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Social Distancing In Dorchester: No Pants Jemima And Village Elder Get Arrested For Assaulting Cops Who Are There To Help Victim Of Drive By Scooter Shooting, Mob Spits On Cops 


This is what social distancing looks like in Dorchester.

And that right there is why coronavirus is probably never gonna go away. If you think you can get ghetto folk to buy into something where we all work together and sacrifice for the common good, then you don’t know ghetto folk. They’re just not built that way. If I heard “That’s a male and a female,” one more time I was contemplating taking a bath in Covid 19 infested fecal matter just to make it all end quicker.

As you may have heard in the video, they were there because someone inside got shot. But instead of letting the cops do their job these ragtags caused a scene, interfered with first responders trying to help the victim (who for all they knew had the commie cold), and one of those skags bitch slapped the cop after pointing in his face.

Then acted surprised when she got cuffed.

Of course this bitch had no pants or shoes on too.

Because it’s a Saturday in March in Dorchester. Pants are optional.



But instead of just letting the cops do their job, the sweatpants mafia immediately busted out their cell phones and got up in the personal space of police officers and other civilians in hopes of getting some good footage to sent to Didi Delgado.

“Treat her like she’s a white woman. Treat her like she’s white.”

Believe it or not when white women bitch slap police officers they’re prone to get arrested too genius.

This was the most underrated quote from that video.

“I wanna see why my friend’s mom is getting arrested and why her titties are falling out of her shirt.”

She was arrested for general guttermuppetry and her titties were falling out because……Dorchester. Mystery solved.

Here’s the background on what went down:

Boston Police report arresting two teens on charges they shot a man on Westville Street in Dorchester around 2 p.m., after possibly first shooting at but failing to hit somebody else in the Franklin Hill development about eight minutes earlier. Police say one of the suspects, a 17-year-old too young to be named, shot the victim at Westville Street and Louis D. Brown Way – named in memory of a 15-year-old shot to death in 1994. The victim, himself 19, got to 64 Westville St. and ran inside, where police officers, alerted by the BPD ShotSpotter system, found him with a gunshot wound to the leg that was bad enough to require them to apply a tourniquet.

You know you’re in the hood when you’re a teen who got shot by two other teens on a street named after a teen who was shot and killed on that street 26 years ago.

Police say they arrested Rain Warren, 18, and Cody Claiborne, 38, both of Dorchester, on charges of assault and battery on a police officer, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Both women, police say, struck an officer in the face, police say officers were also spit on. The video shows an officer striking one of the women in return.   Both females, were subsequently arrested and charged with Assault and Battery on a Police Officer, Disorderly Conduct and Resisting Arrest. 

Pants Jemima’s 18, so this type of behavior was expected from her. But by rule you automatically become the village elder if you make it to 38 in Dorchester, so I expected better behavior from Cody Clairborne.

Of course the shooters’ getaway vehicle was a scooter, and they just came from a drive by scooter shooting that didn’t work out as planned (they missed).

Police say an officer on patrol in the area of Columbia Road and Geneva Avenue spotted the two suspects on their scooter soon after.

The officer stated that the scooter fled on Greenwood Street, driving the wrong direction towards Harvard Street. Shortly after that the suspect’s scooter crashed into a vehicle at Harvard Street and Standish Road. Members of the Youth Violence Strike Force in the area were able to apprehend one suspect (operator) immediately after the crash. The second suspect was apprehended moments later as he exited an alley near 5 Standish Road. Officers obtained video which revealed the suspect entering the rear of 5 Standish Road after the crash. An officer from the Canine unit responded and after a search of the area recovered a loaded firearm in the rear of 5 Standish Road.

