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Somerville High School Students Who Don’t Wanna Go To Class Get To Walk Out Every Wednesday To Push For Stricter Gun Laws In A State With The Strictest Gun Laws 

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Good news everyone – students at Somerville high school have figured out how we’re gonna stop mass shootings:

Gun control seems like a complicated issue, but it turns out the answer was right under our noses the entire time. The way to stop school shootings is to walk out of your local high school. Once is not enough though. You have to do it EVERY Wednesday!!

Sorry, but if the MSM is gonna tell me that 16 year olds should be able to vote:

And if you’re gonna tell me that a bunch of dependents who live with their parents and don’t pay taxes should be the ones leading a movement to set policy on a complicated political issue, then you’re gonna have to let us talk to them and about them like we would any other adult doing something stupid. Because that’s exactly what this protest is – stupid.

For instance……

Yea, no one actually believes you’re gonna stop using Google, Youtube, or Amazon. You’ve probably used at least two of them since this picture was taken. I had no idea what this sign even meant so I googled it. Turns out they’re mad that Youtube and Google allow the NRA to post content on their platforms. In other words, these students want to basically tell companies to end the free speech rights of others, simply because they don’t agree with them. Ya know what that makes you kids? Nazis. You’re literally junior Nazis in training. Well done.

Or this….

So we shouldn’t have the right to bare arms according to this world leader. This of course means you have to abolish the second amendment, which would require 38 states to ratify a constitutional amendment that would get rid of the second amendment. You probably wouldn’t be able to get a single state to do that, but it seems like a productive use of your time to hold that sign though.

At least she comes right out with her intentions though. She doesn’t wanna ban AR-15’s or semi-automatic weapons. She just wants the right to bare arms completely eliminated.

Meanwhile, these kids live in a state that has the strictest gun laws in the country. So what are they protesting exactly? Gun laws in Florida? Ya know who can change those? Members of the Florida legislature. Ya know who can’t change gun laws? Any politician from Massachusetts. Each one of our 11 congressmen agrees with you. They already vote the way you want them to. This literally accomplishes nothing.

I’ll tell you what lawmakers in Massachusetts could do though – open more mental hospitals. Remember loony bins? They worked. One thing all these mass shooters have in common is they’re all mentally ill. Instead of fighting for gun control laws that already exist, perhaps you should be fighting to produce legislation that would get sick people the help they need.

Or just walk out of class every Wednesday. Whatever you think will help save lives. Oh wait, you don’t actually care about saving lives. You just wanna feel good about yourself and tell yourself that you made a difference today. Well I’m here to be the adult and tell you that you didn’t.

If you want to do something to stop mass shootings, here’s an idea – befriend the weird kid from your second period class. The kid who refuses to change for gym class. The kid who’s going through a rocky puberty. The girl who’s being picked on. Or if you see someone on your IG posting something that seems dangerous, call the cops. Ya know, stuff that can actually help prevent a potential mass shooting.

The most hilarious part is that they’re gonna do it every Wednesday. They’re gonna get extra days to study for tests once a week. If you don’t feel like going to class, this is your way out now. Administration at Somerville High School is apparently just gonna let this happen. They’re going to let kids flagrantly disrespect their teachers by walking out of their classes without their permission.

Of course the media is treating them like they’re some sort of conquering heroes:

They’re really fawning over this 17 minutes of silence thing. Oh wait, you can hear and see kids talking throughout this entire solemn moment:

They must really care about dead kids in Florida.

Nudniks with hyphenated last names are loving it:

So….this is gonna go on forever then? Because kids in Somerville do not have the ability to change state laws in Florida. And Republicans control both houses of Congress in Washington. By my math that means exactly zero laws will be passed as a result of these protests. Which is a pretty sweet deal for them, because it means they get to keep skipping class every Wednesday. Do these kids look like they mind getting out of English class?

Newsflash – this is not protesting. This is chillin. I did it frequently when I was 17. This protest is nothing more than an alibi for kids who don’t feel like going to class.

Oh, and this woman right here:

 

Is the wokeshow of the day……

Look at all those hashtags!! This woman must’ve eaten five or six egg wokes for breakfast!!

Anyway, I would certainly hope that anyone who participates in these weekly protests is disciplined. Because if kids decided to walk out of school every Tuesday to protest for a border wall with Mexico, or to repeal Obamacare, that certainly would not allowed. It looks like about 100 kids participated in this, which means the vast, vast majority stayed inside and did what the taxpayers for them to do – go to class. Why should they be put at a disadvantage for following the rules? Why should they have to take tests and quizzes that these other students get extensions on? You wanna walk out of school to exercise your rights? Cool. But in grownup world (since you insist on telling us that you’re grownups who have all the answers) there are consequences and repercussions for certain speech. If you did this at your job you’d be fired. And if you do it at school you are truant, and should be treated as such.

P.S. I am SHOCKED that Mayor Joe Curtatone is not down there protesting with these kids. This is the same moron who wanted the idiots who blockaded I-93 back in 2015 to have their charges dropped. He backs up dirty hippies playing on the highway but not these kids? Must be a Trump supporter now!!!

