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Sour Cream And Bunyan Scams People In Support Groups All Over The Country By Claiming To Be Pregnant, Saying Her Husband Rick Salad Toss Abused Her So She’s Homeless Now

 

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This is Melanie McCloud.

The other day Sour Cream and Bunyan here posted in a Providence commie cold relief Facebook group that was set up months ago to help people who were struggling to get through the “pandemic.” According to her she’s 5 months pregnant, trying to escape domestic violence, homeless, and doesn’t wanna hear any negative comments.

If your PayPal email is “[email protected],” then you’re probably up to no good. That’s just science.

And right on cue the red flags went up, starting with the fact that she had a “I’m pregnant and homeless” GoFundMe in July.

I’m not a math major, but if she’s five months pregnant now, and recently became pregnant, seems like it’s unlikely that she was homeless and knew she was pregnant on July 14.

She claimed to be in Rhode Island after “escaping” from her hubby Andrew in New York. And this guy is everything you dreamed he would be and more.

That guy right there LOVES a big fat ass. It’s just in his DNA.

Weird, because just a few months ago Rick Salad Toss was the best husband ever.

Anyway, her story was really compelling, but when you click on her Facebook page and see all the pages she likes it’s clear that she has joined HUNDREDS of groups like this around the country for the sole purpose of scamming them.

And a quick gander into some of these groups shows that she literally just copies and pastes that nonsensical partial birth abortion of a sentagraph into all of these groups and just hopes to get a biter. For instance, Athens, GA has a mutual aid group.

 

 

And Houma, Louisiana has a hurricane relief group.

The most offensive part about this is that she’s invested all this time into finding and joining all these groups, and she couldn’t even write a post in English. All she had to do was just write something normal once, then copy and paste it. But she was too lazy to do that so she copy and pasted the first draft instead because her stolen lunch buffet gift card to Golden Corrall expired at 12:30.

But wait, it gets better. In one of the groups she recently warned people about a scammer!

And just in case you thought that she made actually be some sort of sympathetic battered woman, a cursory look at her page reveals that Sour Cream and Bunyan is indeed 100% ratchet. For starters she appears to not have custody of her 12 year old semen demon.

And this was perhaps the most ironically hilarious post of them all.

She’s looking for a sugar daddy over 50, presumably because her prison penpal boyfriend fucked around and got 6 months added to his sentence.

Her long term goals include getting a gym membership, getting fly again, and finding housing, and she has no time for rival ho’s complaining to her man that they’re worried that their man will leave them when they get out of jail.

Priceless memories of her husband all revolve around cunalingus.

Her financial prospects rely completely on Facebook memes that tell her God is about to make it rain on a ho.

She apparently moved to California so she could visit Rick Salad Toss in jail during a three year bid, during which time she worked 100 hours a week to make sure he was a “straight n word,” which may explain why she’s trying to scam people for cash all over the country.

But don’t even try to get up in her fupa rolls, because the only man allowed in there is God!

Ya didn’t have to tell me twice Sour Cream and Bunyan. Hard pass.

 

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55 Comment(s)
  • McCloud?
    November 16, 2020 at 8:56 am

    More like McFlurry, and a lot of them at that. Am I rite?

  • Choo choo Charlie
    November 15, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    Congratulations to George Floyd

    Drug free for 6 months

    Way to go you big old silverback you

  • Shane Hoban, Quincy Rapper
    November 15, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    I would let this girl give me a Lipnicki any day!!

  • Joe Biden
    November 15, 2020 at 9:18 am

    Any new stories yet? c’mon man

  • No Subway votes !!!
    November 15, 2020 at 5:31 am

    It is a M-F job for uncle . The weekends when people have a minute to read feature the same stories that have been up for days . Wake up at 4 and read the [email protected] , NECN, Boston herald, my post and the TB sports . Same stories. I’ll start something here out of boredom reader poll on best Italian grinder and best steak and cheese grinder in Worcester ; my take Belsitos on plantation for the Italian taste wise . Steve’s Pizzaria W. Boylston st for size of Grinders and there my pick for steak and cheese . Our new reader polls may drum up some more advertising revenue for Uncle . We riders are high in numbers .

