This was brought to my attention the other day, and holy shit, my brain have never hurt so much over such a brief conversation:
Well, that seems reasonable. Why are we even wasting our time with costly and time-consuming credit checks, background checks, reference calls, and income verification? I guess we should just start looking at voter registration instead? Surely that tells you everything you need to know about a prospective tenant. Because a left-leaning applicant would NEVER stiff you out of months of rent and trash your place, right Andrew? You look like you voted for Pedro, you liberal bootleg Napoleon Dynamite.
This is why this country is going to shit, if you ask me. It’s no secret that I am not a fan of President Trump, it would be disingenuous of me to pretend otherwise. That being said, I am a fan of my tenants paying their rent on time and behaving like human beings, and as a person who prefers logic over melodramatic knee-jerk reactions, I know an interested renter’s political affiliation has exactly zero bearing on that. I am also a fan of true equal opportunity that is solely merit-based. Denying basic needs to other people based on personal belief is Fascism, Andrew. Nobody wants a limp-wristed, tree hugging Mussolini for a landlord. Come on, now.
Imagine if the roles were reversed and Andrew has said, “You voted for Obama”. He’s be swinging from the proverbial tree all over social media right now. Guess what, you cuck? This is entirely unacceptable. Sorry your parents didn’t raise you better.
Naturally, the Facebook legal experts just HAD to chime in with their unsolicited advice.
But um, no it’s not – as insane as that is. Housing discrimination laws don’t say anything about political beliefs. The federal Fair Housing Act forbids discrimination based on race, color, national origin, religion, sex, and disability. It’s also illegal to discriminate against renters based on whether they’re married or have children or receive tax-payer funded rental assistance.
Only one state, California, bans discrimination based on political beliefs as part of a broader ban on “arbitrary discrimination.” So the same state where a crazy large amount of items suddenly give you cancer,
And is home to some of the most insufferable creatures on the planet,
is also the only state that explicitly bans rejected tenants based on any characteristic that isn’t directly related to their ability to be a good tenant. That’s cool.
The District of Columbia also explicitly bans discrimination based on political affiliation, as do some other cities. But most fair-housing laws have exemptions for landlords who live in the building they’re renting out, so there’s always a way for snot-nosed, white knight little pukes like Andrew Wood to find there way onto the top of a gigantic power trip.
And trust me, Back-alley Handy-Andy just happens to be EXACTLY what you’d expect.
Sweet pube-fro, bruh. Be more of an unfuckable nerd beta male. You can’t. You’re so tolerant, Andrew. I bet you’re a real panty-dropper at the pro-Antifa, anti-Trump, LGTB, indigenous peoples-sensitive drum circles you undoubtedly attend no less than twice a year.
Just kidding. Obviously you’re not into chicks who wear panties, or shave. Smash the patriarchy!
For the record, I would hate this chud no matter which side of the fence he decided to sit on, because denying someone the opportunity to procure a basic need such as housing over something as arbitrary as who he supports politically is the purest form of scumfuckerey. Frankly, if you can afford to reject an interested tenant based solely on his (or her) opinions varying from yours, you are the exact type of bigoted elitist scum you claim to “resist”. Way to go, you dumb-shit, hate mongering cuck. The only thing more blatant than your out-of-touch, raging privilege is your hypocrisy. I hope you end up with a minority, non-binary gendered, welfare collecting crack cocaine addict for a tenant who trashes your place and drags out an eviction for six to nine months, because I bet that’s what you want, and you deserve it!
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How is this person a landlord? No way he could own something on his own. Family $? Regardless, it’s entitled millennial syndrome.
Send in a conservative black guy to fill out an application and then see it denied when he says he likes Trump. All he has to then do is call HUD and say he was discriminated for being black and watch the trouble begin.
Hey Bristol, I Always look forward to reading your blogs. They’re funny, entertaining, and right on point. Buts it time to come over to the right side. I understand people don’t like Trumps tweeting and arrogance, but that aside, you can’t argue with the results.you don’t have anything in common with these left wing, socialist assholes. You can’t vote the same as them. They’re morons and immoral. Keep entertaining me and fighting the good fight!
Hey. Hoooo. BLM baby!
In all fairness to the abundant group of Massachusetts Beta Males, this guy is an Omega Male.
Social Media is Cancer
That is too funny Sir Wilfred
I honestly hope that whoever this fucking poof rents to, immediately tweaks on crank and then fingerpaints every wall in the place with his/her own runny shit.
Immediately following, the tweaker gouges out his/her own eyes, and slices both jugulars wide open.
Fuck this bundle of sticks and the imaginary tweaker.
Oh come now.
