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Smith College Policy Says To Report Anything To Campus PD “No Matter How Insignificant,” Woke Student Who Attended $60K A Year Boarding School Says She’s Terrified From 15 Second Conversation With Polite Cop

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The other day we published this blog about the woke Smith College student who is currently dealing with unspeakable trauma from a 15 second encounter with campus police who politely went on his way after responding to a call about her sleeping in an unauthorized area of an empty building.

She’s milking this like no individual has ever milked a fake hate crime before:

Oumou Kanoute, a rising sophomore at the school,had campus police called on her this week after an employee said she looked “out of place.” Now Kanoute claims that she was “dehumanized” by the event and that it has left her “terrified.”

Every media outlet I’ve seen has called her a “rising sophomore.” Da fuq does that even mean? They’re literally bending over backwards to kiss this girl’s ass and make it seem like she’s the second coming of Sir Isaac Newton.

“I have to check my closet at night now before I go to bed; I’m terrified in my own room,” Kanoute said, CNN reported. “I don’t even feel like leaving my room sometimes. I can’t sleep or eat, and all I want is this person to understand the predicament they’ve put me in.”

She checks her closet?? For what? To see if her Gucci bag is still there? I’m sorry, was she the victim of a break in? Was she raped? Nope. She had a brief conversation with a cop for 15 seconds. This is insane that her bullshit is even being humored.

“I want to know what was said during that call that dehumanized me and criminalized me,” Kanoute said, when speaking with CNN. “It’s the scariest and most upsetting thing that’s ever happened to me.”

The fact that this is the “scariest” thing that’s ever happened to you sums up just how sheltered your life thus far has been. You were not dehumanized or criminalized. Someone did what Smith College told them to do and the cops essentially did a brief wellness check on you before moving on with their day. You were not scared, and you were not upset. You are just an attention whore and an immature child looking for woke points.

“It just still upsets me to just talk about it because I don’t even feel safe on my own campus and I’m away from home,” Kanoute said. “I’m the first in my family to go to college. I’m doing this not only for me but for my family, for my ancestors.”

A turtle rider had the perfect comment on our Facebook page the other day about this. Here it is:

Her interview is full of so many sympathy statements it’s silly. 1) Where is she from that she’s “away from home”? Her hometown is listed on Smith’s cross country roster as New York, N.Y but she’s having a hard time in Northhampton? She makes it seem like she’s studying abroad. 2) Being the first person in your family to go to college isn’t a rarity. I was the first person in my family to go to college and nobody gave a shit. If I had said I was going “for my ancestors” I would have had my family of miscreants laugh me off the planet. I didn’t have the means to go to a private college. You know where I went? Harvard on the hill (aka Quinsig.) Security gave me a whole bunch of shit multiple times for sleeping in my car before class and nobody apologized. If anything I was thankful to be woken up and not miss my shitty 8 a.m. math class. 

Think of the alternative: If there was a random person sleeping in a common area, nobody reported it and it resulted in an actual issue on campus what would happen? You’d have the same mob freaking out about campus safety and #seesomethingsaysomething

Sorry your nap, erm, “lunch” was interrupted for 10 seconds by someone doing their job. FOH.

This comment further proves that turtle riders are the smartest, most attractive, and greatest people on earth. Oumou’s continuing victimization is insulting to people who have lived through real trauma. Has Masslive interviewed any combat veterans about the trauma they deal with? Have they gone down to the battered women’s shelter and spoken to them about how they ended up there? Have they spoken to a parent who has lost a child to cancer? Because that’s what real pain feels like. This chick had a 15 second conversation after a nap. She’s a disgusting excuse for a human being, and it’s sick that the media is even humoring her.

Oh, and she illegally recorded the police officer too, without telling him. This is a violation of federal wiretapping laws. But don’t worry Oumou, you’re an outspoken, short haired woman of color in Northampton. There is a 0.0% chance they’d ever come after you for the laws you broke that day. You have protected status, despite your misguided belief that you are a member of some sort of oppressed group.

Oumou also grew up filthy rich in New York. She attended the Westminster School in Simsbury, CT, a boarding school which costs $60,000 a year to attend. She has never struggled a day in her life, which is why a 15 second polite conversation with a campus police officer is the worst thing that has ever happened to her. She is not oppressed. She is not a victim. She is the face of modern day privilege. An individual who has had everything handed to her in life on a silver platter, but still tries to find a way to victimize herself.

