Back in September we wrote about how stupid City Manager Ed Augustus was for spending $10,000 in taxpayer money on these dumb green pens which they used to bribe people into voting:
Because if people are too lazy to vote then it’s our job to entice them to show up and make an uninformed decision in order to cancel out our informed decision. Meanwhile the school year is about to begin and parents of students in the WPS are about to be given a laundry list of things that their children’s classrooms don’t have. Good thing we have all those pens though.
Except we don’t have those pens anymore apparently. That’s because a turtle rider was going through a flea market at the corner of Southbridge and Quinsig the other day when they came upon this:
Yup, those are the same pens the City of Worcester was giving away about a year ago. They ordered way too many and someone stole a bunch of them and now they’re selling them at the flea market. This is happening in real life. Not only did the taxpayers of Worcester buy all these ugly Christmas pens, but some local muff stole hundreds of them and is making a profit off of them. So now they’re being paid for twice, and as usual the joke is on the taxpayers. Because in Worcester the joke is ALWAYS on the taxpayers!!!
Of course Ed Augustus knows that the city he “manages” is a joke, and that’s the reason he’s living in Millis. Then again, if you were making $250,000 a year, would you still live in Worcester? Probably not. Keep telling yourself that this idiot is doing a good job though. Money well spent!!
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