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This is Mia Curtatone, the niece of Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone and South Middlesex Registry of Deeds Maria Curtatone:
She’s a real gem, with no shortage of Google trophies to her name. She’s got shoplifting, asportation…
Driving while riding dirty with Class B substances….
And of course arrests for outstanding warrants….
Here she is with her latest spam javelin server Michael Lacrosse of Woburn…..
He also has a vast array of Google trophies, highlighted by an arrest for stealing a van with another jankapotamus, and then leading state police on a two state high speed chase before being arrested in New Hampshire.
Recently they posted their love for the world to see on the Facebook machine…..
Watch what happens when a commenter had something to say about this ratchet Romeo and Juliet….
This is the Curtatone family in a nutshell. They are nothing more than white trash at their core. Joe Curtatone likely doesn’t even believe half the social justice warrior bullshit that comes out of his mouth. He’s a wannabe Italian mafioso who realized that killing people and racketeering were too dangerous of a way to gain power. Instead he looked around, realized he was living in a city filled with virtue signaling ding dongs, started learning the buzzwords, and began doing insanely radical things like vouching for people who blockade highways, and putting up black lives matter banners on City Hall, in order to get elected.
Meanwhile Joe’s brother Cosmo is a real piece of work himself. In 2014 he was charged with assaulting and raping a woman:
At the April 17 hearing, Spiros said Cosmo Curtatone had a “history of violence and intimidation” with the woman accusing him of assault to rape, referring to several arrests and 12 restraining orders going back to 1996.
“This victim has been victimized by [Cosmo Curtatone] for many, many years,” Spiros said.
Court records show numerous instances of Malden and Everett police arresting Cosmo Curtatone on domestic violence charges. In March 2013, he was arrested on charges of violating a restraining order, making threats and kidnapping after he reportedly forced the woman to stay in her room for four hours because he wanted a scratch ticket of hers supposedly worth $5,000.
The woman reportedly snuck out of the room when Curtatone fell asleep, but when he later found the ticket and discovered it to be fake, he reportedly told her he would kill her. Those charges were ultimately not prosecuted.
In June 2012, Curtatone reportedly threw a remote control at the woman’s head. In December 2011, he reportedly threatened to bash her head in while looking for $900 to buy drugs. In March 2010, he reportedly threatened to stab her if she went to court on another matter. In August 2009, he reportedly grabbed her hand and would not let go as he drove his car up and down the driveway.
According to a police report, the victim was also fearful of Curtatone family members, including Maria Curtatone, the South Middlesex County Register of Deeds, Joe Curtatone and their mother. In a statement she wrote after reportedly being attacked by Cosmo Curtatone in March 2010, she said, ”[Cosmo] also told me his mother after trial was going to fix me for testifying by either saying I did something to her or by way of the police. Or drugs. Or his brother would. If I told how he hurt me.“
According to assessor’s records, Maria Curtatone owns the house where Cosmo Curtatone lives. And according to police reports, Maria twice provided bail for Cosmo — $300 in November 2009, after he was arrested on charges of assault and battery with dangerous weapon and violating a restraining order, and $1,500 in August 2010, after he was arrested on a warrant for August 2009 charges of assault and battery and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.
It’s almost like the Curtatone family are a bunch of trashy gangstas who don’t give a shit about violence against women. Maria sure wasn’t embarrassed to have her career criminal brother campaigning for her though:
“Believe women.” Unless they’re accusing a Curtatone of assault and/or rape. Then they’re just liars.
Then again, Maria Curtatone is currently being investigated for an underage drinking party at her house in which someone got stabbed. She enabled her brother by bailing him out of jail, why not enable a bunch of kids who wanna get drunk and stab people?
It’s pretty telling that Cosmo has a past history of threatening people with Maria and Joe to stay out of trouble. Because Mia Curtatone seems to do the same…..
“You sounds fucking retarded.”
“Check out my last name.”
“Don’t forget my aunt, she’s the registry of deeds.”
Nice family. And she says that this family of hers can “wipe you all the way out” if you fuck with them:
And considering their history of enabling Cosmo that certainly seems right up their alley.
Oh, and guess what this slopbox is in school for…..
Yup. She wants to be a dental technician. Because being a CNA just isn’t what it used to be. And people like her cannot have a job where you don’t wear scrubs and carry around a watered down iced coffee for 8 hours a day. I’d definitely trust a skag who’s been arrested a million times and posts stuff like this on Facebook to give me my next cleaning:
Gotta give it to Joe Curtatone. He’s found a way to legitimize being white trash. Just use the right buzzwords, throw SJWs a bone here and there, and your family of criminals can pretty much get away with whatever they want.
