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Someone Please Warn This Girl That Juicin Jeremy Winslow Got His Last Girlfriend Killed, And Has A Long History Of Abusing Women And Posting Their Private Text Messages After They Die

 

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Some may feel like I’m beating a dead horse here by blogging about this dipshit again:

But I feel obligated to warn any woman that ever is naive enough to start dating Juicin Jeremy Winslow that the last girl who fell for his bullshit ended up getting killed.

And it’s come to our attention that he might be preying on his next victim.

This perpetually unemployed beta male douchequeef has a supernatural ability to convince good looking women that he’s a responsible Dad who has his shit together. This scam usually lasts a month or two before these women realize that he’s a freeloading piece of shit who’s bringing them down, and they dump him. The lucky ones get away, others get the shit kicked out of them, and some of them wind up dead after getting caught in the crossfire after he picks a fight with a biker gang and tries to run them over with a Jeep. And if you have your own crotch fruits already there’s a chance your family will have to take a restraining order out on him after he tries getting custody and claims they call him Dad even though he only met them three months ago.

What’s even more despicable is that he also recently posted private text messages from the girlfriend, who is dead as a direct result of his selfish choices, because the text messages make him look good.

He’s literally using Tanya Hall’s death to garner more sympathy and find new hot women who will feel bad for him. It’s really our moral obligation to spread the word so that he never is able to hurt another woman again. If you know the woman in the picture with him, please let us know so we can reach out to her. This is what her future looks like if we don’t.

I realize that he’s a pathological liar who isn’t above photoshopping himself into something he wasn’t at, but I think it’s best to safe rather than sorry.

 

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36 Comment(s)
  • Rico
    October 22, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    Who gives a fuck what this douchebag does

  • The angry taint
    October 22, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    Wow! What a truly twisted human being. Does he still have that jeep? Does the new gf sit in the chalk outline on the passenger’s seat?

  • Debbie McCallister
    October 22, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    Why are women so desperate they would be with this queefcake?! Jesus Christ I’d rather be a nun, than with this fermented queef.

  • F*U
    October 22, 2019 at 9:26 am

    What’s more natural: Her face or his biceps?

  • Alan Funt
    October 22, 2019 at 6:14 am

    You can’t fix stupid, if she chooses this dirtbag, then so be it. She knows his past, she’s rolling the dice.

  • Old Tom Morris
    October 22, 2019 at 12:32 am

    Beta male? Jeremy is jacked and pumped. What are you talking about?

    • fuckface O'reilly
      October 22, 2019 at 5:57 am

      homo alert

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    October 21, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    Casual observation:

    Would love to sport fuck his mother and send him video. Geri Giangarra.

  • JJ
    October 21, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    That’s a tranny who are you kidding!

    • Y
      October 22, 2019 at 10:45 am

      You’re right, JJ. She’s just like Australia’s PM:

      • Y
        October 22, 2019 at 10:46 am

        New Zealand, not Australia; point remains the same.
        Apologies.

        • JJ
          October 24, 2019 at 4:04 pm

          Hahahaha I love ya Y.. Its cool I understand what you ment.
          Hope all is well my friend, Happy days!

  • Josh fat Abrams
    October 21, 2019 at 8:14 pm

    life!! life!! life!! life!! nothing is more depressing for you’s. Feel your weak ass heart baking. summons all your energy. life!! life!! life!! ok. thats enough for today. read chapter 7 of the kevorkian chronicles tonight, and we will see you tomorrow if your ticker doesn’t overcook in the sewage that is your body boi.

  • elijah's final fart
    October 21, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Grimy slut, skunk bait at best

  • mashbrownmama
    October 21, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    ol biddy will still be getting mash browns.

  • I Dont Care
    October 21, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    You know what ? Dont give 2 fucks about this dumb bitch. If shes dumb enough to believe his bullshit then fuck her. Sick of these broads that make these decisions and then cry poor me. Boo fucking hoo !!!

  • shit>your life
    October 21, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    Golly imagine your having such a hard time staying off tbs. your life called, it said fuck us.

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 21, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    I can’t wait until this roided up beta male’s heart explodes in the next few years

  • Come on now
    October 21, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Come on, people can change.

    Bristol did.

    • Captain Trips
      October 21, 2019 at 5:51 pm

      Your mama did too. And boy could she handle 4 dudes at once! Epic!

      • Yup
        October 21, 2019 at 6:58 pm

        Captain’s right…….I was there. Anything’s possible!

  • Said Nobody
    October 21, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    He’s quite a catch and seems to really listen to me Plus he drives a cool Jeep.

    • Mick Jagger
      October 21, 2019 at 5:56 pm

      He’s also swallowed more cum than Rod Stewart

  • He looks like a roided up tim Wakefield.....let’s see that 105 mph knuckleball
    October 21, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    The woman in those recent pictures is not a “stunner”……that is pure makeup, silicon, lighting, and distance at work there

    • Captain Trips
      October 21, 2019 at 5:52 pm

      The 1000 cock stare is not hidden either. More mileage than a 1973 Pinto. And rear ended more often I’m sure

      • Startled Pancake
        October 21, 2019 at 7:59 pm

        The thick-ass spackled-on slampig make-up is, like, a must when that outfit type is chosen.

        The blackheads that brawd must have under all that greasepaint, though, fuckin’ yikes.

        And the vagina? Well, I’m thinking Arby’s.

  • A Match Made In Heaven
    October 21, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    Cant turtleboy set juicin jeremy up with a more fitting partner like not so hot tow truck girl.

  • Lucioso
    October 21, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    This dude is full of himself.

  • Shitmask
    October 21, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    Are those like still a thing? Or just when ol biddy goes to CT?

  • Captain Trips
    October 21, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    Because the stone cold stunners are 99.9% of the time stone cold stupid.

    Live off of your looks for your lifetime and see how much brain power you achieve.

    “She’s pretty stupid!”

    Yes she is! Pretty and stupid! Goes together like corned beef and cabbage. Of course, on rare occasions, we get a pretty and smart. Find one of those brothers, and you hit the lottery!

    • Stunt Penis
      October 21, 2019 at 5:33 pm

      that’s called a unicorn…

      • Captain Trips
        October 21, 2019 at 5:49 pm

        The rarity is the same my friend

  • JDC
    October 21, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    He has a type. Good looking, naive and low self esteem. They seem to fall for big muscles and flashy dressing.

    • Captain Trips
      October 21, 2019 at 4:46 pm

      The ‘bad boy’ lovers. Will be worn out, alone, and bitter by 50 years of age.

  • Trouser Worm
    October 21, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    How the hell is this guy still pulling such stone cold stunners?

    • Put Some Coke On Your Dick They Come Running
      October 21, 2019 at 5:24 pm

      Drugs.

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