Both the 17-year-old and Rolondo Carrero, 18, of Hyde Park, were charged with armed assault with intent to murder, illegal possession of a firearm, illegal possession of ammunition, carrying a loaded firearm, possession of a high-capacity firearm, possession of a firearm with an obliterated serial number and discharging a firearm within 500 feet of a dwelling, police say. Police continue that the Westville incidents happened not long after two people on a scooter shot at a man standing on Shandon Road in Franklin Hill. They missed him but hit the car he was standing next to, police say. The younger teen was also already wanted on warrants for illegal possession of a firearm, illegal possession of ammunition, carrying a loaded firearm and trespassing, police say.

In fairness, 50% is a pretty good rate. You try shooting someone on a moving scooter while undoubtably holding the gun sideways.


The bottom line is that people like this don’t give a flying fuck about coronavirus, and they’re certainly not gonna listen to Charlie Baker or the cops when they’re told to social distance. Kind of like how they don’t follow or obey gun laws either. The cops showed up to try to save a life of someone they probably knew, and instead of letting them do their job they tried to fight them, yelled racial slurs, spit on them, and formed a mob that had to be cordoned off.  As usual, it’s the people who follow the rules and don’t break the law who do all the sacrificing.


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89 Comment(s)
  • GRU Anon
    November 4, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    Hello Little Frocci!

  • Horse Hung Tranny
    April 3, 2020 at 8:33 pm

    If I didn’t have such an insatiable appetite for Negro cock, I’d probably be a racist…

  • Nig
    April 2, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Was waiting for a World star moment. Da fuck nig

  • Purge, now endorsed by Nike
    April 2, 2020 at 5:16 am

    Just do It.

  • bill fleming
    April 1, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Wait till the deadbeat dads in dorchester find out they are not getting stimulus checks from the Feds. Looting and rioting will soon be coming

    • Yo, fuck it
      April 2, 2020 at 6:11 pm

      It’s going to sound like a frenzy in a chimpanzee exhibit, only with trap beats and snare fills behind it.

  • Crazy ass hood
    April 1, 2020 at 8:50 am

    Anyone else notice the male wearing a nazi helmet?

  • Erin Mockabitch
    April 1, 2020 at 12:53 am

    Just wanted to let you all know, that was a “male and a female.”

  • Sickening to see
    March 31, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    Too many piles of walking human shit in the US. The army should just build walls around all neighborhoods like this and let them tear themselves to shreds. Those poor cops should have masks, at least.

  • Kathryn Smythe-Whitestone
    March 31, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    This is what happens when the neighborhood is locked down and these people can’t go to their jobs.

  • Renny Robert
    March 31, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    And these fucking apes wonder why white people move as far away as possible when these pieces of shit move in
    Diversity ruined the USA

    God Bless President
    Donald J Trump

  • hartf811
    Dis hous
    March 31, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    Just a hop, skip and a jive from Harembee park
    So lets look into Harembee:
    Due to repeated abuse, the word Harambee is often perceived to refer to manipulative or deceptive collection of monetary funds from the public.
    Harambee funds drives have been repeatedly abused through:-
    misappropriation of publicly collected harambee funds by individuals;
    force contributions by government officials;
    forced contributions through forced and unofficial deductions on the salaries of government employees;
    corruption and use of harambee (funds drives) for personal gains;
    many stalled harambee projects (schools, hospitals, roads, State owned factories etc);
    poor coordination of harambee funded projects;
    use of harambee funds drives as campaign platforms by political aspirants;
    use of harambee funds drives to publicly attack and embarrass political rivals;
    use of harambee funds drives to launder money stolen by officers who attempt to clean their public image by appearing to give generous donations for public projects;
    use of harambee events to give bribes under the guise of issuing public donations;
    poor performance of State controlled entities that have the word Harambee as part of their name e.g., the national football team Harambee Stars;
    perceived inferior status and poor management history of Harambee schools which were established through Harambee fund-raising projects; and
    perceived legitimisation of dependency on donations or external assistance at the expense of promoting self-sufficiency, resourcefulness and innovation.
    Couldn’t be a more accurate term for the upright apes in the area.