41 Comment(s)
  • Begone
    March 1, 2018 at 7:04 am

    Instead of bashing us for attempting to take action, why not view yourself in the same light? Are you out there, protesting in what you believe on? Regardless of what your views are, have you ever made an attempt to actually go out and do something for a cause you care for? We

  • #nocomonnsense
    March 1, 2018 at 1:21 am

    Anyone calling for a gun ban or gun control needs to find another country to live in or go rot in shit-cago, you have no right to infringe on anyone’s second amendment rights, this is what it boils down to. These idiots have no idea what AR  in AR-15 even means, they aren’t understanding that it’s not an “assault” rifle. I’ll give up my guns when criminals stop committing crimes. Any teaching encouraging this behavior should be suspended without pay along with a week long suspension for each offense of skipping class, they need to understand that their actions will not be tolerated during school hours. You walk through those taxpayer funded front doors and you don’t get to dictate the school day, anyone supporting this needs some sort of medication or lobotomy too 

  • Steve McQueen
    February 28, 2018 at 11:13 pm

    The United States has a MENTAL HEALTH issue and these kids are the primary exemplars of it. We used to have hundreds of massive mental institutions FULL of trannies, homos, psychotics, but they’re are heralded as ‘brave’ in 2018. Fucking nuts…..and nobodies mentioned the fact that every goddamn mass shooter is either a Bernie-Bro or a straight up commie. The best gun legislation we could pass would prevent a registered Democrat from owning a gun; ever. Crime in the U.S. would drop by 90% overnight.

    • AngelOfRap
      March 1, 2018 at 1:11 am

      Hey buddy, let me tell you something

      Fuck Trump, Fuck Republicans, Fuck your ideology.
      You guys are really fucking retarded with your ideas.
      Every single Republifuck pisses me off.

      Think before you speak next time.
      Retard.

      • Steve McQueen
        March 1, 2018 at 9:34 am

        You little pussies really get cranky when you run out of Tide Pods.

        • Ray Goldman-Sachs
          March 1, 2018 at 9:39 am

          I have plenty of tide pods these “protesters” can eat after they meet their daily quota of clientele in my basement.

      • KJDS
        March 1, 2018 at 11:31 am

        What a convincing argument you’ve made.

        This is exactly why you need to stay in school.

      • Jacob Masterson
        March 6, 2018 at 4:37 pm

        Says a cRapper with an IQ below room temperature in C

  • Steve McQueen
    February 28, 2018 at 11:07 pm

    Somerville twinks get more feeble every year.

  • whatevuh
    February 28, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    These fools were just eating Tide Pods a couple weeks ago, so I’m not buying this shit, not even on double coupon day. I guarantee, if it’s cold and raining next Wednesday, they won’t be outside.

    • S
      February 28, 2018 at 10:34 pm

      Do you have proof of that ??? Clearly you don’t so I recommend you to stop saying nonsense!!

  • Ur mom
    February 28, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    I guess you don’t need a high School diploma, critical thinking skills, or decency to be a writer on this pathetic media outlet.

    • Steve McQueen
      February 28, 2018 at 11:21 pm

      Lol…you don’t even know what gender you are.

  • freekin' idiots
    February 28, 2018 at 2:52 pm

    I….am….cutting off my d…ouch!!!!…..dick as we speak……..Yowzaa that hurts…..Oh mutha……I refuse to bring children……DAMN!!….into a world where asshats like Leah Bloom spread their insanity…there is no hope for this society……plop…my dick is officially in the toilet.

    • SJW of the Moment
      February 28, 2018 at 5:47 pm

      Tie a white ribbon around the stump of your dick to stop the bleeding and show your manly opposition to harassment of women. Thanks for no longer being able to stand up.

  • Tony Joy
    February 28, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    These students are terrible, I bet they are given the world, and they just sware in the face of authority and run away.

  • S
    February 28, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    Haha loser lol

  • S
    February 28, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    Haha loser

  • Fitzy
    February 28, 2018 at 1:18 pm

    They should march through Dorchester and spread the word around in that community. In fact, they should go around Dorchester demanding that everyone with an illegal firearm surrender their weapons. Be sure to check waistbands and take lots of footage so that we can see how that works out.

    • Steve McQueen
      February 28, 2018 at 11:24 pm

      Somerville kids are so hard until they ‘misadventure’ into Dorchester or Roxy. I don’t see a single fucking kid here that can do a Goddamn pull-up.

  • Barry
    February 28, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    Before the FBI became a political entity and police had to adhere to the SJW code of conduct they were actually pretty good at fighting crime.

  • Stan the man
    February 28, 2018 at 11:56 am

    Read your history kids.
    They tried having a place where only the government had guns.
    It was called Nazi Germany.

  • Leah Bloom is disgusting
    February 28, 2018 at 11:19 am

    Checked Leah Bloom’s tweets. Naturally this loon is pro-illegal immigration, thinks we should INCREASE SNAP benefits, wants to take your gun away, and is rabidly pro-abortion.
    If guns were the only way we could kill babies in the womb, you bet Ms. Bloom would be all for guns.

