Meanwhile in Dracut, here is an example of how not to practice social distancing.
Boom! Right in the kisser!
The covid cross!
Dude got knocked to the ground and his response was…..
Trying to tear off mask boy’s passenger side mirror. That will show him!
I have no idea what transpired before this, and normally I’d be on the other side of the kid in a mask driving a nice car, but it looks like the truck cut into his lane. Either way, if you get out of your car during a traffic dispute then you better be prepared to get a left jab in the face. Getting out of your car during a road rage incident is a declaration of war. If you’re not ready to get punched in the fact then stay in your truck old man. Plus, with the commie cold going around you can never be too careful. If someone gets within six feet of you then by law you have the right to punch them in the face. I don’t make the rules, I just adhere to them.
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46 Comment(s)
Pepper spray , then I grab his wallet.
Cutcha nails, fa gawd’s sake! You fackin’ HAHD-ON!
Old man sure showed that passenger mirror a thing or two.
I hate getting punched in the fact!
Now THIS is the content I come here for
Ditto! I live near there haha
Worldstar, worldstar
I love how alll the famous hollyweird people are suppossedly getting coronavirus and all beating it. Chris cuomo is faking. I dont believe it for one minute. Tom hsnks faking as well. Not one death . I guess the virus only kills mere mortals.
Did mahkey mark catch syphilis from lopez.
Maybe the Lone Ranger had enough of Tonto’s shit.
Any news on the pantsless man out at Lake Dennison? Is he still at large?
Wishful thinking, and it wasn’t that large.
An update on my recovery
I am completely off the booze hear at rehab
However I am totally dependent on benzodiazepines
I have given up sucking the negroe attendant Buford’s big nasty cock
Now I just take it up my ass
Pray for me
If an ape came at me like that I’m emptying eight clips, loading his headless body in my truck, bringing him home, throwing a bucket of human bowel movement on him and shoving him in an incinerator.
Spoken like someone with zero knowledge about the shit he’s talking.
Emptying eight clips? What are you toting, a Garand?
You wouldn’t do fuck all. Maybe ball up and cry for mercy like a little bitch, poser.
I think you’re a black, shit stirring, troll cunt.
White Power? Gtfoh with that bullshit, you virtue signalling BLM wannabe.
The author would have blown the other driver a kiss and offered a blowjob.
I’d bet a weeks pay it was the BMW drivers fault. By far the worst type of car breed folk.
It’s true, page one in the owners manual is “how to drive like an asshole”
what’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW
a BMW has the pricks on the inside
PT cruiser.
With coexist and rainbow stickers on the back
You stole my jesus fish didn’t you?
Honey, can I buy a pickup?
Aw, c’mon. all the guys have them.
It’s a Hon-daaa.
That’s not a truck. That’s a truck-ette
A+ name.
A Ridgeline? He must have left his mace in his purse when he got out.
It’s a Ridge’Rine’! Ah saaww!
That punk ass nit wit tried to tear ass around me after blaring the horn of his douche mobile the second the god damn light turned green. I’m too old to be fist fighting guys with their asses half out. I’m not to old to tell a punk something but now I’ll blast their asses.
Hospital grade face masks have replaced flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats as the trademark of local drug dealers…
Not much of a punch. Yeah he made contact but it just threw the other dude off balance for a sec.
I real punch would have dropped the dude.
Any boxer will tell you, balance. Keep your balance. Feet apart. One foot slightly ahead of the other, preferably the one on the side you will not punch with. Lean slightly forward.
Correct, he threw a punch like a guy trying to social distance. Power comes from the back foot. You got get in close and follow through.
I have no doubt you are from New Bedford. No fucking doubt
Don’t need to know the circumstances, it was definitely the BMW drivers fault. BMW drivers are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. (Besides muslims, tranny’s and hispanics obviously)
Add Mercedes and Volvo to that list!
And Audi drivers. Up there with homo BMW owners.
People who drive Nissan Altima’s and vovlvo’s are the worst drivers and can all tick off and die.
Don’t for get Prius’ as well. Always a Prick in a Prius.
Ok, let’s add to that list;, New Hampshire drivers, (Feel the need to get in left lane and drive 50 playing traffic regulator) Connecticut twats, tailgate constantly and let’s not forget the angry prius and subaru lesbo’s, intentionally move from lane to lane blocking, those fucking twats should be sidewinder missiled into the median in a flaming heap…Those pussy BMW fucks i just brake check them, watch them spill their double latte, expresso with an extra shot of Starbucks attendant cumm all over their laps..
Spic Tormentor,
You forgot Wiggers, the worst of the bunch! Nothin gets my goat worse than Wiggers. I despise wiggers more than the lousy blacks they emulate, the Nwords don’t really have a choice they were born into that race & culture. Wiggers make the effort to convince themselves that they to are oppressed and unable to properly speak English.
White trash
Black trash.
With any luck they’re infected now and will have to share a ventilator in a few weeks
Neither of them showing much brains. What if grizzly had a gun?
I figured Dracut is one of a couple of North Shore towns where the people from Lowell, Lawrence, and Haverhill move to after they’ve “arrived”, which isn’t saying too much.
As a rule of thumb, to be a BMW driver means you drive in an asshole-ish manner at all times; high risk lane changes, speeding during rush hour and dangerous weather conditions, and so on. Regardless, only a punk damages another guy’s car, so it was nice to see that guy get a fist in the teeth.
dracut is not on the north shore, faggot
Sometimes you gotta act like you got a pair.