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South Hadley Diaperbucket Mom Makes Up Story About Razor Blades She Put In Her Kids Halloween Candy, Wastes Police Resources Investigating It

South Hadley Diaperbucket Mom Makes Up Story About Razor Blades She Put In Her Kids Halloween Candy, Wastes Police Resources Investigating It

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is Katie Collins Wyatt, formerly of South Hadley, who now lives in south central Pennsylvania:

And she’s made headlines after posting this on her Facebook page yesterday:

Yup. The ol’ “I found a razor blade in my kid’s Halloween candy” routine. Happens every years with some attention-deprived lugnut.

Newsflash – people don’t really put razor blades in Halloween candy. It’s just something teachers made up to scare you. You can’t rip open a Snicker’s bite sized candy bar, put a razor blade in it, and then reseal it without people noticing. Obviously this woman is just desperate for attention and wants to victimize herself, more than likely because some sort of GoFundMe is coming down the pipeline any minute now.

First of all, she named her kids Layken and Caiyden:

Strike one.

Secondly, Halloween was three days ago and she hasn’t called the police yet because she doesn’t know which police to call:

Yea, I’m sure that’s the reason why. Definitely.

She’s gonna get around to doing that any day now though. Right after she milks it some more….

And because someone wrote it on Facebook it simply must be true, and legions of morons are lining up to believe her:

Oh, and she can’t remember if the Snickers bars were already open either:

Because it’s not like an already opened Snickers bar with a razor blade inside of it would be something that you’d remember.

Additionally, she seems to know exactly where the razor blades were purchased, and wants people to share her story:

But at the same time she doesn’t want anyone to see pictures of her children on her publicly open Facebook page:

And as you can see people have been tagging media outlets, and it finally got some play in the local newspaper:

Yup, she went to the cops. She wasted their time with this bullshit. A story she completely pulled out of her ass. But since she’s in so deep at this point she had to continue on with the lie.

We weren’t the only ones to see through her tall tales though:

Yea, “do your research.” And by research I think it’s fair to just look at her Facebook page:

And come to the conclusion that this diaperbucket is clearly not someone who can be trusted.

Then came the fingerprinting expert:

Oh good, they’re gonna waste more public resources trying to get a Snickers wrapper fingerprinted. Because I’m sure the diabolical genius who found a way to sneak a razor blade inside your kid’s candy, and then reseal it without you noticing, was dumb enough to leave his prints all over the wrapper.

God I hope this is all just a setup by the cops. It would be fantastic if they called her in and told her they were arresting her for filing a false police report and being a shitty, attention starved joke a mother.

12 Comment(s)
  • Lisa
    November 15, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    There are a ton of worthless breeders selling their WIC/taxpayer funded formula on Facebook Marketplace. Good to know that I can report it!

    • Lisa
      November 15, 2017 at 1:15 pm

      Sorry, wrong post.

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    November 5, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    I love how there are two extracted blades that have absolutely no chocolate or nougat on them. They look like they were yanked straight out of the box they were purchased in.

  • hahahaohreally
    November 5, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    ok so these “cases” drive me insane. No one with half a brain would ever tamper with Halloween candy. Putting the impossible logistics of getting a sharp item into sealed candy aside, the suspect would be caught immediately. Even if the kid went to 50 houses as stated, you don’t remember which 50 houses? It’s basically a suspect list. Also, I would ALWAYS remember which houses gave out the goodie bags when I was a kid. You were PUMPED for more than just a piece or two. There is no way someone would be able to do something like this and get away with it.

  • Gordon Yell
    November 4, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    I love her investigator friends, They’re so helpful to find the “culprit”…Finger prints..The only prints they’ll find are hers!!!..on the wrapper,on the blade,and on the chocolate,,,dam the chocolate is probably still stuck under her finger nails!

  • Anon.
    November 4, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    Jail her!

  • El Crapo
    November 3, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    That bitch looks like the spawn of ozzy Osbourne during a week of partying in bulgaria in the 80’s.

    • William
      November 4, 2017 at 8:37 am

      bulgaria in the 80’s ….. lol… made me laugh, best tb comment today. :))))

  • The Rant Queen
    November 3, 2017 at 7:07 pm

    Definitely fake. Sheriff says he’s never gotten a complaint like this before, strike one. Sheriff also says it was an isolated incident- meaning she was the only person who’s kid had tampered candy, strike 2. If a psycho was going to put razorblades in trick or treat candy, why would they only do it to one child, and not multiple/all kids? Knowing the blades were from the dollar store was a red flag that everyone conveniently ignored, strike 3. And she didnt report it to police right away, and still only spoke to them when her post went viral. Strike 4.

    I totally believe ppl are capable of tampering with halloween candy and i cant say I believe it will NEVER happen but in this case…it didnt happen. Shes an attention seeking trashbag.

  • Ginger Women WTF
    November 3, 2017 at 7:02 pm

    A Ginger Woman… no further questions.

  • Turtlesoup for the soul
    November 3, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    She’s a fat fuck. She needed an excuse to steal her junior welfare paycheck’s candy without looking like a total asshole.

    • DJT
      November 3, 2017 at 6:52 pm

      Then again in Worcester the mothers trick or treat without children to scam free candy. Time limit/age limit needed. When you’re 35 and going door to door you’re a loser. Stop it.

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