Someone Stole Those $10,000 Election Pens And Now They’re On Sale At Worcester Flea Market

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Back in September we wrote about how stupid City Manager Ed Augustus was for spending $10,000 in taxpayer money on these dumb green pens which they used to bribe people into voting:

City Of Worcester Spent $10,000 On Election Pens So Old People Might Go On The City’s Website


Because if people are too lazy to vote then it’s our job to entice them to show up and make an uninformed decision in order to cancel out our informed decision. Meanwhile the school year is about to begin and parents of students in the WPS are about to be given a laundry list of things that their children’s classrooms don’t have. Good thing we have all those pens though.

Except we don’t have those pens anymore apparently. That’s because a turtle rider was going through a flea market at the corner of Southbridge and Quinsig the other day when they came upon this:


Yup, those are the same pens the City of Worcester was giving away about a year ago. They ordered way too many and someone stole a bunch of them and now they’re selling them at the flea market. This is happening in real life. Not only did the taxpayers of Worcester buy all these ugly Christmas pens, but some local muff stole hundreds of them and is making a profit off of them. So now they’re being paid for twice, and as usual the joke is on the taxpayers. Because in Worcester the joke is ALWAYS on the taxpayers!!!

Of course Ed Augustus knows that the city he “manages” is a joke, and that’s the reason he’s living in Millis. Then again, if you were making $250,000 a year, would you still live in Worcester? Probably not. Keep telling yourself that this idiot is doing a good job though. Money well spent!!


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17 Comment(s)
  • Lil P
    August 18, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    From BusGate to Moasic to PenGate, well done. This upward trajectory you’ve been on lately is unreal.

  • M3
    August 18, 2016 at 7:40 pm

    Only in Worcester!

  • Margaret Melican
    August 18, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Whose dick was so long he could…..

  • Mike
    August 18, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    Small potatoes. The water dept guys used to scrap boxes of brand new copper and brass fittings all the time. Walter would come in once a week when I worked at the scrap yard years ago. I am sure it is still going on now.

  • Margaret Melican
    August 18, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    There once was a city expense.
    That to some didn’t make sense.
    Reward for voting.
    Now taxpayers revolting.
    Against green pen thief offense!

    • GoneWest
      August 18, 2016 at 7:02 pm

      Go home

      • Davolla
        August 18, 2016 at 7:43 pm

        Please stop with the unclever limricks. Save it for the Isiah’s Pub reunion poetry slam.

        • ProfessorM
          August 18, 2016 at 10:01 pm

          She is home, dumb ass.

          Welcome to the blog Margaret. 🙂

          I was afraid I’d have to wait till the Facebook Turtle came back to get my daily limerick!

  • AJ
    August 18, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    Local government spending at its finest. Again!

    Thank fast Eddie for this next time you see him spending his free time in Worcester…..highly unlikely.

    Let’s call a spade a spade while we’re at it- the pens were probably stolen by people that are already stealing from the tax payers and collecting fraudulent benefits. Round and round we go

    • Turd Burglestein
      August 18, 2016 at 4:53 pm

      I’ve called a hoe a spade on more than one occasion.

  • Rhino
    August 18, 2016 at 2:45 pm

    Slow day at TBS since they can’t Facebook creep on their high school girlfriends at Doherty.

  • Turd Burglestein
    August 18, 2016 at 2:45 pm

    Ed Augustus is doing a fine job…OF SUCKING ASS!!!

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