Anyway, we found this excerpt interesting from Smith College’s own website, about their policy when it comes to campus safety:

Community participation and involvement are essential to crime prevention on campus. Since officers cannot be everywhere at once, responsibiity for crime prevention also rests upon each member of the Smith community. When individuals do their part by recognizing and reporting incidents of suspicious or criminal activity, they greatly improve the effectiveness of the Campus Police Department.

Get involved by becoming more security conscious and by reporting all incidents of suspicious or criminal activity, no matter how insignificant, to Campus Police immediately. Unreported crimes cannot be solved and may allow the perpetrators to commit additional and perhaps more serious crimes. Solving a crime depends upon how accurately and promptly the incident is reported.

They literally tell people in their own words to call the Campus Police if they see anything suspicious (like what appears to be a man sleeping in an unauthorized area of an empty building in a city with a serious panhandling issue), NO MATTER HOW INSIGNIFICANT. It’s clear as day – don’t fuck around. Call the Campus PD over even the slightest worry just to be on the safe side.

I guess they’ll have to amend that to “unless they’re not white” because the employee who did exactly as the school’s policy dictated that they should, has been suspended while they pay a law firm millions of dollars to look into this. And just wait until she gets lawyered up by Lisa Bloom, or some other blood sucker who makes a living by bullying institutions and forcing them to settle for damages. The costs for the school will be astronomical and it will lead to tuition hikes. But it’s no big deal for people like Oumou, because she comes from wealth and money will never, ever be an issue for her.

40 Comment(s)
  • WTF is that
    August 6, 2018 at 2:06 pm

    Even as a he it is ugly as sin.

  • Maggot
    August 6, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    Disgusting filthy gross POS Maggot! Please son do not wear a bikini ever again. I must gouge my eyes out now & I just got permanent ED.

  • Laurajulie
    August 6, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Why is she so adamant that the media should not talk to anyone in her past? Is it because they’ll say she has played the victim in other cases? There mist be some dirt

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    August 6, 2018 at 9:12 am

    Ah, memories! I remember the time I was profiled for being a white trash hillbilly back in the early 80s when I was attending Clark as a commuter student.

    Like the person who wrote in who went to Quinsig, I was snoozing in my car one morning waiting for my shitty 8:00am Expository Writing class to start. During that era I had hair like Jimmy Page and drove a beat up late model muscle car that was straight out of Mad Max. As I was sitting there spacing out, some douche who worked in the Dean’s office walked into the Administrative building arm-in-arm with some young secretary he was banging. He must have seen me smirking at him because he shot me baleful glare and within 2 minutes campus security was at my window asking for ID. The campus cop was super nice and polite, apologized for bothering me, complimented me on my wheels, and was on his way. Damn that white privilege.

  • panzer9811
    August 6, 2018 at 5:47 am

    I love how mass-live was called out in this story. SO FUCKING SPOT-ON. You will never see them interview a combat veteran, or woman from a shelter for the abused. It does not fit their race-baiting, woke, liberal agenda.
    This bitch is going for the gold in the Oppression Olympics, and if they can help her by doing 75 articles about her pathetic bullshit, you can bet your ass they will. Negative comments about her will not be tolerated, and will be labeled “content disabled” (deleted).

    Thank you TBS for telling it like it is………and allowing us to do the same.

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 6, 2018 at 1:19 pm

      Oppression Olympics. Good one!

  • Kunta Kincade
    August 6, 2018 at 4:56 am

    Her real name is Velveta Jackson. She started using the name Oumou Kanoute after she watched Roots and decided to get in touch with her african ancestors to protest the evil white man selling her into slavery.

  • SMH
    August 6, 2018 at 2:08 am

    This girl is building a bright future for herself to someday run a non-profit or teach women’s studies in a wealthy, white-guilt (liberal) University. In the mean time, she has material for some course papers, and possibly going on speaking/protesting tours with Emma Gonzalez and David Hogg.

  • 100 Please
    August 5, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    Great news for the black lives matter bowel movement.
    Chicago shootings up to 60 within the lasr 47 hours.

    • KeepEm Coming
      August 6, 2018 at 3:45 am

      63 now with 10 confirmed kills.
      The last muthafuckers had better aim. We can get to 100 by Monday evening. You gotta believe in miracles.
      I am sure all da bois had their LTC. They do things legal.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    August 5, 2018 at 10:03 pm

    If I had a son, he’d look like Oumou.

