Someone Had All My Mail Forwarded To Monica Cannon-Grant’s House In Roxbury, USPS Isn’t Doing Shit About It, But We Should Totally Trust Them With Our Elections 


Facebook and Twitter remove content that suggests that mail in voting can’t be trusted because it’s “dangerous,” and when Donald Trump says there will be fraud they tell us this is not true.

I haven’t received mail in over a week. I thought this was weird so I went to my local post office to see if they were holding it. Turns out someone filled out a form to have my mail forwarded to 6 Fenno Street in Roxbury. Guess who lives there?

Monica Cannon-Grant.

She’s not smart enough or crafty enough to do something like this on her own, but that’s neither here nor there. The problem is that it was this easy to do. All someone had to do was get a change of address form, fill it out, and sign it with my “signature.”

Allow me to rant about the uselessness of signatures for a moment. Why are we still pretending like a signature means anything? Like it’s some sort of verifiable proof that you saw something. Like the person who’s verifying this form can look at the signature and say, “yup, that’s Aidan Kearney’s.” When I get receipts or I’m asked to sign something I just put a smiley face now because it doesn’t matter. There is zero reason to still use signatures in 2020, and this incident shows us exactly why.

My postmaster (who has been very helpful but her hands are tied) got them to stop forwarding mail there as of yesterday, but it will take 7-10 days to start getting mail again because the USPS is a giant clusterfuck of inefficiency and bureaucracy. Naturally then we are trusting these people with the integrity of our elections.

I asked if I should call the police, but because the USPS is its own entity with it’s own investigators I had to call them. It’s not the first time I’ve dealt with something like this through the mail. Last year Michael Gaffney sent a libelous flierabout me and my family to every home in area code 10520, Holden.

They refused to stop distributing them, despite getting a bunch of death threats since my address was on it. So I called the USPS “investigator,” they told me that they’d look into it, I followed up with them and they did nothing.

I didn’t expect much yesterday and the USPS didn’t disappoint. It’s a 1-800 number, you press a bunch of buttons, wait on hold for over an hour, tell some lady your story and hope to hear back from them. I did get this email afterwards though.

Translation – mail fraud just isn’t a big deal. We’ll get back to you later. Maybe.

Naturally then we are trusting these people with the integrity of our elections.

I asked if I should call the police, but because the USPS is its own entity with it’s own investigators I had to call them again. It’s a 1-800 number, you press a bunch of buttons, wait on hold for over an hour, tell some lady your story and hope to hear back from them. Naturally then we are trusting these people with the integrity of our elections.

Whoever did this was obviously pranking me because they follow the blog and know what my thoughts are on MCG. But it’s a federal crime. More importantly, why is it this easy? Confidential shit comes through the mail, including checks and bills with private information, and if we can’t trust the USPS to not get pranked by some asshole then how the fuck are we supposed to trust them with our elections?

This is the email the USPS sent us after it was already changed:

You are receiving this email because we have detected a Change of Address submission corresponding to your online account with username ******. The security of your account is very important to us, so we have temporarily SUSPENDED your access to your Informed Delivery® features. To resume use of Informed Delivery, please follow the steps outlined below and provide confirmation of where you receive your mail. We have sent two letters with your validation code – one to the old address (in case you have not moved) and the other to the new address, as indicated in the Change of Address submission we received.

Except we never got a letter with a validation code because they stopped delivering mail to our house.

Ultimately they’ll probably never find out who did this because it could be anyone, anywhere in the country. Literally all you have to do is fill out a form and put it in your local mailbox and you can do this to anyone. Now imagine how easy this would be to get someone’s ballot sent to your house. Imagine how easy it would be to do this on a large scale. And we’re allowing it to happen because they’re clearly using commie cold to rig this election. But if you try to even suggest this social media platforms will ban you, and the mainstream media will accuse you of being a conspiracy theorist.



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77 Comment(s)
  • Close the post office
    November 4, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    The USPS should be closed down and turned over to a private businesses like FED X or UPS. The US Post Office is costing taxpayers several billion dollars a year in losses, 90% of mail today is delivered by email that is much faster and safer. The 10% delivered by the post office is advertising crap that most people throw away without looking at it. Watch a FED X or UPS driver making a delivery they actually get out of their vehicles and hustle to make a delivery, when is the last time you have seen a postal worker get their fat asses out of their vehicle except if its lunch time, coffee time or time to go home then you will see them hustle. The US Postal service was valuable years ago but they have outlived there usage and should be abolished. There are delivery people at the Ware Post Office that leave work as soon as there route is done, believe me they are NOT delivering all the mail, some of it disappears, and I have seen this first hand. Taxpayers save billions of dollars annually close this cash cow down.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    October 21, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    That’s fucking hilarious. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

    I hope she’s got a few credit card numbers/statements, bank statements, etc. Maybe even something with your SSN.

