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Slum Raw Dog Millionaire With Heroin Google Trophies Announces That Only Girls Under 140 Pounds Can Ride His Bone Ranger, As Long As They’re White

 

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This is Zach with an H Pierce from North Brookfield.

As you can tell from the Planet Fitness membership and his unique ability to stick digits in various orifices, he’s got life by the balls. Except for the occasional Google trophy for heroin possession or giving the cops a fake social security number.

But who hasn’t given the cops a fake social security number before? Totally relatable.

He’s not one to mince words on Facebook, and tells the world exactly what’s on his mind. For instance, “white is right.”

And if you have a problem with that then you’re an “ignorant cop loving ass with beat feet.”

Of course he ends his screed with the shocker emoji. Because, of course he does.

If I was thirsty like you don’t you think I would’ve at least tried to hit you up?

Does this look like a guy who doesn’t have a line out the door of spam javelin craving gutterswine?

Ladies, if you play your cards right you could be invited for an overnight stay in his halfway house boarding room filled with random wires, trash, and broken dreams.

This is legitimately his cover photo:

Nicholas Sparks couldn’t write a better love story than that.

This week he decided to make a public service announcement that he won’t allow any of the thirsty women in line to to take a ride on puff the one eyed dragon if they weigh more than 140 pounds. He also explained why….

He prefers sexy ladies, not mediocrity. And as a two bit criminal junkie in North Brookfield he can afford to be picky.

According to him he can be choosy though, because he “only smashes dimes.”

And by smashing dimes he means, “I stole from the March of Dimes to feed my heroin habit.”

One of the thot pockets who is friends with him chimed in that she was slightly over the weight limit, but because of her junk in the trunk should be given special consideration.

If your reaction to a ratchet post like this is to post pictures of yourself in a bra and panties on his publicly viewable Facebook page, then you might be just as ratchet as he is. Nevertheless, she got him to rethink his policy.

Glad to hear he has flexibility in his policy.

Then in a totally not trashtacular move, she showed him the backside so he’d have no choice but to rescind his initial statement.

Does this look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t toss you the bone ranger if you were slightly over the weight limit?

Slum raw dog millionaire is game for whatever. As long as you’re white of course.

Just to be clear – he does make exceptions. However, he’s got 100’s of messages from thirsty “slob hoes with busted boxes” in his DMs, so he felt the need to weed some of them out with a general announcement on Facebook.

Also, any hoes who apply to jump on the kidney scraper must be able to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

This is the face of a man who lives off of grilled cheese sandwiches and mac and cheese.

He goes to the gym several times a week.

If you count Planet Fitness as a gym.

Don’t misinterpret what he’s saying though, he’s a really “nice guy” who believes in chivalry and respect.

And what better way to show respect for women then to tell them that they can’t go above a certain weight limit if they want to continue to play with his AIDS baster.

Then he got called out for violating his own rules when women started coming forward and showing evidence that it’s actually him who’s the thirsty one in their inboxes.

He’s totally not racist though. He just has the tendency of accusing women who turn him down of exclusively swapping love juices with black men.

Just think ladies – if you don’t keep in shape you’re gonna miss out on all of this:

Better sign up for Beach Body, because the baloney pony is coming to town.

 

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38 Comment(s)
  • karma
    April 23, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    ZACK PIERCE IS THE MOST PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A ‘”MAN” IVE EVER COME ACROSS IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME. THANK YOU TURTLE BOY FOR EXPOSING HIM FOR WHAT HE IS. NOT ONLY IS HE AN ABUSIVE PIECE OF SHIT, HE ALSO HAS 2 KIDS THAT HE HAS NEVER SUPPORTED IN ANY WAY. HE LIVES IN A DISGUSTINGLY FILTHY ROOM IN HIS GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE BUT DOESN’T PAY A DIME OR LIFT A FINGER TO HELP HIS GRANDMOTHER AROUND THE HOUSE. (BTW IN HIS PROFILE PIC OF HIM IN HIS SUIT IN HIS BATHROOM OF HIS GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE YOU CAN SEE HIS GRANDMOTHERS DIRTY UNDERWEAR PILE!) HE ALSO TALKS ABOUT ALL WOMEN IN THE MOST DISGUSTING WAYS. IS THE BIGGEST PUSSY AND IS ALL BARK NO BITE. TALK ABOUT A FACEBOOK TOUGH GUY. BLAMES EVERYONE ELSE FOR HIS OWN ADDICTION TO DRUGS (HE IS 100% A JUNKIE AND 100% IS ON WELFARE BECAUSE HE HAS MASSHEALTH AND A FOODSTAMP CARD) IF YOU SEE HIM BE SURE TO KICK HIS LOSER ASS IN HIS SAGGY ASS BALLS! ☺

