Someone Turned The Turtleboy Statue Into “Art” And I Kind Of Love it

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The Turtleboy statue in downtown Worcester, for whom this blog is named after, has been desecrated in the name of art…..and I kind of love it…..

That’s actually the greatest thing I’ve ever seen, even though at first glance looks like Turtleboy is getting the Kardashian treatment. Turns out those are just nunchucks, and this is Michelangelo.

And the flask in the mouth was so Worcester it hurts:

This is the kind of art I can get behind. God bless whoever did this.

7 Comment(s)
  • Local real local
    Local real local
    September 6, 2018 at 9:36 am

    The statue could do without the liquor bottle.

  • poopship14
    Boognish was rising up from the mist
    September 6, 2018 at 9:22 am

    LOL, best art ever…..

  • Henry Fool
    September 6, 2018 at 5:51 am

    no 11 year old hookers?

  • TJB
    September 5, 2018 at 11:53 pm

    AWESOME. The only thing missing is the bones crushed into the ground from people that became TB history.

  • Piccolo Pete
    September 5, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    Does the statue reek of B.O., Marlboros and Natural Light? That’s all I can think of when I walk past the zombies downtown stumbling along Main St. at 2 in the afternoon…

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 5, 2018 at 10:09 pm

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtleboy…lol Well done balloon dude…or dudette.

  • Nice
    September 5, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    The bottle of Fireball for the ratchet touch….brilliant.

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