We might as well rename today “hoodrat social distancing fails,” because we’ve got another story out of Worcester about hoodboogers shooting each other at a party with over 50 people at it.
We’re giving doctors and nurses a lot of credit for being on the front lines of fighting the commie cold, and rightfully so. But I feel like cops are under-appreciated in this. They have no choice but to continue to touch and interact with people every day. People who come in contact with lots of other people because they’re not the kind of people to listen to Charlie Baker. It’s gotta be extremely easy for cops to get the chop fluey.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – ghetto culture doesn’t buy into the idea that we’re all in this together. Ghetto culture is all about instant gratification, which is why they have chains instead of bank accounts, and have 70 inch flat screen TV’s in section 8 apartments. We can all stay home and quarantine until the cows come home. The shitheads are still gonna go out and do shithead things. When you’re genuinely surprised to reach the age of 30 you’re not afraid of coronavirus.
This is Jason Rumrill, the token white boy at the party from the middle class Webster Square area, who had to prove he could be accepted into the group by threatening to fight a cop. Please, someone let a cop – any cop – fight this bulimic bitch boi.
You know he’s hood because he gives the middle finger in every picture while sagging his skinny jeans. He also likes special time with friends where they can play cops and robbers on Snapchat.
He lives the glamorous ghetto fab life in Worcester, sipping the nectar of the hoodrat in barren Worcester attics with his friends who wear whoopie cushions on their heads.
As you can see, his thug life cred has been established which allows him to use the n word freely on Facebook while hating on rival rappers.
Glad to see he got his permissions back.
He’s also a big fan of Turtleboy apparently.
So I guess it’s only appropriate that he make his Facebook debut.
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