Smoking Hot Brookline Couple Says Black Lives Don’t Matter In Brookline Because They Can’t Rent Out Her House As Air B&B All Year Round And He Got Arrested For Trespassing


Chiuba Obele is a spunky young man from Brookline.

And this is his spicy young girlfriend Heleni.


Heleni is an Occupy Wall Street legend.

This virbrant couple lives in her house, and apparently they want to rent it out all year long on Air B&B but can’t because Brookline only lets homeowners do that for 90 days in a year. This of course is somehow a racist policy because he’s black, even though he doesn’t own the house.

Not so sure about that 76% number, but coopting the death of George Floyd and the black lives matter movement in order to try to profit by renting out your elderly girlfriend’s house for the entire year is a power move and a half. Sure, Air B&B policies in Brookline have absolutely nothing to do with race, but if you think this fat bastard isn’t gonna take advantage of all the chaos and piggy back off of white guilt for his own benefit then you’re gonna be disappointed.

People don’t want Air B&B’s in their town to operate 24/7 because it causes a lot of problems when strangers are constantly moving in and out of your neighborhood. But Chipotle here has no choice because he’s “disabled” and black, and his girlfriend is a senior.

Because apparently being black is a disability now.

Heleni is actually suing the town of Brookline for the right to rent out rooms in her house all year round,

Thayre, who is 76, also claims the ban on short-term rentals disproportionately affects older residents who need to bring in extra income in order to age in place.

“I couldn’t afford to have it be empty,” she said of her home. “I have to rent all the time.”

Girl, I feel ya. But here’s an idea – find a boyfriend less than half your age who isn’t a fat piece of shit and can actually help you out with the mortgage, instead of a guy who doesn’t work and ironically was pushing for a bill to be passed that would ban workplace bullying.

Here’s the thing. Chipotle had been posting about this issue non-stop on the Brookline Facebook group and it really wasn’t getting much traction because it’s not something most people care about.

So that’s why he decided to co-opt black lives matter – because he might as well take a tragedy and attempt to mobilize woke white people with it for his own personal benefit.

Someone pointed this out, but he said it was OK because income inequality serves the same purpose as police brutality for marginalized people.

Whatever that means.

He kept calling himself a homeowner.

But the thing about that is, if your 76 year old girlfriend owns the home, then you’re not a homeowner. You just don’t want her to sell the house because you wanna inherit it when she dies.

Obviously Chipotle completely full of shit, but he’s not stupid. He knows that according to the new rules you’re not allowed to call a black person out on their bullshit if you’re white. Just ask this basic bitch with the hyphenated last name.

How dare you crackers attempt to stop this portly gentlemen from using a social movement to guilt you into supporting his attempt to rent out his elderly girlfriend’s home all year round!! So speaketh the white woman.

She was far from the only one to have his back.

If you’ve ever started a phrase off with “as a white woman I am in no position,” before expressing an opinion, you are officially in a cult.

Someone rightly pointed out that it seemed a little bit racist to assume that financial insecurity only affects black people, and they were obviously kicked out of the group for not editing their “personal attack” on Chipotle’s character.

Does this look like the kind of woman who will just ALLOW you to post your opinions on the small town Facebook group she admins?

Fuck around, get blocked. You will edit or you will be removed.

Chipotle was at it again yesterday when he posted this long ass diatribe about a run in with a cop and his elderly girlfriend. It’s a long story so you can skip it and read my explanation at the end, or just enjoy the madness.


  • He was trespassing at a house they’d previously told him to stay away from and were obviously familiar with him and annoyed
  • He started problems with some guy they had previously told him to stay away from and may have hit the guy
  • The cops are well aware that his situation with the elderly boo is weird and that he’s most likely using her for something
  • After he was uncooperative for a while they decided to arrest him for trespassing, at which he point he actively resisted and blamed it on being bipolar
  • He claims one of the cops threatened to pull a gun on him if he tried running away

No sane person would read that and take it seriously. If it were a white guy everyone would just kind of laugh at it. But because he’s black and Brookline is a woke town all the dumb white people feel like they have to believe ANYTHING a black person says.

But in reality he’s just an unemployed fatso who likes to get the senior discount when he goes out for dinner and blames all of his life failures on racism.