    The Smith Police acted stupidly.

  • Clitty Litter
    August 5, 2018 at 9:50 pm

    That photo with the binky is hysterical!

    Life is going to be tough buttercup.

  • Maudernliving
    August 5, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    I was supporting omuna until i got to the post where she said she was beautiful and then i didn’t believe anything she said.

  • Bill Realist
    August 5, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    The elite has been looking for a worthwhile greasy nagger like this to prop up for a while now. This is just the first time you heard of her. Definitely not the last. Meteoric rise to the top of the progressive top should be expected

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    August 5, 2018 at 9:13 pm

    Every time I see that show “What Would You Do?” where they stage fake assaults and shit I usually say to myself “nothing” and change the channel.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 5, 2018 at 9:09 pm

    These posts are all racist

    I am going to file a lawsuit call the FBI and on Wednesday you will see what happens

    Kevin Lynch
    48 Cedar Street
    Fitchburg MA 01420
    Headquarters for Low life Scumbags

  • Stunt Penis
    August 5, 2018 at 7:28 pm

    Fear not, that Smith Public Safety policy will be updated soon to get rid of that racist language.

    I hope the employee who made the call is a Turtle Rider, sees the policy, and gets a screen-printed copy to his attorney before Smith takes it down. The employee has Smith by the proverbial balls on this one. Simply being suspended puts a permanent blemish on that employee’s record which will prevent any sort of meaningful job advancement at Smith. I figure Smith’s actions have to be worth at least a couple million to the employee, if not more. Attorney Richard N. Vulva, Esq., would have a field-day with them.

    But, more to the point, scenarios like this is why my personal motto in life is “Look out for Numero Uno, because, if I don’t do it, nobody else is going to.” Or, for those with the benefit of a classic education:

    Quid lucrum istic mihi est?

    Loosely translate from latin: “What’s in it for me?”

    See something, say something? Nope, nada, no way, ain’t in my best interest to open my mouth about anything. Saying something doesn’t benefit Numero Uno in any way, shape or form — unless of course there’s a large reward attached to me providing the information… and then, I might consider it, but, only through an attorney.

    Words to live by.

  • So many choices
    August 5, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    I feel so bad for this poor girl; none of you understand the stress this event caused her.

    When thisnofficer came up to her she had to make an instant decision for her own well-being….

    Do I go with he called me a dyke? How about the metoo movement did he look at my body inappropriately? Was it because I’m black?

    We can all debate whether she made the right choice in how she could be victimized; the true answer will come out by the number of articles masslive writes about her; how many news shows interview her; and how much money her eventual go fund me makes…..

    The numbers will tell if she made the right choice….

    But right she is simply a hero in my book for valiantly making a split second decision on just what kind of victim she wanted to be; not many of us could act so cool under such pressure.

  • swede
    August 5, 2018 at 6:20 pm

    I’d tap that little monkey.

    • WeAreFucked
      August 5, 2018 at 6:56 pm

      Had the caller reported “a possible monkey where a monkey shouldn’t be” maybe we’d have a real race issue?

      • Curious George
        August 5, 2018 at 7:22 pm

        Then she would’ve just claimed the cop was racist if he cane up to her and said “excuse me…..have you seen a monkey around here…..I’m looking for a monkey?

        “What kind of monkey officer?”

        An “African monkey”

  • the absconded dylan roofus
    August 5, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    Does anyone know which church she attends?

  • Publius
    August 5, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    turtleboy rocks. blogs like this are why TB international sensation.

  • Aliyah
    August 5, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    Shut the fuck up you stupid, ignorant pity party of a person. This has nothing to do with race!!!! How do we even know the caller was white if their identity was never given? Is all this based off an assumption?

    In the beginning of 2018, I was sitting in my car in the empty parking lot waiting to pick up my husband from work. I chose to park in this particular lot because it was extremely sunny and humid and I parked in the shade waiting for my husband as he was running late. Someone called the cops on me for being suspicious and a white officer came over very politely and told me the caller’s concerns. We both laughed it off and went on with our lives. I’m half white and half black but my complexion tells you I’m African. Anyways…I didnt assume someone was racist and hated me and called the cops because I’m black. I looked shady as hell and i admit it. Maybe she looked shady too. Disgrace to all black women she is. Get the fuck over it sweetheart and stop trying to gain sympathy and make this a race thing.

    • Burlando Castile
      August 5, 2018 at 6:59 pm

      “How do we even know the caller was white if their identity was never given?”