He’s just showing his ‘tolerance’ of others, as the SJWs always preach as their mantra.
Hey Bristol, who the hell else is there who would be better on fixing the problems this country has than Trump?
“This was brought to my attention the other day …”
Translation: I can’t think of anything to write, so I’m going to dig into some very old emails for a column.
You, Ma’am, are a cunt.
That is all.
Don’t call me ‘Ma’am’.
Am I the only one who bought a ratchet madness T-shirt to impress hot girls?
Randall/Nadia, STFU & GFY!
WOW. I’m impressed.
Wait, so you can not discriminate on National Origin, which is defined as among other aspects; “…or because the individual has the physical, cultural, or linguistic characteristics of a national origin group.” In light of all the ridiculous arguments made today, is it too far out to argue the supporting of a democratically elected President is in fact having a “cultural characteristic of a national origin group, American,” given that a founding cultural aspect to being American is democracy? Sad this is an actual argument… what a tool
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I wouldn’t want to share an apartment with Screech anyway. Imagine coming home after work to see him making protest signs with his circus friends wearing costumes and shit? Even if I got to clean the toilet with his toothbrush, fart in his pillow, and steal his identity, it still wouldn’t be worth it. I’d bet when I want to blow off steam on a Tuesday night by tucking my junk up my ass, and doing the Buffalo Bill Dance with Precious would result in the stinkeye from my roomie, but maybe not?
Well,. Hillary supporter would always pay on time with section 8. The trade off would be roaches and needles.
Is this phag the epitome of lefty, fragile, bully-pussy, weakling Oy-boy or what ? I bet it’s parents are already making up his bed for the move back home. I bet mom already called it’s family’s on-call therapist for an emergency support meeting .
Calling all MAGA hats in Somerville wearing steeled toed work boots. Find this mope on the way to Starfucks and kick the liberal out of him.
At least make a game out of it. Backhands only and you have to stop when he starts crying.
Then that game would only last a couple of seconds.
Question. Who would make a better tenant? Trump supporter or Hillary supporter?
The landlord should hold true to his ideals, and allow undocumented immigrants to live there, free of charge. And pay for their food, heat, and power. Anything less than that proves him to be an evil capitalist.
He’s fighting so many imaginary battles and somehow losing yet manages to keep his virginity intact unscathed. Weird.
I hope he gets the worst possible tenant; ratchets that fuck his place up, not pay rent for 16 months while being evicted, sell drugs out of the apartment, have outdoor bbq’s where fights / drama happen, etc.
Hey, as long as it was someone who voted D, what else matters?
I’m going to disagree with Bristol and say that while it might not be a straight cause and effect there definitely is a correlation between political ideology and the willingness/ability to pay bills. I never would have expected a liberal to demonstrate how to get away with discrimination by proxy. This is yet another example of how if the left didn’t have double standards then they would have none at all.
Yeah like any of you Nazis would ever rent to black man.
I would and I do. Good tenants. ‘Nuff??
I would absolutely rent to a black person or any other minority. Before renting to any tenant I would do a background check, credit check and verify their employment history. These few parameters are the only thing that would qualify or disqualify any applicant. Race and politics would have zero bearing on my decision as a landlord. Anyone who would judge a person based on what candidate they voted for is truly ignorant and the very definition of a racist/bigot. I’d personally be creeped out renting from a sicko like that. No doubt he has every apt. shower and bedroom covered with hidden spy cams. I wouldn’t want my kids near him either.
C’mon Randall I expect a bit more effort than this. Weak even by your shit standards.
It would be a shame if his new tenant burned the place to the ground and his insurance company got a second crack at an already blistered and wounded asshole.
Posted the link to his FB page, and he blocked me w/in a minute or two. What a fascist pussy.
He’s already in panic mode I bet. Too bad anime Boston is around the corner where a few turtleriders will know him on sight. Bet new photos and stories will emerge. …wouldn’t be surprised if he was on ab social or something like that with a reeeeeee
His parents must be so embarrassed. What a complete douchebag. They left him a house in Somerville and he has stuffed more cock in his holes than a poultry farm. A bit disappointed in the lack of information about him in this story. I support our president and think the last president ruined this country. Who with any brains wouldn’t support Trump.
I dont support Trump -impeak porky pie ( Ebonics to English translastion impeach 45
Looks like a cross between Napoleon Dynamite and Jahar Tsarnaev.
What a fag.
It’s people like this who are literally turning this country to shit.
Wow. Why is he cosplaying spike from cowboy Bebop in a UC Gundam O’Neill cylinder colony?
This kid is 3x slower than your average beta!
Fuckin’ weebs can’t take anything challenging their fragile minds I tell ya.