  • Readthiswhileidump
    April 22, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    This idiot has a second Facebook account with a “K” instead of an “H” where he goes by the nick name ZigZag…. what a goon.

  • Ball Washer
    April 22, 2019 at 8:22 am

    Ratchet mating rituals are so fascinating. Here we have the wild racist ratchet in his natural territory and he seems to have landed himself an equally ratchet “thick girl.”

  • Your mom Massachusetts
    April 19, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    Do a little more digging and found out more about mr. Pierce Nd I bet you’ll all be amazed to find out how big of a pos he really is he got like 2 or 3 kids and dont support them

  • Scott
    April 19, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    He’s proud of this turtle boy fame! He’s only mad you called him a junkie! Other than that everything else was fine! Lmao

  • I Need to Wash My Hands
    April 19, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Anyone have some hand sanitizer? So gross all around. Social media has ruined this world

  • Ralph
    April 19, 2019 at 9:44 am

    It’s just a fact that if your bedroom floor is linoleum then you’ll eventually be Turtleboy famous.

  • Green drip
    April 19, 2019 at 7:51 am

    This is gold! Drinking my coffee catching up on the turtle and BAM!! The whore! I had a few interactions with this pig when I wrapped up in December. Found her on POF She sent me the exact same pictures. I found out a week later after I was telling my boy about her and I told him her name and how I thought it was nasty for a woman to beg me for pictures of my dick. He started laughing and showed me the same pictures. She has about 5-10 pics she always sends out. always taken from above, never no straight on shots, cause you would see how big those legs are. She gave this other dude I know from the joint some mouth infection from eating her box. I seen one picture of Brittany’s face and it had a dog filter on it and that was after she sent me coochie and ass pictures first.

  • Stop tucking your cock and balls and take Randal upstairs from your moms basement.
    April 18, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    There are no real woman that he has as friends. They are his own fake accounts that he has real conversations with.

  • AHM
    April 18, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    He says he’s nothin welfare but I bet anything he’s on Masshealth, which is a form of welfare.

    • Holdens_Finest
      April 19, 2019 at 8:30 am

      Ummm… No. I pay for my MassHealth asshole. I guarantee the 4-figures I pay is more than you make in a month.

  • M
    April 18, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Why is this guy talking about pussy, when it is clear he has never seen one? He is obviously gay, and if he isn’t he would never make my list. I’m married, but if I wasn’t I wouldn’t date a tattooed, racist, drug addict, criminal, with no job.

    • Y
      April 18, 2019 at 7:36 pm

      He hasn’t had pussy since pussy had him.

      • blackie o'connell
        April 19, 2019 at 9:12 pm

        Yep this little fucker is gay – left his pink and purple chick’s bike over a dudes house in town

    • Well, No Shit
      April 18, 2019 at 7:45 pm

      He sees (a) pussy every time he looks in the mirror.

  • No Fat Chicks
    April 18, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    Zach Pierce is a complete “pierce” of shit as a human bean, but I gotta say if I was a single man and looking for a date, white and under 140 lbs would be part of my criteria. Unfortunately, due to the current obesity epidemic, I’d probably remain dateless.

    • Y
      April 18, 2019 at 7:40 pm

      Go home, and flick your bean.