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58 Comment(s)
  • CCHS Weinstein
    June 11, 2020 at 2:09 am

    I went to middle school and high school with him. In Concord, Ma nonetheless.

    Sad that when given the opportunity to attend one of the better school systems in the state you end up shacking up with a 70 year old to survive.

    Always was lazy always will be.

  • Titch Bits
    June 9, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    One wonders why a man would immigrate to a land so harsh on the marginalized?

    Just about EVERY major corporation is on these nitwits’ side. Fuck off with that 99% bullshit! How about occupying a library?

  • Ace Rothstein
    June 8, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    Didn’t I see this couple on 90 Day Fiancé?

  • Sandpaper punanny
    June 7, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    Chubbs really got a fox there. She is one bad mama jamma. Hopefully he isnt just waiting the 10-20 years til she passes away to take everything that’s hers and find his next Pawg. (Pretty ass white grandma)

    • Joe
      June 21, 2020 at 11:22 am

      Nah, chooba just filed his federal lawsuit vs. the cops for being ray-cisss. He filed it pro-se, without a lawyer, obviously, because any lawyer with common sense would’nt waste more than a few minutes of his time on this loser and his case… anyway, obviously the person that represents himself has a fool for a client and chooba is the attorney textbook definition. Basically, the entire lawsuit is him asking for the cops to arrest the tenant that he and his GF allowed to sublet. He constantly disobeys the cops, is totally uncooperative, resists arrest, calling 911 for disputes he himself created, numerous times, having the po-po to baby-sit and intervene in physical altercations with the tenant that he and his GF allowed to live with him! Basically making the case for not allowing AirB&B and for dismissing his “civil-rights” case immediately. Of note, the tenant that he fights with calls him a fat queer, so he is probably shacking up with grandma moses to get the inheritance and then will marry his real true-love, probably some guy named Tyrone.

  • Zarax
    June 7, 2020 at 12:17 am

    Hope it’s a hot violent summer in Chicago
    With the apes shooting each other left and right
    Let’s hope
    Negroe lives matter


  • Bunker
    June 6, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    No one wants rental in their neighborhood.

  • Bill Clinton
    June 6, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    I’d blast a few into Faith’s stomach.

  • Howie Carr ugly Step Child
    June 6, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    You should read the Brookline message boards. They don’t want cops anymore. How stupid could they be. I’d say let the police take a one weekend off in July not paid. And let see how that works out. These people are the same ones who would freak out when they see a minority on their lawn. I work in construction and they treat working blue collar people like trash such hippocrites . They all have second homes. The Metco kids are politically connected black kids from Boston and many of their parents make six figure salaries (cops, councilman, union construction workers, MBTA , phony pastors ). They are all set in life as it is and that is the only socialization they have with the minority communities.

  • Jo jo
    June 6, 2020 at 11:53 am

    I think he’s a fine looking silver back

  • Paulie Walnuts
    June 6, 2020 at 9:33 am

    Negroes greatest goal is to fuck a white woman
    Even if she’s fat 90 years old with a cunt as dry as Death Valley and as ugly as original sin

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    June 6, 2020 at 3:20 am

    But banning leaf blowers, often used by immigrant Hispanics, is not at all racist….

  • Paul Casale
    June 5, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    Oh yeah…that’s his girlfriend. It bet he fucks her every chance he gets. Or maybe he’s waiting until they get married.

    • Art Flaherty
      Repeal the 19th amendment
      June 6, 2020 at 6:36 pm

      Just as Eve was deceived so is this delusional woman. She believes Fat Albert loves her. We know he’s only w her for her assets, but being a woman she operates on emotion not reason and is deceived.
      Gotta feel bad for her kids, they’re in for a shock when this con man gets the entire inheritance and they get scat.

  • JoeMomma
    June 5, 2020 at 11:32 pm

    How can somebody, who’s never worked a day of his life in America, be on disability?

  • Corn Pop
    June 5, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    You ain’t black if you don’t loot and riot.

    • JOE Senile Sexual Predator Racist BIDEN
      June 5, 2020 at 10:28 pm

      Good one Cornpop but I always thought it was If you can read then you aint black

  • Heleni hunter
    June 5, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    Heleni… Will you sit with my face,??