    • My favorite place
      November 15, 2020 at 7:11 pm

      Subway

      • Cardi B
        November 15, 2020 at 9:06 pm

        Lynnfield House of Pizza

  • Mudshark McSpookerson
    November 14, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    That picture of the two of them on the titanium reinforced bed/roach farm – they’re both so fk’n fat , they can’t do anything but put their fat fk’n flippers on their fat fk’n blubber bellies like big fucking Virginia hams sitting on the continental shelf. I’ve never been a hater, but I’m starting to hate everything and everyone who’s never contributed anything to society and just takes out of the system. Fk’n useless, whining, destructive, mutt-breeders who suck countless amounts of money and services out of our paychecks. They sleaze off our children’s futures, and they fk’n HATE us, the white workers who fix and create everything good in this country. Fuck them.

    • Mudshark Memo
      November 14, 2020 at 8:19 pm

      Oh yeah, I forgot to say how much more I hate the fucking enablers and creators of these worthless pigs. The rich, suburban BLM white women, the urban hipster beta phags, the self styled literati and “elites” who write limp wristed opinion pieces for the Globe or New Yorker or other dying word-wasting cesspit of self righteousness. Fuck all these people. Just try to remember them if and when our society collapses and it’s open season on everyone.

      • Hu Fartted
        November 15, 2020 at 8:41 pm

        Sadly you are 100% correct and there are millions of worthless sub humans inhabiting this fine country. They are the first to complain about people having much more than they do and the unfairness of it all. Biden’s socialism will triple the number of this worthless scum.

  • Nigerian Prince
    November 14, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    We’re in 2.0 mode now, no more far fetched pleas for inheritance money. We are among you now and have infiltrated your “society”, enjoy. You certainly deserve it.

    • That's good news
      November 14, 2020 at 10:01 pm

      Now stop emailing me!

  • Spock's eyebrow
    November 14, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    “The killing occurred in such a netherworld of geopolitical intrigue and counterterrorism spycraft that al-Masri’s death had been rumored but never confirmed until now”

  • Ralphs Diner
    November 14, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    Can you imagine the crust and aroma of those pastrami curtains?

    • Widoff's
      November 14, 2020 at 6:37 pm

      It’s all about the yeast and flour

  • Bob Murchison
    November 14, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    Just an update.I am resting comfortably and have ice on my nutsack.

  • Charlie Parker
    November 14, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    I would enjoy watching her Brown Eye cough out candy corn.

  • King Friday
    November 14, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    Somewhere deep in that vagina there must be a hubcap for a 1986 Oldsmobile
    Cutlass Supreme.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      November 16, 2020 at 1:15 am

      I would have guessed a Plymouth…

  • Jane Goodall
    November 14, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    The silverback alert has been raised to category 3.

  • Admiral Nelson
    November 14, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    I cannot unsee that oral animation.

  • Captain Trips
    November 14, 2020 at 11:18 am

    The end product of removing Darwinism from our equation. Prior to welfare, lazy slobs like this would commit suicide or die of exposure under a bridge. Darwinism is good. It’s meant to weed out society’s weeds.

  • Michael Bergin
    November 14, 2020 at 10:11 am

    Oh my Gawd! What the fuck is that, Jay? HO-LY-SHIT! It’s a baby fuckin whale, man!

  • Dr. Blasey Ford
    November 14, 2020 at 10:03 am

    I think she molested me at a party once.

  • Ruined breakfast
    November 14, 2020 at 7:48 am

    I literally am fighting back the dry-heaves! Christ !!!
    That cunnilingus part almost made me lose my morning coffee on the back deck.
    I could literally smell the stench of her cum collector thru my phone screen. Ugggh.
    This is proof positive that these Silverbacks will fuck anything, literally ANYTHING.