  • Adam Lambert
    August 5, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    Please can we just get some details on how long its schlong is

    • Barry Obama
      August 5, 2018 at 5:21 pm

      It is as big as Michelle Obama’s.

  • Cunta Kentai
    August 5, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    We know what she was there for

  • Y
    August 5, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    Racism Industrial Complex

  • Mike
    August 5, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    Washington Post replaced “he” in the transcript with “(she)”. Wapo totally misrepresented the call. 

    “I was just walking through here in the front foyer . . . and we have a person sitting there laying down in the living room area over here,” the caller told a police dispatcher, according to a transcript released by the school. “I didn’t approach her or anything but um (she) seems to be out of place … umm … I don’t see anybody in the building at this point and uh I don’t know what (she’s) doing in there just laying on the couch.”

  • Same Old
    August 5, 2018 at 3:56 pm

    Every generation thinks this is something new, cycle of woke ass sjw laying down guilt trips goes back 50 years. This first generation sjw song will now be considered racist.

  • Yuck
    August 5, 2018 at 3:31 pm

    Motherfuckers ain’t gonna say shit now. Bet your ass I damn sure won’t. Fuck ’em. Why should I risk losing my job or being scorned for being a racist if I report something that “doesn’t look right”.
    Smith College had a great opportunity to show that their own policy works. But instead, they fall on their sword for this race-baiting cunt. Fuck ’em!

    • can't win
      August 5, 2018 at 4:11 pm

      That’s right…. didn’t see anything, didn’t hear anything, snitches get put on suspension and fired. Can’t eat or sleep, overwhelmed by her own drama, now whitey is going to give her xanax, another of the white man’s tricks.

  • AimBEtterMakeTheWorldHappy
    August 5, 2018 at 3:07 pm

    By Diane Pathieu
    Updated 3 mins ago
    CHICAGO (WLS) — Dozens of people were wounded in shootings across Chicago Sunday, police said.

    Since midnight, police said 40 people have been shot, four fatally. Since Friday at 5 p.m., 57 people have been shot, six fatally, in shootings in Chicago.

    Police said there was a “trauma lockdown” at Stroger Hospital with only immediate family members of victims are being allowed in the emergency room. A spokeswoman for Stroger Hospital disputes the police account.

    “Over the past 24 hours, Stroger’s trauma unit received an unusually high volume of patients. At no time did Stroger go on bypass or ‘lockdown’ its trauma unit,” the spokeswoman said. “We are asking the families of trauma patients to limit visitation at this time to immediate family members only so staff may focus on patient care. ”

    In one shooting in the Gresham neighborhood, eight people were wounded, police said.


  • Walter "Sperm Whale" Bird
    August 5, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    Never call the cops when seeing anyone getting robbed, beat, mugged. Oh well. Car getting stolen? Too bad. House being broken into and robbed? So what. Let crime run rampant and just put all cops on traffic patrol passing out tickets to white guys who won’t give cops a hard time. Everybody will be happy. It’s what they want. Let’s give it to them.

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 5, 2018 at 1:24 pm

    It was obvious by her command of the english language that she was no oppressed hoodrat. I thought she may have been a real african from Nigeria or something. However, real africans studying here are usually so grateful to be here this whole incident would be a non-issue and would have probably thanked the officer for checking. We need to send a bunch of the race baiting blacks to some countries in africa so they can see what real oppression is like – by people of the same color!!

  • Crispy C
    August 5, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    I honestly don’t know if Westminster helps kids with tuition or what the deal is… I just find it hard to believe this girl is coming from some rich family in NYC. She is the first in her family to go to college. Are her parents just very successful drug dealers? Where the fuck is this money coming from?

    • deflatteddoritodinks
      August 5, 2018 at 9:19 pm

      With her last name she’s obviously not American. There’s some pretty rich fuckers in Africa believe it or not.

  • Moochele Obama
    August 5, 2018 at 12:49 pm

    Obonga Oooga Booga: “I DIDN DO NUFFINS”
    Security: “What are you doing with that spear?”
    Obonga Oooga Booga:” I wazz goin ta chuck it”

    • NoMoreMonkeyBusiness
      August 5, 2018 at 3:10 pm

      You know where its coming from but are too politically correct to say.
      The Evil white tax payer and the evil white student who have to pay full tuition so that this less than stellar underperformer can get a diversity scholarship.

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