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Somerville Spunk Whistle Sexually Harassing Women With Promises Of Girth Was City Councilor Jack Connolly’s Campaign Manager Despite Arrest For Robbing Cab Driver

 

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This is Jacob Shaps, AKA Jacob Vaidas, a veteran from Somerville.

Try not to wet yourself to his pumpkin spice closeups.

Jacob recently became the topic of conversation in an “Everything is Free, Somerville MA” Facebook group after his unorthodox way of courting women became public knowledge.

 

Yea that seems like a high percentage move right there. Sure, she clearly isn’t interested and said she’s married, but now that you mention your self-described “impressive” cervix scraper, she’s bound to change her mind.

She wasn’t the only one getting messages like that either.

Clearly this man graduated from the Travis Palermo school of seduction.

He’s got quite the history as well. Like that time and his criminal mastermind friend robbed a cab driver, but not before using their credit card to pay $2 of the $20 tab, and left behind several cards with his name on it.

Police did not have a very difficult time tracking down two men accused of assaulting a taxi cab driver after one of the men left multiple cards with his name on them behind, and paid partial cab fare with a credit card. The incident happened Saturday night at around 11:30 p.m. The two men took a taxi from the Alewife MBTA station in Cambridge to an address in Arlington. When they reached the address, the cab driver told the men they owed a fare of roughly $20.
One of the suspects then reportedly slid his credit card through the cab’s payment system and paid $2 of the fare. When the cab driver told the men they still needed to pay the rest of the fare, police report that the passengers and driver began to argue. After the driver threatened to call police, one of the men started punching him.The driver then reportedly reached for his cell phone, and one of the suspects then grabbed it, throwing it out of the cab onto the pavement. The men then fled.

After the driver called police to report the incident, he gave a description of the two men, which police broadcast to officers in units around the area. The driver also reported that the men had left multiple cards with the name “Chris LaFrance” on them in the back of the cab. Arlington police dispatch matched a man with that name to an address on Cleveland Street in Arlington. Officers went to the home and found two men inside, whom the driver identified as the suspects who attacked him.

Police arrested Christopher LaFrance, 25, and Jacob Shaps, 24, of Boston, and charged both with unarmed robbery, assault and battery, and intimidation of a witness. The men are scheduled to be arraigned Monday in Cambridge District Court. Police say the driver was not badly hurt and declined medical attention.

 

Sure, he might be one of the dumbest junkie criminals around, but at least he’s 6’2”.

Now guess what this meat donkey does for a living…..

That’s right – he ran the re-election campaign for long time City Councilor Jack Connolly.

Sadly, the long time incumbent didn’t have as much luck this time around, and Connolly lost for the first time in forever. It’s almost as if putting your campaign in the hands of a criminal who sexually harasses strange women all hours of the night isn’t a good way to stay in office.

Oh, and maybe don’t brag about endorsements from unstable lunatics who peddle fake news like William Tauro.

Probably not best to brag that someone like this was inspired by you to be the person he’s become either.

He also may or may not have won the lottery, which would probably be a more attractive selling point than, “It’s 3 AM and I swear to God I’ve got a big dick.”

On top of that he was listed on the City of Somerville’s website as an employee in several capacities

And others are saying that he coaches youth soccer.

Although we haven’t confirmed that, we have confirmed that he is now claiming that he was “hacked.”

Well, if he said he was hacked, I guess that settles that one. Big misunderstanding, and totally not the de facto excuse for every douchebag who’s been exposed for doing douchey things on the Interwebz.

Who knows, maybe he’s telling the truth. After all, it’s not like he’s an on-again, off-again homeless degenerate who robs cab drivers. This totally seems out of character for him.

 

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40 Comment(s)
  • Paul
    May 25, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    Only just saw this now, and am a little unsure why the article didn’t also mention the restraining order against him after he hurt some girl a few years ago?

  • Huh?
    December 17, 2019 at 11:17 am

    So this time we believe women?

  • Jacob Shaps
    December 16, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    Mocedes the Mellow, quite a nice fellow Met 3T, hit a rhyme, acapello. They had the rhythm and I had the rhyme, so then a hit of that one more time. It worked out and then they worked it in. Tony! Toni! Toné! has done it again.

  • Ghost Cowboy
    December 16, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    Ghost Cowboy tells those who will listen to keep their six shooter holstered until the situation at hand means you must unleash. The spurs jingle on the boardwalk and the sweat beads down the back of the neck. Ghost Cowboy walks away and lives to face the unknown on another day. Prepare the hangman’s noose.

    • Damn it!
      December 16, 2019 at 9:19 pm

      Thought you were dead, shit.

      Well, welcome the hell back and now go fuck off forever.

  • Joe Blow
    December 16, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    He’s barred from pretty much every bar in Somerville because he harasses female patrons, steals cash tips off the bar, etc. Totally scumbag.

  • Leigha Genduso
    December 16, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    I’d suck his cock

    • Landon Steele (Veteran/Hero)
      December 16, 2019 at 8:31 pm

      Me too!

  • Lee Ho
    December 16, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    He looks like good dish washer for Chinatown.

  • Carlos Danger
    December 16, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    If you need a sign to hold for Connolly call jacob the jew my campaign manager who fucks me up the ass on tuesdays and Thursday’s

  • ANGRY GIANT
    December 16, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    What the hell kind of shirt is he wearing in the arraignment picture? It doesn’t look like something a heterosexual would wear.

  • Hate Fags
    December 16, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    Would love if this little subhuman cockfaggot got disemboweled. Jesus fucking Christ fags are THE WORST SOCIETY HAS TO OFFER.

    • Wow!
      December 16, 2019 at 7:42 pm

      Somebody got ass-raped as a child! You’ve had plenty of time to get over it though.

