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Somerset Salad Dodger Looking For Apartment To Rent With Crotch Fruit, Has No Reportable Income Because She Evades Taxes And Only Can Pay Cash 


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24 Comment(s)
  • Dr. Rand Paul or Paul Rand
    September 16, 2021 at 8:04 am

    As an eye doctor I can tell you she has a condition worse than cross eyed, it’s called same eye. At least she’s really good at taking right hand turns.

  • Lemmy
    September 15, 2021 at 9:03 pm

    God damm there’s a lot of fuckin mutants in Massachusetts.

  • Herrooo General Mirree !!
    September 15, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    Can you believe what the fucking fuck is going on in our beautiful country ?? Can you believe that you’d live to see the day that a Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff would actually call the fucking Chief Chink and promise to let him know if Trump attacked China ?? That’s an actual MILITARY COUP !! This is how it all ends, with quiet submission ?? There’s no patriots left in place in the US military to grab the wheel and swerve us away from the cliff we’re going over ? ? This is the actual fall of our nation and no one’s doing anything about it ??!! What the fuck !!!
    Oh yeah, this pig is a hustler and a junk bag who slings dope to pay for her habit. She’s a fat fuzzy whore.

    • Ineeda Blog
      September 16, 2021 at 4:52 pm

      Makes you wonder how many TB riders (much less any of the TB ridees) can name a single one of the SCS/Spratlys.
      And they understand the importance. But the Chiefs – the head honchos of our military they be woke on diversity, equity, equality, and having a safe and welcoming environment which includes of course, newly approved hairstyles, nail colors and lipstick shades expansion of regulations. Cuz that’s what’s important – Not China on the dark side of the moon, not China’s new “Space-Station” (read Space Weapons Lab). They’re probably not too up-to-date on what the new Russian Tsirkon(Zircon) hypersonic nuclear missile is either. But they be woke. Everyone gets a trophy. I’m really ashamed hate to say it, but at Black Americans voting for their very own demise, and despite a 60,000 year head start on human development, are too stupid to question: If 600,000 illegal immigrants make it into the US this summer, are they just all gonna sit around watching TV (or listening to ‘I’m on a Mexican Radio…Radio) NO repeat NO – their gunning fir jobs. Although probably not engineers at Lockheed or DA’s or CPAs or dentists… They WILL displace Americans in jobs like Hitel housekeeping, car wash attendant, farm worker, cowboy, meat processors, home health aides, lawn & grounds, ditch digging, roofing & siding, pool installations. AT THE EXPENSE of the very same Blacks that vote for Democrats that endorse this invasion of our country. They’re coming for your jobs and yet you vote to let even more come? Boy, if anyone needs to get ‘woke’… China & Russia, they’ll be just fine.

  • joey fucknuts
    September 15, 2021 at 10:59 am


  • She ain't too 'brite'
    September 15, 2021 at 5:02 am

    I am sure she can find some wetback spic landlord in Fall River with that cash and a pussy.

  • photo filter queen
    September 14, 2021 at 9:45 pm

    Guys Guys WTF before you get all horned out. Stop you see the blurry grainy photo? It’s not a pic from the 70’s it’s a huge red warning sign. She used a bunch of filters b/c doesn’t look good and she know she don’t look good. I promise she’s big and fat travels by grocery store electric cart.

  • Sparkey McMurphy
    September 14, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    “I cuffed my BD some work”
    Translation: I fronted my baby daddy some drugs.
    She doesn’t do nails, she’s a drug dealer.

  • Buffalo Balls
    September 14, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    It needs “everything to be organized” because of it’s….”ODC”…
    (If you don’t know why this is fuckin hilarious then I need you to fuck right off…Hahahahahaaaaaaa)

    • Slummerset
      September 15, 2021 at 2:35 am

      That fuckin got me, too.

  • Monica Canyon-Pants
    September 14, 2021 at 6:12 pm

    Oh snap! Ain’t dis da bitch tried to eat the lil’ mermaid?!?
    Y’all need ta LEAVE Ariel alone……heifer!!!

  • Metro West Guy
    Will Farr
    September 14, 2021 at 5:18 pm

    Don’t worry, she’ll find a landlord dumb enough to rent to her who doesn’t verify income or run background checks. Then within 48 hours the calls will begin from the other tenants of uneasy looking visitors flowing in and out of the building all day and night and lowered hoopties taking up reserved spaces out in the parking lot

  • Executive Shogun
    September 14, 2021 at 4:47 pm

    Peg me baby! Peg me raw and twenty-five-hundred will never again be a concern for ya. The only issue is the contract details. That’s $100 a day/pegging in the 25 hundred, but there’s 31 days in a month. I might need a same-day go-again, or a double-header every once on a while, so I’m gonna have to give you a periodic IOU… if you think that’ll work.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    September 14, 2021 at 4:15 pm

    so she can afford up to 2500? wtf? sonny was right the working man is a sucker!

  • hartf811
    Bury in a shallow grave
    September 14, 2021 at 4:10 pm

    So you mean the fuzzy glam headshots isn’t what this lardvark actually looks like?
    I have a luxury condo on the north shore if she loses the kid and looks proportional to the head shots.
    If not I have a shovel to beat her with and…..,,,

  • Ernie Hemingway
    September 14, 2021 at 4:08 pm

    Don’t expect to get a literary Pulitzer for this kind of horse hockey style of urinalism. of
    Yours truly,
    Yo motha!!

  • Sue Fucking Steigler
    September 14, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    I saw your 45 seconds of self penis punishment and mama likes, Aidan. Bonus points for being an unemployed serial creeper with the face of a child rapist. Call up mama Sue and come on home, I love small dicks and large clots.

    • Evicted fuckin Neighbor
      September 14, 2021 at 5:29 pm

      So get this shit, this one time I got caught jerking off to a rapist. It was even real. The Walmart cameras we doctored and the canoe was slippery. Totally not my fault. Anyways so who got a WiFi password my my ass?

  • Mumbly Joe
    September 14, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    What’s wrong with paying in cash….. It’s not like prostitutes take plastic…….

  • Aidan's Tiny Abused Red Rocket
    September 14, 2021 at 3:56 pm

    Aidan spends a lot of time down in his wifes basement strangling his sad little baby carrot on skype calls, when he should be out looking for a job.
    Oh well. Hopefully the Turtleriders can find it deep within their hearts and wallets to pay his child support and alimony for him. And rent him an acceptable garden style one bedroom condo, too.

  • Free Room and Board
    September 14, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    The House of Many Cums has moved from Shrewsbury but they will give her a bedroom.

  • Cash apps are for the coloreds
    September 14, 2021 at 3:13 pm

    If “only God can judge,” maybe she should try to rent an apartment from Him.

  • randiguy2006
    Working hard or....
    September 14, 2021 at 3:12 pm

    1 post a day and this is it?

  • Would
    September 14, 2021 at 3:01 pm

    Her income is cash and gift cards for companionship.

    WOULD! Double bag it all 3 orifices hot ropes across her face and tits. (burn phone/clothing)

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