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Snapchatapotumus Claims Police Brutality In Viral Hoax, Neglects To Mention She Did The Whole Thing To Herself After Being Arrested And Booked With Stolen Property

This is Maddison Hodgdon of Exter, New Hampshire.


In addition to nudes on Snapchat, Maddy has something else to sell the internet as of late – this completely implausible tall tale of harrowing abuse and brutality perpetrated by the Plaistow Police, allegedly for no discernible reason whatsoever.


Seems legit. No hole in that story whatsoever. I, for one, have no trouble at all believing that the police department in a small town in the “Live Free or Die” state of New Hampshire are routinely strolling the sidewalks, streets and alleyways in search of young white girls who forgot to take the tags off their Christmas gifts so they can beat them senseless and skip away. Makes perfect sense. Nothing suspicious here, just ask the “F*** 12” Mafia that came out in full force to buy every bullshit line without question.


The intelligence here is staggering. Feel free to check it out for yourself if you have a few moments and brain cells to spare. It’s really mind-boggling stuff.

Oh, yeah. Definitely happened. All you have to do is show your boobs to get out of trouble, Kelly?

How ironic.

The more that Maddison went on about her story, the more logical, sane and totally plausible it became. First of all, she wasn’t even near a store. It was a desolate back road. So no witnesses.

Makes sense. As for the items with the tags still on, also a perfectly reasonable explanation. They were Christmas gifts. All of them.


All in the same bag, which also still had the tags on, because she was on her way to a sleepover. At like, 21 years old.

Those pesky back roads sleepover bag checkpoints, they’ll get you every time. Tyrants!

She wasn’t charged with anything at all, you guys. But they did keep the items for evidence. Evidence in a crime she wasn’t charged for…..yup.

For someone who most likely shoplifted a ton of stuff, this chick really doesn’t understand how any of this works.

And why were the cops on said back road in the first place? The most logical explanation you could imagine, clearly. Maddison was crying, so the only other person within a twenty mile radius of this otherwise abandoned road called the cops, as most rational people are so inclined to do. Obviously.


But don’t worry guys – she’s not on cocaine.


And she’s a good, honest person. Just ask her.



Sure, she may have gotten herself in trouble before, but she’s completely turned her life around.

She now spends her time sitting in the dark on back roads, with bags full of merchandise with retail tags still attached. What an inspiration.


And if she seems confused, there’s a logical explanation for that, too. She has a concussion.


At least that part is most likely true. Because a little fact checking reveals that Maddison Hodgdon was indeed arrested in Plaistow NH stolen property. She was properly apprehended and take into custody by the Plaistow PD. She was booked and put in a holding cell. She then proceeded to go absolutely nuts in the holding cell. When EMS got there she was ramming herself against the cell wall, which caused this:

She picked

But I do understand why police brutality sounds a little sexier. That’s the reason why, when asked, she couldn’t produce an officer’s name.

And this poor thing, she’s been through a lot. She even gave herself PTSD.


Thots and shares, Maddy. I hope you’re never a victim of your own fake police brutality ever again.

24 Comment(s)
  • Trying...
    January 1, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    So are you going to repost this with a version that actually SHOWS the pictures since it appears most of us can’t see the important parts? That would be nice…

  • U - G - L - Y
    December 31, 2019 at 8:52 am

    You ain’t got no alibi
    you ugly!

  • Bam
    December 31, 2019 at 3:56 am

    Time for a good hard spanking for shoplifting young lady,,

  • Silencio Dogood
    December 31, 2019 at 12:44 am

    Even when those tits sag there will be horndogs rutting at her backdoor, blindly agreeing with anything she says.

  • Happy Camper
    December 30, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    Content in the TBS blog nation has reached a new level.
    Of course, without the pics and vids it’s still better than trying to slog through on of UTBs posts.

  • No screenshots!
    December 30, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    Bristol, you might need a new computer. None of the pics from any of your stories today uploaded. Uncle Turtleboy will sometimes recap the screenshots. Without that, this story is pretty empty.

    • Sleazy McSleaze
      December 30, 2019 at 10:40 pm

      So many pictures but I can’t see any of them which is a shame because she has pretty boobs. I bet she’d be so easy to hook up with! 3or 4 wine coolers and the road to paradise would be paved:)
      Damaged goods are such a steal.

  • I like fat titties
    December 30, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    Should be a prerequisite nowadays that these chubby broads attach their pornhub handle to their social media.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 30, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    This blog is visually stunning

  • George Carlin
    December 30, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick

  • Buffalo Bob
    December 30, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Oh Maddy – I have a safe spot for you and will protect you. Just put the lotion on when I ask.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 30, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    What a pig.


  • Amud mustafa
    December 30, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Y no showing the bobs? Shoe bobs and vagine.

  • Bunker Hill CC English Professor
    December 30, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    Whats with all the huge long pauses between each sentence?

  • ChipChipperson
    December 30, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    “you poor sweet girl, please touch my penis”
    -all the faggots commenting on her Facebook post

    • ChipChipperson
      December 30, 2019 at 1:46 pm

      “I am morbidly obese!” – all the female supporters commenting on her Facebook post.

  • Paul Casale
    December 30, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    None of the visuals are loading for this story.

    • Lipstickhippie
      Lipstick Hippie
      December 30, 2019 at 1:19 pm

      I thought it was just me.

    • Oops
      December 30, 2019 at 6:39 pm

      Lucky for maddy lol

  • Bill Clinton
    December 30, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    Tit fuck city.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      December 30, 2019 at 9:22 pm

      Motorboatin’, Motorboatin’

  • Dumb Negro Question
    December 30, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    Warz da picteres?

  • bill fleming
    December 30, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    Message to all shoplifters stay out of New Hampshire head for Suffolk County where looting is legal.

    December 30, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    This broad is such a nasty bullshit artist and all the idiots who believed her are just as retarded. I for one have never received any gift with security tags still on them unless they were indeed stolen. I mean really Faddy Maddy everyone of them had security tags including the bag they were in and you want us to believe they were gifts hahahahaha.. just another pathetic junkie snapface web hoebag lying her ass off. Maybe her and gia should team up and so a backpage/snapface scissorfest clambam crossover hahahaha. I’m sure that will draw a huge crowd.

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