  • Heehaw
    March 31, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    Calling someone a ‘male’ or a ‘female’ instead of a man and woman is hands down absolutely trashy

    • Bill Realist
      March 31, 2020 at 10:45 pm

      Well they know they are animals and not humans. Hence the male/female references instead of man/woman. Zoo animals period.

  • GetOffTheStage
    March 31, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    “-Reason why corona virus will never go away” What a naive unintelligent thought. Of course it will “never go away” no disease ever goes away. Even Ebola is still in a labs across the globe. This whole pandemic thing is really showing the lack of intelligence in this world.

    • Arch Stanton
      I drink and I know things
      April 1, 2020 at 9:02 am

      And you idiotic comment shows your “lack of intelligence”.

      Fuck you!

  • Cheddah
    March 31, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    Cops showed amazing restraint in a stressful situation and all the neighborhood scumbags wanted make a bad situation 50x worse..
    The dickhead yelling all that dumb ignorant shit over and over will probably be gunned down soon by his own people and not the cops. It’s bad enough these people get a free check, they don’t need a handsome settlement.

  • Send in Septic Man
    March 31, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    I’ve changed my mind on the Sewage Truck Man. No prosecution, can only imagine what the dindu did before the video to get him to stop his truck next to him not down the road. Probably stood in front of the truck holding his newborn and demanding he get out of the truck.

  • Animal Patrol
    March 31, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    I just need to know is it a man and a woman????

    • The Answer is
      March 31, 2020 at 6:47 pm


  • Kate Peter’s Bleached Asshole
    March 31, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Drive by scooting

    • BOLO
      March 31, 2020 at 6:55 pm

      BOLO for a late model silver/grey two wheel scooter. Rusted front wheel. Electrical tape holding the right handlebar grip on. BLM sticker on the down tube. Wanted for a possible 10-72 involved homicide.

  • Miss Understood
    March 31, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    They are just misunderstood. “Pants free” was on Zoom because she was working. Someone else coughed and distracted her, she silenced him quickly with a 38 bullet. The elder woman was pissed at the cops showing up. Her flotation devices were set off destroying her bra and that white cop made a rude comment that deserved a bitch slap. Then, get this, Darth Vader showed up in sweats. Whose side is he on?

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Marlin Perkins of Wild Kingdom
    March 31, 2020 at 1:36 pm

    Fuck you very much 18th century white slave owners. You imported a permanent underclass of uncivilized savages who have not made any progress in 200 years, and now we get this video.
    It makes no sense why the two women assaulted the cops and EMS who were only trying to assist the victim who was shot.

    • Pogue Mahone
      March 31, 2020 at 2:33 pm

      All this BS because the Freaking Sassenachs were too lazy to pick their own cotton.

      • Lost in Space
        March 31, 2020 at 7:29 pm

        what’s a Sassenach?

        • Roger MacKenzie
          April 1, 2020 at 6:00 pm

          noun: Sassenach; plural noun: Sassenachs

          an English person.

          adjective: Sassenach


    • Howard Zinn
      April 2, 2020 at 8:57 pm

      Nice grasp of history you’ve got there.

  • Snarky Pete
    March 31, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    Who knew motherfuckers would start going crazy after weeks of self quarantine??? The craziness is just beginning. Half the country out of work. No hope. No end in sight. No freedom.

    It was worth it though to save a couple lives. I bet Planned Parenthood is still aborting babies though…

    • Hahaha
      March 31, 2020 at 1:42 pm

      As if they had jobs any way.
      Come on Pete I thought you were smarter than that.

    • Got my Obama Phone
      March 31, 2020 at 2:38 pm

      Seriously man everybody in this neighbor hood, I mean everybody, is familiar with staying home all day and not working. Getting up early and going to a job everyday would cause a riot, what you saw in this video is normal daily way of doing it.

      Sirens and screaming and everybody got the cell phone video turned on and is walking closer and closer to get some good videos. anywhere else sober people stay back it would be understood don’t get near the problem or it might suck you in. these assholes are leaping into the problem.