  • whatevuh
    November 14, 2020 at 6:47 am

    Funniest part of the whole thing, she wants a gym membership bahahahahaha

  • Bob Murchison
    November 14, 2020 at 5:10 am

    I injected Skyrizi into my nutsack around 10:00. The rash is gone but I am
    ankle deep in yogurt.

  • North of the Border
    November 14, 2020 at 1:27 am

    100 hour workweek? Not even if your job consists of melting into your couch while binging Netflix.

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    November 14, 2020 at 12:20 am

    I was done with this after the opening photo.
    Ratchets n Newports….. Is there any better pair up?

  • Dr. Rick
    November 13, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    Everybody has a silence button.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    November 13, 2020 at 10:00 pm

    Oh and state by state lockdowns being put on. I bet Charlie does it too because he’s a good Democrat. But nary a FUCKING WORD about the dance parties on Saturday. Yeah, those fucks are fine but don’t you Italians (best Thanksgivings to attend) go visit your families for Thanksgiving.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    November 13, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    2,600 new cases 8 months into the mask mandate. Hmm..its almost like the fucking virus doesn’t listen to Charlie. I can’t wait until the panic sets in and we have 80’s style Soviet Union shopping once again. All you assholes who wanted this, enjoy it!

  • Ayanna the bald nigress
    November 13, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    Does anyone really believe that the senile old corrupt thieving rapist cocksucker joe Biden and the negroe prostitute got more votes than president Trump
    It’s time for decent white people to arm themselves for the coming break up of America

    Fuck these liberal shit bags

    • Liberal shit bag
      November 13, 2020 at 9:06 pm

      Fuck you too!

    • SRR
      November 14, 2020 at 9:01 am

      Agreed!
      Conservatives Don’t Harm and harass. Police, We don’t loot,Riot commit arson, or Physically attack others over their beliefs. Conservatives Will take up Arms and Fight a Civil War Willingly laying down their Own lives if necessary to Protect the Last Truly Free, Just and Fair Nation on Earth America.
      We have sat back and watched Some of the Most Evil Cheaters, Liars and Depraved people Devoid of All morality, decency and humanity try to systematically destroy US from Every Angle imaginable from Media, big Tech Censorship, Corrupt Politicians mostly from the Left but a few from the right All Conspiring to Create a Division in Our Nation that is Now irreparable!
      The Democrats have Made their once hidden Agenda of a Socialist/Communist society Known, They No longer hide it Now the Make it Clear at Every turn. Their Lack of Historical knowledge is Terrifying given that they may well be in the ultimate position of power shortly and yet they are ignorant to the past experiences of other Nations and the Massive Failures of Totalitarianism and the Civil unrest it had caused. America is Vastly different from Any of the prior Nations that have fallen victim to Radicals, We Can Stop the take Over Our Constitution Gives us not only the Right to do So but it tasks Is with the job of protecting our Constitutional Republic of All Enemies both Foreign and Domestic.
      Gun and Ammunition sales have been at All time highs for over a Year with good Reason.
      I Would prefer to see Our Supreme Court take Action, the Traitors Exposed and Punished too the full extent of the law and the President Reelected but Even if that happens we will find ourselves here once again in 4 more years. Tyranny Will rear it’s ugly head once again.
      A Civil War Now while we have the backing of many in Our Military and Law Enforcement Will Ensure Our Freedoms for a few more Centuries, or we can Write Angry letters of protest while they take away Our Guns, Fully Censor All opposing thoughts, steal the majority of your paycheck in taxes to Redistribute as they see fit and if Some of the Fascist Lunatics like AOC have their way we will all be put in Camps to be “punished” for Our political views She has a list of Every Trump supporter ( seriously)
      It’s Time to Give up Some Comfort Now to Save Our Freedoms and Comfort for Future Generations.

      • JJ
        November 14, 2020 at 2:24 pm

        You see my friend that is the problem and that is the only reason why shit is the way it is. Whats the point of comfort if you’re not free to be comfortable? With that being said I’m leaving it at that. Too many people are blind or are giving them self a complex as to escape the reality of it.

