This is Jacob Shaps, AKA Jacob Vaidas, a veteran from Somerville.

Try not to wet yourself to his pumpkin spice closeups.

Jacob recently became the topic of conversation in an “Everything is Free, Somerville MA” Facebook group after his unorthodox way of courting women became public knowledge.

Yea that seems like a high percentage move right there. Sure, she clearly isn’t interested and said she’s married, but now that you mention your self-described “impressive” cervix scraper, she’s bound to change her mind.

She wasn’t the only one getting messages like that either.

Clearly this man graduated from the Travis Palermo school of seduction.

He’s got quite the history as well. Like that time and his criminal mastermind friend robbed a cab driver, but not before using their credit card to pay $2 of the $20 tab, and left behind several cards with his name on it.

Police did not have a very difficult time tracking down two men accused of assaulting a taxi cab driver after one of the men left multiple cards with his name on them behind, and paid partial cab fare with a credit card. The incident happened Saturday night at around 11:30 p.m. The two men took a taxi from the Alewife MBTA station in Cambridge to an address in Arlington. When they reached the address, the cab driver told the men they owed a fare of roughly $20.
One of the suspects then reportedly slid his credit card through the cab’s payment system and paid $2 of the fare. When the cab driver told the men they still needed to pay the rest of the fare, police report that the passengers and driver began to argue. After the driver threatened to call police, one of the men started punching him.The driver then reportedly reached for his cell phone, and one of the suspects then grabbed it, throwing it out of the cab onto the pavement. The men then fled.

After the driver called police to report the incident, he gave a description of the two men, which police broadcast to officers in units around the area. The driver also reported that the men had left multiple cards with the name “Chris LaFrance” on them in the back of the cab. Arlington police dispatch matched a man with that name to an address on Cleveland Street in Arlington. Officers went to the home and found two men inside, whom the driver identified as the suspects who attacked him.

Police arrested Christopher LaFrance, 25, and Jacob Shaps, 24, of Boston, and charged both with unarmed robbery, assault and battery, and intimidation of a witness. The men are scheduled to be arraigned Monday in Cambridge District Court. Police say the driver was not badly hurt and declined medical attention.

Sure, he might be one of the dumbest junkie criminals around, but at least he’s 6’2”.

Now guess what this meat donkey does for a living…..

That’s right – he ran the re-election campaign for long time City Councilor Jack Connolly.

Sadly, the long time incumbent didn’t have as much luck this time around, and Connolly lost for the first time in forever. It’s almost as if putting your campaign in the hands of a criminal who sexually harasses strange women all hours of the night isn’t a good way to stay in office.

Oh, and maybe don’t brag about endorsements from unstable lunatics who peddle fake news like William Tauro.

Probably not best to brag that someone like this was inspired by you to be the person he’s become either.

He also may or may not have won the lottery, which would probably be a more attractive selling point than, “It’s 3 AM and I swear to God I’ve got a big dick.”

On top of that he was listed on the City of Somerville’s website as an employee in several capacities

And others are saying that he coaches youth soccer.

Although we haven’t confirmed that, we have confirmed that he is now claiming that he was “hacked.”

Well, if he said he was hacked, I guess that settles that one. Big misunderstanding, and totally not the de facto excuse for every douchebag who’s been exposed for doing douchey things on the Interwebz.

Who knows, maybe he’s telling the truth. After all, it’s not like he’s an on-again, off-again homeless degenerate who robs cab drivers. This totally seems out of character for him.

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