  • Leah Bloom is disgusting
    February 28, 2018 at 11:02 am

    One of Leah Bloom’s tweets:
    “Dear Pissed-Off High School Kids: If Adults Threaten To Punish You For Protesting, FUCKING DO IT ANYWAY”
    Excellent advise for kids right there. Disobey adults and use lots of profanity. Stay classy Leah, and for God’s sake, don’t procreate.

  • JRich
    February 28, 2018 at 10:58 am

    Turtleboy, I agree with some of your statements; I disagree with some of your statements. Regardless, all you seem to want to do is start a flame war, and that makes you no better than the corrupt, moral-less, agenda-pushing media

    • Steve McQueen
      February 28, 2018 at 11:26 pm

      You know what else is in the ‘middle of the road?’ Dead skunks. Pick a side.

  • Beth
    February 28, 2018 at 10:36 am

    “If you want to do something to stop mass shootings, here’s an idea – befriend the weird kid from your second period class. The kid who refuses to change for gym class. The kid who’s going through a rocky puberty. The girl who’s being picked on. Or if you see someone on your IG posting something that seems dangerous, call the cops. Ya know, stuff that can actually help prevent a potential mass shooting.”
    THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Why is no one else saying this?????

    • Rufus
      February 28, 2018 at 10:41 am

      Those kids end up being Elizabeth Warren’s greatest political assets, though.

      “See what guns can do?!”

      You know deep down she gets super excited when she can push her communist agenda more and more.

    • Hughbo Mont
      February 28, 2018 at 1:52 pm

      Why not? Because it would do nothing to help the government gain more control over our lives.

    • S
      February 28, 2018 at 10:38 pm

      That has nothing to do with gun violence and that’s the point there trying to get across but some ignorant people like you don’t understand!!!

  • Uncle Randy
    February 28, 2018 at 10:35 am

    No body-cams being worn, orders not to go in until body cameras are turned on, shitload of visits from police over the years, phone calls from a relative in New England warning about this kid, 20 minute delayed security tapes at the school.

    EMS denied entry and deputies told to stand down.

    Total and absolute failure to protect their citizens, complete incompetence from the police and FBI.
    Disgrace.

  • Rich
    February 28, 2018 at 10:29 am

    I see that the indoctrination is going as planned. The hell with reading, writing and arithmetic, I guess.

    • Hughbo Mont
      February 28, 2018 at 1:56 pm

      Of course. People with little or no responsibility are easily “molded”. Not to mention knowing nothing about the real world.

  • z
    February 28, 2018 at 10:21 am

    They have no opinion on:

    The shooter being reported to the cops I believe at least a dozen times. If the cops had done their job maybe in this case there wouldn’t be 17 dead.

    The cop on site doing nothing.

    The Chief of Police who is an asshat of the first order. Previously accused of corruption his response “Lions don’t care about the opinions of sheep.”

    Nothing about down in Florida the Top Cop jobs are elected and the people have spoken and wanted the kind of law enforcement they got.

    I see the students aren’t “woke” about the Mass librarian knifed to death last week in Winchester. 5-6 miles down the road and they don’t give a fuck.

    Some of these clowns have probably been in that library digging up reference material for reports. Not everything is available locally in a timely fashion or found on the net.

    Keep up your vigil until a state way over there does something.

  • Ray Goldman-Sachs
    February 28, 2018 at 10:14 am

    If these kids don’t want to go to school, I’ll get them a job cleaning up my basement.

    • S
      February 28, 2018 at 10:40 pm

      Thanks for the offer BUT YOURE CLEARLY ANOTHER IGNORANT ADULT !

      • Ray Goldman-Sachs
        March 1, 2018 at 7:19 am

        Most of those teens would be of better use to society in my basement. They will even make some money if they become popular with my clientele.

  • Strata
    February 28, 2018 at 10:11 am

    LOL, these 100’s of kids jumping at the chance to pop out of school, get attention, and no school work protesting for something they don’t understand or want to understand ……… then there’s the kids staying in school, focusing on school and avoiding this “attention seek” that will go on to better positions & professions in life.

    There were 12,000 gun deaths last year, in which over 10,000+ (approx 85%) were committed by handguns, yet no one wants to talk about Chicago inner cities, gangs, and the true crisis of these thugs stealing or illegally obtaining them and actually wiping each other out.

    • S
      February 28, 2018 at 10:46 pm

      “LOL, these 100’s of kids jumping at the chance to pop out of school, get attention, and no school work protesting for something they don’t understand or want to understand ”. Wow you seem to know the facts , LOL !!! HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO ANY OF THOSE STUDENTS ??? If you haven’t then I believe you shouldn’t stating that they don’t understand or want to understand!! && if y’all read the news it was a 17 minute protest and students went back into the school

  • Brian (albricht)
    February 28, 2018 at 10:01 am

    turtle boy fuckin sucks now

    • audrey
      February 28, 2018 at 9:08 pm

      You seem mad that kids can make a louder statement then you can. Is that why youre outraged the fact for the first time its not adults protesting its kids? Its pretty pathetic to put down a group of highschoolers who thought it’d be respectful to have a moment of silence for those who died. The only thing those kids are doing is showing that they’re willing to make actions unlike you

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