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 5, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    A wacky old liberal female and a fat ‘disabled’ younger black dude. That’s a match made in Disneyland!

  • Truth
    June 5, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    He must just rip that shit up

  • Insane World
    June 5, 2020 at 8:10 pm

    Jizzy and crew were just in Billerica center with blm signs.

  • The Turtle Tribune
    June 5, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    Airbnb has just donated $500,000 to Black Lives Matter and the NAACP combined.
    Clearly they raycist.

  • How is whiteys fault your dad never came back with the Kools.
    June 5, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    I guess it make since that fat blacks like old white women. I remember when the skinny crack head ones liked the fatties but now theres plenty of guilt ridden 5s that love the abuse and disappearing act. If only half these surrogates didn’t suck at everything but not using a condom we might have a couple BLM s that work a real job on the side from there hustle.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 5, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    They misspelled his name. It’s Chubba!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    June 5, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    Hear ye, hear ye! In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain’t had a normal home

    Hey, I’m depraved on account I’m deprived

    So take him to a headshrinker

    My father is a bastard
    My ma’s an S.O.B
    My grandpa’s always plastered
    My grandma pushes tea
    My sister wears a mustache
    My brother wears a dress
    Goodness gracious, that’s why I’m a mess!

    ( Psychiatrist)
    Officer Pilgrim, you’re really a slob
    This boy don’t need a doctor, just a good hofest job
    Society’s played him a terrible trick
    And sociologically he’s sick!

    I am sick!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      June 5, 2020 at 7:56 pm

      [ Psychiatrist]
      In my opinion, this child don’t need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!

      Hey, I got a social disease!

      [ Psychiatrist]
      So take him to a social worker!

      Dear kindly social worker
      They say go earn some dough
      Like be a soda jerker
      Which means like be a schmo
      It’s not I’m anti-social
      I’m only anti-work
      Gloryosky! That’s why I’m a jerk!

      (Social Worker)]
      Officer Pilgrim, you’ve done it again
      This boy don’t need a job, he needs a year in the pen
      It ain’t just a question of misunderstood;
      Deep down inside him, he’s no good!

      I’m no good

      The trouble is he’s lazy

      The trouble is he drinks

      [ Social Worker]
      The trouble is he’s crazy

      The trouble is he stinks

      The trouble is he’s growing

      [Social Worker]
      The trouble is he’s grown

      Pilgrim, we got troubles of our own!

      Gee, Officer Pilgrim
      We’re down on our knees
      ‘Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease
      Gee, Officer Pilgrim
      What are we to do?
      Gee, Officer Pilgrim
      Fuck you!

      • Oh how wonderful!
        June 5, 2020 at 9:04 pm

        We’re doing show tunes tonight!


        • Lenny Bernstein
          June 5, 2020 at 11:03 pm

          You know you have a problem when you know all the words to West Side Story.

  • You Know....
    June 5, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    it really is sad. I work with the public and see all walks of life everyday. People get along just fine, all this hate bullshit is manufactured garbage. It takes a real piece of shit in order to work for the media and knowingly put out this race baiting crap. I feel bad for the established black people of this country that are now put in the middle of this garbage. And there is a lot more successful than unsuccessful. We only choose to observe the bad.They never asked for special treatment. They took that opportunity every american is afforded and ran with it. Dont make excuses, make results.

  • Dint do Nuthin
    June 5, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    August 24, 2011.

    President Obama’s uncle, Onyango “Omar” Obama, who nearly hit FPD Officer Val Krishtal and was subsequently arrested for OUI near the Chicken Bone Saloon in Downtown Framingham on August 24th appeared in court this week for a status hearing on the OUI charge.

    “Uncle Omar” as the President refers to him in his book, “Dreams From My Father”, is an illegal alien, ordered to leave the U.S. two decades ago, but somehow managed to remain in the country, get a social security number, get a job, (at Conti’s Liquors on Concord St. n Framingham), and quietly go about his life in Framingham.

    June 5, 2020 at 7:01 pm


      June 5, 2020 at 9:06 pm


  • Nur M. Berg
    June 5, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Why does he keep invoking the “girlfriend closer to my own age” line? Like, isn’t abusing the race card good enough? He keeps trying to double dip, haha. What a loser!