  • Jigga What
    March 31, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    why do black peepoe constantly repeat themselves like that in EVERY damn fight video there is lol

    “that’s a male and a female… thats a male and a female… that’s a male and a female… thats a male and a female…that’s a male and a female… thats a male and a female…that’s a male and a female… thats a male and a female…that’s a male and a female… thats a male and a female…that’s a male and a female… thats a male and a female…”

    Yeah we get it…. thats a male and a female lol

    • Dam Dawg PoPo Done Took PRECIOUS out da Muthfuckin Crib
      March 31, 2020 at 1:22 pm

      Thats how much i understsnd about biology

      Thats how much i understsnd about biology

      Thats how much i understsnd about biology

    • Snarky Pete
      March 31, 2020 at 1:45 pm

      The only thing they dont repeat is HANDS UP DON’T SHOOT

    • Lerned a new words
      March 31, 2020 at 2:58 pm

      might have just learned the words MALE and FEMALE the day before.

      Dat is a MALE and a FEMALE! Which one is me n y do they calls it dat?

    • Affirmative Action Student
      March 31, 2020 at 3:54 pm

      Sounds like the next Obama to be admitted to Harvard

    • maynard g crabs
      April 1, 2020 at 6:05 pm

      The big fat sheboons usually fall to the ground and roll.
      We have none of these scum in my town, therefore we have little or no crime or litter

  • Captain Trips
    Mr. Spock
    March 31, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    Captain, I submit, they have proven themselves to be uncivilized, illogical savages. Therefore, it is illogical to allow them to continue to inhabit the earth. I have not seen a species as devoid of any redeeming quality since the Klingons.

    I suggest aerial spraying of the atmosphere with the Symbalene Blood Burn.

  • Fap With Me
    March 31, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    You can see the “village elder’s” boobs clearly at 1:23 into the video.

    Your welcome.

    • Captain Trips
      Mr. Spock
      March 31, 2020 at 12:35 pm

      Luckily, my inner eyelid was able to save my vision from that sight.

  • Bobby Joe Urich
    March 31, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    You couldn’t pay me enough to be a cop in Boston. I would snap and shoot all those folks. Especially that one that kept repeating the same stupid shit. Have one of those speed-loaders like Dirty Harry and empty into his worthless body.

  • Crispy C
    March 31, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    I’ve said it time and again. The wrong people in this country are reproducing. We are fucked.


  • Charlie Moore
    March 31, 2020 at 11:21 am

    Try driving by and casting a ham hock out the window
    of a Coupe Deville and see what you catch.

    • Greta Thunberg
      March 31, 2020 at 11:25 am

      How Dare You!!!

      • Hahaha
        March 31, 2020 at 1:49 pm

        Bitch you said you had the flu man a chu. you shouod be dead by now you little retard. Or did you just tell the world you had the chi‐na flu because you’re having withdrawals from attention?
        Aww poor little retard going nuts because your global warming conspiracy is out the window and the king flu is over shadowing your very existence.

  • Jordis
    March 31, 2020 at 11:21 am

    I bring my daughter to Boston once a month and would like to show her certain neighborhoods to help her feel grateful for where we live.

    Any recommendations for a Massachusetts scared straight road trip?

    I should add she’s a good girl but definitely lives in a bubble!

    • One douche to another
      March 31, 2020 at 11:58 am

      U can take the ape out of Dorchester but u can’t take Dorchester out the ape. There fucking animals put bars around the whole fucking zoo and let them kill each other

    • Whoodini
      March 31, 2020 at 12:02 pm

      Drive her to Columbia road in Dorchester theb go to Blue Hill ave in Mattapan at midnight because the freaks come out at night.

