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Somerville Mayor Joe “Black Power” Curtatone Has Nothing To Say About Cop Car Getting Tagged Up With ACAB By BLM Despite Constantly Denouncing “Racist” Graffiti In Past


Last week a Somerville Police cruiser was vandalized while parked on Washington Street directly outside SPD headquarters.

According to police sources two white males were seen doing it on film, but they had masks on thanks to Mayor Joe Curtatone’s mandate so it’s impossible to identify them.

ACAB means  “all cops are bastards,” a common refrain of hatred popularized by black lives matter. It’s an outright expression of hatred towards an entire group of people due to the fact that they’ve chosen to pursue a career in law enforcement and protect the people of Somerville from violence and criminality.

Joe Curtatone hasn’t said a word about this because just like BLM he hates the police. You’d think the Mayor would wanna send a message that vandalizing city owned property while spreading hatred towards a group of people is something that wouldn’t be tolerated in Somerville, but clearly it will be.

Don’t worry though, he wasted no time denouncing “white pride” graffiti under a bridge where crackheads give blowjobs to Diego the friendly neighborhood drug dealer.

White pride is hate. All cops are bastards is equity.

Black power is OK though.

He didn’t waste any time denouncing white lives matter graffiti on top of a BLM mural, and used it as a reason to put up more BLM signs.


Despite the fact that BLM supporters tagged up the SPD cruiser he still has their banner hanging in front of City Hall.

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Over the summer a Twitter used called “Becca defund the police” tweeted at him when she saw a thin blue line flag on a Somerville Fire truck. He took about five seconds to publicly denounce that and have the flag removed.

Because supporting murdered cops is hate, but saying that all cops are bastards is restorative justice.

And although he has remained silent on the anti-police hatred he’s fostered in Somerville, he wasted no time in denouncing Sam Adams because their CEO was happy about a tax reduction, and sued Kirk Minihane (and lost in court) because he’s a moron who fell for a prank phone call.

So maybe he’s just busy.


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54 Comment(s)
  • Liberals are AIDS
    April 27, 2021 at 1:34 am

    All Cops Are Bastards!!

    Well in that case All Criminals Are Black!! ACAB!! ACAB!!

    See how this works now? Shut the fuck up you fucking losers, and contribute something to society other than the great divide your ignorance has created.

  • BJ Queen
    April 26, 2021 at 4:56 pm

    Maybe a disgruntled cop spray painted police car. I know one or two.

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    April 26, 2021 at 4:47 pm

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    • Observer X
      Thanks Douchebag!
      April 26, 2021 at 5:06 pm

      Sending him a money order now so he can bypass the GFM bullshit!

  • Jack Mehoff
    April 26, 2021 at 3:03 pm

    Vote TB for School Committee: you could do a lot worse.

  • Major Lee Gay
    April 26, 2021 at 2:34 pm

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  • Sarah Prager
    April 26, 2021 at 2:13 pm


  • Slummerville
    April 26, 2021 at 1:56 pm

    Unfortunately, I know a lot of people that live in Somerville. They are ALL libtard morons who ape what they hear in NPR and their friends Twitter feeds. No exceptions. No doubt most Somerville residents agree with this cuck of a mayor. I hope they do defund the police.
    Once the nightly crime raids, chimpouts, rapes and murder skyrocket, they can ask Dementia and Kameltoe to save their liberal white asses.

    Fuck Somerville to death.

  • Joe Curtatone sucks black cock
    April 26, 2021 at 1:49 pm

    The picture of “becca” is the definition of lipstick on a pig

  • Krispen Wah
    April 26, 2021 at 1:45 pm

    ABAB, because 80% are.

    See how that broad stroke works?

    Not one Patriot in that town eh? That banner should be gone faster than the hairline on that visitor from Klendathu posing as a woman.

  • Timmy Doherty, ESQ. Antifa Anti Police Policy and Implementation Divison.
    April 26, 2021 at 1:21 pm

    All Cops ARE Bastards. How many more black peoples are they going to kill for no reason this summer? Every single person of color in this country should be legally allowed to carry a firearm. Racist, murderous, thug cops would probably think twice before shooting a BiPOC individual or even drawing down on them. Take their pig power away!