So how much Further Will Billy Go????? He Twists said I did a Live interview with him. Not true. Stole My Fb Pic. Put it on His Trashy News Paper. Has said in the past he was my Landlord. NEVER…… His Brother was who is so kind. Trashes My 24 year old . No worries. We won’t go there about his Arrests. Nope why stoop!!!
What kind of “Mayor” raises money to fight the FEDS against illegal immigrants being snatched up? Criminals! Rapists, drug dealers , losers. Seriously. He was elected by the citizens of Brockton. Actually maybe not. Corruption. Period. Good luck fighting Andrew Lelling. By the time he is done with this asshole, he will be behind bars getting bent over by an illegal criminal. Good luck. You are a dousche canoe. Go to hell
Cheap druggy dirtbag doesn’t exactly = mafia. Not that far though.
You could catch an STD by just looking at her photo’s
Bitch is definitely a junkie! I knew her in real life. She used to use the last name cappabianco or how ever you spell that shit. Yes she was on backpage as well.
Look at the picture of her sucking on a blue ball her eyes are pinned af. She used to fuck a bunch of 30 year old dudes from winthrop when she was 13 going around telling people she was 21! What a sad sad family. Sommerville was always a shit town and will always be a shit town no matter how many liberals pay 2500 a month for a 1 bedroom. That’s the problem though, every liberal town and city is shit. They pass all of these crazy Bill’s that ruin their shit and when it gets out of hand they move out and make another place shit. Look at California it’s all went to shit.
Apparently you wanna hide who are. I don’t. My Daughter didn’t grow up in Somerville. Nor has She ever lived in Somerville. As far as your Pathethic Lies. Your talking about a 24 year old. My Daughter isn’t News. It’s a Fucken lollipop Moron. Are you so friggen bored you just had spew Bullshit? Where she grow You? What’s her Name? No One Calls her Mia Idiot. Nor Has She ever used The any other Name. Every Parent Knows the Devil there Kid is and isn’t. Mine isn’t perfect. However she has made leaps and Bounds. So Go Kindly FYS XOXO BARB CURTATONE
Gross. I can almost see the scabies crawling around on her. Although, the hair bleach should kill off some of them. She looks like she sells no-name gym socks at a flea market and uses the proceeds to buy Virginia Slims and Vagisil. I’m willing to bet she gave her first hand job at 12. I’m guessing it was an uncle.
Even bad pubcity still pubcity…
“it’s a man, baby!”
I’m surprised she’s not working for the State earning six figures, she’s definitely got all the right credentials and experience.
In the least surprising news ever, Mia “check out my last name” Cuntatones stumbled into the wrong comment section and banged this literary masterpiece out on yesterday’s Kingston Kiddie Diddler blog:
TURTLE NOTHING FAIRY BOY IDGAF U WANNA KEEP TAG THIS LAME LAME PAGE BUNCH NO PUSSY GETTIN LOSER KEEP TAGGING ME U LOOK BITCHMADE KEEP SEE WHAT HAPPENS YOU NO PEDIGREE MY FAMILY WILL OWN YOURS BAL LESS WACK ASS MOFO LAME AF U A CLEARLY AND THIS KID INFATUATED WITH ME AND MY MANS AN IMA NOT GONNA RAT OR DRY SNITCH BUT ANYONE WHO KNOWS MARK AKA BITCH LAST NAME RYMS WITH RIBBONS NEXT YA FUCKIN FRUIT FAIRY
If Uncle Turtleboy doesn’t read this in ALL CAPS VOICE on the next TB Live, I’ll be one sad wack ass mofo 🙁
When Somerville sends their people, they’re not sending their best.
Chunky fat assed bleached blond……….. not wid my dick……
Now thats a sexy skanky fuck pig id love to empty my balls in, all 3 holes and a nice warm facial while I’m at it to clean off all the make up. Its good to see her tarnish her family name, definitely love to see how lgbtq friendly she is. Interested to know how he will defend her actions, if he ever gets called out on it, but seeing as Camberville and all of mass is the world capital of pc bullshit and corruption i think shirley leung and the boston globe mafia will intentionally not write about her.
Shirley Leung!,……….Yeah,….. That broad could eat an apple thru a chain link fence! OoooooFa!