    • Lies!
      November 14, 2020 at 4:12 pm

      Of course not. I was overseas in 2012, I know those votes never got counted. They are overconfident because black jesus got elected and reelected via these voting machines. But now the cat is out of the bag. They discovered 100000 ballots…every one for joe. Not ONE for our President…or a 3rd party.

    • Gino Plant from Quincy
      November 15, 2020 at 5:18 am

      Yes everyone actually believes it because it’s true. America is sick and tired of the weekly scandals from our moronic, barely literate, mentally ill, draft dodger President. Thank God it’s over.

  • What a heffalo
    November 13, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    So happy to know that her priorities of make up (which will not help at all) are more important than finding long term housing. The housing thing is a tricky thing though. I’m sure there are no shortages of uneducated ghetto dwellers that would take her in. They love the fat white chicks. As far as her CDL go’s shes not getting a d.o.t. card. That is the wrong career choice for her any way. Shes already a 3ton heffalo could you picture a life on the road for her? No showers fast food and fat rolls do you know how bad that fucking cab will smell, gross! It will smell like the East a Boston fish market mixed with the Chelsea creek, Lynn beach and revere marsh at low tide. O and if bo is somehow elected president trucker jobs are going away and going away fast. Speaking of truckers. They started a strike on veterans day until the end of the month. 36,000 of them had stated their wheels were not moving before fuckbook took their page down. It’s their way of protesting hidden jiden and his rhetoric on the oil industry. I say good for them. Starve the cities into submission! The city needs the farm but the farm does not need the city, faks 100 emoji! Hope this heffalo gets hit by a truck in some twisted sense of irony.

  • Kenya
    November 13, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    What is it with the obsession of owning cattle? Especially the beefy fast-food grazing white ones?

  • The angry taint
    November 13, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    That is one fugly woman….fun fact 80% of women are battered and to think all this we’ve been eating them raw.

  • Ginger Gunts
    November 13, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Another fat ginger.

  • Liawatha
    November 13, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    So sorry about the recent rough patch, Melanie. My heart truly goes out to you. I will be sending you a 10% off coupon for NewPro vinyl replacement windows! Hope this generous offer helps you out!

    • Liawatha
      November 14, 2020 at 4:34 pm

      For tax purposes I will assume you will spend $10,000 on your new windows. This will realize me a tax write off of $2,000. Let me know if you spend more so I can make the necessary adjustment.

  • Old Tom Morris
    November 13, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    I’m in love!

    • Old Tom Morris
      November 13, 2020 at 6:10 pm

      Oh Kate, posting a ridiculous statement under my name is such a sad cry for help. SMH.:(

      • Old Tom Morris
        November 13, 2020 at 6:20 pm

        But that said, I’m flattered you think of me! 🙂

        • the virgin Connie Swail
          November 14, 2020 at 12:26 pm

          I think of you kate when i think of failure. kind of like going all in with a pair of deuces

          • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
            November 16, 2020 at 1:22 am

            The only thing you should do with a pair of deuces is flush.

            At least once.

  • Anybody that gives this pig a dime
    November 13, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    Lay down with any silverback EXPECT/SEEK OUT Domestic Violence. Just facts.
    She ain’t starving!

  • Circa 2008
    November 13, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    When did we become a society that was once embarrassed and humbled by asking for charity to now setting up GoFundMe’s to cover vacations?

  • Chlamydia
    November 13, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    Maybe Monica can help….after all- you’re both over the hill douchebags and [email protected]@er lovers.

  • Mastiff squint
    November 13, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    Wow, This is the first time I actually jumped back opening a picture on line. I need bleach!

  • Boston Irish
    November 13, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    Tryin to hold down vomit. Nasty gorilla lovin pig

  • Spider Lips
    November 13, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    My dick just ran up inside my stomach…Holy Nasty Bitch.

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