    She could apply for welfare in your name and have them put the cash benefits on her card.

    Karma’s a bitch.

    • Hyperjames
      February 3, 2021 at 10:09 am

      Of course a vile criminal would endorse criminality.

  • Mysterious Em
    October 18, 2020 at 11:08 am

    An FYI: When the address is changed online a debit card is needed to verify name. It takes and refunds $1. Maybe that could help ya.

    Why no blog for the recent charges involving Chantel Bethea? The AG is the one pursuing. Chantel has high positions & now neglect on disabled, elderly. Thought you would have covered it.

  • attorneytalk
    October 17, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Maybe an attorney could help you in this situation? It’d be great if you could sue USPS while setting precedent to make sure this type of thing can’t happen again.

  • idiot
    October 17, 2020 at 10:34 am

    And now you doxxed her. Great job posting her address dipshit, hope she sues the fuck out of you.

    • Doxology
      October 17, 2020 at 1:49 pm

      There is no legal cause of action for doxxing. Newspapers often write like, “Kevin Jones of 33 Oak Street, Pleasantville, MA” for libel purposes to distinguish from all the other Kevin Joneses out there.

    • Masslandrecords
      October 17, 2020 at 2:34 pm

      It’s not her address, it belongs to the public.

  • Pupa Larvae
    October 17, 2020 at 3:01 am

    This is funny but it never happened. You used to be funny turtle now all you are is a whiny racist bitch.

  • Inquiring Minds
    October 17, 2020 at 1:37 am

    So TB, did you coordinate with MCG on getting your mail back? Bahahahahaha!!!

  • Learn to stop being racist
    October 17, 2020 at 12:40 am

    Mr turtlefucker you’ve gone far enough with being mean to black people who are standing up for their lives! These people are tired of being killed and discriminated against and before that being denied their rights and before that being enslaved.

    You fuckin whipcrackers needs to stop whining and just accept when you try to knock a POC down this is what they gonn do to you. These people know where you live turtlefucker. This is your warning shot racist. Keep beating on grant, they’ll send some people to yo house.

    Our she-penises cum on your face Mr. Kearny. Check your lawn with a black light.

    • We all know White people run the show
      October 17, 2020 at 1:29 am

      Stop trying to convince yourself otherwise…

    • G Ber
      Do you feel lucky
      October 17, 2020 at 11:42 am

      You fucking tough guy wanna be- send the hit squads we’ll be waiting , I’d love to test out my new shotgun on the enslaved people,

    • Monica's Cannon-Farts
      October 17, 2020 at 9:33 pm

      @Learn To Say “Ask”:

      Suck a bag of white penises, muthafucka!
      You don’t know me!!

    • Hyperjames
      February 3, 2021 at 10:11 am

      Stop trying to live near white people if you hate them so much. Never in history has a group of “oppressed” been so desperate to cozy up to their oppressors.

  • I is, I are Turttlesmollett
    October 16, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    For some reason I believe this is made up everyone knows that she is a peice of shit but you’re just a silly little man sitting in his wifes basement with a bagleboi complex
    I beleave you’re just forcing it at this point we know it’s been slow on the nooze yo put the adderall down and go to bed for a few weeks

    • Done with this shit
      October 17, 2020 at 12:44 am

      when he insults someone, he spells all the words correctly. From his wife’s basement. At least he’s got that going for him

  • Obama Biden-Ladin
    October 16, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    Well at least you don’t have any enemies……….right?
    Just remember where to put that “smiley face” on your ballot!

  • Kenny Klitz
    October 16, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    Good! You wanna play this game, don’t be surprised when the other side plays dirty.