  • ChipChipperson
    December 16, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    Great idea, use your personal Facebook account like it’s Tinder and the members of your Facebook group like they’re Tinder fat girls.

  • Lee Ho
    December 16, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    The difference between genius and stupidity.

    Genius has limits.

    Albert Einstein

  • Jefe
    December 16, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    “I have an impressive cock” yet he doesn’t give specs? This guy is fucked. I love the “my account was hacked” excuse. Joy Reid used it. Anderson Cooper used it. Lies. All lies.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    December 16, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Wow, he has one expression. It’s like a lifeless mask.

    Somebody check his fucking crawlspace, might find some missing people.

  • Liawatha
    December 16, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Drop this now! His account was hacked! He is a democrat! He works for democrats! My God!

  • The angry taint
    December 16, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    A veteran huh? Veteran of what? The great Thailand lady boy brothel invasion of 2007? Fuck off

    • Startled Pancake
      December 16, 2019 at 4:40 pm

      I LOL’ed for real, dawg

    • Mr. Leahy
      December 16, 2019 at 9:22 pm

      Wholly shit that made me actually LOL!

  • Dirty Politicians
    December 16, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    How the fuck is the mayor of Somerville still in office?

  • Carlos Danger
    December 16, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    I know this guy he wasn’t really the campaign manager
    More of an errand boy
    He’s a part time hustler and he was corn holing Connolly on the weekends

  • Finn
    December 16, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    Agreed that he’s a douche-bag. But – why didn’t she just block? Problem solved and zero drama.

    ESH (everybody sucks here)

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

    • Startled Pancake
      December 16, 2019 at 4:49 pm

      Because…curiosity.

      He’s confidential and has a really impressive cock.

  • Vigil Ante
    December 16, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    Those are some dead sexy fetal alcohol syndrome eyes he has.

    • The angry taint
      December 16, 2019 at 3:53 pm

      Holy shit I was thinking the same thing! Rianne(intentional)Waters has fucking doppleganger

    • Leather Daddy
      December 16, 2019 at 4:29 pm

      It’s like his eyes are very close relatives who parted ways after a bitter dispute

  • Judge dread
    December 16, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    He acts like he has the confidence of Patrick Bateman but in reality he’s just a wanker sycophant looking for acceptance (by joining any democrat campaign in Somerville for example). He automatically assumes he’s Uber alles and therefore every woman on Facebook must throat fuck him.

    This faggot thinks just because he’s part of some campaign that will maybe get 1000 votes, cuz SMV voters never turn out for local elections, that he is the king of the snake hole.

    As a SMV resident I vote against any incumbent esp curatone that cuck, if you look at the aldermen elections they literally get a few thousand votes to get elected. It’s the democrat ruling class that is a tiny minority of citizens that keep these dick shines in charge. It literally boils down to a few thousand. They always run unopposed, where the mass GOP in one the largest cities in the state?

    • Tommy Guffano
      December 18, 2019 at 8:59 pm

      Don’t know Jack C too well, but if he’s being endorsed by William fucking Tauro, he’s definitely not a liberal

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 16, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    Thieves are shit humans in general, but people that steal from the poor are even greater pieces of shit. Stealing from a cabbie that most likely is barely getting by is disgusting.

    As for his mass messages sent out to the Somerville scum bitches, they should chill the fuck out. Enjoy it while you can ladies, you’ll be over 30 (useless/washed up) before you know it. Then, if you’re still single, you’ll be begging for some white trash warrant having loser to even acknowledge your pathetic existence. Maybe you’ll get lucky and fool some nig nogs into helping you make brown babies so you can spend the next 18 years trying to get child support.

    Or, just block him. Stupid snowflakes love having a reason to be offended.

    • Too Nice Guy
      December 16, 2019 at 1:26 pm

      Well stated my man!

      Don’t know what they have. Seen it MANY times. The hot, picky, snotty bitches of my youth turned into the worn-looking, tattooed, single, lonely, scag rags of today.

      I’ve even had a few of them hit on me in recent years.

      Sorry, but I’m happily married to a great woman. 40 years ago, you told me I was ‘too nice’. Now you’re hitting on me because I’m good looking and successful, and you’re single, drive a rusty car, look 30 years older than you are, and live in a shit area. Well toots, guess what? I AM too nice for you. So go hang outside the criminal court and look for your next felon ‘friend with benefits’.

      • Corinth Arkadin
        December 16, 2019 at 4:46 pm

        Wow, I hate to compare you to Lincoln, but that was, like, your Gettysburg Address!

  • Downtown
    December 16, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    Sommerville, The Lawrence within the beltway!

    • Jefe
      December 16, 2019 at 2:12 pm

      Last time I checked, Lawrence real estate prices weren’t through the roof like Somerville prices are. Any two family even remotely near Tufts in close to a mil.

  • Diego
    December 16, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    The stupidity of people continues to amaze me. Literally, this guy has a T Rex brain.

  • Rod Ramsey
    December 16, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    It’s stalk, not stock, dummy

  • Dick Scratcher
    December 16, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    He looks like a wall-eyed cunt, with a tiny penis and an inferiority complex.

    • Happy n Hung
      December 16, 2019 at 2:23 pm

      The 2 go hand and hand. Consequently. Males with a large penis have a 3% depression rate. Males with a small penis have a 97% depression rate.

      • WeRFucked
        December 16, 2019 at 9:33 pm

        I’ll take my below average size penis over having to resort to begging total strangers on Facebook and failing miserably.

        Never had a problem getting laid in my teens and early twenties. The ladies would almost always come back for more. Sure, a few more inches probably would have made a few happier, but not once in the course of my 30-or-so female conquests did one ever complain.

        My wife of 20+ years still seems to enjoy my 5″ and I wouldn’t trade what I’ve done with it for anything.

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