  • Poo poo
    June 5, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    This article was classic turtle boy. Love it.
    Also, imagine living next to their air bnb with that frequent police activity….

  • JOE Senile Sexual Predator Racist BIDEN
    June 5, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    If you ain’t looting then you ain’t democrat.

  • Hot or not
    June 5, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    NOT “Smoking hot.” TB, what’s wrong? I come here for the pictures and you think this couple is “hot?” Grandma Moses and the fat con man from Nigeria — two aging, unattractive deadbeats. Honestly, find some truly hot babes and maybe start a competition like you did with the ratchets a few weeks ago. Or do an occasional swimsuit issue, which did wonders for Sports Illustrated’s bottom line. It’s that time of year, the beaches are opening in every oceanfront state but Massachusetts.

    • Snarky Pete
      June 5, 2020 at 6:56 pm


      Your head

  • hartf811
    Thomas P. O’Neil
    June 5, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    Use the knee on the neck move on him. Just let him breathe every 3 or 4 minutes.
    Problem solved.
    Now back to my scotch.

  • Crest
    June 5, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    Should he convince this old lady to marry him and put the house in joint ownership, she’ll be dead within the year, and then his large extended family from Nigeria or wherever the hell he’s from will move in. This is a lot more common than we know.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    June 5, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Vote for me or the Republicans will put ya’ll back in chains.

    June 5, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    Well they’re right about one thing.

  • The couple from hell
    June 5, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    Why don’t they go and live in a less expensive Black neighborhood if they can’t afford the white neighborhood? Gee, maybe because they’re afraid of getting mugged or shot at every time they walk down the street — by Blacks, not whites. But if they are afraid of getting mugged or shot in a Black neighborhood, doesn’t that make them rayciss?

    • Captain Trips
      Say No to Nogs
      June 5, 2020 at 7:54 pm

      Coons are so bad that even coons don’t want to live near coons

  • Hate AirBnB
    June 5, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    It contributes to artificially inflating real estate, turns quiet, affordable, family vacation areas into no-fucks-given party zones, and is a slick sneak-around to zoning laws.

    • I'm with ya!
      June 5, 2020 at 9:13 pm

      I feel the same way, I don’t care for that kind of coming/going in a residential neighborhood.

      But Airbnb is getting theirs now, current circumstances is killing the sharing economy, pretty hard to rent out homes that people haven’t been able to leave, due to quarantine, etc.

  • Snarky Pete
    June 5, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    Nigerians are scamming the elderly in person now???

    • Grammie
      June 5, 2020 at 8:44 pm

      Sitting here alone, in my kitchen, and laughing out loud. Good one!

  • The logical Libertarian
    June 5, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    I think using the tragedy of George Floyd is in poor taste but they’re on the right side of the overall issue about not being allowed to rent their house more than 90 days in a year. If his elderly friend wants to rent her house via AirBnB then the town has no right to tell them they can’t. As long as no one is getting hurt or being forced to do anything they don’t want to, “my house, my rules”.

  • Check'em Off
    June 5, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Obelly is the living em(fat)bodiment of just about every negative stereotype in existence regarding black people. What an asshole!

  • whatevuh
    June 5, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Chiuba got back to Somalia and start that shit, see what happens . . . .

    • Hut made of jeans
      June 5, 2020 at 5:19 pm

      A Somali family of 12 could live in his pants.

  • randiguy2006
    Sho nuf!
    June 5, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    AK digging up bad negroes as fast as he can this week!

    Hope the kids don’t act up again!

    • hartf811
      Gregg Almond
      June 5, 2020 at 6:43 pm

      Even Toby be good nagger are acting all chimpout this week.
      Time for the whipping post.

  • Whiney Pants
    June 5, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    What a flaming asshole! This guy is one damn good example of why racism exists. And as long as blacks like him continue to try and get exemptions/special treatment because of their skin color, racism ain’t going away.

  • MA Senator Paul Feeney
    June 5, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    Sweet Mary, I look obese in that picture.

  • Chubby Obese
    June 5, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    Dats rayciss yo

  • Bill the Butcher
    June 5, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    Feeney and All-belly look ready to be hung in the smoke house.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    June 5, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    Nows not the time for talking.

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