    You whiny bitch

    • Zarilla
      October 16, 2020 at 9:12 pm

      The only thing dirty is your mothers mouth after her ape boyfriend cums down her throat you fucking negroe lover

  • Box O Wine Bake Sale ?
    October 16, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    But were there “thousands” of people watching? Also….how do you know MCG got your mail? You left that part out….duh and you must have been rage blogging again bc you wrote the same paragraph twice.
    The unraveling of turtle boy is so much fun let me tell you. Next up tirtleKaTe will be ripping lines off the covid buffet table at your ‘golf tournament’ that consists of your following who…..doesnt even play golf? Maybe start a ‘box o wine’ luncheon? We know all your lonely, drunken housewives would at least SAY they would actually show up.

    • USPS
      October 16, 2020 at 8:57 pm

      His mail was forwarded to MCG’s address. So yes, she has his mail.

    • Harrison
      October 16, 2020 at 9:14 pm


      I saw your mother turning tricks on Lagrange street so she could buy an eight ball

  • Ashton Kutcher
    October 16, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    You’ve been punk’d!

  • LiesOnnLies
    October 16, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    Yeah um I’m going to go with “that never happened for $400, Alex” because I work for USPS, and it’s not easy to do that and the odds are that someone wouldn’t risk a federal crime for fuhken turtlebitch

    • Anon
      October 17, 2020 at 8:40 am

      I work for the USPS also, and this whole article is bullshit. This is all for clickbaits,.

      • Jay
        October 18, 2020 at 10:04 pm

        Well he needs something for attention doesn’t he?

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      October 19, 2020 at 8:27 am

      Hey stupid, when I moved I literally went online and had my mailed forwarded with almost zero questions asked. There is a process where they take a debit or credit card for a $1 charge. You fucking liar.

  • Kevin and Mary
    October 16, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    Sucks when people go ‘real life’ doesnt it? Does it suck as bad as Damian being better looking than you too?

  • Charles Murray
    October 16, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    Great article. However, can we all now admit that the state in ALL it’s forms is measurable, empirically and practically far worse than the Catholic Church (or any religion for that matter). This is by no means an attempt at slipping in a what about-ism. But when we consider the police have the authority to impose violence, the Post Office won’t be held to account (in this instance they have plausible deniability), the US Military has gone completely in the bag for critical race theory (and its former leaders advocated for the unlawful removal of the sitting President), not to mention the tens of thousands of children who are assaulted and molested in public schools each year this is just another reason to observe and appreciate measurable scale. In this case in orders of magnitude. Good article TB.

  • Moe Greene
    October 16, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Guilty party odds:

    Cryin’ Rian 100-1

    Failure Swift 75-1

    Fojo’s Blazer 60-1

    Gaffneys Goo 55-1

    Peters Pride 50-1

    Amazing Amanda 45-1

    Monicas Gunt 25-1

    Noble Luke 17-1

    Parkside Charlie 10-1

    Martys Messy Mile 3-1

    Riccio Rammer 4-5

  • Tuna Turner
    October 16, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Uncle Turtle-Smollet I call bullshit. I can guarantee you that in order to change your address and and forward mail it requires the new address to receive a code (after filling out the form) then you must use the code online where the USPS charges you $1 on a credit card to confirm your identity. So either you did this in an attempt to frame her and also attempt to stir up mail-in voting issues for attention OR you’re not actually attempting to find out who it was bc you’re dumb, I assume you’re just lying though.

    • I is, I are Turtleshim the half a sped mail room worker
      October 16, 2020 at 8:52 pm

      This is only if you you do it on the interwebz yo
      I can go into the post office and do it to you with a regular old form that comes in an envelope with coupons
      On the bright side turtleshim and the person who supposedly did it are going to get great coupons

  • Al Shapiro
    October 16, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    You’re just a bullshit artist with no actual proof of this occurring.

  • Done with this shit
    October 16, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    So this racist douche was receiving and accepting your mail for a week? That all by itself is a federal offense, but doubt if the inspection service will tell you anything. Find out the area manager for your district and call them constantly. Your local po has to give you contact info if asked. Only way you’ll find out anything. Good luck

  • So it goes...
    October 16, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    That’s pretty funny TB, all things considered. Thank god paper mail is generally pointless 95% of the time.
    It was probably Emmanuel Dockter as retribution for you posting his personal info online.

  • Mom's Basement
    October 16, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    That’s nothing compared to the mail fraud that I perpetrated against BMG and Columbia House throughout the 90s.