Now This is more like it! If we can’t find the flag pissers let’s wail on this asshole’s trash family.
Telling a guy he’s gonna kiss her gucci heels, that’s a power move.
“i love jim carey you dont have a leg to stand one” LMAO
Wasnt mia on backpage alot before it was shut down.
Thats gotta cut into the drug money says tabloids
She takes Sam Adams bottles up her poop shute
I wonder if she’s a real blonde.
No, she’s not a blonde. She dyed her hair about 4 mos ago.
She talks like trash in person too. She’s seriously messed up, I think she must have had done too many drugs, talked strangely, a bit fantastically, not entirely there / naive.
I met her back a year ago or so, perhaps longer. The only good thing I will say, she gives about the best head you could imagine. She’s clean, I know where the next question is going, or at least she was clean.
Sad, really sad.
who are you kidding? YOU met her 4 months ago? Talking about her hair Color??? Buddy you getting your Rocks off over there??? People on Tuttle Boy don’t do much back round investing. She is a High School Grad. Who went onto Umass. Left. Mia Has had No relationship with the Curtatone Family since she was a young child. Her MOTHER’S doing. Yes Mia has experimented With drugs. ANY ONE WHO KNOWS her Mother and grew up with Mia. Will Tell you. That Shit was quickly Put to rest. IT’S ON GOOGLE. Mia has been in some serious bad relationships. Starting With John Kennedy.Who was Violent. Since She was 18 years Old. Controlled Mia. Since April Mike Lacrosse. I have been a life long friend of Mia. He Holds Her Phone. Her Money. Controls her F.B. Fucked Up Thing She Tried to Break up with him few Mths Ago. All of Sudden She is on Turtle Boy Sports. Do to Mark Gibbson. Who is a Friend of Mike Lacrosse. Take A Peek on F.B. Mia is Nieve.Also Scared. Being abused by Larcose. Also being Put on Turtle Boy Sports For not wanting to Be With Someone. Then lies to her. Controls her. Controls her Phone. Car. Her Everything. She is 24 years old he is 38 year old Broken Down Drunk. Friends With Mark Gibbson. Both Grew Up in Woburn. Mia has No Connections to Woburn. Now Does She. This is Just Plain Mind Fucken.
Joe bangs his office staff behind his wife’s back. Truth
Cosmo is a woman beater
The sister is an elder abuser
The niece is a piece of garbage.
What a loser family.
How is joe mayor when he bangs women in his office? These women very likely are doing this under duress.
She has a man face.
The almost male the Bulgers look legit
“you fuckin retarted and incapacitated of forming a intelligent thought”
LMAO almost spit my coffee out when I got to that part!
This pig will make a fine addition to my stable. I will allow her to fluff my more expensive clients so that they are fully erect and ready for the attractive concubines. I must do something about that face.
Perhaps I will strap a feedbag to her head to cover it when her mouth is not being used.
Don’t have to do much, just keep her under a table and make sure you slobbing skills are above average.
Miss Mia should love this article, because like she said, EVEN BAD PUBCITY IS STILL PUBCITY
“Hermie wants to be a dentist!”
When I saw the picture of her in scrubs I immediately guessed “CNA”.
She’s trash and all, but I’d still hit it (w/a hat of course).
I just wouldn’t tell anyone.
First, the constant popping up of previous blog links when we tried to read the comments. Now, fuck this automatic page forwarding as soon as I get to the comments.
I’m not sure why you are trying to force your readers to view more pages, except to artificially get your readership numbers up. You gotta do what you gotta do.
Mark this reader as done with this website. Bye TBS. I’ll miss you.
“Now, fuck this automatic page forwarding as soon as I get to the comments.” What is up with this thing? Does anyone think it is a good idea? Get rid of it.
Get adblock origin and noscrpit…keeping that shit on until TB stops making ads so intrusive.
Seriously, why tf isn’t that mike lacrosse dude in jail???? LMAO he has so many insane charges. “Uncle Joey” must have put in a good word for him in court. Good to know he is out roaming the streets!
Don’t forget joeys cousin Alex Capobianco who passed fake money in Cambridge. He was a former Somerville Cop too, I wonder how he got the job?
You can add murder charges to their rap sheets after they absolutely murdered the English language.
Ask Joe’s brother Cosmo what he thinks about Kavanaugh’s high school fondling.
Punks be jelouse.
A louse says jelouse