    • bigdaddy
      March 31, 2020 at 12:27 pm

      where to start . depends on where you live north of Worcester Fitchburg is a good start. south of Worcester I recommend Webster or southbridge .if you live west then Ware is definitely the best place to go

    • hartf811
      March 31, 2020 at 4:50 pm

      Cheaper than the zoo!

    • Hinckley
      March 31, 2020 at 11:51 pm

      I agree Margaret,I am just glad you’re not my mother.

  • Boston Irish
    Gov Charle Biden
    March 31, 2020 at 11:15 am

    BPD should slow response to these coon areas. This is disgraceful!

  • Simcos by the bridge
    March 31, 2020 at 11:12 am

    Sadly It will never end

  • Founding Fathers
    March 31, 2020 at 11:09 am

    Speaking of street names, can you imagine if Miles Standish (I’m imagining that is after whom Standish Street is named) were standing on Standish street today and seeing this? Wonder what he’d think. Oh, the humanity.

    • Nikko Jenkins
      March 31, 2020 at 11:14 am

      There is always Malcom X blvd.

  • Jane Goodall
    March 31, 2020 at 11:05 am

    The Silverback with the dreadlocks is taking a very
    aggressive stance.

    • The Bitch Has Feet On Her Titties
      April 1, 2020 at 2:37 am

      “The Silverback with the dreadlocks is taking a very
      aggressive stance.”

      Line of the YEAR! I am surprised he didn’t start stamping his fists on the sidewalk, and tipping cars over.
      I wasn’t aware they braided hair at the zoo.

  • hartf811
    Slave ship
    March 31, 2020 at 11:04 am

    Chimpin’ out big time.
    Except lets be real: that the same number of chimps would have been chimpin’ on the street in October, before the virus started.
    Certainly fewer have jobs than know their own fathers.
    Just milling about, swinging from trees looking for shucks and jive to “stick it to the man”.
    “Govbent be takin’ from Obamas stash so gotta gets mine”!

  • Spike Lee
    March 31, 2020 at 11:00 am

    Do the right thing

  • basket full of broken dreams
    March 31, 2020 at 10:53 am

    Village elder and or shoeless pork loin.Please call in Saturday night and
    share your side.

  • Soldier home Swap
    March 31, 2020 at 10:50 am

    None of these street bum chimps even knew what happened. Lock em up in the Holyoke Soldiers Home 11 patients dead from the Rona 11 more patients infected and 5 staff infected,,,, so far!

    Take the veterans out of the home and give them all the snap, welfare, transitional assistance, public defenders section 8 housing, free charlie card that the moolies wipe their ass with.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    March 31, 2020 at 10:49 am

    When I see videos like this I tend to believe to Planned Parenthood is on to something and maybe we should let them keep doing what they are doing. I’d rather not be at the expensive of my taxes but I’m starting to think they were right all along.

  • Stretch The Starfish
    March 31, 2020 at 10:49 am

    Gentrification needed

  • new yorkers please visit dorchester
    March 31, 2020 at 10:45 am

    never been a blank-check cop fanboy or hater but my goodness what these cops and ems have to deal with in black and spanish hoods. mace, baton, taze, shoot, burn the bodies and buildings to the ground.

    black is not beautiful

  • Let The Apes Kill Themselves. Quarantine Dorchestet Off
    March 31, 2020 at 10:45 am

    If she were a white woman she would have had clothes on and she wouldnt have assaulted the police. If the shebo9n was white she wouldnt have recieved 10 chances from the cop knowing whatever she does and whoever she chimps out 9n will all be forgiven by rachel rollins patron saint of viokent criminal uncivilized boons everywhere.

    • Not up on the lingo
      March 31, 2020 at 7:36 pm

      Jeebers H Cristo will you learn to type/spell/speak/proofread?

      • ProofRead Ok Blow Me
        March 31, 2020 at 9:54 pm

        Holy shit batman.
        Why proofread when tb is grammatically incorrect doesnt proofread etc. Plus most get the jist of what I say.

