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Social Justice Warriors Are Really Mad At This Pioneer High School Kid For Mocking Refs And The Disabled Because SJW’s Are A Plague That Destroys All Things Fun

Social Justice Warriors Are Really Mad At This Pioneer High School Kid For Mocking Refs And The Disabled Because SJW’s Are A Plague That Destroys All Things Fun

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The Greenfield Recorder posted this picture of a Pioneer Regional High School student pretending to be a blind referee during a playoff game against Hoosac Valley High School:

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Seems like harmless teenage fun right?


This is a big deal.

A HUGE deal!!

Just ask some of the brilliant commenters…

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Translation – Michael Churchill is a ref who usually gets the call wrong and hears about it from the fans. Turtleboy has reffed plenty of basketball games before. It does in fact suck. By far the hardest sport to ref. The block/charge call is the biggest judgement call in any sport. A bad call at the end of the game literally hands the game to the other team. But at the end of the day, this is what you signed up for as a ref. More importantly, the kid obviously is making a joke. Remember jokes? We used to laugh at jokes back in the 90’s. Good times.

But according to Michael, if he was the ref he would’ve had the kid removed from the gym:

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Because the first amendment doesn’t allow you to wear striped shirts and glasses and basketball games. Ref’s feelings come before free speech. That’s how our country works.

He wasn’t the only one taking offense for refs everywhere:

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These are adults. Adults who don’t understand that a teenager is making a harmless joke at a basketball game.

Then there’s this winner:

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Yea, because if there’s one thing I know about high school kids, it’s that they listen to the pre-game announcement about sportsmanship and respecting officials, and follow it to a T. I remember being at a game once in high school and someone in our stands yelled “air ball” when a guy on the other team missed a shot. We all gave him the most epic stare down ever and he bowed his head in shame. Lesson learned.

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Making fun of someone with a disability? There are people dumb enough to believe that’s what this kid was trying to do? Make fun of the blind? For fuck’s sake. Can we get another plague? We’re so overdue.

Then there’s this chick:

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Well, Josie Morris sounds like she’s a BLAST at parties. Hey Josie, since you’re such buckets of fun, I have a blind joke for you.

Q: How come Helen Keller was such a bad driver?

A: Because she was a woman.

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Tough crowd.

And of course someone had to figure out a way to blame this one on Trump:

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Yup. That seems like a reasonable assessment. If Hillary won there wouldn’t be anyone mocking referees. We must end this atmosphere of hate and discrimination towards refs.

Finally there was this bag of spunk:

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Ableism? Ummm, he’s mocking a referee, not the blind. He’s saying that the refs are so bad at their jobs, and miss so may calls, that they could be mistaken for being blind. Get it? And how exactly is this the photographer and publisher’s fault? First of all, it wasn’t published. It was put on Facebook. Secondly, the ref saw an interesting and funny picture that was designed to elicit commentary. Which is exactly what you did. But yea, it’s the photographers fault for doing their job.

Then again, this is what we’re dealing with:

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A social justice warrior? Never saw that one coming. If you’ve ever uttered the phrase, “capitalist white supremacist heteropatriarchy” then you probably haven’t shaved your pits in at least a fortnight. Just sayin.



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41 Comment(s)
  • Frecklecat
    March 1, 2017 at 7:38 pm

    What? No one is calling out The Recorder for publishing this? There’s a reason they stopped giving air time to streakers.

  • BAM
    March 1, 2017 at 1:21 pm

    You’re 100% wrong on this. You can’t let some dipshit dressed like a ref walk next to the court. If this were a hockey or football game, ok. But he RIGHT THERE! A player (high school players are dumbasses to start with) could mistake this numbskull for the ref and stop, hand him the ball, whatever – I’ve seen it all. Then the ref has to deal with a screaming coach.

    Get the nitwit off the court or make him take the shirt off.

    Common sense 101. Wtf is wrong with Turtleboy today?

  • Jay
    March 1, 2017 at 9:35 am

    The ref, the ref, the ref is out to lunch. Eat me ref, eat me ref, munch munch munch.

    I’d like to take a little walk, meet up with some SJW’S and push em in the rez.

  • Mb
    February 28, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    I could be mistaken but the only people that should be offended are the blind who can’t see the guy anyways

  • Noah
    February 28, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Just another example of the pussification of America. And Mike Churchill is an absolutely terrible reff that needs to adress some bigger issues

  • I hate stupid people.
    February 28, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    The more I think about it how would a blind person know someone was picking on them unless an SJW told them? The same goes for deaf people unless they can read lips you can call them whatever you want, if they can read lips all you would have to do is cover your mouth. Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she. I mean shit I could call all blind people stupid fuckin morons on here and none of them would know cause the internet isn’t in braille.