  • Suck that shit in Britt
    April 18, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    The reason Brittany had no problem showing pictures of her body like that is because she is a walking STD. Stand close enough to her and you may end up with the Hep C or herpes. She is a Dirty bitch. You want a real story do some digging into this spermburping moron. Lmafo she should get the 2019 pig award! And your past 150 all day Brit. You weigh around 180 on a good day! And you should stop showing your ass to people because the warts that are near your asshole, are not only disgusting as hell but it’s a pretty good topic of conversation when your not around. So maybe make a dr appt to have them removed. Oh shit!!! did you figure out who I am now? Oh that’s right everyone knows about your asshole warts already. Hahaha slam pig! Have fun figuring out who I am. I’m sure you will be crying to me all about this article while I laugh my ass off with my phone on mute pig

  • Harry Richard
    April 18, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    You fucking idiots need to dig deeper. Brittany Peace (the slit who posted herself in bra and panties) is a MUCH, much bigger story than this slippery piece of white trash; a slut racist with a public record longer than her sagging buttcheeks.
    Be better, Turtleboy.
    p.s. Black and Hispanic women are far more beautiful than white broads. No comparison.

  • Hmm
    April 18, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    SSTG must be a fatso.

  • Big Wick
    April 18, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    I wonder, do these “subjects” ever read and respond to their Turtle fame? What a good name for a song: “Baloney Pony’s Coming To Town.”

  • Willy Wonka
    April 18, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    I remember this clown from elementary school, he used to brag to everyone that he watched porn movies with his father.

  • Horny White Babe
    April 18, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    Wow! I wanna get Hep C, Chlamydia, and Herpes! Hit me up baby!

    • Well, No Shit
      April 18, 2019 at 4:35 pm

      We all got that just by looking at his picture. :/

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 18, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    We all know the story, if your are the one bragging about it, you ain’t got it. Is there any woman on his page that could backup his boasts? I bet no… Little dick, big mouth, is all

  • Randy’s momma
    April 18, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    I once had a pimple on my ass that weighed more than 140!

  • Hart Ford
    April 18, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    And the amazing part is that the women talk to him! How screwed up is that? Back away from the train wreck sweetie because you don’t know where the collateral damage will fly.

    • Ms. Hiv
      April 18, 2019 at 6:30 pm

      In this case it’s Brittany who has the most disease to offer

  • CrispyC
    April 18, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    What a fag. Pretty clear he sticks his mouth against a glory hole to make money to buy smack.

    Someone please kick his scrawny ass and put it up on the Internet forever.

    • Jussie Smollett
      April 18, 2019 at 4:31 pm

      He gives great glory hole! He make me shave my balls first but it’s worth it!

    • Y
      April 18, 2019 at 4:35 pm

  • Stunt Penis
    April 18, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    I’m not seeing an issue here…

    A man’s gotta have standards after all.

  • TB
    April 18, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    If only that WERE the shocker emoji, that would make this dude remotely amusing. Alas. It isn’t and neither is he. He needs a firing squad.

  • Mia
    April 18, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    SPLOOSH

  • Randall Guy
    April 18, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    I didn’t hear TB mention these type posts when he was speaking to the GOP “public” meeting.

    It was all about doing the work mainstream media wouldn’t.

    Is the the kind of info the public needs?

    Is this where my $10 goes?

    • Slight butt hole smell
      April 18, 2019 at 2:35 pm

      Wah wah wah too much about politics wah wah

      wah wah wah talk about politics more wah wah

    • Well, No Shit
      April 18, 2019 at 2:42 pm

      Do you really have so little in your life that shitting on nearly every TBS blog is the only highlight of your day?

      It’s more sad than annoying, really. I actually feel bad for you, RG. Seriously.

    • Randals New Mistress
      April 18, 2019 at 2:48 pm

      Oh you must be new Randal. Uncle Turtle didn’t even write this for one. For two, this blog posts ALL types of situations as far as a good public shaming goes. It can be Mass State Police, or this chud. You never know what youre gonna get. Entertaining none the less. Also free if you feel 10 bucks it too much.

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