    • Frederick Douglass
      April 26, 2021 at 1:47 pm

      Can’t tell if stupid, or incredibly brilliant….

  • Maybe...
    April 26, 2021 at 1:02 pm

    …they are big fans of the 1981 hit by Genesis “ABACAB’ and they spelled it wrong?

    I used to spray paint Mission Of Burma all over Boston when I was young and foolish, so I’m giving them the benefit of the doubt.

    • Peter Prescott
      April 26, 2021 at 1:59 pm

      The Grumpiest Man in Rock! Boom Boom Boom…..

      • Maybe...
        April 26, 2021 at 8:12 pm

        I did not know that, thanks internet stranger friend.

  • Hay is adequate bedding
    April 26, 2021 at 12:58 pm

    This is the cunt favored to replace Charlie Parker.

  • Malcolm the tenth
    April 26, 2021 at 12:53 pm

    The Ville! So full of douce canoes because there’s so many they can’t fit in a bag! The obvious result is that they are ruled by a SHITHEAD! Curatone presents so many personality disorders Sig Freud would have thought he hit the lottery! When I think of Curatone, Caligula comes to mind ! Let us all hope his demise will be soon ! By any means necessary!

  • Master Bates
    April 26, 2021 at 12:45 pm

    Don’t go it alone

    Turtleboy for school committee

  • Crown Royal
    April 26, 2021 at 12:42 pm

    If ever in Somerville. Visit PK deli . Best Italian Grinder around . Tell Mark the works pickles and hots ! .

    • The Ghost Of The Ghost Cowboy
      April 26, 2021 at 12:50 pm

      Will have to give it a whirl…Bob’s in Medford is tough to beat…

    • Kamala is a common whore
      April 26, 2021 at 1:53 pm

      I tried it like you said. I found a pubic hair on it, ate it anyway and got explosive diarrhea.
      fuck you asshole

  • One less place to visit
    April 26, 2021 at 12:29 pm

    I live near Somerville and back in the day, I would visit Davis Square from time to time because they used to have some good nightlife. But those places are long gone, and the only time I pass through Somerville now is when I’m heading north up 93.


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    April 26, 2021 at 12:20 pm

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  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Spic Load Taker
    April 26, 2021 at 12:15 pm

    I took a big load of hispanic cum in my ass last night. They are the best tops.

  • Boe Jiden
    Yes MASA
    April 26, 2021 at 12:11 pm

    Make Slummerville a shithole again!

  • concerned scientist
    April 26, 2021 at 12:04 pm

    (A) The Mayor is a pandering ASS

    (B) We need to change the VEI

  • D' Amelio- Curtatone
    April 26, 2021 at 12:03 pm

    So glad ” Crooked Joe” isn’t running again. Don’t know how he’s going to live without his weekly ” payoff envelopes” though. He’s a piece of shit.

  • Joe Pepitone
    April 26, 2021 at 12:00 pm

    God damn! Look at the mug on that deranged liberal manatee! You really can always tell just by someone’s appearance when they’re a woke psychopath.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 26, 2021 at 11:19 am

    You can see your reflection on his forehead from all his greasy wop sweat.

    • Jalajhia's runny snatch
      April 26, 2021 at 1:59 pm

      The Merriam-Webster dictionary states wop’s first known use was in the United States in 1908, and that it originates from the Southern Italian dialectal term guappo, roughly meaning “dandy”, “dude”, “stud”, “ruffian”, or “swaggerer”, derived from the Spanish term guapo, meaning “good-looking”, “dandy”, from Latin vappa for “sour wine”, also “worthless fellow”

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        May 3, 2021 at 3:45 am

        Anecdote I’ve heard suggests it was used on Ellis Island back in the day, stands for “WithOut Papers.”

        No idea if it’s true.

  • Observer X
    Why would you possibly want to become a cop right now?
    April 26, 2021 at 11:19 am

    Low starting pay. Blatant disrespect towards you. You can no longer take out a dangerous individual without thinking through the consequences of a rightful action, etc…
    Sheer lunacy.

  • XavierParas
    April 26, 2021 at 11:14 am

    Unfortunately people like this cuck and the Police Chiefs in Hingham, Arlington, etc. have normalized this behavior so these idiots feel emboldended. Regretfully many of these idiots are misguided, uneducated, White woke folks – so while I can’t stand the frauds in BLM, these White idiots and the people that enable them are just as responsible for the problems.

