South Hadley Diaperbucket Mom Makes Up Story About Razor Blades She Put In Her Kids Halloween Candy, Wastes Police Resources Investigating It

This is Katie Collins Wyatt, formerly of South Hadley, who now lives in south central Pennsylvania:

And she’s made headlines after posting this on her Facebook page yesterday:

Yup. The ol’ “I found a razor blade in my kid’s Halloween candy” routine. Happens every years with some attention-deprived lugnut.

Newsflash – people don’t really put razor blades in Halloween candy. It’s just something teachers made up to scare you. You can’t rip open a Snicker’s bite sized candy bar, put a razor blade in it, and then reseal it without people noticing. Obviously this woman is just desperate for attention and wants to victimize herself, more than likely because some sort of GoFundMe is coming down the pipeline any minute now.

First of all, she named her kids Layken and Caiyden:

Strike one.

Secondly, Halloween was three days ago and she hasn’t called the police yet because she doesn’t know which police to call:

Yea, I’m sure that’s the reason why. Definitely.

She’s gonna get around to doing that any day now though. Right after she milks it some more….

And because someone wrote it on Facebook it simply must be true, and legions of morons are lining up to believe her:

Oh, and she can’t remember if the Snickers bars were already open either:

Because it’s not like an already opened Snickers bar with a razor blade inside of it would be something that you’d remember.

Additionally, she seems to know exactly where the razor blades were purchased, and wants people to share her story:

But at the same time she doesn’t want anyone to see pictures of her children on her publicly open Facebook page:

And as you can see people have been tagging media outlets, and it finally got some play in the local newspaper:

Yup, she went to the cops. She wasted their time with this bullshit. A story she completely pulled out of her ass. But since she’s in so deep at this point she had to continue on with the lie.

We weren’t the only ones to see through her tall tales though:

Yea, “do your research.” And by research I think it’s fair to just look at her Facebook page:

And come to the conclusion that this diaperbucket is clearly not someone who can be trusted.

Then came the fingerprinting expert:

Oh good, they’re gonna waste more public resources trying to get a Snickers wrapper fingerprinted. Because I’m sure the diabolical genius who found a way to sneak a razor blade inside your kid’s candy, and then reseal it without you noticing, was dumb enough to leave his prints all over the wrapper.

God I hope this is all just a setup by the cops. It would be fantastic if they called her in and told her they were arresting her for filing a false police report and being a shitty, attention starved joke a mother.