  • Boe Jiden
    Let’s not forget...
    October 16, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    The USPS is a giant budgetary sinkhole of pensions and debt. One only needs to look at the uniform and lax effort of current carriers to understand this. What was once a lower middle class profession has become a bunch of zombies like a mcdonald’s drive thru register.
    Privatized companies such as UPS, Fedex, and Amazon run circles around the postal service.
    Who would postal carriers rig an election for… Big Government.

    • Deflateddoritodinks
      October 18, 2020 at 10:46 pm

      This is only because the government requires the postal service to have 51 years of estimated pension payments set aside. The union owns the postal service.

  • 4th Industrial Revolution
    October 16, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    This is why nobody but postal workers will cry when Amazon puts the USPS out of business.

  • Indigo
    October 16, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    Go online and try to change your address. You have to put in a debit card number so they can hold $1 as a way to fight fraud.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      October 17, 2020 at 2:28 am

      A $1 investment for unknown potential scam gains? Sounds like a decent investment if you’ve got a good scam.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's mail ballot team
    October 16, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    When a person(s) are attacked in covert and unethical ways, those committing these acts can never be justified or righteous due to the very nature of the acts themselves. Those who are righteous must always stand against cowards who do not like free speech. Find the cowards creating this Global warming.

  • dough bro
    October 16, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    This shit is stealing mail which is a serious federal offence. Who would be foolish enough to put themselves out there doing such a thing is beyond comprehension. Of course, with today’s COVID monopoly, there are a lot of fuck ups coming out of the woodwork that would rather get 3 hots and a cot and a regular rectal exam!!

  • Mastiff squint
    October 16, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    Oh great now there will be more address changes for turtle boy than ballots sent to the dead and change of address forwarding combined. Did you go over her house and demand your Adam and Eve package yet. Hope she didn’t substitute her used dildo for your new one!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 16, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    Hopefully some ricin was mailed to you by some purple haired Bernie freak and Monica opens it

    • Anon
      October 17, 2020 at 8:34 am

      Is that one of your aliases, Turtle Boi?

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    October 16, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    Good thing she can’t read

  • Stealing People's Mail
    October 16, 2020 at 11:43 am

    We ain’t goin’ to the party!
    We ain’t going’ to the game!
    We ain’t goin’ to the Disco,
    Ain’t goin’ to cruse down Main

    • Jello Biafra and East Bay Ray
      October 19, 2020 at 11:33 pm

      So few will get your reference.
      To them I say “Give me convenience or give me death”.

  • Cliff Clavin got robbed on Jeopardy!
    October 16, 2020 at 11:28 am

    Based on that generic boilerplate response, I wouldn’t wager that the USPS has a crack team of Investigators just chomping at the bit to catch whomever committed this Felony and Federal Offense. This is about par for the course for an Agency that is around $170 BILLION dollars in debt.

    • USPS Office of Investigation
      October 16, 2020 at 12:08 pm

      Dear Sir,
      Thank you for your concern. Let me reassure you. We have top men looking into this egregious affront to the US Postal Service.
      Top.. Men..


      For Ben Franklin
      His Favorite French Whore

  • Sneaky!
    October 16, 2020 at 11:15 am

    Oh for sure. Someone is definitely taking the time to file a massive number of address changes in their own name to steal the election. The perfect crime …

  • Monicaisanuglybeast
    October 16, 2020 at 11:13 am

    Contact the police that is a Fed offense . Unfortunately this world is a joke . Unfortunately when you put yourself in the spotlight it attracts negative attention. I hope they catch the MF . Monica is a guilty grease fat slob

  • Charlie Parker
    October 16, 2020 at 11:12 am

    We’ve been voting by mail for centuries. So what’s the problem? We’re making it more convenient by sending ballots to God knows where. It’s all Trump’s fault anyway. Doesn’t the rapist white supremacist run the post office? Sorry no questions allowed at this presser. Put your masks on and shut the hell up!

  • Eddie
    October 16, 2020 at 11:07 am

    Fenno St. Is a housing project right in the heart of the beautiful Nubian Sq.

  • bloop
    October 16, 2020 at 11:05 am

    You would think it would be easy to find out exactly when and where the federal crime took place because whichever branch executed this federal fraud would certainly have the paper trail and request on record. Employee/day/time/branch location etc. all logged into their system. Combine that with security cameras that all USPS offices have, not to mention any adjacent buildings with security cameras, you would be able to at least see who it was and what they drove. It’s really not that hard. I would go scorched Earth on everyone. If someone is stupid enough to do something like this, you could reasonably expect them to escalate this to bodily harm.