  • The Mind Is Like A Muscle
    March 31, 2020 at 10:43 am

    Is this closer to Nubian Square or Harambee Park?

  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    March 31, 2020 at 10:41 am

    Welcome to the Dirtchester Zoo….please don’t feed the animals

    On a side note, I’m pretty sure that was the Saint Dick residence

  • Mayor Marty Walsh
    March 31, 2020 at 10:37 am

    Police brutality

    • Dim Sum Dynasty
      March 31, 2020 at 12:04 pm

      Go to chinatown and get some beer in your cup alcoholic

  • Terrell Suggs
    March 31, 2020 at 10:34 am

    Racist Boston cops

  • Popeyes chicken sandwich
    March 31, 2020 at 10:30 am

    I’m experiencing some things right now….

  • Bloop
    March 31, 2020 at 10:27 am

    Its almost like there’s a large segment of the population that can’t seem to figure out how to coexist with humans. This population segment murders their own at such a rate, yet it’s forbidden to say aloud for fear of being labeled a “______ist” resulting in an explosion of violence, death, and plummeting real estate values wherever they congregate. If only there was a continent they could move to where they can live amongst the other wild animals but without the rules of a functioning society to hold them back. If only…….

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    March 31, 2020 at 10:27 am

    No surprises at all there considering the players in the video. I hate to admit it, but I had to laugh at the white female detective with the purse hanging off of her shoulder. She was wearing her gun on the other side, but seemed more focused on protecting her purse from the natives than her exposed weapon. Probably another example of a female cop that is coddled and protected by her superiors and male counterparts.

    • Chris Capelle
      March 31, 2020 at 10:40 am

      She is in control and doing her job.

      • Jack Mehoff
        Jack Mehoff
        March 31, 2020 at 12:27 pm

        I sure wouldn’t want to depend on her if I was getting thumped by a group of those shitheads. She would be too worried about her Michael Kors bag to help.

  • Village Elder
    March 31, 2020 at 10:26 am


  • Dumb Ugly Uncivilized Animals
    March 31, 2020 at 10:25 am

    Im sure Ratchet Rollins will come to the defense of these animals. I bet the corona virus doesnt even want to be there. Its the henny virus they need to watch out for.

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    March 31, 2020 at 10:24 am

    Been proving year after year, decade after decade, that ‘they’ should never have been freed into a civilized society. Considering ‘they’ have been unable to make Africa into anything but a shithole despite tremendous natural resources in the African continent, and the fact that ‘they’ have ruined every area in the US where ‘they’ are the dominant race in numbers, those facts were ignored and ‘we’ have been paying the price ever since.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 31, 2020 at 10:23 am

    Why even bother responding? Let them kill themselves and eat their own. These Bushmen are never going to amount to anything except breeder stock for the 38 yr old Congo love machine. Fuckin Jigaboos.

  • Ryan
    March 31, 2020 at 10:21 am

    Yeah just like market basket, where the ratchets go to shop. It was busier than a normal Tuesday in there today. Fucking animals.

    • Study the data
      March 31, 2020 at 11:12 am

      Avoid all the markets on the days the EBT accounts are refilled. The dealers know all the dates.

  • Dasuhmaleinafemale
    March 31, 2020 at 10:21 am

    It is believed that the common ratchet is audible at up to 300 yards

    • Schmoe me@gmail.com
      American Girl
      March 31, 2020 at 11:17 am

      OK that made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Margaret Sanger
    March 31, 2020 at 10:20 am

    I’ve been telling you all along, too bad you won’t listen. Get them before they’re born.

    • Bloop
      March 31, 2020 at 10:30 am

      Now that was funny. Id guess less than 10% of people reading know who ‘you’ are, Marge

      • Maggie from the 'hood
        March 31, 2020 at 11:08 am

        Please donate generously to Planned Parenthood during these difficult times.

  • Jane Goodall
    March 31, 2020 at 10:18 am

    Very dangerous situation.

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