    Ok before people say I hate blind and deaf people I don’t. I was just making a point. SJW’s get butt hurt for NO apparent reason. Well maybe the stick in their ass might be poking them, or they are upset they need to remove the stick to fit their head up there.

  • ImNewHere
    February 28, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    I am most definitely looking forward to the awkward stares of sjw co-workers tommorow when i tell that helen keller joke.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    February 28, 2017 at 8:01 pm

    I’ve seen this EXACT same schtick with kids mocking the refs at my sons’ games in Texas several times. Ref shirt, sunglasses, cane – it’s been done over n’ over all across the country and for many years. It’s a common thing.

    I suggest that kids ought to poke fun at SJWs by gaining a 100 lbs., dying their hair some godawful color, wearing some big obnoxious glasses, and having most of their brains excised.

  • Cat Vomit Tango
    February 28, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    A deeper question is…are blind people allowed to be referees? And if so…how would you mock them for making a bad call?

    • Blimey
      March 1, 2017 at 8:56 am

      You wouldn’t mock them, you’d tell them all of their calls were spot on.

  • Wabbitt
    February 28, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    Because nobody EVER made a joke about blind referees before Trump got elected. Nope. Not a one. Totally never before seen phenomenon.

  • AniaTay
    February 28, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    Holy shit no one knows how to laugh anymore! I’m a 32 year old with fucking laugh lines because I don’t have a stick up my ass. No one is going to have laugh line wrinkles anymore. Just the 2 line furrowed brow crease.

  • SjwHater101
    February 28, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    Welcome to obamas America folks. Stupid bullshit that’s a non-issue has become big issues nowadays to all these SJW assholes. Fuck em’ all!

  • Coach
    February 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Coach gives the kid the MVP. Fuck all the butt-hurt SJW. Can’t wait to watch Trump diss out some more pain to the snowflakes of America.

  • Chris From Georgia
    February 28, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    I have no problem him mocking the ref but if his clothing is identical to the refs uniform, that could pose a problem. Other than that, these folks need to lighten up.

  • February 28, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    Referees Lives Matter…
    And Referee REFUGEE Lives Matter, too

    • X
      February 28, 2017 at 8:33 pm

      Piss off, you whiny liberal brat

      • BLM
        February 28, 2017 at 11:44 pm

        Excuse me sir? I’m about the furthest thing from a liberal, let alone a bratty one.

        And yes, I did just assume your gender. Suck it!

        • X
          March 1, 2017 at 7:39 am

          You like to suck off all the black guys in BLM

          • BLM
            March 1, 2017 at 10:15 am

            *Gasp* How’d you know?

            In case you haven’t noticed by now, my original comment was pure sarcasm.

  • PC rule makers
    February 28, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    Thought youth was the time to have fun and rejoice. The PC neurotics, wish to kill that too.

  • BobnMic
    February 28, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    Yup way too many serious people out there. And most of them are these millennials and some Gen Xers. So easily triggered my God. Pissed off at the world all of the time for no real reason. Not understanding sarcasm. Not understanding that a person with a sense of humor is not a psycho or whatever. Shame.

    • BobnMic
      February 28, 2017 at 4:34 pm

      I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

      • brian albrecht (the real one)
        February 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

        Yeah, fuck you pussy. I’m gonna rock you so hard you be prayin to allah. Muthafuckas can’t take a joke yo. Here’s a good one. What did Mohammed say when his wife called him a pedophile? He said, “That’s a big word for a 9 year old”. Boom! Am I right!!! Hang on, I’ll be back, my mom…eh….my associate is callin me.

        • Branch Mgr from Boylston
          February 28, 2017 at 8:00 pm

          Mmmm, I get so wet when you talk to my husband that way! When are you going to call me?

        • BobnMic
          February 28, 2017 at 10:36 pm

          ” brian albrecht (the real one) FEBRUARY 28, 2017
          7 1 Rate This

          Yeah, fuck you pussy. I’m gonna rock you so hard you be prayin to allah.’

          So you say.

          Yup ok so just so you know that will never happen. Ever.

      • brian albrecht (the real one)
        February 28, 2017 at 4:56 pm

        Ok, what else? What do you call a muslim who owns a camel and a goat? Bisexual!!!! Oh yeeeaaahh! How do muslims practice safe sex? They mark the camels that kick!!