    • The sad truth
      October 16, 2020 at 11:53 am

      This makes sense except for a few things. Researching when/where/who etc would require work by someone at the post office. Since no one at the post office gives a shit, you can forget about getting that info. Let’s assume though that they do research it. The cameras will have the pictures but again, looking at those cameras would require work. The post office doesn’t give a shit so they won’t look at the video. The surrounding cameras on the street also won’t be looked at because again, no one gives a shit. Cameras are only useful as a minor deterrent and for murder investigations. Anything else, forget it.

      Someone used my “Walmart Pay” to buy stuff at a Walmart. Walmart had the store number, date, time of day, etc. They didn’t bother pulling video. Gave me my money back but I’d rather have the douche who stole from me.

      Also had my car broken into in Worcester. Cameras everywhere. I managed to convince people to give me the photos. Went to the police and was told “forget it, judge will slap him on the wrist and you’ll waste vacation days sitting in a court room for nothing”.

    • Mastiff squint
      October 16, 2020 at 12:49 pm

      You can get the request form from a stack under the glass table. Fill it out later drop it in the mail box. I had express mail sent to me for a car. They didn’t make the dead line, then the next day someone dropped off a card saying we tried to deliver but you weren’t home. But I was. When they investigated they asked my mailman what the story was, and he told them he was on vacation but knew I was home because I was waiting for that delivery. The postal unions are more rabid than the MTA!

  • Its Dey Culture
    October 16, 2020 at 10:55 am

    Carla Joffre Pena, 20, of Dorchester was going over 100 mph on the Mass Turnpike to evade da popo last night.
    Marty and his new diversity civilian police review board reccomend firing the police and given the wetback a 6 figure settlement for her troubles.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      October 16, 2020 at 1:25 pm

      I figured it was one to two ethnicities that the name would confirm.

      Right again.

  • Gorilla Girl
    October 16, 2020 at 10:42 am

    Ima maxing out yo credit cards as we speak. its my black privilege to do so.

    • Monica
      October 16, 2020 at 10:51 am

      It’s reparations u cracker !!

      • Vaughn McClure
        October 16, 2020 at 11:11 am

        Hello Turtleboi. Did is Mastercard, we seem to sense there is some unusual charging activity on your credit card.
        Did you buy a weave a few days ago and more importantly did you charge $500 per day for 3 consecutive days for fried chicken at KFC

  • randiguy2006
    Hey TB....
    October 16, 2020 at 10:19 am

    What happened to Rayla’s appearance?

  • Michael T Gaffney
    October 16, 2020 at 10:17 am

    I’m still shitting myself that you had a successful lawyer on the show last night so I don’t know what this article is about.

  • Stunt Penis
    October 16, 2020 at 10:15 am

    I have to admit… that is pretty funny.

    • Jay
      October 16, 2020 at 11:35 pm

      Sit back with some popcorn and have a good laugh. This is Jerry Springer level hilarity.

  • Good For You
    October 16, 2020 at 10:15 am

    Not accusing MCG of it. You would have a defamation claim on your hands if you did. Responsible journalism. Reasonable people such as myself can draw the inferences they wish.

  • randiguy2006
    October 16, 2020 at 10:14 am

    Much like the Turtle Boy Golf Tournament…this never happened.

    INCREDIBLE “coincidence” that someone fucked with your mail and you are against mail-in ballots.

    What are the odds?

    • Never ever
      October 16, 2020 at 10:33 am

      Just like the wiretapping that never happened? Just like willingly giving kids to the state never happened?

  • Texas Red
    October 16, 2020 at 10:14 am

    Yep … add into that plastics in the oceans, rainforest fires/clearing, and extinction of the tree kangaroo and we are doomed …. and I’m not being sarcastic. You name it and it’s fucked up.

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    October 16, 2020 at 10:03 am

    Monica be like oh shit I gots coupons to Popeyes

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    October 16, 2020 at 9:59 am

    There should be fingerprints on that change of address form.

    God forbid they actually check it out and run the prints thru a data base. They might catch someone. That’s not the goal in 2020.

    • Johnny S
      October 16, 2020 at 11:04 am

      get a load of this guy….Charlie Chan over here

      • capone181
        Charlie Chan
        October 16, 2020 at 12:19 pm

        Fluck you!

        • Two Wongs dont make a White
          October 16, 2020 at 5:39 pm


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