  • Bones
    April 26, 2021 at 11:09 am

    It is alleged …The skeletons in that family closet are very crowded. Illegitimate kids with staff members. Arson, domestic abuse illegal drugs and cover ups. Pay to play and extortion all the time.
    I’ve heard he doesn’t even live in that city anymore and stays with a gal in an affluent suburb that isn’t very diverse. I wonder why with all that money why he wouldn’t have a dentist fix his fucked up teeth.

  • Mia Curtatone
    April 26, 2021 at 10:57 am

    Any updates on Mia? I remember her last article she was doing a gofundme for her unborn kid because he could possibly be born with a gimpy brain. So did her kid actually come out retarded or was that a big scam too?

  • Pizza T. Hut
    April 26, 2021 at 10:49 am

    The Italians are usually such decent and hard working people. What the hell happened to this smuck?

  • hartf811
    Lickity Splits
    April 26, 2021 at 10:43 am

    Curtatone pimped out Slummerville to the freaks, idiots, BLT’s and Bootlips in persuit to lock horns with Muffy to take out Charlie Parker faster than his niece will take a blowie for $20.00. But acting like a queer is different than being a queer. Muffy wins!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Cara Van
    April 26, 2021 at 10:38 am

    Free rides to the polls

    Turtleboy for school committee

  • d
    April 26, 2021 at 10:36 am

    Rapes, stabbings and all around criminal activity with this family. Just look up brother and sister.

  • Peaceful Protests
    April 26, 2021 at 10:32 am

    We know that peaceful protests include

    – vandalism
    – graffiti
    – theft
    – looting
    – assaults
    – blocking roadways

    Wow. Martin Luther King would be so proud of BLM.

  • 1-800-EAT-SHIT
    April 26, 2021 at 10:31 am

    Hey liberals. You are all a bunch of fucking assholes.

  • Jefferson Thomas
    April 26, 2021 at 10:30 am

    Only 2 things left in Somerville, steers and queers.

  • Recall Election
    April 26, 2021 at 10:29 am

    Can the residents have a recall election for mayor?

  • Pride
    April 26, 2021 at 10:28 am

    So let’s make sure we have this Straight

    – Gay pride is ok
    – black pride is ok
    – Hispanic pride is ok

    White pride is racist and not ok

    Can’t see a double standard there…

    Liberals – if it weren’t for double standards they wouldn’t have any standards.

    • Double standards.
      April 26, 2021 at 10:37 am

      I was out to eat in Maine recently. A young woman walks into the restaurant with a shirt that said, “very black, very proud”. It stood out because there are very few blacks in this town, if any. If I wore a shirt, “very white, very proud” I’d probably get arrested. This double standards shit needs to go.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Actually Boston Pride is Cancelled
      April 26, 2021 at 12:13 pm

      Because trannies hate fun and actually gay pride is transphobic because it’s dominated by white cis gays.

  • BucketNutz
    Stop vandalism
    April 26, 2021 at 10:27 am

    Just paint all the cars with ACAB.
    Problem solved.

  • And
    April 26, 2021 at 10:27 am

    The spray paint probably went through a local register as produce so that it could be purchased with an ebt card

  • BLM
    April 26, 2021 at 10:26 am

    I love what the State Police captain said during the Whitey B investigation. “ Somerville! They should put a fence around it and give everyone in it 5-10.

    • Justice
      April 26, 2021 at 10:37 am

      Dear BLM
      My favorite from the second Whitey trial is when judge read the transcripts from the first trial. And said “ I can not believe that this took place in the United States”
      When Steve ‘the rifleman injected “ this is not the United States your honor it’s Boston”.

  • ALAB
    April 26, 2021 at 10:25 am





  • Spic Tormentor (the original one)
    April 26, 2021 at 10:24 am

    ACAB sounds like an STD his niece Mia has spread around Somerville

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    April 26, 2021 at 10:15 am

    What a fucking disgrace this little prick is. I feel bad for SPD

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Vote Tauro!
    April 26, 2021 at 10:14 am

    He’s nice

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