        • Lyle "chip" chipperson
          February 28, 2017 at 5:04 pm

          Fawkin peckhas

  • I hate stupid people.
    February 28, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    KUDOS to the kid that is some FUNNY shit right there. People are so butt hurt about EVERYTHING it is disgusting. Ohhh he was making fun of blind people ….No the fuck he wasn’t if he was doing that he probably would have been wearing normal clothes and be tripping over EVERYTHING. How about if he made Coke bottles into glasses would he be making fun of people who wear glasses? Maybe he can dress in a button up sweater and carry an eyechart to the next game or is that making fun of opticians? I love these people that blame Trump for EVERYTHING that happens in this world. North Korea is doing something that they are not supposed to do…. The story sounds like this. North Korea did XYZ and it’s Trumps fault because he was elected president. Not North Korea did XYZ and they are assholes for doing it because their leader is mad at the world cause he has a small dick. Shit North Korea have been assholes my ENTIRE life it has NOTHING TO DO WITH TRUMP. We are going to help in a handbasket one SJW at a time.

    • Alex P Keaton
      February 28, 2017 at 5:09 pm

      I was at the game and all 3 referees laughed hysterically when he came in. One even went over and shook his hand. Funny how they weren’t offended but all the non-refs who weren’t even there are losing their minds. Comedians will cease to exist in 10 years if the SJW’s have their way.

  • juror seven esq.
    February 28, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    Wow, none of these SJW’s never saw Animal House. You know, at the parade, the guy in the trench coat, carrying the brief case and wearing sun glasses.

  • TheRealZephyrCat
    February 28, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    I just re-read the article. Where in the fucking world did these people come from the last couple of years? Did this just become a thing or has it always been there and now they feel empowered to spew their insanity? We’ve gotta start pushing these people back in their closets. People think the Russians are brutal but there’s a reason they keep people in check. Because they don’t want to let the loonies take control like the US is doing.

    • KimberlyS
      February 28, 2017 at 3:38 pm

      I’m pretty sure it’s due to the emergence of social media. Everyone now feels that they have a valid opinion without the benefit of discussion, and since they can so quickly block someone who thinks differently, they create an echo chamber, therefore coming to the belief that everyone now thinks the same way they do.

      • TheRealZephyrCat
        February 28, 2017 at 4:20 pm

        Yeah, spot on. It was better when I was younger. Nobody gave a shit what my opinion was. But that was good because it gave me perspective. I’m not nearly as important as I think I am. These little shits were never told no, surround themselves with likeminded idiots ( you used to have to be rich to do that) and have a platform where they can actually express their uninformed views. Plus they grew up in daycare where the only way they got attention was by having a temper tantrum. Nice combination.

      • Talisman
        February 28, 2017 at 5:57 pm

        Well, the United States of The Offended seemed to really escalate over the Bush and Obama cycles. Now, every little butthurt has to have their feelings catered to, with the exception being sentiments regarding conservative, white, Christian and heterosexual. Any offending statements against those demographics are fair game and subject to no penalties. With people being openly assaulted just for their beliefs in certain areas, it’s not just the social networking aspect of it anymore. They will run up on the wrong person one day and we’ll definitely hear about it. The media will try to make a free speech issue out of it when some “protesters” gang up on someone and bite off more than they can chew.

        • ZephyrCat
          February 28, 2017 at 6:18 pm

          Thanks for remembering that piece of shit Bush was part of this mess. People quick to just blame Clinton & Obama. True. But never let George W Moron off the hook. He and his crew raped the country for his 8 years.

  • KimberlyS
    February 28, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    I’m so sick of these idiots. Remember when life was fun? Get the giant pinecone out of your butts and just laugh a little. It does wonders for your outlook on life.

  • Sargeant Hulka
    February 28, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    Lighten up Francis…

  • paul
    February 28, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    I guess they have never been to a hockey game when there is a bad call and they play 3 blind mice.

    • big B
      March 1, 2017 at 12:18 pm

      I have never been to a Bball game where somebody didn’t yell “What are you blind”. These people are out of their minds.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 28, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    My brother reffed on the side for years. Same thing happened with him. Lost his sense of humor and perspective. Now he defends every ref no matter how horrid the call. Until finally it cost his beloved Packers in the playoffs. Then he lost his mind. I long for the days of George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Archie Bunker, Fred Sanford. That shit was funny, period! Don’t discourage that kid imitating a blind ref. That’s comedy gold!!!

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