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Social Distancing In Worcester: Jingo McGringo Tries To Fight Cops, Establish Right To Use The N Word During 50 Person Party With Gunshots

 

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We might as well rename today “hoodrat social distancing fails,” because we’ve got another story out of Worcester about hoodboogers shooting each other at a party with over 50 people at it.

We’re giving doctors and nurses a lot of credit for being on the front lines of fighting the commie cold, and rightfully so. But I feel like cops are under-appreciated in this. They have no choice but to continue to touch and interact with people every day. People who come in contact with lots of other people because they’re not the kind of people to listen to Charlie Baker. It’s gotta be extremely easy for cops to get the chop fluey.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – ghetto culture doesn’t buy into the idea that we’re all in this together. Ghetto culture is all about instant gratification, which is why they have chains instead of bank accounts, and have 70 inch flat screen TV’s in section 8 apartments. We can all stay home and quarantine until the cows come home. The shitheads are still gonna go out and do shithead things. When you’re genuinely surprised to reach the age of 30 you’re not afraid of coronavirus.

This is Jason Rumrill, the token white boy at the party from the middle class Webster Square area, who had to prove he could be accepted into the group by threatening to fight a cop. Please, someone let a cop – any cop – fight this bulimic bitch boi.

You know he’s hood because he gives the middle finger in every picture while sagging his skinny jeans. He also likes special time with friends where they can play cops and robbers on Snapchat.

He lives the glamorous ghetto fab life in Worcester, sipping the nectar of the hoodrat in barren Worcester attics with his friends who wear whoopie cushions on their heads.

As you can see, his thug life cred has been established which allows him to use the n word freely on Facebook while hating on rival rappers.

Glad to see he got his permissions back.

He’s also a big fan of Turtleboy apparently.

So I guess it’s only appropriate that he make his Facebook debut.

 

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41 Comment(s)
  • Big bad string bean
    April 3, 2020 at 12:55 am

    Who gives a fuck about whether he’s got a black mom or a spanish dad?
    When his Inmate Master Card gets filled out, he will identify as a white hispanic.
    I guarantee he’ll have one of these on file in a couple of years. It’s nearly inevitable.
    Spoiler alert: He’s going to convert to Islam for the better food and less of the “getting passed around”. In’Shallah, motherfucker.

    • BeatTheWiggah
      April 6, 2020 at 3:49 pm

      It’s a wiggah. A useless, unemployable welfare bum that is dragging this once fine country down the tubes.

  • Gunny Hartman
    April 3, 2020 at 12:10 am

    ” The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and became a brown stain on the mattress “

    • WoostahShootah
      April 6, 2020 at 3:51 pm

      Dude are dat wot happuned to yer mama? Sound like ya talk out of expeeriunce.

  • Just saying
    April 2, 2020 at 10:54 am

    Not that it matters but wanted you to know this kids mother is black, figured u would want to be accurate before trying to shit on a Kid I have literally no connection to this kid just expect truthful reporting not sensationalized headlines

  • Jason "Gloryhole" Rumrill
    April 2, 2020 at 8:41 am

    I love sucking cocks, I’m real popular around these parts. I also love anal and especially spit roasts. P.S. I love servicing men in uniform, like my mother taught me.

  • Dave
    April 1, 2020 at 10:14 am

    Most of the pics could be labeled DUMB..REALLY DUMB…and TOTALLY FUCKING STUPID.. of course, not in any particular order

  • Eva
    April 1, 2020 at 8:36 am

    Must suck to have a receding hairline at nineteen

  • McGarrett
    April 1, 2020 at 8:12 am

    Jason Rumrill A.K.A. Noodle Arms, Pigeon Chest, and Stack of Dimes Neck. The average cop would send him to the promised land.

    • Jeremy
      April 1, 2020 at 2:01 pm

      Just another punk. He posted something about no snitches…usually when u post things about telling people not to snitch, you’re a snitch! Idk though i dont think he would snitch! if snitching could have a face!

  • Percocets for all
    April 1, 2020 at 5:37 am

    I wonder what all these tb outed stars feel like after their story has been blasted on this site? Do they go on and change their ways and become model citizens.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 31, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    let the virus live at the expense of these sneezes, pack them into house parties and let Nature cull the herd. the floodgates are wide open…

  • Cheddah
    March 31, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    We’re gonna need to establish a pecking order for potential patients being treated in the hospitals soon.
    Insubordinate hoodboogers and junkies are automatically at the bottom of the list for treatment . Fuck em, let this be their karma..

    • ANGRY GIANT
      March 31, 2020 at 10:51 pm

      The key phrase to have in mind, in the triage area, is “Do Not Resuscitate”.

  • Gunny Hartman
    March 31, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    ” I didn’t think they could stack shit that high!”

    • Linda
      March 31, 2020 at 8:00 pm

      Gunny Highway?

  • whatevuh
    March 31, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    absolutely useless POS welfare trash for the rest of his life, what a fucking way to live. Hopefully he pisses off someone and catches that drive-by disease I’ve heard about.

