attacked with a lot full of Prius’s and unarmed skinny jean wearing cucks?

    March 29, 2018 at 1:24 pm

    I’ve got the tar & feathers! True story 9 out of 10 millennials do not know how to change a light bulb, but want to wear flannels & work boots like they are some kind of trades men, but then put people in trades down & think they are better because they wear flannel in an office or Starbucks . Then emulate trades men by they way they dress! Can you see the the special kind of special in that logic. So, I want to give a big shout out to all the trades workers in our country! with out you we would have no water, electricity, buildings to work in, schools to educate, roads to drive on, public transit, homes to live in etc. So, I as a hard working, law abiding, firearm owning, tax paying, productive member of society, never even getting a parking ticket American citizen want to thank you guys for doing what you do! People take everything for granted & its fucked. I would really love to go on tb live & give my thoughts about a lot. especially because I’m considered a millennial but I consider my self an 80s kid. I think it would be good to show that some people considered millennials are truly nothing like them. hahaha i somehow doubt that would happen because I know most people would not take me seriously because of my age. Hey tb if I can get 100 likes. will you let me call in so we can have a discussion on how fucked up our society is? I give you my word as a man, I won’t yell or scream if we don’t agree on something. I will be respectful & civil unlike most. I can not say I won’t cuss because that’s a lie & I’m not about that life. If you fellow turtle riders would like to hear what a kid my age, take on life & nonsense in our world is & not The puppets the msm parades around to brainwash people. then I urge you to hit that like thumbs up button thing & tell our dear leader to let me on. I know I’ve gotten a lot of likes on my posts a hand full of thumbs down but that’s because people get butt hurt about truth facts & logic & it was those who gave me the down vote! You guys tell tb what topics you want a so called millennials opinion on & I’ll give them to you with respect logic & facts. Who knows maybe you could start a new segment tb, I think that would be awesome. Plus it would be a win for me. to get alot off my chest & not worry about someone trying to take my career away from me. or wanting to hurt my friends family or fellow man who agree, because they dont agree with truth & facts. What do you guys think?

    • TortugaNino
      March 29, 2018 at 1:46 pm

      Bitch you thirsty, please grab a sprite…

      • TortugaNino
        March 29, 2018 at 6:03 pm

        I shoulda known a vince staples reference would fall flat here.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 29, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    That Eric Cunha looks like a real cake, doesn’t he

    Consider a 5 star review coming your way Greg

    • ha!
      March 30, 2018 at 12:03 am

      he’s an Uber driver.

  • Ah Choo
    March 29, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    If you wear a beard and a flannel shirt and don’t do anything involving the use of your hands for physical labor are you just an unoriginal douche bag?

  • Kanacke Hasser
    March 29, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    So leftist hordes made noise, caused problems, broke the law and hindered businesses. File this under “Stopped Being News Circa 1965”.

  • Brian’s Mother
    March 29, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    Brian Albrecht! What did I tell you in the other blog??? Just because I allow you to live in my basement doesn’t mean you can’t get fucked up. I really don’t want to send Bret down there to straighten you up, but I will if I have to! He is your daddy now and you’ve had enough time to work it out! Suck it up and move on!

  • Spankster
    March 29, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    Maybe the guy who owns the place was to busy working 12 hr days and hadn’t had a chance to sneak into Ma’s basement to see what was happening that weekend

  • Jack Mehoff
    March 29, 2018 at 11:46 am

    More whining liberal pussies. Fuck em all !!! Hopefully they will praying someday that someone nearby has a legal gun when somebody is butt fucking them.

  • Screw PC
    March 29, 2018 at 11:26 am

    Leslie Hoffman is so fat and ugly, she’d have to sneak up on a glass of water.

    And Eric Cunha is standing in a men’s room with his mouth open like a typical liberal SJW, not so subtly clueing us in on what he likes to do in his spare time. At least there are no kids in the bathroom.

    Hope they both see these comments. Hi Eric, you fucking fairy. I’d say hi to the fat load too, but I don’t speak hippopotamus.

  • Tageman
    March 29, 2018 at 11:19 am

    One word name calling now is substitute for an actual argument debate or discussion

  • HoggWild
    March 29, 2018 at 11:16 am

    Hogg is excited that Amendola is on the Hunt for a new wide reciever now that he has broken up with his gal pal. Hogg thinks he can turn him out. More st 11.

    • Nickname Generator
      March 29, 2018 at 12:21 pm

      Tell me the jocks don’t call him “Sux” Hogg.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    March 29, 2018 at 10:58 am

    Fat, ugly she-trolls who hate America and a soyboy hipster dipshit – check and double-check. They should come hang out here in west Texas for while. That’d REALLY get their granny-panties in a wad!

  • Brian Albrecht
    March 29, 2018 at 10:54 am

    Bret M Killoran = does anal

    • walked into that one
      March 29, 2018 at 12:19 pm

      …and your girl loves it

    • Mom’s Basement
      March 29, 2018 at 12:50 pm

      Does it hurt you when he does that?

  • Joe Shmidlap
    March 29, 2018 at 10:53 am

    Good. Tow them all. These people can do no wrong. If you challenge them on anything you are immediately labeled as a racist and if you challenge them on not parking on private property you now support school shootings somehow… here’s a novel idea…stop acting like a fucking pussy and take responsibility for parking where you knew you shouldn’t park.

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