  • D' Amelio- Curtatone
    March 31, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    He will be joining old Monty Montana very soon…

  • Yeah No
    March 31, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    Holy mother of god, what a cluster-fuck of inbred worcester ghetto trash. With a combined IQ of 32, I’m sure that all of these outstanding citizens have a bright future in the Woo. This must be the renaissance Mayor Petty is talking about. From the Worcester, MA website:

    “WELCOME TO WORCESTER
    Welcome to the country’s most vibrant and livable mid-sized city! With a population of more than 182,000 and more than 35,000 college students, Worcester is the second largest city in New England. Centrally located, the City is under an hour from Boston, Providence and Hartford.

    Learn more about the “Heart of the Commonwealth.”

  • Cobra
    March 31, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    If the Worcester po po gives me a thumbs up, I’ll gladly smoke this latino POS. You know where to contact me. Throw me the OK and this asshole will never be seen again. He’s the disease. I’m the cure.

    • Worcester Po Po
      March 31, 2020 at 6:32 pm

      Go ahead

  • Jason Rumrill is a Quadroon
    March 31, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    He isn’t white. The nasty natural fro on that skinny shithead means he’s either a fucking quadroon or a j€w.

    • Captain Trips
      March 31, 2020 at 6:31 pm

      He isn’t white. He’s one of those latino island people who came up here to MAGA

    • BeatTheWiggah
      April 6, 2020 at 4:00 pm

      Worcester has become increasingly the stinky anus of the universe, just like Lawrence, Lowell and Williamantic, CT, because of all the Puerto Ricans that came over to the mainland to work the textile industry, got bored and turned to crime instead. Now you have a subculture of Latin scum that suck up all the welfare, public housing and food stamps, while they deal drugs. They like going to jail, so they can catch up with all their mafia wannabe buddies.

  • Fall of cabal
    March 31, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    Turtle you’re so busy pushing out hot takes you missed the best part,didnt bother googling the name an the dads trophys. Oh an hes spanish. .

    • Yeah Right
      March 31, 2020 at 6:34 pm

      He must be of the Barcelona Rumrills…

      • Fall of cabal
        March 31, 2020 at 7:20 pm

        Google is easy even for special needs folk. You can easily see his dad is spanish. Look at his Facebook.

  • Casino Scum is very mad!
    March 31, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    Wiggers are truly sad and pathetic creatures with Identity crisis syndrome, and several other issues. Trying so hard to be something they are not, something they can never be, something that nobody in their right mind would want to be! Who do they think they’re fooling other than themselves? Also, that skinny little fag trying to fight a cop?!?! Haha! I think it’s safe to say that ANY human being who ever made it through the academy would have this sissy hogtied in 30 seconds without breaking a sweat. But what really got me about this article was the suspect named Nuyeng!!! A Vietnamese wigger?!?!? Now I’m under no illusion that the Vietnamese are model, law abiding citizens, I’m from Quincy so I know much better than that! But normally Vietnamese gangsters are like their Irish counterparts, low key, don’t advertise And try to keep thier I’ll gotten loot undercover Unlike the lousy blacks , spics and Eye-talians. So now our society has come to this… skinny white sissy boys and Vietnamese kids all wanting to be negroid gangsters. We’re fucked! Carona please mutate and Target these repulsive creatures only!

  • Hair by...
    March 31, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    …Lego.

  • Marlin Perkins of Wild Kingdom
    March 31, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    Wiggers are even more pathetic than those they ape…

  • Sprinkle Pig
    March 31, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    He’s so blood red and hates on the crips so bad he uses the letter x instead of the c because that’s how gangster he is. Lmao!!! Brett was right we needed a pandemic to take out the weak. The problem is it’s going after the old people and not shit bags like this. We need this thing to attack Hennessy drinkers and ebt abusers. Lol

  • Maggie the Cat
    March 31, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    If we were under martial law this problem would have been solved.

  • Kosh Naranek
    March 31, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    Must be terrible to go through life with fingers that can’t bend…

  • George Carlin
    March 31, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    Give it up, Jason. You’re white and you’re lame

  • Randal Graves
    March 31, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Albino porch monkey!!!

  • Problems with a Aeropostale order
    March 31, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    Spic Tormentor….. I gotta ask.How is social distancing today?
    Did you get tacos and burritos for takeout lunch?
    Wash it down with a few margaritas?

    Stay strong.We need you more than ever in this shit storm. Haha

    • Spic Tormentor
      March 31, 2020 at 4:35 pm

      It’s been really pleasant actually. Thanks for asking

      The place down the street from me has great tacos and burritos that I frequent. The owner is some type of dune coon but Id rather support terrorism than Juan and his 7 kids while he double dips off the system.

  • Uncle Ghetto
    March 31, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    We a’int got no time for no corono virus mother fucker

  • Nikko Jenkins
    March 31, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    Good Lord.Its ratchet roulette today.

  • Brian Pouliot
    March 31, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    Holy cow what a bunch of fags. That Springfield crowd could handle these losers. I bet Billy Tibbetts could knock out any one of them. They suck caulk.

  • Gov Charlie Biden
    March 31, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    I hope the chink flu hits the ghetto hard .
    To yo yo wigger!

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